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Chimaritoponcho:
Why is life so unfair .#72m for for jus singing to a beat and am here looking for atleast 30k to buy new boots and other football equipments to go for trials and see if i can become the next iheanacho

come and collect boot. I have a pair of new boots, Jersy, hose etc..u will only need to buy a sheen guard. I am serious. If u want it send ur phone number here. Its a size 43 boot sha. It wont be bad sacrificing it for u to achieve ur dream. Thanks.

Kingdolo:
Sadistic Moofucka

;DD see as we de quarel ova mata wey no concern us. Abeg no vex. I apologize. Lolz

pentals:
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Buhari's PA on Social media, Lauretta Onochie has mocked Ekiti state governor,Ayo Fayose and former Aviation minister, Fani Kayode after new photos of the president with his wife and a delegation of governors were released.

According to her, Fayose would choke on his lies that the president is on life support .

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Check Source Via: http://trendinghelm..com/2017/07/buharis-pa-lauretta-onochie-mocks.html

this guy no free die sha. Thank God. Cat with 9 lives

Kingdolo:
Who's dis idiot?

ur fada

ebusfav:
Taking to Instagram to gush about his wife, Vivien as they celebrate the second wedding anniversary today, Duncan Mighty praised her for sending their maids away, giving him two beautiful kids and also waking up by 12a.m every night to pray. 

He went further to disclose that his wife joined Bible School, just to have knowledge of Christ in her marriage. Here's what he wrote; 

"The very first time u came into my life, every wrong and fake persons around me flew the next thing I realized was been afraid of losing u and on your birthday I proposed to you which u said yes, the next day you joined bible school just to have the knowledge of CHRIST in your marriage now just between 2015 and now I have two world best kids a son and daughter ICON and MICHELLE, own a construction company, built multimedia centre.

my mom now leaves in her own crib driving her own cars, it was recently u accepted having a maid because of MICHELLE because since I got married to you my other maids left and you alone cleans my mansion, you pray every 12 mid night, we are always by each other, my mom became happier ever since u came, your family saw light ever since we became one, your Dad will always tell me he wouldn't want to hear that we have misunderstanding your mom calls me the special son INLAW and also calls me her special son, honey uve always tolerated me in all side.

It took me 24 hours to carry out our marriage ceremony.... having top legendaries and A list celebrities all over the place, our toast" NEVER ABOVE YOU ALWAYS BESIDE YOU I PRAY FOR ONE WEDDING AND MANY ANNIVERSARIES chai my life partner forever I will always cherish, love , adore and most especially be by your side all the days of my life honey .. happy 2years anniversary to us. I love you my world..... #duncanmighty#besthusbandeverliveth watch the first 24hours wedding ceremony".

http://www.lailasblog.com/duncan-mighty-celebrates-2nd-wedding-anniversary-with-wife-praises-her-for-cleaning-their-mansion-and-waking-by-12a-m-to-pray/

I actually thought this guy was smart. Never knew he is this foolish. 2 years kwa, wen ur mates don do over 15 yes without noise. All the same keep being happy with the woman that sends all ur maids away, now you have no employees making the labor MKT to swell and some families go into hunger. Enjoy . yeye de smell.

lol......

NwaAmaikpe:


May the good Lord give them better jobs,
May he punish the stingy snitch that reported these breadwinners just because of 'settlement'.

These police officers should track that snitch down and thank him for sacking them.

I pray that they get a job with a multinational firm that pays in $ and on their way to collect the appointment letter, they are killed by a Dangote truck.

Useless Policemen.

y is banky doing as if na him first chop d kpomo? abegi make we hear word jor.
ajekun iya!!!!!

JamieNaija:
Popular Nigerian Couple, Banky Wellington and Adesua Etomi took time off work and spent quality family time at Washington DC, United States.

Banky had taken up a screenwriting course whilst Adesua was on the set of the "Muna" movie.

They always look lovely together.

NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/07/banky-w-and-adesua-etomi-all-loved-up.html

I didn't bother to read the content. Just saw the topic and shook my head for u. How on earth will a Nigerian be thinking like this? I pity u. Leave that work and go penniless and unable to even pay the school fee for the masters program. Ask people who are jobless they will tell u hw it feels. Beta receive sense....lolz. U can wait till it's comfortable for u to do it, otherwise hold ur peace.

rien05:
Hello House,

Kindly advise me on which way to follow. I currently earn 150k per month and I am thinking of enrolling for an MBA in Unilag. My headache is I will have to pick the full time option because it is cheaper and has better lecture hours, which means I have to stop work. Classes are from 9am-2pm weekly. The fee is about 200k.
I am skeptical about the part time option because its classes are during the evenings from 4pm to 8pm. I live and work on the island(Ajah) and close by 5pm. My boss won't allow me close by 3pm. He might agree to close at 4pm but even if he agrees to 3pm, there's no way I will get to Unilag before 5:30pm(on a no traffic day) by public transport. And lets say I finish lectures by 8pm, with the traffic and all I might be getting home by 11pm or so(dangerous for a girl). And it will so tell on me because the stress will be too much.(I am already a Lekpa I don't want to disappear). The koko again is that the fees for part time is about 500k.(I just started earning 150k ooh and also ponzi finish my money at the beginning of the year. GREED. don't blame me ohh, many people fell victim with me).
The last option is the Executive MBA. Classes are on saturdays from 8pm to 4pm. The fee is about 2Million. I won't even go there.
If I say I should do another Masters course it will have to be a science course which are all full time.

My question is should I take the risk to forfeit my job and do my MBA? The forms are out. I want to prepare my mind before buying the form(N22,500). I really want an upgrade to my certificate. I also need money to keep me going because there is no one to lean on. Everybody is forming OYO. And I also don't want to regret embracing an opportunity now that I have money for fees. No one knows tomorrow. Please advise oooohhhhhh mbok

CastedDude:
A driver was kidnapped by unknown gunmen and his car abandoned this morning in Rivers state. The incident happened along Ogbum-nu- Abali road in Port-Harcourt, the state capital. The police have already been notified of the abduction and are currently at the scene.

https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/driver-kidnapped-unknown-gunmen-port-harcourt-car-abandoned-photos.html

Rivers state is what it is today because their governor was a kidnapper. The spate of kidnapping has ruaen astronomically since his boys took over the streets. People now fear when driving around port Harcourt and adjoining towns. Kidnapper Governor should stop gia boys and security people should do somthing about it . What a country.

fool

GeneralOjukwu:
See money!

If you have a certain kind of car and a certain kind of house...

The moment the girl gets to your house, you need no FORE-PLAY, her highway would already be greased...panties soaked extra wet

PS - I spent 2 hours on fore-play when unemployed. ...these days just 2 mins, the hairy snail is dripping wet and greasy

DIS N-POWER PPLE NOR BE NIGERIANS? so they dont understand when one is joking again? make una pack una face put for toilet. who says if u dont give her a job she will die? as a mata of fact, she does not need ur useless 2 naira job, God will bless her His way. nonsense!

eDoctorr:
As an Npower applicant, I was going through the Facebook update of Npower Nigeria this evening when I came across a frustrated lady saying if she have the opportunity to meet npower officials, she would bite one of them.

Check the replied Npower gave her.

datola:
Afe Baba, the legal luminary who never passed through the 4 walls of university but now owns a university really benefited from Obasanjo era being the lead counsel in most FG cases then.

Obasanjo is arguably the most fortunate Nigerian, living or dead.

u r right. I pray God blesses me with even 1/5 of obasanjos blessings. I shall be eternally grateful. The man is a symbol of blessing

CEOJAMIENAIJA:
Big Brother Naija Contestant, Tokunbo Idowu aka Tboss rocks a black Lingerie in new photos as she shows off her sexy body.

She claims God was showing off when he was creating her in the Caption.

NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/07/tboss-too-hot-in-lingerie-in-new-photos.html

low self esteem. With ur bad character. Ur so called beauty is superficial. U r full of shit.

obataokenwa:
Bro, Amaechi ended his political stooge with Wike the moment he decamped and wanted everyone to forget their own vision and follow his... in the present terms, Wike chose his part of destiny by going with his present Godfather(GEJ) no matter what. If you don't know, Both Wike and Amaechi were all Peter Odili Boys. Amaechi don't have the qualities of a godfather. If you talk of criticism, Amaechi all started it and you don't expect Wike to be shut when Amaechi has exausted his respect

well, thanx. na dem sabi

obataokenwa:
So how did the Satan-Amaechi regard Dr Peter Odili? So cos Amaechi helped Nyesom Wike politically, he should also stop him from going further in life. If Wike has licked his ass like this 80years old man, he wouldn't have been governor. Destiny don't have respect for people cos everything is given by God and not a mere mortal.

