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lekki phrace 1 mobolaji estate (ask of ferryboy you will be directed .old f..l

No wahala young foo!
Come with your mum who is also an old foo!, i bet she has a phat ass

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why dont you come shut it off f.o.o.!

No p bro
Give me a location
Come with people that can carry your carcass

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yeah be out of here and go and get something doing. no one is above typing error

Brother man, sharap there

Why not use all this imaginary money of yours to get an imaginary English teacher


One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Typicool8:
Lol I can relate.
Just ignore the modafuka

I just tire

I’m inside keke right now, there is this annoying dude here campaigning for tinubu
Mfer is blabbing about how tinubu will turn Nigeria around for good
And the dude mouth dey smell bad bad
If this dude continues this rubbish, i may end up giving him a nasty elbow to the neck



Our mumu never too much?
I’m ashamed of this guy



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Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

tayo60:
Can you speak in tongues?

Yes i can
You?

tayo60:
No be lie o. As spiritual as I am, I still dey nod head and shake body when I hear some secular songs e.g Buga

I am spiritual too
I see us getting married in the future


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Mteww
How sure is she that this one too won’t smash her cookie and leave her


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Real men eat meat

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Screwcode1:
Interstate

Okay
It is also a good idea, just that uber seem to be safer

Just be very careful

Screwcode1:
My helper doesn’t like the idea of small car for uber, he feels I’ll use it for pleasure

Do you plan on using the sienna for uber or interstate transportation

Guys fall asleep after sex? This is news to me
I thought that’s for the girls

As soon as I finish, i pick my self up and walk out, i no wan dey see watin go disgust me



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Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Hehehe
They don’t call me the great orgasm giver for knowing how to pick beans. I’m called so because of my radical and brutal skills in the oza room



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lol the lap is bigger than the ass
This one na major deformity
Na this kind babes dey lock laps for amateur guys to fvck, the mumu go think say e dey hit the hole


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One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

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Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

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Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

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Even if they pay me, i cant wear those nonsense, something wey go gather my balls like sardine

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Instead of getting a sienna, why not get a smaller car and do uber, i heard they cash out steady steady and the risk of accident is not high as you’ll not be going interstate

Lol
Something that I figured out a long time ago
Brain full this head.

That’s how one mumu posted the naked negative picture of a girl he had sex with here on nairaland, i just used one cheap app to reverse the effect, the girl kpekus be like dead snail

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One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


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Oga op
If the rapist is older than your bitch, he’s going to keep on pinning her to the ground, its a pack thing, he is the self proclaimed alpha in that compound, since he is male and he is older, he is going to keep on beating your bitch. If he is a smaller breed, just train your bitch and wait for her to get to a year old, the nasty old fvck is going to get the beating of his life. ( only few dog breeds can mess with a caucasian shepherd and walk free )



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Totilopussylick:
How i wish as you were squeezing everything squeezable and she poop in your mouth

This level of vawulence is legendary
Keep it up


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Bestbeelieve:
Hmmm specialist!!! na u oooo! 2 hands up in the air!

It shall be well with you my G

Onto this kpekus matter, i be Lion


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PrincessofDSS:
Lolz, orgasm giver yet you can’t give orgasm to the nose diving economy of your country…

Go and get your PVC and think of how to give organisms to your people facing all sorts of difficulties

I’m out of here too

Hehehe
Who told you I don’t have a PVC. I got it in the year 2018, when you were still in jss 3
This is Nigeria, even if you vote mr A, if the old hags that control things like mr B, thats who will win. Know this and know peace
Kisses


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Hehehe
They don't call me orgasm giver for knowing how to pick beans, I’m called so because i am a general in shifting wombs ( grunts aggressively)


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