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Jokes EtcRe: Maid Wanted Her Salary Raised, See What She Did. (pic) by Opiletool(m): 10:05am On Jul 08, 2016
Strahovski1:
You would be banned.

You quote me and insult me tell me that my problem is bigger than the joke and now still ask me if I have sense, please who is the kid?

You would be banned
After he's banned then what? You finally get to laugh? SMH

Go ahead and report me as well.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria has finished me!! by Opiletool(m): 9:21am On Jul 08, 2016
nabiz:
to also help my country people. I need 5 guys wey i go train for free on my skill. The trainiing will start on 20th august. U can click on my profile to see my skills.
Now this is called helping. Nice one bro. I for apply before NYSC call person, only sey I Dey far.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria has finished me!! by Opiletool(m): 8:46am On Jul 08, 2016
Cherishing:
hohohoho Lwkmh
but seriously no be lafn Mata
con3 harsh ,I mean realy harsh for everybody including us... bros Mek Una forget all these wey Una de see us display na just to tek cover body grin collect from john,Kennedy,Stanley and co. join am tek hol body dey look up to Baba Godie wen e go beta.
but seriously d collection no easy atall o,u call john nowadays e Lyk Mek u show for him house,u wear tight jeans show,na just chop and t-fare u go carry go home. U call Kennedy e go say Mek u show for hotel u carry Ur friends show na so so vex e go vex for u for one or the other wey no even concern u. Stanley own once e don hear say money de involve na to wine u till Ur calls begin enta voice mail.
Shey na to go marry now na e sure passhuh Mek I ask sebi na man wey prize u bera go fit carry u gohuh Abi na to go force Mysef into man wey no go value me atall huh
Infact Mek I hol my anger for here cos honesty dis con3 don tire me,n 4yrs after school ohuh

Meanwhile Oga kpatakpata for house wey de share something .... see whether u go reason my Mata na money for my hair I de find, gurls Gat to look good anywhere .

601-796-3566 na unto fidelity things grin
Lol.. See confession. Ur head dey there jor.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria has finished me!! by Opiletool(m): 8:39am On Jul 08, 2016
[quote author=spoton16 post=47320947][/quote]Abi na.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria has finished me!! by Opiletool(m): 8:03am On Jul 08, 2016
What I'm seeing here is the exact reason a revelotion will never stand. Many will start the course, but over 70Percent will derail from the course later due to stipends. I don't blame pple though; the struggle is real. This guy started this thread to voice out the terrible state of his present situation, many like minds joined him and the clamour for revolution was at one point intensified only to be mitigated by innocent offer of token by some generous few (a move I'm not against, but ask yourself after 5k what next?) . Now this is the exact power the Politicians/Elites have over us.

This thread assuming it has not unfortunately being shifted from his earlier stance, it would have sensitized a lot of people out there. I hope it doesn't die a natural death.

God bless those generous guys though. Come to think of it, some people wey get a means of earning go still follow apply o. God help us all.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria has finished me!! by Opiletool(m): 8:02am On Jul 08, 2016
What I'm seeing here is the exact reason a revelotion will never stand. Many will start the course, but 70% will derail from the course later due to stipends. I don't blame pple though; the struggle is real. This guy started this thread to voice out the terrible state of his present situation, many like minds joined him and the clamour for revolution was at one point intensified only to be mitigated by innocent offer of token by some generous few (a move I'm not against, but ask yourself after 5k what next?) . Now this is the exact power the Politicians/Elites have over us.

This thread assuming it has not unfortunately being shifted from his earlier stance, it would have sensitized a lot of people out there. I hope it doesn't die a natural death.

God bless those generous guys though. Come to think of it, some people wey get a means of earning go still follow apply o. God help us all.
CelebritiesRe: Photos From OJB Jezreel's Wake Keeping & Service Of Songs by Opiletool(m): 9:54pm On Jul 07, 2016
Baroba:
OJB nwa mama, RIP bro, you forgot a good fight...
He truly forgot it. Na your hand e Dey? No allow am lost o.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Rides In His Sports Vehicle (photos) by Opiletool(m): 12:19pm On Jul 07, 2016
Where are dangote trucks when you need them?
EducationRe: Covenant University And OAU Ife Compared By A Twitter User by Opiletool(m): 8:08pm On Jul 06, 2016
Tobi0908575:
One very big problem Nigerians have is celebrating mediocrity. Covenant University or the so called OAU are not even among the top 1000 universities in the world checking any university rating what so ever. Still some folks are satisfied making silly comparison. To even compare a BSc to a PhD which is effectively what this argument is trying to say is total bullocks. Covenant University and OAU are both part of the Nigerian educational system facing similar challenges and are vetted by the same university commission.
Don't mind us. As if we all are not being taught by the same set of lazy lecturers and tired professors. In the developed countries, they often depend on university professors for solution to any little problem they often face. Yet, those professors don't fail their students for no just reasons. But reverse is the case here in Nigeria. A mere lecturer 2 in the economics department believes he knows it all, yet the country's economy is in a 'Nigeria' state.
CelebritiesRe: Late Bukky Ajayi For Burial Today by Opiletool(m): 4:09pm On Jul 06, 2016
lonelydora:
Go well mama......laa n'udo. Please tell Baba Awo and Pa Azikiwe that the One Nigeria they all forced us into is not working and it's almost collapsing.
The woman never even die finish you Don Dey send am errand. Shuuu!

