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JOACHINpedro:
Well, you're right. I guess everyone is busy looting any available díck or pússy

Exactly bruv
Till they find the perfect one they want to settle with


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Nothing like cheating when you people are not married yet

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Sundaycomputer:
I need her number,
I sale laptops and buy laptop fix laptops
08one 39..34. 71. 79

Hehehe you wanna sell some cum.puter to her right


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luluman:
Maybe because you got thin disgusting legs/thigh

Who be this one nau


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Watin carry me open this thread
Which kind wahala be this nau


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kunleiky:
You really kick people with your rain boot?
A kick in the ass will hurt most

Hehehe
I kick to the scrotum will make them blackout


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Try match stick and bic biro cover

You will have orgasm


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legendarystar:
Damn niggar come take lighter and light up your weed

Yes boss
Pass me the lighter make i light my niger delta weed


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Watin dey worry this woman for head nau
How many times do you want to post about this disgusting armpit of yours

Do you and ilamina get paid to exhibit imbecilîty?


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Na so life be bro
Soldier go soldier come, barracks still dey


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Richsteemit:
Fry akamu.

Boil water melon

Only God knows how many children you have dropped in the bathroom while looking at her picture and beating your meat


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Zee0007:
Porn

Ma nigga


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What should we do with this your very important information now

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Yeah, among feminine men and weak men

Let the redpillers begin to jump on this thread like mouka foam

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Damn...
I know that lady, her name is lui wong, she is from osaka, Japan
She should be taken back to the airport and flown back to osaka with immediate effect


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See how fat this cucumber from my farm is

190theclown:
Do you still have such footage.

Unfortunately no
The phone was stolen many years ago

This UFO you people speak about, I don’t know anything about it, but i saw something that scared the shit out of me around 2014.

One evening, myself and my two younger siblings were plucking guava at our back yard.
We noticed this strange air craft flying in the sky, it wasn’t too far in the sky, it was flying at the same height that helicopters fly, it almost had the shape of a plane but it was way uglier and too slow to be a plane. The scary thing is that, it looked like it was on fire and didn’t make a single noise while surfing the sky. My lil bro said it was an asteroid, but I doubt that, asteroids descend, they don't surf the sky.
I had the video on my phone then, but I didn’t know how to upload videos on YouTube.
I showed my dad when he came home from Liberia, he only grunted and said it was nothing to worry about. Later in the night i over heard him telling my mum that the strange air craft might not be from earth.


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2saviourfriday9:
Sometimes I always see some people taking their phone to bathroom

My bathroom has 35 tiles installed on the floor and 156 on the wall
I realised this when i went to toilet without my phone


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Useless show
This thread smells of cum


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Around December last year, i went to pick my lil bro from the motor park, as we were driving back home, we saw a guy beating up a lady ( from the look of things you can tell she was his girlfriend ), i parked immediately and we approached the guy, ( yahoo boy was written all over him ), I quickly restrained him from giving her more slaps, before I could say “jack” this dude punched me in the face, i kept my cool and still didn’t allow him hit her, as i was busy stopping him, my lil bro gave him a disastrous slap across the face, he ran to where his bike was parked and brought out a spanner, he charged towards my lil bro with the spanner, as he raised his hands to strike, i pulled him closer and gave him a short pop punch, oga just shift back and started cursing us. Other people were there and they didn’t do anything, i guess they were enjoying the show.
I could see the joy on the face of his girlfriend after we dealt with him.


Second experience
This one is not about boyfriend and girlfriend

I was going for morning jog around after 5am when i say our community vigilantee beating someone up from afar, as i got there, the person they were beating happened to be an instrumentalist coming from night vigil, our next door neighbor. They were beating him because they told him to stop and he didn’t ( he doesn’t understand yoruba), they kept on shouting he is an armed robber coming from an operation, i tried everything possible to stop them but they kept on abusing him, i got angry and gave the stronger one a punch in the mouth, baba left the scene immediately, the weaker one was saying he’ll shoot me as I’m also an armed robber, you can’t believe this bastard was actually reaching to his dane gun tied to his back, i attacked him immediately and violently with a 1-2-1 combination, before he could gain himself, the community chairman came around, he asked what transpired and I explained, they were trying to lie and cover up but the chairman didn’t believe them, he believed me because i am very quiet and you’ll never believe i stay in that community. Some men came and stated settling the matter, i couldn’t go for my jogging again that day.


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Zonefree:
PH pidgin
Ghana pidgin
Lagos pidgin

All of them still dey trek where Warri pidgin dey.

Wait till you hear benin own


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Both are possible

I remember when i was younger, i didn’t enjoy visiting people nor being in large gatherings. A birthday party was thrown for my younger sister, I couldn’t stay outside for more than 20mins, I even almost missed the family picture, my dad had to threaten me to come out.

When i finished my secondary education, i made new friends and become extremely loud, went to late night parties, mixed with different people. I became more alive, my mum was very happy about the new me ( except the partying part )

When we left the barracks for our house, it was a new site then, no one to talk to, except my younger siblings and they were still in secondary school, my elder sister was in uni, so I stayed home from morning till 6pm alone.
everything became boring again and I returned to the old me. Up till today, i find it very unnecessary to talk on phone, I’ll rather chat, i don’t enjoy visiting people or being visited, i can be with you for hours and not say anything. Throughout my tertiary life, i had only two friends, apart from this guys, no other person can claim they’ve heard me say more than 5 sentences. Forget all the rain boot kicking and all. In real life I’m too quiet, even for my own liking. Nairalanders who have met me can testify.

So, it is possible for an introvert to be born or made. It can be inherited and situations can force one to be an introvert. Situations like mouth odour, bad diction, low self esteem, pride etc


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I been think say the girl na dwarf oh


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And you didn’t notice this before marrying her


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do4luv14:
apart from being a lubricant, it also had some other uses

Oga mi
This one, na prick them use am rub, come hide am there


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