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As how now

1nigeriamyfoot:
This is Yorubaland and not Allah's land

We don't give a damn about whatever Allah frown at


Allah hate sacrifices using animal but derives pleasure in human blood all in the name of jihad

Nonsense

Why are u people like this?
Must u comment?
Learn to leave what concern u not, u can't be everywhere, stop yarning dust, since u are not Muslim, u for pass now

Then u should not complain too when ur kids start smoking/drinking/taking hard drugs at 3yrs. If u feel she will be perfecting her stuff, it can only delay it for a while, so, ur kid may start by 7yrs.
We are copy of our parent, whilst our kids are a copy of us.

Tallesty1:
Two things that happened recently in Bayelsa:

Man A wanted to relocate back to Nsukka, so he started selling his properties and belongings. Meanwhile, his wife was busy planning to “Japa” and he had no idea. Only his first son, who was her favorite, knew about her plans.

The woman took all the money and fled. People thought she was missing, and her family in Nsukka was already giving the man a hard time, say make he find their daughter for them. Months later, when the son she promised to bring over finally reached her by phone, she told him to “face his life” and stopped contacting him. The son then opened up to his dad about what had happened and later committed suicide.

Man B had a wife who was sleeping around like a rabbit. The mumu wouldn’t divorce her. Las las the wife hired people to kill him and kill him they did, they attacked him brutally. The news even made the papers. When the police called the wife to identify her husband she looked at what was left of him and casually said, “Yes, that’s him.” No tears, no emotion. The next thing she asked for was the key to his shop.

A policeman got angry and arrested her as suspect in the man's death, this triggered triggered an investigation. The deeper they went, the worse the story became. Soon, the Igbo chairman was invited by the police and told that some big people wanted the case dropped; and it was.

End of story for the man.

Women kill men all the time, but no one talks about it enough. Read Purple Hibiscus and see other ways they do it and go unpunished. Nigerians rarely bother with autopsies.

As a man, you’ve got to look out for yourself because no one else will. Don't wait until you're sick before you get a proper medical check-up. When they diagnose you with any illness or warn you of something likely to happen, ask the doctor what could have caused it, because some of these people will kill you slowly and then blame it on the life you led as a young man or the alcohol you drank.

We have a case at hand as I type this and he is alive today because someone suggested he stopped eating the wife's food.

Uhm! U are very right, thr is a story of man, his wife prepared eba for him with nail inside.

Tallesty1:
Shift make I join you on this table.



As harmattan dey come so, I don gather stones I go dey carry for pocket before this northern breeze go embarrasse person.

Just they load ham for pocket oo, make breeze no come carry u

May Allah grant all the deceased Muslims eternal rest, for give thr shortcomings, grant them Jannah tul fridausi and make our own ending too the best of ur life (aamin)

PeterObi4Presid:
Business is really hard in Nigeria if you are not there 247,
We are too wicked, greedy and dishonest.

Less than a week, I employed this boy o, to manage my gas filling retail business and POS.
He displayed passion, initiative and experience about the gas filling business and handling of POS....so I just took the chance, we also speak same language. I've been acting nice and all but I think I now know why most Nigerian bosses are mean to their workers by default
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Now from first cylinder we couldn't account for 10kg
Second cylinder was started today by him......when I told him to calculate everything sold from first cylinder based on daily record book ....it felt short of 10kg
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From the sales from second cylinder that started today, The account book does not tally with what is remitted through ATM/POS mode of payment .....I dint know this until I checked my Moniepoint acct as I got home now cos my phone was dead before I went to the shop this evening
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Even the POS part of the business does not tally with the cash I gave him this morning for people who need cash withdrawal
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I'm boiling right now realizing the boy had lied to me when balancing the account this night using the record book, only to get home and power my phone to see cash fell short of 23k in my monie point acct linked to the POS
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How do you handle boys who think they are smarter than you because theyve been in the business before?
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And what are your experiences with dishonest workers in your business , especially this gas retail business or POS business
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Modoified: how do I handle this case now....cos my mind is just boiling ....how can a new business fall short of 38k in less than 7 days...