Nigerians, Una wahala too much. No wonder buhari is now dull.
FamilyRe: My Wife's Siblings Are Breaking Us Apart And I'm Mad Right Now by Opiletool(m): 4:30am On Jul 06, 2016
If this is true, I can never trust such a woman again even if i forgive her. I can never imagine living with her ever again let alone eating the food she cooks, sleeping in the same bed with her, believing anything she tells me, especially where she spends her day who she did it with.

I can't ask you to divorce your wife and sure can't ask you to forgive her. But I've seen a situation of this nature in which the husband forgave the wife, and months later, his obituary was announced. Don't know what led to his untimely death sha o. It could be coincidence.

Oju ni alakan fi n so ori o.
FamilyRe: My Wife's Siblings Are Breaking Us Apart And I'm Mad Right Now by Opiletool(m): 4:01am On Jul 06, 2016
LuveU2:
Wow. This is not good at all.

modified: Haven read till the end, your wife's recent behaviour does not add up because it betrays logic and common sense.

How can a woman who stood by you when you had a life threatening ish go so low to damage your reputation after?

Even if she can conceive a thought like this, for what profit is she spoiling you? She has all to lose.

If your story is true, then your wife may start roaming the streets soon cause she does things that make no damn sense.
I doubt it myself. But let's view it from another Perspective; It could be that she is being used by her sisters to destroy her family. It's possible they are jealous of her, and pretend as if they are helping to strengthen her, and she is too damn gullible to realise this. I don't usually believe this type of stories, but then nothing wey no fit happen this days judging by Wetin person dey hear and read almost everyday.
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by Opiletool(m): 9:20pm On Jul 05, 2016
JideSM:
Y'ello, I sincerely apologize for this. Checks show that the Music plus service is active on your line hence the deductions experienced. Kindly be informed that the service has been deactivated from your line.
Thank you very much. I actually texted STOP, CANCEL, etc to 5900 just to stop the music plus thing, and each time I did received messages from MTN telling me that I have not subscribed or have unsubscribed from the plan; Yet they kept deducting my money. I hope it has been fixed like you've said though. Thank you again.
TravelRe: Nigerians In Pretoria, Sunnyside, South Africa Suffering. by Opiletool(m): 11:38am On Jul 05, 2016
Dottore:
South Africa is a rugged jungle. Their people are mean to our people yet we adore even their illiterates here. Nonsense
Who adores who? Even whites Some people don't give a hoot about them let alone a fellow African.
TravelRe: Nigerians In Pretoria, Sunnyside, South Africa Suffering. by Opiletool(m): 11:34am On Jul 05, 2016
shyling:
In all my journey across the world I have never met a set of lazy ungrateful and wicked humans like the black south Africans.... They're insanely wicked suffering from inferiority complex and disease ravaged
Lalasticlala please do the needful
Don't jump into conclusions.
RomanceRe: Tynedria Meneweather's Pre-wedding Photos Go Viral by Opiletool(m): 11:21am On Jul 05, 2016
Another way to commit suicide.
CelebritiesRe: Majek Fashek Accuses Timi Dakolo Of Stealing His Song, Dakolo Replies by Opiletool(m): 7:11pm On Jul 02, 2016
Make Meself go fast maybe inspiration go come. Different types of fasting Dey sha. Fasting with oshogbo weed.
CelebritiesRe: Adeniyi Johnson Threatened Over Secret Love Child [PICS] by Opiletool(m): 7:38pm On Jun 30, 2016
engrkaz:
I guess this is the proper translation.... Courtesy Google Translate
Lol.. ... Na rubbish Google Translate give you.
PhonesRe: We Have Paid N80 Billion Out Of N300 Billion Fine – MTN Nigeria by Opiletool(m): 2:11pm On Jun 30, 2016
Luckymay:
This MTN pipu keep stealing my airtime and when I call them they spend all day before picking my calls and at the end they tell me the machine for checking the reason my airtime was stolen is not available. Only God will judge them for me. they should go and pay the remaining balance. No mercy.
Meanwhile don't forget to click on the link in my signature to vote for my little girl.
So they still pick your calls? Be happy. The option to talk to a representative is not even given to me anymore each time I dial the Customer care line. I have stopped recharging the line.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid's Photo & Logo On Tanzanian Bus by Opiletool(m): 11:06am On Jun 30, 2016
Berlyn:
i saw my pichure in a bus at ghana recently bet i no talk lipsrsealed
Hmm! You're not lying at all. Such an humble And honest fellow you are.
EducationRe: Why Do Some States Have The Same Name As Their Capitals? by Opiletool(m): 12:24pm On Jun 29, 2016
Sheggy13:
Shows that the state got its name from that town- Ondo town. I'm still curious to know why of all numerous towns in the state, Ondo was considered to be the name of the state when it's not even the capital city? I think same explanation should suffice in this case of Oyo state from Oyo town instead of Ibadan etc.
I often Wonder as well (in the case of Ondo) . But that of Oyo, one could have easily concluded that the name was chosen due to the fact that Oyo town Used to be an empire. A Very poweful and popular state history wise.
BusinessRe: Dairo Damilola Opeyemi Redefining Auto-parts Business In Nigeria by Opiletool(m): 12:16pm On Jun 29, 2016
ElectroCute:
saw Auto Parts
came to check name.
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And I'm disappointed for once.
Ntoooor tongue
EducationRe: Why Do Some States Have The Same Name As Their Capitals? by Opiletool(m): 12:07pm On Jun 29, 2016
If Ondo town had been chosen as Ondo State capital, it would have been "Ondo - Ondo"
Christianity EtcRe: Biodun Fatoyinbo Poses With His Porsche Car by Opiletool(m): 12:00pm On Jun 29, 2016
It is a blessing from God, while he is trying to cure his members of Satan's curse. cry
PhonesRe: Uc Cloud Will Be Suspended Soon by Opiletool(m): 10:51am On Jun 28, 2016
grossintel:
Offline download am really going to miss that feature. BTW notice how ladies avoid this thread like a time bomb. grin
Not all, but most will avoid it since the thread ain't talking about instasquare, mirror camera, camera360, photogrid etc. lol
TV/MoviesRe: List Of 2016 BET Award Winners by Opiletool(m): 10:25am On Jun 27, 2016
hardestyoung:
OP.... Wizkid won the Best International Act Africa na. where did you get your own list.

