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Hmmm, Ok he had two not one.

I may not be your Media publicity secretary Mr President or your senior special adviser on Media or even you’re your special adviser or even one of their numerous personal assistants. The truth is, Mr President, I do not work for the Ministry of Information who could not account for a mere couple of hundred millions – but I digress.
My point is that I am not on your payroll and I understand that you have quite a number sir. We can even classify them into two:
1. The Known: these are the members of the presidency, ministers, SSAs, SAs, Pas to SSAs and SAs, Pas to Pas to the SSAs and SAs, etc, if you catch my drift.
2. The unknown: we have come to identify this category as the BMC ( don’t know if they truly exist sir) who are allegedly paid the sum of N250,000 monthly. Mr President, I did not see the advert for the latter position, if not I would have applied for my younger ones. Personally, I don’t know why Nigerians are outraged, you promised jobs to the unemployed nah and you are meeting up with your campaign promise. This one sef is better than that NPower programme. I don’t have to pay transport just data. Ah next time Baba Presido consider your boy.

Back to the topic Mr President, it is no more news that your VP exceeded our expectations. Infact he was so good that the opposition started to claim bragging rights over him. Infact there was a fight on the internet between the “dead followers” of your government and the “eternal criers” of the opposition on this matter. Prof Prof, the man waka no be small. You see all those Niger Delta areas that they told youhad plenty wahala, Prof went there o. He even went to the creeks. Baba, you should have seen the reception in Asaba, Port Harcourt, Uyo, Umuhia and so on. Prof was so well received that the (some) people of Anambra State had a solidarity rally for you.
Prof (who just turned 60) also ate Suya with Aunty Kemi (who just turned 50) and man Goddy (who has been turning since 2014) and they all agreed to pump dollars into the system because the Naira was already on the ground with Dollar on top packing sand into Naira’s mouth. Baba, we were already using 516 gallons of water to keep the Naira going against the Dollar o. So they agreed to pump muscle into the Naira. In a week the Naira gained strength against the Dollar by over20% and the people rejoiced. They praised Prof.
Baba, you spoke to plenty people on the phone while you were away but you did not even PING your people. Haba Baba, did we offend you? Did you tell President Trump to bounce us back from the US small snall because it was after your call that he started o. Please address this and settle the quarrel between Oga Onyeama and Madam Abike o. Still on communication, we have video chat everywhere now on BBM, whatsapp, Skype, etc. I even heard Mr Seun wants to include it on his platform.
Mr President, did you hear that the PDP has reconciled. Obviously, their wahala was resolved while you were away. I am sure this will be looked into even though our mutual friend Governor Fayose is not amused. Speaking of Fayose, he left Ekiti to your “town” to harass Aunty Kemi that she has not paid him allowance o. If you see as, in typical Fayose manner, stormed the place with journalists and declared that they must pay. Not only that o, he also stopped the DSS from arresting our own Apostle Suleiman for threats against Fulani Herdsmen. Did you see Apostle Suleiman making mouth in the State House at Ado Ekiti? No be small. Come to think of it, I did not see Stephanie in that video of the Apostle leaving the hotel with Temi Temi’s hero (sorry couldn’t help myself).

Baba, while you were away, Professor Yemi Osibanjo proved himself a suitable and intelligent fill in as you mentioned on your arrival. I advice sir that you learn and consolidate on the little he has done so far. Learn from others like he did irrespective of the ethnic and religious divide. What Osibanjo showed in the past 50 days is hope to Nigerians. There is still hope for Nigeria because what I saw in the past few weeks is simply the support for good governanceby all and sundery.

Welcome Back Mr President.

I am praying you bring the price down further, so I can snatch it up. This is an amazing ride. Happy sales.

Immediately they scored the second goal, I said to my girlfriend, stand up let's go.

We met once at Heineken UCL party some years back, cool guy.

congrats foskolo.

Apparently most people did not take the time to read carefully before commenting. if they did, then it would be obvious that the NJC was accused by a witness for covering up a N25m bribe.