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Just 38k just thank God say u quickly find out,
Anything u want to do as a biz, if u no go get time to monitor it urself, abeg no do ham...
Better still if u have a sibling/wife that can manage it, it doesn't mean ur sibling/wife no go take ur money. But he/she no go run u down, unna go dey chop the money together, cos on a norms if ur sibling/wife need money u go give normal normal.

Still if u don't have any siblings/wife that can manage it and u no get time to manage it, pls don't even start it.


I have a similar experience but a very bad that nearly break me, I have cyber Cafe and pos stand in thesame shop. The place about 40km to where I settle, onto say I newly got married. I put this guy; I notice for about a year nothing reasonable is coming out, this is a place that u may even work midnight sometimes oo.

I decided to start going thr Sunday evening and return Thursday or Friday. I now look like the sale boy thr, but I neva mind.

B4 I know nothing this guy buy machine exact one we are using, rent a shop in thesame street not even upto 3 poles to my shop and inform the customers that he will be opening another shop soon that they should be coming there. He drives all the customers

Na so the guy used me oo.

For now it's my sister that stays thr, the shop is now 2 self, not long ago she bought a phone whort 380k...
And that pleases me than outsider carrying my money

It's called 'score' though I have forgotten it was spelled, that time my mum sells shoes

Their fans

Kipaji:
I'm building my home for me and my two wives.

Each wife will have her bedroom.
Now, I am wondering whether I should build one or two kitchen.
What do you think?
Input from (current or future) polygamists and women would be appreciated.

2 kitchens please, its the best

Smitaro100:
Dem for kuku sew agbada for dem na.

Sewing agbada is cheaper now, maybe get them a car each and a driver.

Lyf no balance

If u live long u go regret ur decision, if u did not live long, u no go regret ham

Customs are arm robber wey government give uniform, textile wey I dey sell, wey importer don pay necessary import duty oo, custom go still stop u collect money, the funny part is them go come dey call big money as them know the value of the goods pass u wey get ham.

Stargangz:
Why customs dey mount roadblocks for interstates roads? No be international borders dem suppose dey? IBD Dende dey threatning to kill their boss all of dem dey piss for trousser, useless mofos. After politicians, customs are the most curropt set of people in naija, if u see the big supermarket wey one ordinary recruit open for him wife for my area and the kind luxury life wey dem dey live u go shock.

Y are u like this? Carryover no be big deal, it's not ur class of degree that matter, it's intellectual/mental ability that matters. Knowing how to navigate ur way is the great deal.

There are several factors that can make someone to fail, so relax!

Many of urs had carryovers, is that the end? Certainly No!

I have a friend who graduated with 3rd class and he's doing greatly now, even better than some 1st class.

Y not? People dey buy car every day ooo, even those wey get v6, v8 car b4 dey buy car wey no dey consume fuel much like corolla and other 4plug cars.

For some people car na necessity, though car plenty for roadside wey dey won sell

Uhn! This is serious.

The poor will always say they are poor, just to get pittied by the rich, and the rich don't care, instead they sees it as an avenue to shortchanged them.

The poor used to see richies as if it's everything, and it's not. They dnt know healthwise they are richer than some so call rich. Often, they are ingreat to their maker, they dnt see any blessings other than materialistic blessings. Therefore, they don't thank their maker.

It's high time the poor stop making noise about being poor and do more on workingout of poverty. Knowing fully that no rich man will do for you what will equate u to him.

Is there a written agreement? Otherwise, it's just a story for the gods

Weytin con remain? wen u don spend all the years u suppose use inside marriage for dating.


In the first instance, y u will date for 5years self talkless of 10years. Person wey feel stay with u for 4year with commitment should be able to tolerate ur flaws and spend the rest of his/her with u now. If not y dating for a decade.

It's necessary for every reasonable business to have a business account, it's enough to exonerate u in this case, if any thing happen.

Gather every evidences u can, get ur lawyer to advice u on what to do. If u will be going to the police station go with ur lawyer

Sometime ago, I heard a story similar to this, some people approached a car stand and choose a particular car and promise to send the money of the said car after collecting account no. About 2 days later some money was transfered truely which is not up to the money for the chosen car. So, they went back to the said car dealer and requested for the money that they can't afford the chosen car and they want their money back.
They offer the car dealer some money that he should remove part and he should give them the balance cash, which he did.