Dan 4:17 This matter [is] by the decree of the watchers, and the demand by the word of the holy ones: to the intent that the living may know that the most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will, and setteth up over it the basest of men

let's be sincere here, how many times have u heard amaechi disparage or talk negatively about his mentor and benefactor peter odili? Amaechi is beta than wike. I can't talk down on my benefactor the way wike talks about amaechi. I pity him. U tink its easy to get a helper? Pple pray for God to send them helpers if destiny. U don't behave like wike and succeed. Don't quite me by bringing up Jonathan's case because Amaechi and Jona were not mates until luck smiled on the ill prepared Jonathan.

torres89:
first u need to understand the definition of christainity...

which is followers of Christ

most of the practice in the Bible were cultural practice of the Jews most especially in the old testament.

in a nut shell if you are doing anything that Jesus Christ didn't say in the new testament

my brother u ain't a Christian

no prejudice

tithing is also a Jewish law to feed the tribe that had no portion in the inheritance. They have mixed Christianity with Judaism. We r watching

WC kain yeye news be dis?

for the first time ever i will have to abuse Osinbajo. its like the mumu spirit behind the presidential seat has taken over him. all the free money u get from oil, u have not used well, u have the guts to demand for tax.. come and collect na.. foolish nigerian leaders

NIGERIA IS THE MOST DIVIDED COUNTRY WORLD OVER! LET US JUST SPLIT ABEG. SAVE US THIS HEADACHE. GOING BY THE WAY WE ARE,NO NIGERIAN WILL MAKE HEAVEN.....I MEAN IT

CROWNWEALTH019:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/there-might-be-no-sound-youth-left-when-fg-finally-creates-jobs-sen-ashafa/amp/

Satan has taken over our polity in naija. They create the problem and blame the youth for misbehavior. Shame on all satanic agents called Nigerian politicians. All promise cancelled party and people destroy people party. Thunder visit u all for killing the future of Nigeria.

fernandoc:
Thus us sad.

tomorrow the bastards will ask for forgiveness like Evans. God is watching. We can't and won't question Him. But some tinz are simply not right. Some pple don't deserve forgiveness. Yes they don't...

NwaAmaikpe:


Age makes every woman look decent.

But we know this woman's dirty promiscuous past in the 70s with Bode Osanyin

Agbaya.

lolzzzzz. Pple must have Ur dossier no mata how good u appear ...naija I hail thee...lolzzzz

Kondomatic:
Where's the woman?

was a set up. I can bet the woman isn't the other man's wife. Nonsense.

balanceofterror1:
This guy and his use of English language is out of this world.

The Bo-Bo resemble hitm Papa remi fani-kayode. The father was one of the best lawyers of his time. Well read and tutored to be an orator. I learn each time I read his articles. FFK thanks for helping my Grammer. Pls free this gvt and their field men. I know u r not a saint bt u are good in ur field. Buhari will soon rest and naija will be great again.

flawlessT:
Lol... U like me sharp sharp

yes ooo. Blood de hot. Hw sexy tin like u no go get guy, Na winsh?

Pls I need the phone number of this girl so I can take up the case. Let us match the heartless woman and her husband money for money, power for power, connections for connections . This is where we need human right activists to come up and fight. We are going to please God to raise a campaign for this girl's unconditional release and settlement.

DONFRANSKID:
God punish the madam and the judge

I lack words.... What a country! That is why Nigeria and the wicked pple in it will neva make progress. U paid police money to arrest someone u r owing. The Judge granted a bail of 50k to someone who was fighting to get 6k balance of her money in the hands of her former employer. Human beings are cruel. Her Mumu husband in Abuja sent police instead of telling the wife to pay the girl her money. OK. I give my judgement
1. Ur family shall not have a child (if u have already u ahall loose dem all)
2. Abuja girls with strong juju will succeed in taking Ur mumu husband from u
3. U shall be a vagabond in Ur old age
4. Fire will engulf Ur store and home and lick away all the material things u "gbekele" on
5. U shall die a pauper.

