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FashionRe: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by Opiletool(m): 10:21am On Jun 26, 2016
cr7lomo:
I repeat...i can't 4k her for free... Na she ugly pass ...period
You can't fvck her for free cause she ain't for free. She is worth more than you will ever be. I bet if you can approach her if it happens that you see her physically.

Like seriously what is wrong with people? She won, be happy or you keep quiet. She's naturally beautiful, not only that, she has the courage to flaunt it in the face of haters, which shows that she is impervious to your petty criticisms and unnecessary hatred. She displays her confidence amidst squeals of unreasonable tantrums and effusions of narrow personal discomfort which are mere fury signifying zilch. Some even went as far as typing monologue of winded drivel in the name of blind sentiment and jealousy. y'all should chill. You need it. Congrats Lanicky, you deserve it.
Jokes EtcRe: My Collection Of Crazily Funny Pictures. Lwkmd! by Opiletool(m): 2:33am On Jun 26, 2016
dthrillest:
Lol.. Urs was even better i went back home with jst an empty box and d uniform on me ..it was hell back then at home.. Jst wish our parents understood dat most naija boarding schs are full of savages.. i dont think i could send my child to a boarding sch
Me too. I love boarding school experience but can never send my child to one.
Jokes EtcRe: My Collection Of Crazily Funny Pictures. Lwkmd! by Opiletool(m): 8:24pm On Jun 25, 2016
PushPlay:
You mean she Nags? grin

I also have crazy boarding school stories... lol!
Boarding school experience is second to none, particularly rugged ones. It's still more profound in my memory compared to my University experience which is still very recent.
Jokes EtcRe: My Collection Of Crazily Funny Pictures. Lwkmd! by Opiletool(m): 8:11pm On Jun 25, 2016
dthrillest:
grin grin grin
lol! so true. That is me bro. A taxi helped loaded my belongings (cupboard, table and chair, travelling bags, 2 buckets, a keg, a mattress e.t.c) to school when I resumed for JSS1. I only went back home with a crossing bag that contains my hostel wear and some books, a nylon bag with a cutlass and a kerosene lantern inside, and my school uniform on me. My mom was so angry. She still maltreats my ears with that story and how careless I could be.
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by Opiletool(m): 5:44pm On Jun 25, 2016
I vote Lanicky

Cc Nljega
CelebritiesRe: FIRS Slams N75m On Linda Ikeji For Tax Evasion - The Capital by Opiletool(m): 12:02pm On Jun 23, 2016
winniz:
So many of us now know what is going on, you lots have been fighting Linda ikeji and the Igbo nation without them having any idea. They are now so desperate, after this Linda ikeji and so many Igbos will have to pull out all their investment in Lagos cheesy

Linda Ikeji sell off that house and move back to the east or you relocate out of that country we are solidly behind you.
****
Were you born stupid or you just decided to be?
CelebritiesRe: FIRS Slams N75m On Linda Ikeji For Tax Evasion - The Capital by Opiletool(m): 11:53am On Jun 23, 2016
I sense some indirect jabs in this post. Whoever wrote this is silently mocking the blogger.
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Opiletool(m): 11:41am On Jun 23, 2016
tobex23:
You should have read my other post before you said this trash, fvctard
If you have a functioning brain, you wouldn't have made such an epistle of winded drivel in the first place. If you have a brain, exercise it, its a nerve, before it goes dormant. And if you have none, grow one you slowpoke.
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by Opiletool(m):
Hello Mr JideSM! what have I done to deserve this? Whenever I recharge my better talk account, MTN will make sure the major recharge is deducted without any form of notice or reason why it was so even if I haven't made any call. while the bonus would still be available for use. My Number is 08146411549. please do something about this asap.
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Opiletool(m): 12:42am On Jun 23, 2016
tobex23:
Oh! Mr whatever you are, don't act like the hypocrite they claim you are,

I have been watching this thread since the result were released this night, and I must say lanickys team is all pretence and no love for other contestants as they are trying to show otherwise....



