₦airaland Forum

Better enjoy your life. YOLO.
The funny thing is, nowadays even when I have money, its the odd things that hungry me.
U fit cook rice, e go waste remain, but bring sweet corn, see fight.

This thing pain me. I got the answer within 5 mins but to login took time (awaiting activation code). Its the smallest plus the largest number for all three examples.


I love maths and maths quizzes.

I'm beginning to consider warfare, we increased electrity some people gathered cash to blow pipeline. We boost tomato production, we see virus infecting our tomatoes,

Hope some people are not trying to sabotage our policies. We buy guns from US to fight terrorism, we buy solar panels from them to boost electrity, hope we will not have agreement to get tomato seeds.

By the way, I've not seen dangote paste in the market yet.

Some nigerians with their warped logic will call this "witch hunting" or blame PMB for either not prosecuting or prosecuting too hard.

Nigerian citizens do not believe they have a role to play in the development and change of Nigeria.

When i read some comments here, i wonder if people are aware that everyone in world including your future children can view it.

It shows we did not have light under jona too a year ago.


If PMB takes back electricity from private companies u'll say he is a dictator. Who knows the CEOs of the DISCOs should address them and stop been cowards.

The people holding us to ransome live among us but we are waiting for a messiah to come save you. FUEL AND ELECTRICITY ARE UNDER PRIVATE MANAGEMENT.

Nigerians with very short memories. No fuel and no light under Jona too and then Jonaa and co were still stealing. I cant compare 8 years to 8months. Lets wait and see.


By the way jona sold electricity to private companies and now based on contract we are been held ransome.

Nigerians will seat at their computers to complain (fastest finger first) the people holding you ransome on fuel and electricity live near you. Go and fight for it and stop crying.

I wish we can give some people portfolio to manage. Let's see their results. Any president is up against millions of people that do not want their ideas to come to fruition. Corruption is ingrained in our very selves and until we change ourselves we cannot change this country.

I also believe churches and mosques are not doing enough to help. If people live on the streets have no food no work etc can the various religious groups provide at least some palliatives to reduce people's strives. We all have roles to play.


So many people needing medical intervention, the abused children, the rape victims, the orphans, the aged - what impact does the church or mosque make in a society.

This is a tale to promote importation o.

I'm a sound product of a Nigerian university. We've produced trail blazers from Nigerian education system.

Kudos to the people that count and believe in themselves. Nigerians are the best out there CONFIRMED.

Its becoming (shake head sadly) to read some posts on nairaland.

Some people's vocabulary only consists of insults. Constructive criticism? No way let's just abuse the person.

Given the constitution, the president might not be able to reduce legislator's entitlement. But will Nigerians themselves stand up for themselves? We have might in numbers, labour unions etc. WILL U JOIN THE FIGHT.



***By the way, for my mind I believe its the families of the looters that have been actively abusing the president without cause.

DISCOs can reject light when consumers don't use card meters. More money all round.

Now we know who to blame. The CEO Ikeja DISCO we need our card meter and your customers need to be informed on why they are not been served.

Govt should buy back and resell any inefficient DISCO.


Also I've read how the Chinese use their own faeces to make biogas.
This is achieved by using concrete instead of blocks for septic and the resulting waste (slurry) can be channelled to agriculture. We need to consider off grid electricity source that is not dependent on PHCN. Its a green process that's incredible.

Oh no they did not.

So if you give me the same job as a man, I shouldn't get paid the same rate?

Please release the lady that killed her husband, she does not have stamina to go to jail.

All female activist, I beg arise and show them hell has no fury like a woman scorned. Just give us advance warning.

Declare all women's hands off day.

Thank you for this, sir.

Please can the ministry sensitize the public through free media on the composition, structure and responsibilities of the GENCOs and the DISCOs.

Can the ministry make available a complaints board or set procedures for addressing wrong doings by these companies.

Will the ministry regulate these companies.

This will help Nigerians apportion blame accordingly. Personally I am interested in their top management and board members because when a company under performs, I want to know its leadership.

Ask not what your country can do For you.......


UP YOU OKELOLA,
Repping naija
Putting us on the face of the map for good one man at a time.


Some people will not see this and know that anything is possible. Rather they will be reading depressing news and saying na so so bad news.

Stay away from negativity embrace the positive.

As long as no one complains of been marginalised.
I beg keep register make them no go be senator or commissioner tomorrow.
No1 reason naija de stroll backwrd sometimes.

There's something about snakes that just turns *Nairaland* on.

My suggestions sir:
Let it be compulsory for every Nigerian to get a prepaid card meter. We still haven't gotten ours.

Maybe allow each state to have autonomy over its electricity generation and distribution. (Egbin power plant- a case in point).