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z3us:
this kinda car for 850k and you expect it not to have any fault??
what a silly question

you seem angry with life man. A question is never silly . Only answers and attitudes like the ones you just exhibited are.

850k? Any faults?

yeah, just like bail is free abi?

it seems that the fg acts first on the media before going into action. I'm tired.

Bro, the bank can't investigate further than they did. since you have got all the facts, I will advice that you report to the EFCC and (if in Lagos)anti fraud unit at Glover road, Ikoyi. please do so through legal counsel.

Sorry once again, good luck.

Quite insightful. Thanks.

It will be alot easier stealing the plates. Akpos, make we face Dubai.

Howmon:
Drink responsibly, I believe 3 bottles of big Orijin cumulatively in a week is fair enough and shouldn't exceed, Orijin as we have it is medicinal herb otherwise stated to be a drug, beware of overdose. Talking about the sugar level, I think d sugar is just right. The drink is matchless as the health benefits outweighs the drunken alcoholic sensation. When I take Orijin, I always dare the mosquitoes in my abode to a feasting contest, Yh right I always win.

Bros abeg na for where dem write am for the bottle say e contain herbs. There is a difference between flavour and contents

All I see are comments not answering the question. I saw a friend consume about 8 bottles of Orijin last week. Orijin no be beer o. One of the ingredients is sodium benzoate. Kindly google the effects. No be my mouth dem go say....

I will never consider touching that death trap with a long pole.

Bro, your car is not stolen. If you were accused of driving a stolen vehicle, you'll most likely be in custody. You are only guilty of incomplete documentation. Try to settle up and fix the problem once and for all.

leisuretym: PH drivers are more rough than Aba drivers, go and find out

I have driven in both cities and I must say you are fully on point sir. Ph drivers are amongst the worst I have ever seen after Ibadan.

I ready to swap my EOD with some cash for this. Let me know so I can call you.

GAZZUZZ: Tyres-------x
Wheels-----x
Bearings---yes probably not bollted well.

The third option is more likely to be responsible since nothing was changed.
I really appreciate your timely response bro.

God bless.

inze: mtcheew

later someone will come back again to complain.

Funny how "Pay" attention doesn't cost "Anything"

I had an urgent job to do. If I no hustle, where money for maintenance and repairs wan come from. Don't make conclusions sir.

GAZZUZZ: What kind of wheel balance equipment did u use? Did u use the computerised wheel balancing machine? Or just the one with the air bubble in the center and weights placed to center the bubble? I'm asking so we can rule out the wheels, if the wheels are placed on a computer wheel balance equipment when the wheel turns its easy to detect if the wheel is the culprit or not. Rule out bad wheels.

Ur case is easy

Tyres
Wheels
Hubs(wheel bearings)

You have already removed tyres from the list.

Good news guys,
The problem has been fixed. A friend introduced me to his mechanic who fixed it in record time. The unfortunate thing is I stepped away for a bit and didn't see what he did and he refused to tell me what went wrong.
Anyways, I really appreciate your inputs. Cheers.

mayor2013: Are you sure you bought the right hub? Do a tyre rotation first and this involves bringing the 2 back tyres swapping them with the ones in front

Didn't buy another hub cos there seemed to be nothing wrong with it. Already swapped the tires. I even bought three new tires all to no avail.

GAZZUZZ: Swap wheels and let's see if it persists.

did that already. No change.

Solved.

Hello house,
My 2004 honda accord left rear tire wobbles while in motion. I have checked the hub, done wheel balancing even bought new tires to no avail. This makes the car to shake at low speeds. Your input on resolving this is welcomed.

It pains me when I see the young so called leaders of tomorrow being used as pawns. When are we going to learn that Nigeria is bigger than any individual, tribe or party. Things will only get worse until we take a stand.

