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@ IDINRETE
U'RE NOT HELPING MATTERS AT ALL
I'M REALLY TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THIS

Then what does
"and he sent his only begotten son,"
mean.
Who sent who?
Or was it God sending himself ?
And who ran the whole show while "god" was on the cross?
"Father why hath though forsaken me " - was that God chatting to himself?

Please can someone decipher this:
I saw this slogan on a bill board as i was passing by; it read:
" Jesus,
Definitely God,
Definitely Good, "
Please are we being introduced to Jesus as no longer the son of God but now god himself.

Its a joke and yet it isn't
These people have made a joke of themselves.
Do people ever learn.

YET U SAY U CANT UNDERSTAND GIRLS
IN TRUTH WE R ALL D SAME
PRETTY HARD TO PLEASE.

thats cos u're so spoilt

aka "U GO WOUND O"

this is a joke well worth the effort.
How did u think it up.
Well done poster.

@ poster
what an accomplishment
clap for urself

@ poster
what an accomplishment
clap for urself

nice joke and i'm still smiling

@jennie1
?
Was there a question?


@habibi777
Nice one.
Real nice one.

SAME HERE 2. THATS NICE. REAL NICE

@ davidylan,
Dear Child, don't fret
A book has been recommended to you; go read it.
If u want to KNOW then LEARN.
You don't have to UNDERSTAND people in order to appreciate them fully.
Most of all show LOVE

Thanks a lot but i'm yet to see any oil company that advertises, runs tests, interview and then place you in a job. This is especially for non engineers. i have attempted it all and i am just disappointed even though i fit the requirements.
Must all hopes of jobs be on whom you know basis.

I'm still LOL.
Gawd u people r awful.
Freezy what gave u such an idea.

Gawd i was reading in fear until until i got to the last part.
My heart come back home come rest,
una no go kill me abeg.

Oh no.
Tot u had gotten over posting this sort of jokes.
Funny though. Nice one.

Ituen ,
This is a real upgrade from your usual jokes. In short i love it and i'm sharing it right now with friends and colleagues. THUMPS UP.[sup][/sup]

@ Ituen
like i have been saying it seems u're only hot on sex jokes.

Bros , In truth i checked out all the jokes and discovered all ituen had to offer were sex related jokes. By the way, i'm holy but not holier than thou .

you bad bad people you

not bad at least he didn't copy and paste

ituen:
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this,

'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.' She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.

The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

nice one ituen, but do u have any non sex related jokes?

the first time i read the name ''ituen'' i thot it was a kissing sound in writing

I'm really enjoying this thread

I am a new member and this is the first time I'll be giving an opinion . I hope u applied and didn't seriously consider this adverts, because how can u be very sure that only the 2.1's applied. So, even if u don't have the cut off mark u can still try and maybe u'll get it. After all this is Nigeria.