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A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 30 years to live.

Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she's got another 30 years she might as well make the most of it.

She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding by. She arrives in front of God and complains, "I thought you said I had another 30 years." God replies, "I didn't recognize you"

real cute

this is more than just an exam, itz a death sentence

If Nollywood were a school Pete Edochie would be the headmaster

The Diplomat is some guy

Dunno, can't really say

I think there is always need for a change, but if the change would make the situation worse than it used to be, then there;s no show

This is really terrible, i guess nigeria is good at most things but not politics, itz always bloody
now this guy has just been wasted, just like that, itz soooooooooooo sad.
and God will, descend on whoever is responsible

yeah kelly is definitely hotter than kellis

He's a Nairalander, the guy is great, he believes in young nigerian talents, after reading my poems on my blog he was really encouraging.
he's great

never seen it

michy:
she is not pregamant
i went to her website today.they said that it is
a rumor.but who knows.maybe they are hiding it from us
www.kelly-rowland.com

no one knows what to believe

good for him

Damsal:
Easy Oracle, i'm sure this is why it's just a joke because if it wasn't i would kindly help that woman to kick the shop keepers ass.

**oopsy** i forgot

naija don start with beef, too much of it is dangerous, soon they'll carry guns

i think kelly has it, but kellis is the wife of my man

i think itz really really stupid, if you're not satisfied with what you have naturally but think that someone else's is better or would fit you better, then you're saying God made a mistake when creating you and thatz totally ************

i think i've had enough of onlinenigeria, can someone give us another site please?

yeah he does

yeah, you're right man

can we get to meet him too coz i don't know em

i find these ones funny

feelgood:
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north"? When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for some time, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day, I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time"? Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

---[quote]I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head"? I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.

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i think a topic has already been opened for this when you are mine stuff
so why not attcach it?

i just did

eveseh:
good

good for you or me

music with melody, harmony, superb lyrics, meaning, and every other thing good music should be is exactly my kind of music
sometimes i dance to indian songs without even knowing what they're singing

dbou:
Oracle look at your statement one more time . Omarion is great , you never said the music is great. To me thats compltetely Gay ( gays make such comments). Its just the way you put it.

interesting,
and who's music is it? yours? itz omarion's
since you don't know lemme educate you, a man's word is him, his music is him, his speech is him, go and read John 1 verse 1.
a guy performs a song and recieves an award for it, why do you say R.kelly is great and why not burn it up is great or storm is over is great, bcoz his music represents him.
if not for music you would never have known who he is. so omarion's music represents omarion, thatz what you know omarion for coz thatz his identity
so don't gimme that gay sh*t

2face is cool but i think there are other parts of him i don't like.
i think you guys feel me on this

you can't dance to enya's music

those that know whatz up with what they drink still take it and won't stop coz it has some wack advert