Someone said it few comments up, she has nothing a beauty pageant should have....



Saturday would be here soon, I would set up myself to laugh at this team of pretense... Bullshit.



I am speaking individually and not for anything or contestant.
What a contestant should have is beauty, confidence, perseverance and brain, and she has all in abundance. so suck it loser. I bet you want her face all painted in several colours and the road to sambisa broadly drawn above her eyes. She is not sorry you're disappointed, she prefers the natural way than the vampire-like painted lips. Those with keen eyes already saw this, reason why she is still in the contest. Deal with it ma nigga.
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Opiletool(m): 11:14pm On Jun 22, 2016
Jamean:
Ivyy

Cc Nljega
Who do you this thing? That person must be purely wicked.
RomanceRe: What A Ghanaian Lady Thinks About Dating Nigerian Men by Opiletool(m): 7:35pm On Jun 22, 2016
36STATES:
Yorubas should do something about their notoriety around Africa as prolific liars.
My wife's friend from Tanzania cannot stop talking about the lies
she endured in the hands of one Tunde from Nigeria. She says even Tunde's mother and brother were
lying to her to defend his cheating.
Shut the hell up stupid. Whoever falls for a lie should blame himself/herself for being gullible. You focus on the faulty part of your kinsmen which have also earned the country a bad repute in the world.
RomanceRe: 19-Year-Old Girl Commits Suicide In Lagos After Fight With Boyfriend by Opiletool(m): 12:08pm On Jun 21, 2016
Dreamwaker:
Don't just blame the girl without proper investigation. This could be a case of murder.

He could have poisoned her food or drink.

He could have spiked her juice then when she's unconscious, poisons her.

He could have put her under duress to drink the poison.

Etc
Exactly my thoughts. He saw her writhing in pain, and all he did was to watch her die, then report to the nearest police station when there is a hospital nearby.
RomanceRe: 19-Year-Old Girl Commits Suicide In Lagos After Fight With Boyfriend by Opiletool(m): 12:02pm On Jun 21, 2016
And he could do was to watch her with in pain then report to the police after she had given up the ghost? What happened to rushing her to the nearest hospital? Of course there is one hospital bus stop [General hospital I think] before or after Alhaji-Ede. Maybe there is more to the story.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Arrived Kano For A One Day Visit - Photos by Opiletool(m): 9:35am On Jun 21, 2016
Akshow:
u are welcome bro. It's a brilliant peice u wrote. Felt compelled to share it. Sorry I didn't ask for ur permission
Nah! Forget permission.
FamilyRe: American Woman's Father Accepts Her Nigerian Husband Finally by Opiletool(m): 11:10pm On Jun 20, 2016
themosthigh:
Maybe......I have no regrets for my life and have never hurt an innocent person..still I fear neither death of punishment cause I know that my role model is Yahweh of the Old Testament..
I believe in an eye for an eye and I never forgive an enemy neither do I forget a friend...I give you back what you give me
And you claim never to have hurt an innocent person? Yet you were transporting drugs right? Na animals go take those drugs? You know how many people wey Don die from drugs? You know how many deaths of young people you must have aided? SMH.
CelebritiesRe: Bimbo Oshin Celebrates Her Daughter's 2nd Birthday With Lovely Photos by Opiletool(m): 4:28pm On Jun 20, 2016
Havabelle:
Awwwww.......cute baby....cute momma. Btw where's papa cool
I'm here.
PoliticsRe: Diya's Son, Babatunde Oyetola Weds Busola Adesunmbo (Photos) by Opiletool(m): 3:21pm On Jun 20, 2016
BUHARIISCURSED:
full watch it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8VM9hZMYZ0
Arindin. Your hero disguised as an ugly woman, ran to a neighbouring country abandoned those he claimed to be fighting for and left them at the mercy of a brutal Army, only to come back and neglect the very course he fought for, begged for mercy, served under a very junior officer and thus remain insignificant and irrelevant to the extent that his people denied him their votes. They both found a way to live a bit longer. So shut up and stop calling some people cowards when the tree of cowardice grows in your backyard with plenty of fruits on it.
PoliticsRe: Diya's Son, Babatunde Oyetola Weds Busola Adesunmbo (Photos) by Opiletool(m): 3:07pm On Jun 20, 2016
Vessi:
General Abacha could have killed Diya same way he killed Saro Wiwa.

