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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Opiletool(m): 7:48am On Jul 21, 2016
The dark chic called herself a blackberry, I'd really love to charge her
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Opiletool(m): 7:41am On Jul 21, 2016
NaijaTalkTown:
Man were you born in the toilet? You're full of shitt man (pun intended grin).
You think your a$$ is a hot cake now? Don't make me FORK you over.
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Opiletool(m): 7:36am On Jul 21, 2016
Heard Sinator Dino threatened to rape Remi Tinubu in the Horror Chambers after the latter called him a Dog. One could only imagine the Animal-sity between those two Legit-haters.
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Opiletool(m): 7:28am On Jul 21, 2016
Three Easiest ways Nigerian Youths make cool cash is to become music stars, football stars, or fraud stars (fraudsters)
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Opiletool(m): 7:07am On Jul 21, 2016
remedick:
Father Friday Fried Fifty Five Fishes For Fifty four Fathers From France.
That is Alliteration, not pun.
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PhonesRe: Recommemded Ucbrowser Add-ons To Download by Opiletool(m): 6:44am On Jul 21, 2016
Another thing is the background/wallpaper option. You can change the wallpaper of the browser. Makes it cool.

Text colour as well. You can decide to Change the colour of your text to blue, pink etc

It also has a video player.

It's a very nice browser.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage And Her Son At US Airport by Opiletool(m): 7:41pm On Jul 20, 2016
priceaction:
No be the same boy they were forming Beyonce pikin and masquerade for and hiding him like ATM pin numbers before now. Who send her now to show us his face. Mteeww
Go and get yourself a painkiller. You really need it.
CrimeRe: Akinade Tofunmi Wanted By EFCC For ATM Scam. Her Shocking Method Of Scam by Opiletool(m): 9:00pm On Jul 18, 2016
O boy see format! CIA suppose con borrow this girl.
CrimeRe: Two Homosexuals Escape Lynching In Enugu (photo) by Opiletool(m): 4:35pm On Jul 18, 2016
femiakinbully:
Pls which of them is 22 .... abi na stage age ?
I was going to ask that same question.
CrimeRe: 6 Kids Poisoned In Ekwulumili, Anambra (Photos) by Opiletool(m): 7:08pm On Jul 17, 2016
phemmyutd:
Same reasons most of them are not able to go back to their village again leaving all there life in Lagos
As if a similar scenario has not been recorded in the south west before. Respect the dead bro, do your job (tribalism) later.
Science/TechnologyRe: Ishola Babatunde Isaac Builds Robots At Home (photos) by Opiletool(m): 5:32pm On Jul 17, 2016
tartar9:
Something american kids do for hobby sad
We know. Yet ancient of days like you can not do it as a task. Arindin.
BusinessRe: Have You Ever Been Short Payed By An ATM Machine? by Opiletool(m): 4:47pm On Jul 17, 2016
'ATM, not ATM Machine .
PoliticsRe: Malika Haqq And Ajimobi's Photo Got People Talking by Opiletool(m): 10:39am On Jul 16, 2016
HalfTruth:
If you're Ibo and calling out Yoruba governors, you're the reason why the SE is retrogressive.
Focus on your leaders. You spent 24hrs talking about Ambode, Aregbesola, Fayose etc, you forget that you're not Yoruba.
How about Ipkeazu?
I don't care if you're igbo or yoruba or Hausa, you've said nothing but the truth.
EventsRe: 12 Times Nigerian Pre-wedding Shoots Were Just Extra by Opiletool(m): 3:38pm On Jul 15, 2016
hungryboy:
See as pesin toilet dey fine pass my room,
Poverty, it shall not be well with you
Lol!
How you want make poverty leave you? See your moniker!
CrimeRe: Widow Uses School Girls As Sex Slaves In Lagos (pic) by Opiletool(m): 3:26pm On Jul 15, 2016
PUSIDRILA:
I sabi that lady. Her toto no deh sweet again that is why she arrange those smally parole. The smallies make sense die grin
I pray u get lynched one day. Stupid pedophile.
CrimeRe: Prostitute Bites Customer's joystick In Asaba For Refusing To Pay After Sex by Opiletool(m): 7:45am On Jul 15, 2016
Now the man will come for her. She has bitten more than she can chew.
CrimeRe: Ejike Okoye Arrested With Drug In Philippines by Opiletool(m): 3:58pm On Jul 13, 2016
I reject, rebuke and remove you spirit of name checking, get out of my life... ...
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Anita Ebodaghe: "Soul Winning" (Talking About False Prophets) by Opiletool(m): 12:41pm On Jul 12, 2016
philip0906:
[size=14pt]I have a honest question for those who attend Christ Embassy. I've been wanting to ask.
Why do the guys there fry their hair??

