₦airaland Forum

mohaMADbuari:
Perhaps the gods are angry with the junketing and showy Enitan Ogunwimis the philandering Ooni of Ife

You are the upper case letters in your moniker

JBismarck:
OP, if you have no skeleton in your cupboard I see no reason why you didn't oblige them in the first place or why you shouldn't go to their station especially with the current delicate security situation in that part of the country.

Oblige them and get locked up? You d3y naija so?

Iamsynord:
Okay sir ..... Thank You Very Much .....

Nice reply. It shows that you will go far. keep on keeping on the good work.

Yet our Government finds it hard to deport the Fulani killers whom they claim are from Lybia. smh

DedeNkem:
An amarture kid asking if I'm into women. Think before you spew dumb shit.

No sane guy who knows he has a real future with a woman he slept with, won't detail everything! That's a fact!

Any guy who detailed everything and later had a real long-term love relationship with the woman, only did so after changing his mind because he developed real feelings for her!

If you've had a seasoned experience in relationship stuff, you would know that sometimes a man want to just f*uck a woman and move on but later ends up having some real feelings for her!

That is the plain truth. Back then in school, it irritates me whenever my friends discuss when, where and how they sex their girlfriends. I severely berated that idea until it sank into their ears to some extent. Then they stopped doing that in my presence. I only picked interest in such a discourse if it involves a side chick. How can you discuss your private affair with a woman you claim to be building a future with among your friends? Such a person shouldn't be angry if his friends ended up not respecting his woman.

steppin:
Funny how women want men to shut up about getting laid, while all they talk about when they get together is about men...the size of his prrick, how stingy or wasteful he is and other silly things.
Make we hear word jor!

how heavy he is, how badly he snores, how loud he moans or how he couldn't last longer.

johnstar:
hope say dm nor go disgrace der self for dat place cus of award o lyk our egbon yoloba olamide

Do you have to exhibit your stupidity on every platform?

sample042:
I Just came across this write up, for me it's worth reading cos our societal problems lies within each and every one of us. Can't say enough but u need to read this...

[b]Opeyemi Tomisin Ogunbadejo SAID:

There you are, fighting, insulting, killing and destroying in their names, while their kids get robust education, jobs, gifts and properties you have ever wished for. Living your dreams onyour behalf. Subject you to eternal envy. with your support.....

~There they are looting the national treasury, sharing it among themselves. They are in the competition of
'The Best At Looting'. They rape the national treasure and
Erupt the waste on you the ignorants, while you trek, make
use of public transports, resort to crime for survival, e.t.c.
But they sleep and wake in what belongs to you, yet, with
your support......

~They send you to kill, maim, harass, protest, assassinate, campaign, rig. You get to your rented apartment, dodge landlord enter, cause you haven't paid the rent, with several responsibilities awaiting you e.t.c, but they will never be at the battle front, yet they go to their mansions, relax in expensive jacuzzi, with wines expensive enough to start you a career, they reach for their expensive gadgets, and check their over-filled accounts, the profit they have made from your stupidity, unfortunately with your support.....

~You struggle for a job, some of you get one with peanut salaries that will be owed for months before you get paid, you scream, wail, shout, stress your vocal cord before they consider paying you. While their kids never get stressed for jobs, they have been getting paid even before they were born(ghost workers). Each one of them gets a month salary x2 your annual salary, again with your support.

CBN secret/partial recruitment comes to mind. Oh!I I forgot, them pikin get brain pass you! Abi no be so? ~You take sides when they throw unreal tantrums at each other. You fight your brothers and sisters on social media(oh I forgot! They are not your brothers and sisters, he is not from your tribe, he doesn't practise your religion, he is APC, Ayam PDP, because they said so? issokay, kwontunu). But what comes to your mind when you see them laughing? Does the picture of those you have insulted, killed, destroyed with the words of your mouth comes to your mind? They become friends(like they really fought before) laugh at your ignorance. They have won again, no be you support am? Have you seen Obasanjo and Madam Patience recent pictures? Where dm two dey groove? When you groove last? Ok la, na fake jor. You don hear sey Aluko and Fayose Don reconcile? Wait for Wike and Amaechi. They use you to achieve their wants and needs. Well done to you.

~You defend Tinubu abi, when him mama die as the Iyaloja of the whole Lagos State, your mama no get brain to lead na abi? so he went for his daughter to become the new iyaloja (just imagine). Hymn! Good. How many dignitaries attended your wedding? But Jonathan's Daughter received over 50 exotic cars. Na lie, na cheap propaganda. Infact na toys them give her. What a shame, on you na.