Diya was lucky he knelt down and cried and begged and weeped and sneezed before Al-Mustapha to spare his life.

Such a coward.
hmm! And you were there to record that on your Android phone? Amukunmeko
CelebritiesRe: Uche Jombo Blasts Wuraola Ogunwusi Over Her Speech On Gender Equality by Opiletool(m):
RaeMystix:
So you're telling me that all those rumors were just from a "friend"?. You ought to go read the story over.
Those "rumors"were from multiple sources;They'd also provided some proof. She was claiming to be married to a Lebanese ( second husband;Via facebook) as of last December, yet widely known to began courting the prince?. There were some proofs from that story, that she isn't owning up to. Getting married does not make her a changed woman.

Talk is cheap. Offcourse she has her reasons for saying why women should always be submissive to men, when she is married to a prince. I would have given her a lot more respect is she was a working woman with a family to cater for.
I'm not disputing the fact that the story might be true. All I'm saying is, she has finally found a destination, one which will mold her character to some extent as well. The two women (uche & wuraola) secured their fame through different means. The former is famed for acting while the latter for marrying a prominent king. Hence their diverse view on this particular subject. You cannot expect her to campaign for a course her position contradicts. That will be sheer hypocrisy. And she made a fair view of respect for one another irrespective of gender differences. I'm not a fan of hers or the throne anyways(cause I see no reason why the king can't stick with his first wife), I sure don't hate them as well. And this will be my first time of speaking on the subject despite my long knowledge of it. At first I wondered why the king would go for such a lady with ill repute even if he has to remarry as the culture demands, but then I remembered, it's none of my business.
NYSCRe: My NYSC Experience At Taraba Camp, Batch A, Stream 2, 2016. by Opiletool(m): 12:14pm On Jun 20, 2016
WaleEkun:
What is boring in her write up? Can't you use your imagination? A soldier came into the girls dormintory where some girls were taking shower naked. Some of the girls in the dorm, like our writer, were in sexy night gowns looking sex. In her half unclothedness, the soldier came for the writer for wahala. In order not to have wahala. our lady writer "just do (the soldier, sic) am". Lobatan..e don finish! What do you do after being laid by dogoyaro? Fall asleep. This is a really intelligent, sexy diary..IMOO.
Holy mother of Zebedee!

Na the only thing wey you see for the whole write-up be that? Your mind need 500mg of hypo.
PoliticsRe: Global Energy To Support Bresson’s 500mw Plant In Ogun State... by Opiletool(m): 9:17am On Jun 20, 2016
mondbest:
Change taking effect and in a short while we will feel it.