By SaharaReporters, New York

The Joint Military Task Force (JTF) yesterday in Rivers State arrested six youths bearing seven AK47 rifles around Ekporo Road on their way to Ogu.Among them was Daniel Ibito-Anga, who parades himself and is known in Ogu Bolo as Security Adviser/PA to Senator George Sekibo (Rivers East Senatorial zone) and Evans Bipi, the Rivers State Assemblyman who was recently stopped by a court from parading himself as the Speaker of the Assembly.Others arrested gave their names as Sunday Elisha, Uche Jenikachi, Ibinabo Lawson, and Okechukwu Okoro.In addition to the rifles, the men had 146 rounds of 7.62mm Special life ammunition and 10 life magazines among others.They were stopped on the basis of their suspicious movement as they headed for Ogu Bolo Local Government Area in an off white Land Rover jeep with registration number JJ441BZ.Both Senator Sekibo and Evans Bibi are from Ogu and have publicly confessed to being extremely close associates of Nigerian First Lady Patience Jonathan, who hails from nearby Okrika, and they all speak the same Okrika dialect.  Evans Bipi was a domestic aide of Mrs. Jonathan before he was elected into the Rivers State House of Assembly in 2011, Sekibo, who nurses gubernatorial ambitions, hopes to ride into Government House on the back of Mrs. Jonathan.  They are all publicly known to be fighting the Rivers State governor, Rt. Hon. Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi.The weapons displayed in the photos were recovered from the men arrested yesterday.[img][/img]


Source: http://mobile.saharareporters.com/news-page/photonews-arms-and-ammo-recovered-associates-senator-sekibo-and-evans-bipi-both-are-close-

babyface333: As if tinubu was once not like that.

The point of this thread from this OP is to tell the whole world that reuben abati is doing his job for money, as if all the rich men we see today were all rich even GEJ that pays him.

Tinubu who was once a tout in lagos with no car self now has all the biggest property in lagos.

Rueben abati ride on, its your job your doing like lai muhammed.

Not so many people know that Tinubu worked with Exxon Mobil and left as a senior management staff in finance.

By Ameh Comrade Godwin
culled from dailypost.com
The Catholic Bishop of Nsukka Diocese, Rt. Rev.
Godfrey Onah, at the weekend,
warned politicians to retrace their steps, as it
would not be possible to quench the anger of
Nigerian youth who may soon run out of patience
over the poor treatment they are getting from
government and their leaders at various levels.
The clergyman stated at the funeral mass
organized for Lolo Josephine Oyima Abba, mother
of the Enugu State Chairman of the Peoples
Democratic Party, PDP, Engr. Vita Abba at Ede-
Oballa, in Nsukka Council Area of Enugu State.
He warned that such neglect could force the youth
to revolt against their leaders
The Bishop cautioned that it would be difficult to
stop the youth if they were further pushed into
frustration.
He threw posers to both the government and the
Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, on the
reasons behind the over three-month-old industrial
action that has paralyzed academic activities.
He said, “I know that I have
enough persons here and
also hopefully, enough instruments to carry this
message to the ears of the highest echelons of
power in this country.
”The common people, the students and their
parents, whom I represent, do not believe the
explanations the politicians and the academics are
giving for the strike; we don’t believe them and we
are appealing to them in God’s name to remember
we will all end this way (pointing to the dead); let
them end this strike immediately.
”I want to ask a question; it is a question not a
statement. I am asking the leadership of the
country; is it really true that you don’t have
enough money to improve upon the quality of
education in this country or is it that you are
stocking up money in preparation for 2015 in order
to buy your way to power or to secure your future
indefinitely through corruption?”

I pity this country. Look at the kind of people so called youths are supporting.
Hear the sort of comments being made and one can not but weep.
what contribution can Mohammed contribute to Kano state? What are his antecedents?
What can Buhari offer in his old age that he could not as a young military officer?
The ruling party has taken 14 years with nothing to show for it. They are more concerned with power and prestige than servitude.
Lest I forget, the APC is just a party filled with disgruntled PDP elements; I am not impressed, they are all the same.

Guys,
It's amazing how some of us can turn everything into a tribal war. This is a violation of rule 1. We should read the post before posting our comments. Comments should be constructive never destructive. I found this piece an interesting one and decided to share. If you indeed read it, TC didn't tread along tribal lines, no reader should either.