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Thank you Lord a gospel song but i don't know the singer

I'm making this post almost a year after itz been originally posted and i dont understand what you're talking about
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This is my phone, i never really wanted a phone now but it was given to me as a christmas gift.
i like it but i would like to buy a bigger phone
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and mine is just as black

I love Klint da drunk sooooooo much, others are i go die, gandoki, ali baba, okey bakassi and lots of them

well thatz his decision, only him can change it,
the person i know is one of those westlife guys that is gay

I saw the advert on Tv and swore to watch it
it may have a part 10

If she's really your friend, then you'll know what to do

yeah check around, thatz where all of eve's posts are,
she makes a thousand posts on that topic in a day

that really is courage

Itz not like i hate Jim Iyke but he's been acting crazy recently, Hank is better
there's one movie that Jim acted which i love so much that was probably his first movie
THE WORLD IS MINE.
hank flows better.
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I think he's hilarious funny, but he yabs too much

I can freestyle but i don't need to be in a group

eveseh:
LOL, good for you :p

good

fuji by dare

thatz true,
naija guys dey try for horror, the gods, oracle and all that

Some guys have been arrested for the murder of Funsho Williams
http://sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2006/july/29/national-29-07-2006-01.htm

Not good at all

thatz right
NO WOMAN FOR NAIJA

Itz good to have one but itz not very much used in nigeria, some people don't even know a credit card when they see one

As for the lefties that feel offended, i don't think you should coz i believe nobody eats with their left, i have a friend who writes with his left hand but eats with the right.
lefties eat with their right hands

No one knows
and don't you think people will doubt if anyone open and said "this person killed funsho"
he's dead itz only God that can intervene now

Well i know that there are poor people everywhere and that there are hungry children too, but i refuse to believe that Nigeria has the highest number of malnourished kids.
this country is rich, we may have had bad leaders and all that but we're not doing badly either, the kids are hungry. Itz not just something that happens in nigeria, it happens everywhere. so please letz not say nigeria has the highest number of those kids.
there are other african countries that can't even feed their adults, talk less of their kids

Well i'm making this post on a friday night, and i didnt go to church last sunday
but i think i'll be there on sunday

Itz a very funny story, the kind of thing you read in a novel,
i don't believe all this nonsense, if that boy really came with his aunt then the airport had everything to get her

Funny,
i wonder what it'll look like for a woman to lead nigeria

An iroko tree, full of life,
fruitful, useful, faithful,
suddenly brought down
and trodden upon
the giant of all trees
suddenly becomes
the lifeless log.

just when dreams seem to come true
just when promises seem to fulfill
just when prayer seem to be answered
then tragedy strikes
this iroko tree has fallen to rise no more
may his gentle soul rest in peace
AMEN

funny

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.
They always catch the second person.
Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
School lunches stick to the wall.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
It's hard to unlearn a bad word.
Ask Why until you understand.
It's easier to see the mistakes on someone else's paper.
A pencil without an eraser may as well just be a pen.
It's only fun to play school when you're the teacher.
Sometimes the best one in the play has the fewest lines.
Twelve is a lot older than eight.
Sometimes your best move is blocked by your own checkers.
Some nights it's not worth fighting over who gets the top bunk.
Don't expect your friends to be as excited about your "100" as you are.
Don't say that the "Last One is a Rotten Egg" unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you.
If you don't like the birthday girl, don't go to the party.
Crawling still gets you there.
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
Your room gets smaller as you get bigger.
You can't start over just because you're losing the game When you're dressed up like a princess, it's easier to act like one.
If a tree had apples last year, don't expect pears this year.
One drop of black paint from the brush clouds the whole cup of water.
You can't be everyone's best friend.
A snow day is more fun than a vacation day.
All libraries smell the same.
Say grace.
If you want someone to listen to you, whisper it.
Sometimes you have to take the test before you've finished studying.
Silence can be an answer.
Ask where things come from.
If you throw a ball at someone, they'll probably throw it back.
Don't nod on the phone.

spikedcylinder:
Who's leaving you behind oracle?

everything, i have so much to learn but so little time
it pains me when i see others learn something i should actually have known,
so i'm left behind

correct mumu

Did seun delete the user too?

you've entered his evil book