Meanwhile,




I am so happy and proud of my self and I thought I should share it with you!!! Today I saw my self on TV, WHEN I SWITCHED IT OFF
congratulations! You're now a celebrity.
CelebritiesRe: Uche Jombo Blasts Wuraola Ogunwusi Over Her Speech On Gender Equality by Opiletool(m): 8:52am On Jun 20, 2016
RaeMystix:
I do not care if both Olajumoke( whom I am a big fan of), and Wuraola ( a woman who is known for sleeping her way to the top), are more relevant than I am.The fact that you think a Tittle or a social elevation can change one's character, does say alot about your level of thinking.I hope you aren't an adult. If so, What a shame. Your static level of thinking is appalling.
You've done things in the past you wish you haven't done right? Are you now saying you're capable of repeating such a mistake? And the fact that you've chosen to swallow the friend's story hook line and sinker speaks volume of your own ridiculous level of reasoning. You chose to believe the friend because wuraola chose not to reply the jealous bittch? Because a good friend wouldn't have done such a despicable thing.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2016 EFCC Recriutment: How To Check If You Have Been Shortlisted! by Opiletool(m): 9:35pm On Jun 19, 2016
Brightgem:
Isnt this a hate comment! A racist comment, ur a graduate by ur might and strength right? Who paid ur fees through school. Many graduates here type just as much crap, anyway u already goofed what is "I am always surprise" is that correct. Abeg free human beings, u sound like they less human or something. Some people dnt have a choice is why they where they are.
You shouldn't have replied that idiot. In the course of trying to shade the diploma and SSCE holders, he ended up displaying a huge amount of stupidity and ignorance.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2016 EFCC Recriutment: How To Check If You Have Been Shortlisted! by Opiletool(m):
Janelstan:
Ebi like say efcc nah Yoruba pples club,?
Una don start! How many Igbo names starts with alphabet A followed by D compared to Yoruba names? I'm sure if Op has to upload the pages where candidates with alphabet C start their names, you'll also be wondering if igbos dominate the EFCC. Let us shun tribalism once in a while.
PhonesRe: I Dialed This *559*40# On My Mtn Line And Got This. by Opiletool(m): 3:07pm On Jun 19, 2016
adelekecilas:
undecided cry i don't understand
you failed to protect the contact info of your mom and blessing by uploading the picture of your phone screen which displays their mobile numbers. Oya tell me, blessing na your babe?
CelebritiesRe: Lady Blasts Olori Wuraola And Freeze Over Gender Equality In Open Letter by Opiletool(m):
Why do they all have to sound so angry while expressing their quixotic idea? Frustrated elements. Couldn't finish reading the ravings of the hysterical bimbo.
CelebritiesRe: Uche Jombo Blasts Wuraola Ogunwusi Over Her Speech On Gender Equality by Opiletool(m):
RaeMystix:
"COME SO LOW"?. Was she going higher before?. Is she not the same Olori who about 4 months ago was outed by her inner circle about her alleged sexual escapades with rich married men, and also failed marriages past?. SHE IS AS LOW AS THEY COME. One can't become classy overnight.
A lot has happened between 4months ago and now. Keep dwelling on history my dear. None of those in that her cycle can stand before her now. Olajumoke was once a common bread seller, now she's more relevant than you are.
CelebritiesRe: Uche Jombo Blasts Wuraola Ogunwusi Over Her Speech On Gender Equality by Opiletool(m): 12:39pm On Jun 19, 2016
omonnakoda:
No I did not call it "tales" I said "The tale" . I am not here to teach you English but the two have different meanings a tale is a narrative or story while "tales" could mean lies as in "telling tales". Telling tales and telling a tale are different things. People who grew up on kerosene cooked food will struggle with these nuances but how is that my problem??
That last statement of yours shows how rude and condescending you are. You have this 'I know better attitude ' which makes you sound egoistic and stupid. You work on yourself before you correct others. As usual, come at me with your vituperative rant.
CelebritiesRe: Uche Jombo Blasts Wuraola Ogunwusi Over Her Speech On Gender Equality by Opiletool(m): 12:03pm On Jun 19, 2016
foladara777:
Actually, you are the one who made an a*** of yourself... In most parts of the world even developed countries, women are generally paid less for doing d same work. Pls carry out a little research
And who is talking about the rest of the world? We are talking about Nigeria here. Women are never paid lesser to men when they function in the same capacity. Even in today's business world in Nigeria, women are always on the favourable side.
PoliticsRe: Ekweremadu Wants Life Pension For NASS Leaders, Remi Tinubu Opposes by Opiletool(m): 9:34am On Jun 19, 2016
omaguibu:
Remi Tinubu knows she and her husband are on Lagos state life pension. And will not want anybody to compete with them.
Do you have any brain? I don't think so.
Music/RadioRe: Nairalander,iamsynord Drops Two New Singles by Opiletool(m): 11:01pm On Jun 18, 2016
[quote author=Iamsynord post=46697562][/quote]Tight bro

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