Make public the current PHCN in existence and the ownership structure. I know you are handicapped by funds and protocols but Nigerians need to have more visibility into public assets, structures etc, (this I know u did as gov)

It seems we have become so unfeeling for the people involved or their families that we can bear to take pics and post. I can just imagine the day you open and see a dear.

We've become so endearing of morbid news that we no longer favour good news. Punch dedicates two pages daily for morbid news- lack of positivity, inspiration

The police, FRSC etc ought to have official pictures of this crime scene. It should even be against the law for people to have contaminated that scene. But sha anything goes.


Seun please clean up nairaland. Viewer discretion not enough.

I'm in a hard place right now, stories like this touch and motivate me. Helps me to face my challenges.

May God grant you the fortitude to make it a success. Amin. And for me too.

When I read all the comments before me I kind of understand what is wrong with the world.

Remember its the joining of hands that the hands become clean.

We spend 99.999% of the time detailing out the problem and finding faults that solutions become improbable. STOP THE BLAME GAME.

Give us concrete suggestions on how to manage crisis and how to avoid a recurrence .

NO BE ONLY AMBODE GET LAGOS. If you can do better tell us how.

EFCC and other law enforcement agencies should have video evidence of serving a warrant and searching the house. Any evidence recovered must be shrink wrapped and ultimate counting of cash recovered must be videotaped in the presence of witnesses.
This protects the agencies against law suits and also assist the defence of their case in court.

It is inappropriate for an agency to give different accounts of monies recovered.

Because all this unsubstantiated rumours are disheartening.

I loved the 2016 AMVCAs . Loved the naija green dress.

Guys were not outstanding with suits everywhere. Guys were not hot at all.

Would love more collabo with musicians of different countries.
More artistes featured and not only music.

I pray we wear more naija designs cos even internationally those designs are hits.

Flavour fall hand- bad lyrical content. (90% of naija has same content though)

EeeeYaaaahh. I'm in trouble na UK used I de use.

Everything he said is 100% correct.
We all have a role to play.

NO TO RAPE. NO TO INDECENT BEHAVIOUR AND DRESSING.

There are things called contributing factors e.g I stole a loaf of bread cos I was starved cos I was robbed of all my money.

You definitely don't want to be a contributing factor in your own rape.

Dear Gov Ambode,
This is the time to work hard and set rules for the mile 12 market.
No more selling on the road. All commercial activities must be restricted to the state allocated enclosure.
Whoever heads mile12 must have knowledge of logistics, (a truck cannot offload tomatoes for 5days pending when sales is complete while blocking the market entrance).
Fashola built a lovely road at maidan but some people are determined to spoil it. Fines for the destruction of public property)
There are so many unused shops within the premises as more sales are done on the road.
Determine operational period for the market. Market daily cleanliness (set up a green process of making waste available to farmers and biogas producers)

Security: install some CCTV, market police, register every business person in the market, stop using agberos as tax collectors, if a group of people are not willing to drop their weapons then we all must wield weapons.

Dear Gov, you determine how our Lagos should be. And we want a cleaner more efficient beautiful lagos.

Nigerians must not allow more than 5000% of minimum wage to be paid to any arm of governance. From this benefit they can buy a house, car, assistant, driver etc.

We must also set KPIs for legislators: number of sittings, concrete contributions at sittings, future road plan for his constituencies, number of bills proposed.

Each minister, governor, commissioner, judiciary, legislator, councillor must give monthly accounts of achievements and budgetary performance. This must be made public. They are public servants and so must account publicly.

A child belongs to his/ her mother. Unless it can be proven that she is incapacitated due to insanity or indecency.

Who is the judge that gave full custody to a father without hearing the mother.

which law was the judge interpreting or has the judge collected bribe?

The state government has to make a statement on this. Then the federal needs to address the constant fulani herdsmen issue across states.

Everybody needs to be more security concious and get prepared to protect yourself.

Though peace must reign but an eye for an eye is not necessarily a bad thing.



PS- I can't see any grasses in the pics.

And that is how you'll know the mad people of this nation.
Not self defence but u have to chase people down and kill them and kill their young ones.
They will find no peace in their life. No justification at all for this.
May they find this kids.
And may the perpetrators not go unpunished.

For me the most useless arm of government is legislative. With all the outdated laws that serves no purpose and the judiciary with their three months break and constant delay of justice.

Companies declare huge profits that are so fake while top management eat the gravy. I've researched this so I know.

There is nobody to curb their excesses hence contract staff, short changing people of their N30k while making sure their N40m is complete ans they still charge all their family expenses to the company.


Cost savings sack one or two board members and save billions.

Post VIN

She is applying for a marketing job it seems where language might not matter.

Nigerians assume that english is our first language. A huge number of white americans can't read or write.

Motivational.