~They ruled your father, they are still ruling you, their kids are beginning to rule you as well, and maybe rule your born and unborn kids, with your support. Abi no be you dey vote for them? On election days, you risk your life and properties just to get them back to office. What have you been receiving since you've been voting? Nada. Yet you go still vote ooo. Sopathetic................

-You struggle everyday, queue for fuel,
enjoy interrupted electricity, but they don't feel this. While
you run after public transports, Dino Melaye and his cohorts flaunts their wealth in your face, ride exotic machines. Oh! It's the lord's blessing, and na satan curse dey upon you abi? Issorite.

~they make use of religious tactics, they use
our Pastors and Imams to divide us, oh I remember! They
are Men of God, and you are Men of Devil? They spit from
their private Jets, it lands on you while you're on your
private Okada. Kwontunu. ~the problem of this country is
not the few crooked pot-bellied leaders(looters), but the
teeming foolish masses. Until we realize the battle is "we"
against the "elites", things will never get better. Support
intellectual revolution. [/b]


Courtesy : Opeyemi Tomisin

CC: lalasticlala, mynd44, seun

Thanks for spreading this. Google searched my name some days back and this popped up. I could remember it was a comment I dropped on a Sahara reporter's post. Thank you.

Akshow:
Opeyemi Tomisin Ogunbadejo SAID: ~There you are, fighting, insulting, killing and destroying in their names, while their kids get robust education, jobs, gifts and properties you have ever wished for. Living your dreams on your behalf. Subject you to eternal envy. with your support..... ~There they are looting the national treasure, sharing it among themselves. They are in the competition of 'The Best At Looting'. They rape the national treasure and ejaculate the waste on you the ignorants, while you trek, make use of public transports, resort to crime for survival, e.t.c. But they sleep and wake in what belongs to you, yet, with your support...... ~They send you to kill, maim, harass, protest, assassinate, campaign, rig. You get to your rented apartment, dodge landlord enter, cause you haven't paid the rent, with several responsibilities awaiting you e.t.c, but they will never be at the battle front, yet they go to their mansions, relax in expensive jacuzzi, with wines expensive enough to start you a career, they reach for their expensive gadgets, and check their over-filled accounts, the profit they have made from your stupidity, unfortunately with your support..... ~You struggle for a job, some of you get one with peanut salaries that will be owed for months before you get paid, you scream, wail, shout, stress your vocal cord before they consider paying you. While their kids never get stressed for jobs, they have been getting paid even before they were born(ghost workers). Each one of them gets a month salary x2 your annual salary, again with your support. CBN secret/partial recruitment comes to mind. Oh! I forgot, them pikin get brain pass you! Abi no be so? ~You take sides when they throw unreal tantrums at each other. You fight your brothers and sisters on social media(oh I forgot! They are not your brothers and sisters, he is not from your tribe, he doesn't practise your religion, he is APC, ayam PDP, because they said so? issokay, kwontunu). But what comes to your mind when you see them laughing? Does the picture of those you have insulted, killed, destroyed with the words of your mouth comes to your mind? They become friends(like they really fought before) laugh at your ignorance. They have won again, no be you support am? Have you seen Obasanjo and Madam Patience recent pictures? Where dm two dey groove? When you groove last? Ok la, na fake jor. You don hear sey Aluko and Fayose don reconcile? Wait for Wike and Amaechi. They use you to achieve their wants and needs. Well done to you. ~You defend Tinubu abi, when him mama die as the Iyaloja of the whole Lagos State, your mama no get brain to lead na abi?, so he went for his daughter to become the new iyaloja (just imagine). Hmmm! Good. How many dignitaries attended your wedding? But Jonathan's Daughter received over 50 exotic cars. Na lie, na cheap propaganda. Infact na toys them give her. What a shame, on you na. ~They ruled your father, they are still ruling you, their kids are beginning to rule you as well, and maybe rule your born and unborn kids, with your support. Abi no be you dey vote for them? On election days, you risk your life and properties just to get them back to office. What have you been receiving since you've been voting? Nada. Yet you go still vote ooo. So pathetic................ -You struggle everyday, queue for fuel, enjoy interrupted electricity, but they don't feel this. While you run after public transports, Dino Melaye and his cohorts flaunts their wealth in your face, ride exotic machines. Oh! It's the lord's blessing, and na satan curse dey upon you abi? Issorite. ~they make use of religious tactics, they use our Pastors and Imams to divide us, oh I remember! They are Men of God, and you are Men of Devil? They spit from their private Jets, it lands on you while you're on your private Okada. Kwontunu. ~the problem of this country is not the few crooked pot-bellied leaders(looters), but the teeming foolish masses. Until we realize the battle is "we" against the "elites", things will never get better. Support intellectual revolution, supp

Akshow thanks for sharing my write-up. I was surprised when I searched my name on Google and this popped up. I had no idea it would get here. Just joined this forum some days ago, although I was a silent reader for a long time. Thanks once again.

