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Jokes EtcRe: What Gender Is Computer? by Oracle(m): 11:30pm On Aug 08, 2006
I think computer has to be female
Jokes EtcRe: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by Oracle(m): 11:16pm On Aug 08, 2006
This is really hilarious,
Well lauryn was honest enough
EventsRe: Birthday Date Meanings by Oracle(m): 11:11pm On Aug 08, 2006
I'm 21st and i don't get whatz there
i hope i'm not like that
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Up This Friday !? by Oracle(m): 11:06pm On Aug 08, 2006
Wormed up! I don't drink
i must have been very busy that day so i can't remember
Nairaland GeneralRe: Forum Games by Oracle(m): 5:53am On Aug 08, 2006
spend it of course!
though i may be confused as to what to do with the money but i'll definitely invest as an old man will always say.
one thing i must do is get a house i can call my own
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Would A Nigerian Keep Her True Age Secret? by Oracle(m): 5:48am On Aug 08, 2006
Well thatz for nigerians, if i dont wanna tell you my age i won't if i wanna i wiil there's no point hiding or lying about it
Nairaland GeneralRe: Styl Plus, Sunny Neji, Sammie Okposo On Us Tour by Oracle(m): 5:39am On Aug 08, 2006
Leave 2face for now, we're talking about STYL PLUS, SUNNY and SAMMIE OKPOSO
Music/RadioRe: Introducing Museke.com - African Music Lyrics - Intelligent Listening by Oracle(m): 5:38am On Aug 08, 2006
Just checked it but i couldn't play anything there, looks like you have to register with them first.
They've got links to other musical sites
I think the Museke is a ghanaian site
Jokes EtcRe: Smart Kid, Dumb Barber by Oracle(m): 5:31am On Aug 08, 2006
the kid needs money, no matter how small
man must survive grin
Jokes EtcRe: ^^top 10 Women Drivers Of 2006 by Oracle(m): 5:20am On Aug 08, 2006
Damn those women are first class drivers they've got skills grin
driving skills i don't have
RomanceRe: How To Tell My Co-Worker That I Love Her? by Oracle(m): 5:13am On Aug 08, 2006
Slim
i think you should only feel worried about telling her if you're married and i believe you're not. Now if you really love this girl it may be neccessary to tell her but your character towards her will show it. There's an extent where you come soooo close to a girl that you don't need to say I LOVE YOU anymore but waiting for that time to come will take ages and you will have to stay with her as long as you can,
however, if you decide to speak out
1: make sure she's not in a relationship with another guy
2: don't talk to her formally like you're her boss or an interviewer, let the gist just be like      the normal playful gist both of you normally have
3: say what you have to say calmly but firmly, so she knows you're not joking, say every word like you mean it but don't let it look like you're serious.

The girl may also want you but doesnt want to speak out. so do the talking first because you're a man. I believe you wouldn't want her to talk first.

Finally: the girl is not stupid somehow she knows you want her
Jokes EtcRe: The Picture Thread by Oracle(m): 5:00am On Aug 08, 2006
lol
this is funny, but i love the speaker car best
men that is some sound blaster
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Up This Friday !? by Oracle(m): 4:59am On Aug 08, 2006
Well i'm actually making this post on a tuesday and i can't remember what i did on friday
Music/RadioRe: Janet Jackson's Website, Featuring Audio/video Of One Of Her Latest Songs by Oracle(m): 4:53am On Aug 08, 2006
Well i dunno what to say about the video, she's got a nice song.
the make up was just toooooooo much on her, everything on her body was extreme, her hair, her nails, her clothes.
I love the nelly rap and the sea area is a very good one, especially when Nelly was in the ship.
one last thing: i don't think that gate ever exists it is toooooo damn BIG