Months later the car dealer was arrested, for kidnapping, that was wen he realized that his account was used to collect ransom.

Had it been, he gave business account, it will be unstood that he's not part of them, they only transact with his business, which is better to arresting someone as a kidnapper.


To all of us business owners, let be careful out there and makesure we don't used personal account for our businesses.

DrGoodman:
But unfortunately for you, myopism will never be a substance

Omo the pain is severe, u are still dragging with *if

I dnt know y u guys are bashing this guy. Just provide answer and claim ur money, 100k$ is 100mn that's huge money, it's none of ur business where he get the money... win the money, so if he fails to provide the money then, we come for him.


U dnt have to go out of context to criticize someone, it only shows you are twice defeated.

You have every resources to make research, read extensively and see how you become wealthy in knowledge... this guy surpass most of you ranting here virtually in all ramification. Clout can't erase the fact.


After all, he knows and rest assured those words/phrases are no where to found in d scripture.

Thts y he's placing that huge amount of money. Who will want to loss those huge money to this cheap challenge. Think about it!


It's high time we start embracing truth/fact irrespective of who is saying it... because it doesn't change the truth/fact.

Thank u.

Triton1996:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhvGzEIVrBU

Convoy Of A Departmental President In Al Qalam University, Kaduna (VIDEO)

A departmental president in Al Qalam University, Katsina has set tongue wagging with his convoy which surfaced online.

In a video, several exotic cars including police escorts were seen in his convoy.

This one na make all of us bring our house cars and hire police make we just flex small inside school....

Al Qalam University is a private university, they once come to my school (KWASU) for a conference in my department during my school days.

No way a department in sch like Al Qalam can finance this thing... How many are they in the whole faculty self?

Na that school burst Al - hikmah bubbles, those guys from North no dey gree come Al -hikmah again, they now go Al - Qalam instead of traveling that far

Triton1996:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhvGzEIVrBU

Convoy Of A Departmental President In Al Qalam University, Kaduna (VIDEO)

A departmental president in Al Qalam University, Katsina has set tongue wagging with his convoy which surfaced online.

In a video, several exotic cars including police escorts were seen in his convoy.

Al Qalam uni is in Katsina not Kaduna.

izonborn098:
First marriage is not for two strict people, one has to fall mugu or better still overlook and accept many things.
A graduate is more advance and have some white man mentality because they are educated and can read whatever both online and offline while am uneducated woman has am africa mentality which she knows the man is the head of the house, she can accept many of his mistakes just as u forgive ur children of their mistakes but am educated wife take everything serious because of pride and entitle mentality there by competing with her husband.
You can take advantage of ur uneducated wife in so many occasions compared to the educated one.
If u have an uneducated women who is business minded and has understanding then just open business for her and have a happy family e.g orhobo and igbo women are very good examples, while an educated working woman will some times prefer her work more than the marriage all because she want to be dependent.
Op their are more but just

Uhn! U nail it 99% no objection

May God Increase u in more beneficial knowledge and wisdom (Amen)

IconicR:
Seriously I've seen more marriages of uneducated couples lasting very long than the educated ones, what could be the reason for this?

Less ego
Less entitlement
Much respect for each other
Accepting responsibilities amongst each other
Subordination
Cutting their dress according to their dress
No/Less of social media and films


Even those who marries a secondarian as wife, I know a good number of them, their marriage last and peaceful

YoungDaNaval:
Greetings naira Landers, my only sister is happily married to a lawyer and this guy have been instrumental to me and my family since he got married to my sister. Now I intend getting a car for my sis because her office is a little bit far from their home, the problem now is I don't know how her husband will feel if I use my sister's name for the car papers. Now I'm contemplating between using only her name or including her husband's name to the document which made me to bring the question here. Please married couples in the house,I need your sincere advice.

Note: I don't want to discuss this with my sis and her husband because I want the car to be a surprise

Pls put her name/ur name ooo, since u are gifting it to ur sis...


If she's the type that have aborlish her father's name, put ur own name.


To be on a saver side, if the husband is the entitlement type.....


Put ur name, make the husband no chanse her in a Lata time and keep riding the car u aim at easing ur own sister with

Armaggedon:
Does this one have wife and family at all?
Time to join the religion of his paymasters.

As e dey sweet us
A dey pain them!