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And there is this trait of partial insanity in their character.
PhonesRe: Top 10 Best Affordable Smartphones In Nigeria Currently by Opiletool(m): 9:28pm On Jul 11, 2016
Sunexy:
But I heard the camera isn't owk at all...Wat do u think?
But you can download quality camera apps and use them as a replacement.
NYSCRe: NYSC Personal CDS: Procedures Made Easy For The Prospective And Serving Corps by Opiletool(m): 4:31pm On Jul 11, 2016
tetengi4life:
Sent
God bless You Op. Seen.
SportsRe: Africa Born Footballers Playing For Non-african Countries by Opiletool(m): 4:26pm On Jul 11, 2016
Dele Alli -(Nigeria) England
SportsRe: Africa Born Footballers Playing For Non-african Countries by Opiletool(m): 4:25pm On Jul 11, 2016
Dele Alli -(Nigeria) Egland
PoliticsRe: Dolapo Osinbajo At The Family Of Eunice Olawale, Murdered While Preaching by Opiletool(m): 9:53pm On Jul 10, 2016
love4rent80s:
She only has love for redeemed people only, the kidnapped priest and other cleric kidnapped and killed , did she visit them? Abi those ones too no get family ?

Abegi, I despise eye service
This happened in Abuja, which is a stone throw from where she stays compared to the locations of the victims you mentioned above. Abi you want make she Dey waka Dey visit Every victim and dm families Upandan?
PoliticsRe: Dolapo Osinbajo At The Family Of Eunice Olawale, Murdered While Preaching by Opiletool(m): 9:53pm On Jul 10, 2016
love4rent80s:
She only has love for redeemed people only, the kidnapped priest and other cleric kidnapped and killed , did she visit them? Abi those ones too no get family ?

Abegi, I despise eye service
This happened in Abuja, which is a stone throw from where she stays compared to the locations of the victims you mentioned above. Abi you want make she Dey waka Dey visit Every victim and dm families Upandan?
CelebritiesRe: #BlackLivesMatter: Tiwa Savage Reacts To The Call Out By Fans by Opiletool(m): 8:32pm On Jul 10, 2016
SillyeRabbit:
We Americans don't give a fck about you Africans. Stop claiming familiarity. Go solve your national challenges.
And who gives a feck about you silly rabbit? I don't pity the black Americans. Aggressive set of people. Always swift to call Africans all sorts of unspeakable names as if they don't originate from here.
PoliticsRe: Christopher Glee's Comment About African Nations Causes Uproar Online by Opiletool(m): 8:20pm On Jul 10, 2016
beautyoftheLord:
My goodness! Nigerians before you start abusing try and get your spellings and tenses right. Abeg! This is too embarrassing please. Horrible English both written and spoken.
Sometimes i wonder why Nigerians take so much pride in the ability to write eloquently or speak proficiently a foreign language but see no big deal when they woefully fail their own mother tongue in WAEC or NECO. What matters most is intelligible communication, and those guys have passed their individual messages across.
NYSCRe: NYSC Personal CDS: Procedures Made Easy For The Prospective And Serving Corps by Opiletool(m): 1:07pm On Jul 10, 2016
Well done Op
Will also need it
kinglexan@gmail.com
Christianity EtcRe: Eunice Elisha Olawale Killed In Kubwa, Abuja, During Early Morning Preaching by Opiletool(m): 10:08am On Jul 10, 2016
otemanuduno:
Are you done? Yet your amusement does not change the fact that jehovah your god is one of the sons of Domino Reverad the God who created the universe with a Big Bang. Ever wonder why your god didn't reveal more than the culture of Israel to you in his so-called holy book? It's because he's the god of Israel and not the god of any other place.
The God of the universe is here, let jehovah/allah/satan bow down to their father.

I AM OTEM, SENT TO REVEAL ALL THE MYSTERIES IN THE LOST AND HIDDEN SCROLLS FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE TILL DATE.
OTEM, who do you this thing?
EducationRe: Pls Which Course Can I Study With This Result by Opiletool(m): 7:00pm On Jul 09, 2016
Godslove2012:
All courses in Education
Not under arts education
EducationRe: Pls Which Course Can I Study With This Result by Opiletool(m): 6:04pm On Jul 09, 2016
Richy4:
<<<<Banking and Finance
<<<<Economics
<<<< Insurance
<<<< Marketing
<<<<Business Administration
<<<<English language
<<<<Mass Communication
<<<< Religious studies

You got result that can take u in and around Financial field
English Studies without literature in English? Are you joking? Even English Education can never consider him.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pictures Of A Puff Adder Killed This Morning While Working On A Farmland by Opiletool(m): 5:33pm On Jul 08, 2016
Gaboon viper, not puff adder
Jokes EtcRe: Maid Wanted Her Salary Raised, See What She Did. (pic) by Opiletool(m): 10:18am On Jul 08, 2016
johnaruson:
Eye for Eye in US police Vs civilians: Obama condemned the racial cleansing-"All fair-minded people should be concerned" about the frequent police killings of black Americans."
Like sey we no get own wahala wey full ground for here.

As much as I detest these evil occurrence, our opinion amounts to zilch. Are you not cognizant of the fact that this same American govt dictates for our govt and indirectly controls us? How is our opinion gonna affect this problem when it hasn't even change the present sorry state of our own situations? Extra judicial killings of innocents by the Armed Forces has been happening for decades here in Nigeria, sadly, absolutely nothing has been done to correct this abnormality. Prayers for them though.

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