nice song, acceptable video
Jokes EtcRe: Men Are Happier Than Women! by Oracle(m): 4:44am On Aug 08, 2006
***trying hard*** I'm sorry but the comments can't come out.
Nairaland GeneralRe: If It Was You: by Oracle(m): 4:43am On Aug 08, 2006
Itz not a matter of aunt allowing or not allowing, itz a matter of choice
i believe she's not a small girl and she's knows whatz best for her
she can actually make choices on her own with or without aunty coz she's grown.
If she prefers the job to her aunty's own she should simply let her know and go
if aunty refuses, tell her you've made up your mind, no one will force you to do what you dont wanna.
i would personally advise her not to go with aunty
Nairaland GeneralRe: Quality Of Nigeria Home Video by Oracle(m): 4:37am On Aug 08, 2006
I've got no percentage to give anybody, Nigerians are really trying but they still have a long way to go and the most important thing is improvement
Christianity EtcRe: Christianity And The Old Testament by Oracle(m): 7:18pm On Aug 07, 2006
The New testament is actually the testament of our time, but that doesn't mean we don't need the old.
the old tells us more of the LAW while the new tells us about[b] GRACE[/b]. but without the law we cannot appreciate grace
Music/RadioRe: R Kelly Song. by Oracle(op): 7:17pm On Aug 07, 2006
I know about his porn adventure with an underage girl but i never heard he peed on her
Christianity EtcRe: Holy Spirit Or Holy Ghost: Which Is Right? by Oracle(m): 6:40pm On Aug 07, 2006
Well i personally make that mistake if thatz what you call it.
coz i definitely would not want to call the HOLYSPIRIT a GHOST

https://www.kotapress.com/books/Resources/CoverFatherSonHolyGhost_L.jpg
PhonesRe: Your Phone Stolen? Share Your Experience by Oracle(m): 6:34pm On Aug 07, 2006
I've not actually had my fone stolen but my fone has spoilt once, it was so bad that i couldn't use
i stayed for sometime without a fone and i felt like it was the end of the world coz there was no communicatioin

Jokes EtcRe: Promo In Heaven by Oracle(m): 11:59pm On Aug 06, 2006
I don't think God has any intention of doing a promo in heaven, you either live right or be damned in the flames
TV/MoviesRe: The Roots (Kunta Kinte) On DVD? by Oracle(m): 11:57pm On Aug 06, 2006
great movie
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Meet With Anybody On Nairaland by Oracle(m): 11:54pm On Aug 06, 2006
well i've been on NL for sometime the only people i can remember for now are the people i knew and introduced to nairaland
Jokes EtcRe: They Misspelled My Name! by Oracle(m): 11:52pm On Aug 06, 2006
I'm sorry but i don't understand
TV/MoviesRe: Combining Super Heroes In A Single Movie by Oracle(m): 11:50pm On Aug 06, 2006
Itz an idea but you'll get so tired of the movie coz
1: the super heroes wouldn't have enough time to exhibit their talent, gifts or powers
2: the heroes will never die: coz they can always tackle any situation at all. itz always great to see a super hero fall and struggle to rise again and not being on top everytime
3: there will be constant conflict among the heroes which might lead to the hating of one or more heroes. conflict arising from power e.g superman and batman may be arguing who is more powerful of them

Nairaland GeneralRe: Stop Emailing Strangers Nairaland Members by Oracle(m): 11:32pm On Aug 06, 2006
This is really funny,
my email address is actually available on my profile and i get a lot of people trying to hook up.
if you feel this is stressing then simply hide your id like seun has said.
itz not worth posting a topic and filling up nairaland's memory
TV/MoviesRe: Do You Love Or Hate Nigerian Movies? by Oracle(m): 11:24pm On Aug 06, 2006
Well, i generally love movies, nigerian, american, indian and any interesting and educative movie
Nigerians are actually doing their thing on Nollywood and they're trying their best but we cannot deny the fact that there are certain flaws in these movies
However, this should not make anyone hate nigeria movies or hate nollywood coz they're coming up
we just have to watch, detect their faults and let them know, in orderto improve them
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland On The Applause Magazine by Oracle(m): 11:18pm On Aug 06, 2006
Well itz actually great coz nairaland is really going places and itz great to be a member, itz one forum that actually gathered itz success within itz first year
i really do hope we see better days on nairaland
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Featured In The Punch Newspaper by Oracle(m): 10:53pm On Aug 06, 2006
Thatz great anyway, itz really good to actually search for important information and know that you can only find it on Nairaland
CultureRe: Google In Igbo Language by Oracle(m): 6:36pm On Aug 05, 2006
everybody will wanna argue about google in his/her language and this will create unneccessary arguement among beloved nairalanders
so letz forget it, since we can all read English well

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