As e dey pain them
E dey sweet us!

Truthday:
It is somewhat surprising that Nigerian Christians, and even a newspaper like Punch, are surprised that there is a mosque named after Mary, the mother of Christ, in Dubai in the United Arab Emirates.

Those asking Nigerian Muslims to learn from Dubai, are actually the ones who should learn from Nigerian Muslims. They are relatively ignorant of Islam.

The most Islamic state in Nigeria is Sokoto. And one of the most common names in that seat of the Islamic Caliphate is actually the name of Christ. Isa is not a Hausa name. Isa, or Yisa, or Issa, is the Arabic version of Yeshua in Hebrew and Jesus in Greek.

So revered is the name in Sokoto that a Local Government Area is named after Him-Isa Local Government Area, Sokoto.

As a matter of fact, you cannot be a true Muslim if you do not believe that God sent Christ.

When prophet Muhammad, Salla Allahu alayhi Wasalaam, had his first revelation of the Quran, he went with his wife, Khadijah, to consult a man named Waraqah ibn Nawfal. Waraqah was a monotheistic Christian, who revered Maryam (Mary).

When the Quraysh wanted to kill prophet Muhammad (SAW) and the first Muslims, the Muslims escaped to the Christian nation of Ethiopia, where they were protected by the Negus, which was the first hijrah before the hijrah to Medina.

Christ is mentioned by name in the Quran more times than anybody except prophet Muhammad (SAW), and his mother, Maryam, of whom the Dubai mosque is named, is the only woman mentioned BY NAME in the Quran. (Other women were mentioned but not by name).

So, if Al-Quran mentions Maryam, why is it surprising that a mosque is adorned with her name?

Christ Himself is described in the Quran as Al-Masihu Isa (Yeshua The Messiah) in Quran 4.157, 4.171.

So, it is only people unfamiliar with Islam in general, and with Islam as practiced in Nigeria, that will marvel at the Dubai mosque named after Maryam (Mary).

How can you ask Nigerian Muslims, who named a whole Local Government after Yeshua (Jesus), to learn from Dubai, because they named a mosque after Maryam (Mary). Who should learn tolerance from who?

#TableShaker

Tell them! They don't know....

There is another local government in Katsina called Isawa (i.e. the people of Isa)

IconicR:
Her boyfriend dares not break up with her else her pet will deal with him
Guys can you date this type of girl? 😂

Y not?

I will date her and keep my real wife somewhere, Knowing fully she will be delt with by her own pet.


U for kuku wait till the time the lion cub matured, b4 asking this question.....

ahnie:
The cheap egusi soup I prepared this noon with chikini money.
Ingredients
Meat
Stockfish
Bitter leaf(unugbu)
Oil
Maggi
Salt
Fish
Ogiri.

This thing go reach 5k oo

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That's no issue now, na to dey drive ham twice a week and get small car with fuel economy join

It's pathetic and sadden that they have gang against herbal and holistic medicine, by a way of deterring/discouraging people from using it. Even as most of them (doctor and pharmacist) use it.

They will place a patient on a drug for a longtime, even if they know such drug have a side effect and could lead to more complications if used for a longtime.


Doctors will tell you that some diseases can not be cured but can only be managed, becos no proven medicine have been made to cure that disease in the pharmaceutical, giving herbal a chance can surffice

This could just be a trick to rake money from the society, wen they place u on a drug u will always buy till the end of your life. Imagine the amount of money u will have spent. With this, they will be reluctant to upgrade the reasech for new findings that can lead to getting the drug tht can cure such disease.

Thr was this my friend's father who had diabetics, he was place on some drugs with a routine medical checkup, he took these drugs for years, he notice no improvement instead his health was deteriorating they discovered that the drugs he have been taking has affected his organs. The man was traumatized, he was like these drugs are prescribe by a doctor, having spend millions yet he sees his own death coming, and couldn't do anything.

I'm sure thr is no disease that has no cure, every disease tht God Almighty have created thr is a cure to it, except if it has not being discovered.

If government and concerned agency could approve/impliment the use of herbal as means and sources of cure to disease, we will see wonders, serious!

But I know pharmaceutical and some doctors will kick against it.

I pray tht God Almighty grant cure to everyone battling one sickness or the other, Amin