see prove @ http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/7416617/bet-awards-complete-winners-list
There was a confusion but it has been corrected. It was black coffee and not wizkid who clinched the award.
TV/MoviesRe: List Of 2016 BET Award Winners by Opiletool(m): 10:20am On Jun 27, 2016
Drake Hip Hop male Artist of the year? And Kendrick was nominated. pffffff!
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by Opiletool(m): 3:30pm On Jun 26, 2016
LeFreakSoChic:
Good to know my vote counted. Congratulations LANICKY. Ugly or not, you are 50,000naira richer. Keep being yourself dear. The sky is your starting point.I for sick I that fake ass had won. LMAO. I should be a prophetess. She was trying too hard. You shoulda just let nature take its course. Better luck next time girl. So many aggrieved newts everywhere. 30,000 naira ain't no change these days. Let her make do with it. LWKMD!!! To the oafs complaining that she used her friends. If na by that, the Obalende hood rat would have emerged the winner. They were everywhere like germs. TF?! I'll be glad to sponsor therapy for her and her minions.
Dayum! Too cold. Una two get beef?
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by Opiletool(m): 1:40pm On Jun 26, 2016
cr7lomo:
Onye ala . Onye eberibe.... Bule onu gi re'ure si'eba puo. Anu ofia ha ji'esi ofe mmanu gi...say a big amen
lol. what I said there wasn't even a curse nor an insult. It simply means, "guy take a seat, the girl has already won" I wish you whatever you typed there. I won't bring myself so low. not today.
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by Opiletool(m): 11:08am On Jun 26, 2016
cr7lomo:
Yh, I agree that am the fake cr7 ...but lanike is also a fake winner... How on earth can the ugliest of all win... Reminds me of reekado banks with his fake headies... Even the one displaying boobs no Mk am, but lanike ugly pass am... Mimzy and ivyy am ok with, no complains... Oh ok, lanike pulled a Leicester...lmfao
Bobo yi lo joko. Omo ti win already. lol.
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by Opiletool(m): 10:45am On Jun 26, 2016
cr7lomo:
Are u done with ur grammar Mr under mango tree professor.... I still maintain that she is fugly ....lmfao....I can just imagine if we had other bloggers and top forums doing this pageant and they all decide to do a united pageant, is it this one that will represent us... Na im b say we go b like Albania for euros cos the way we go de drag last errr., u go think say last Na first position

Ok no p... I will congratulate her.... Congrats lanike ... Shrek's African sister abi cousin
I hate to engage in e-fights. But I know what it feels like when your candidate loses in an election, you feel like the opponent is the worst and that the result was doctored. I feel your pain.

Mr fake cr7, if it is the title that you want, come and collect it.

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