Congrats! You have succeeded in making absolutely no sense.

nas00:
The first time I saw the snake, it was a huge, majestic, golden coloured beast (cobra). It dazzled brilliantly in the hot Taraba sun. My first instinct was to dash away as fast as possible...but I noticed the snake had already fixed its eyes on me and was studying me, I guess. I just decided not to run, lest it 'flies' and attack. Instead, we both stood looking at each other for a while, then the snake moved first. It turned away from me and crawled into the next compound. You could feel its weight as it dragged away. I heaved a sigh of relief and went my way.

Somehow, I felt if I had made any movement that day, e fit turn long tin.

Subsequently, I dey jam d snake for backyard steady, but we just dey do the normal tuale for each other.. It seemed to like coming out when it is sunny. I think it lived in the soak-away behind the house.

There were lots of snakes in Karim Lamido. A soldier even had a snake bite in my compound while lying outside at night to take fresh air due to the ambient heat. Luckily, he survived and the snake was killed

can't live in such a place. My sleep would be plagued with horrible dreams

nas00:
JessiliciousJes's: Nice thread and a cool way to unwind for you and us. I got interested in your story because, like you, I camped in TR and served there as well. That was 6 years ago, and the nysc camp then was within the Polytechnic, Wukari.

I had a lot of thrilling experience and stories to tell by the time I completed the year.

If you stay back for your service year after camp, try to set aside time and some money to visit these places:

1) Gashaka-Gumpti National Park

2) Mambilla Plateau (Popularly called Gembu). You will definitely hear about Gembu in camp. You may also hear about 'Snake Island' (Karim Lamido, where I served).

Guess what, a huge snake actually resided behind my apartment throughout my service year, but we gave each other mutual respect. Anytime I saw it, I never tried to attack it and it reciprocated my kind gesture till I left
I wish you a successful service year.

Cheers!

scary! if na me, na to change house o.

olarhtunji:
here we go again....where's my Vaseline

one day you will mistakenly grab Robb.

[quote author=MrHenshaw post=46622084]My dear,U n who ever advised you got it wrong.U know she intentionally wouldn't want to pay her debt if she was owing you.U r not a FAN as u professed.FANS, fan their cherished ones n can never destroy them.She has paid u right?u tried to destroy her image.l hope u can access her maturity.She didn't want to drag issues with you on media.Genny is too mature for that my dear.I wish u had a better way to hv approached her.I wish you best in your future endeavour incase your madam goes on to sack you.

fans fan their cherished ones even at their own expense? Didn't you read the part where the boy was threatened with sack by his boss?

MrHenshaw:
Yea,u r right.But consider their call duty.When d r out come rain,come shine,midnight or day,u maybe sleeping or cooling off elsewhere.My dear,apart from ds angle,d state govt knows wat d r doing .How many of ds medical personnel do you hv in camp.So it's easier to promise such to them.D greater number of corps members are from d 4k faculties.If d try it with them just 3months.D may not be able to pay d state civil servants.My Opinion tho .#Critical reasoning.

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Exactly what I concluded after reading the report.

I wonder why some people follow celebrities on social media outlets. Is it to appreciate them or to throw jabs at them? Jobless Fifu <in mallam's voice>

[quote author=Zoharariel post=46474566][color=#006600][/color]Reporting for duty - Name Checkers Association of Nigeria - Moskow Branch.

Scanning suspect names .........

1.) Paul Ibara - a native of Akwa ibom,

2.) Ifeanyi Obi - a native of Abia state and ........

3.) Battery low, I repeat battery is too low to scan 3rd suspect's name, therefore scanning is terminated.

Observation: - Suspect 2 is a jew from the land of the rising moon blaming his woes on Fashola, as if he was the only person affected in the market demolition.

Copying NCAN Abuja, Togo, Ketu, Ikorodu, Suru-Lere, Syria, Iraq, Accra, Libya, Malaysia & Afghanistan branches.

Over & Out!

Now this is very funny