So shall it be to all oppressors of the poor in Nigeria.

AutoReportNG:
The Federal Road Safety Corps FRSC) has released the guidelines for the proposed psychiatric examination of traffic lawbreakers in the country.

Scheduled to begin nationwide on July 1, the test will focus on life-threatening traffic offences namely, use of a phone while driving, route violation, traffic light violation, dangerous driving and overloading.

According to the Corps’ Public Education Officer, Mr Bizi Kazeem, offenders shall have their driver’s licenses withdrawn pending confirmation of their sanity or otherwise.

Kazeem explained that the offenders would bear the full cost of the medical consultation, which shall be conducted at recognised public medical facilities.

“The move arose from observed aggravating crashes and disobedience to road traffic laws and regulation.

“This nation can no longer watch the lives and property of its citizens wasted by a few nonconformists on the highways,’’ he quoted the Corps Marshal, Dr Boboye Oyeyemi, as saying

Meanwhile, some Abuja residents have lauded the FRSC for the move which they said was long overdue.

One of them, Miss Ngozi Okafor, a civil servant, said the behaviour of motorists on the road especially in Abuja called for a check on their mental state.

“Abuja is a place where the roads are too wide for motorists. They prefer driving on sidewalks meant for pedestrians.

“Security agents and private vehicle owners are not left out in this madness. I hope the FRSC will have the courage to also subject them to psychiatric test,’’ she said.(NAN)


Source:
http://www.autoreportng.com/2017/06/frsc-releases-guidelines-for-july-1st.html

it's even the heads of the FRSC agents that should be examined. When they pull u over their head calculates the bribe they want to collect instead of the correction they should make. Nigeria is cursed, but some of us are blessed....

NwaAmaikpe:


He looks cursed actually...


Well, there's still some money to be made with his situation.

His family members can dress him up in a Nigerian football kit complete with socks and boots then lead him to do Babi-Allah at Ojuelegba under-bridge.

He will make so much money.

may his blindness come upon u like d leprosy of naaman. Idiot. I curse u from the bottom of my heart and all the power that God has put in me. Ur end shall be worse than his own for mocking femi who has given Nigeria glory in the past. Heartless fool. God punish Ur generation.

MARKone:
This guy is the most popular guy in Nigeria at the moment.

wrong use of english language...he is not "popular", he is "notorious"..take correction..thank u

emefav:
Following reports and viral photos which showed Nollywood Actress, Tonto Dikeh showing up at son's school Father's day celebration dressed like a man, her estranged husband, Olakunle Churchill has reacted to this with a cryptic message.

Dropping a message on the IG photo he shared which reads, 'Don't play the victim to circumstances you created', Olakunle Churchill wrote;

"It’s cruel and it’s unfair.

You are lying to yourself because you seek comfort. Well comfort is overrated. You are lying to yourself because you are scared of the unknown. But you must stop. To continue lying will eat away at your soul, causing you untold amounts of future pain.

A lie is something that you make yourself believe in order to make life a little easier. A lie is a paradigm under which you operate to avoid pain. A lie will destroy you, inside and out. A lie is something you want to believe because to consider the opposite would hurt your ego.

Sometimes the difference between a lie and the truth can be subtle. Sometimes your brain will try to “logically” trick you into believing a lie. I cannot give you a definitive guide on how to differentiate between the two; I am not you and I do not understand your specific circumstances, motivations, and desires. I can, however, give you some tips to guide you to make decisions that will serve you well.
DM me for guidelines"

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/06/dont-play-victim-circumstances-created-churchill-reacts-tonto-dikeh-showing-sons-school-dressed-man.html

Lalasticlala

how come tonto has problem with such a matured man. see his writeup, makes sense from the first word... Tonto ur fantasies arn't working, go apologise and settle with ur husband before its too late. let all nigerian noisemakers on nairaland pray for them to get their acts back togeda and avoid future problem that may crop up in their son. remember the story of senator stella?