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Due to the education system in Nigeria, it seems that people know CRK than IRK: thus the argument. pls look for good sites to learn about each others' religion
D Law says "hear the other party".U al ignored d why of dis bombins.they r REACTING to the DEATHS of loved ones. Innocent blood has bn shed!

Due to the education system in Nigeria, it seems that people know CRK than IRK: thus the argument. pls look for good sites to learn about each others' religion
D Law says "hear the other party".U al ignored d why of dis bombins. they r REACTING to the DEATH of loved ones. Innocent blood has bn shed!

BEST OVERALL
But I beg the governor to please look into Shangisha's total lack of roads and social amenities. its a disaster! Shangisha is opposite Alausa  and Magodo was carved out from it.

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IT IS NECCESSARY FOR US TO BEWARE OF BLAIR AND BUSH'S VISITS .
THESE PEOPLE ARE SCAVENGERS AND MONGERS OF WAR.
AND THEY ONLY BRING WAR TO OIL RICH STATES.
JONATHAN BEWARE!!!!
NIGERIANS BEWARE!!!
SEE THE SPEED WEY DEM TAKE COME.

JONATHAN AND NIGERIANS SHOULD STRONGLY BEWARE THE VISITS OF US AND UK REPS TO NIGERIA.
JONATHAN BEWARE,
DONT LET OUR OIL LEAVE WITH THEM O.
THOSE ARE MAALUs IN SHEEP'S CLOTHINGS!

@ poster,
you seem to have learnt the hard way. hope u r not a disgruntled father

Wonders never cease to amaze me.
Is this how this issue will die out. Really i expected more from MOBIL.
Its really a great dissapointment!

This is what is in vogue now. Shameless men looking for working class ladies to sponsor their education/life while she also caters for the home. how old are you and why are you just going to school. Old boy go and work hard

Does it mean no one has been contacted by mobil to come for the interview.
This is serious.
Who has been contacted pls.

Please who is responsible for monitoring bank charges in nigeria because UBA wants to kill me. Is there no regulatory institution for monitoring what banks charge customers or whether banks should inform customers of all charges they should expect? UBA overcharged me and are refusing to answer to my complaints.
han han this is just too much. There should be a movement for change and it should start with us here but what avenues are available to us in this country.

Imagine NDIC has a complaints section on their website that you canot post complaints to.

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Its a classic case of what u dont know can kill.
The legal age for sex is 16.
If they were doing it right then , they would have been taken to jail
Instead the man and gal were waiting patiently to make it legal t o have sex

@ POSTER
MY OGA ABOUT TO SACK ME FOR SUDDEN BURST TO LAUGTER
I HEREBY REQUEST ANOTHER JOB

@ all the abusive mugus e.g i.t, tuf, aris etc una know una self.
i wasn't telling a joke .i said it happened in a bus i boarded.
when are you all going to leave that tag team behind and just enjoy yourselves. SOLO.

As original Nigerian when nylon bag full i transfer to bag sooooo,
u'll find dried fish crumbs, maggi (1 max) rolls of torn tissue

Any way thank you cos when i saw it all i finally decided to clean my bag.

Since no new jokes dey market can i suggest we use this thread to tell each other some of the funniest gists, stories or tales we've ever heard. So, me first:

As our vehicle passed in front of a bus with passengers standing around on top of the third mainland brigde, this conversation took place;

QUESTION: what happened?
ANSWER: the car break down and is vomiting passengers.

nice

equlibrium:
It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and
his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute,
loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with
straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and
pass in front of a very large gorilla, the
gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars,
holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting
and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is
obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy
dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests
that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband
suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom,
and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets
even more excited, making noises that would wake
the dead.

Then the husband suggests that she let one of her
straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just
about to tear the bars down. Now try lifting your
dress up your thighs, this drives the gorilla
absolutely crazy.

Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the
hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her
in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you
have a headache."

THIS JOKE I LOVE BEST COS IT SHOWS HOW IT REALLY PAIN MEN WHEN LADIES TELL THEM " I HAVE GOT A HEADACHE" when they say "OYA NOW"

WOW and SUPERWOW
i found it quite easy to read and it really was quite enlightening.
Thank u poster.
its not about having brains to read it but knowing that it could be done in the first place.

its nice though

@tomX
That verse John1:1 is believed to be not part of the bible.
but occasionally do u lie down sometime and think on what you just quoted.
I mean Jesus himself said " Hear O Israel thy lord thy God is One God"
How do you interprete that.

@tomX:
The "Word" in the passage above is the Lord Jesus Christ. He is the Son of God and He is God (God the son in the blessed trinity). You will have to look beyond the physicsl restraints that nagates the possibility of a human being being one with his father to understand the Trinity. God is a Spirit being and is not hamppered by human restraints.

I beg sir try and speak english

Most of you failed to notice that there is a dog invovled and its impact on the robber.

@ IDINRETE
U'RE NOT HELPING MATTERS AT ALL
I'M REALLY TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THIS

Then what does
"and he sent his only begotten son,"
mean.
Who sent who?
Or was it God sending himself ?
And who ran the whole show while "god" was on the cross?
"Father why hath though forsaken me " - was that God chatting to himself?

Please can someone decipher this:
I saw this slogan on a bill board as i was passing by; it read:
" Jesus,
Definitely God,
Definitely Good, "
Please are we being introduced to Jesus as no longer the son of God but now god himself.

Its a joke and yet it isn't
These people have made a joke of themselves.
Do people ever learn.

YET U SAY U CANT UNDERSTAND GIRLS
IN TRUTH WE R ALL D SAME
PRETTY HARD TO PLEASE.

thats cos u're so spoilt

aka "U GO WOUND O"

this is a joke well worth the effort.
How did u think it up.
Well done poster.