₦airaland Forum

'The Prophet'

buygala:
My Darling Daddy, I fully believe in your government

Just take this your chest beating a step further and arrange for your church annual Shiloh to hold in Yobe ....Take the Lord's Battle to the heathen Philistines

I don't blame you sha .....when you are 24/7 surrounded by security paid for by the tithe of the ignorant, why won't you run your mouth like a broken tap

Oga Oyedepo, please stop pushing people to think they are lions when in fact they are flies...After all the chest beating and thunderous 'amen' inside Canaanland, you will be guarded 24/7 while most of the people you are leading on will be covered by only "the blood of Jesus"....and we all know how effective that blood is these days

Mr Oyedepo, kindly park well please...God bless you as you comply

u must be a fool.

Good leaders don't last on the throne of Nigeria. Murtala didn't last, Yaradua didn't last. Reason is the people need to know and embrace the truth. Once a good man that embraces the truth takes power, the evil forces will take him out. Nigerians are just unfortunate with leaders. When Year adua was president, we didn't know the difference BTW north and south, the country was one indivisible state. Year adua will forever be remembered as the only president that reviewed pump price downwards, it never happened before and after him. Good people don't last jare, it is a mistery that must be unveiled someday. May this great man continue to RIP. Great man. Good Muslim that loved peace above wealth. His good deeds are uncountable.

Okoroawusa:
What is happening to the Amensty Programme?

So we can't get a non-corrupt Niger Delta to handle it?
Anybody given the job ends up being accussed of embezzlement.

Why?... This is money for our people nah!

truth be told, our elders are thieves and lack self control and respect. They should give an Hausa man to handle the amnesty and see how well it will work. Niger delta leaders are animals, they do not want progress in the region.

Some criminals make their money from this deal, they will frustrate any effort to make metering work in nigeria. There is no light and we pay estimated tarrifs every month. They will even he threatening to cut u off from "nothing" ...useless country

Mr one Nigeria, enjoy ur Nigeria. I hope ur family is not butchered this time.

Everybody in Nigeria is a criminal..tueh

Renforce:
This may just be the last straw for Nigerian police. Enough is enough


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call u on what number?

Where I come from, Delta (Urhobo) , no child is illegitimate. Marry the mother or not, we don't leave our children outside, they must bear the man's name and be counted amongst those that will get inheritance.

In those days, kings used to fight. The reason we have so much problems and corruption in Nigeria is that the kings are too comfortable. I think they should fight themselves sometimes and get busy...it was because David refused to go to war that he saw Beersheba, kings should fight pls.

DrSleekQas:
Nothing is certain in life until the 90th minute & final whistle

nothing like 90th minute o, I v lost 1.3million naira in bet9ja because referee refused to blow his whistle till the 97th minute the people equalized. Until whistle is blown, omo, match never end o.. Lol

But in Buhari's case, it didn't matter if Mohammad is the same as Mohammed or muhammadu.. One law different applications.

Slymonster:
Chai na wao lol.. All because of your deputy smh

the judgement is a stupid one. Do u kill a man because his wife commits murder? In a sane society, no man should die for another person's sin. Nigeria is filled with useless and senseless justices. A cou try whee the judges don't have sense will never make progress, no wonder Nigeria is what it is today.

Nigerians are cursed people. Criminals everywhere. Tueh

They will get orders from above to release him now.. Lol

maasoap:
Your opinion doesn't invalidate my opinion in any way. Have you heard about the trending man of the moment, Theodore Orji? He's from Abia state. If this country is divided, people like him will remain in Abia, he's not some "northern elites" but Southern elite.
Southern and northern elites, is there any difference between the two? What is Northern elites enjoying that their southern counterparts don't? Northern elites are not Nigeria problem, the problems of each state and region are living with them.

u are not entirely wrong, but the summary of it all is that the country isn't good, maybe if we get smaller countries from it, that will work.

maasoap:
Division is not a solution in this case. You might be surprised to know that the victim and the female officer are from the same ethnicity. Nigerians need reorientation, that's all

u are still a believer. If u are from the south, pls stop deceiving urself, Nigeria favors only the northern elite, every other set of people are just struggling. This is not a country.

They already employed their stooges. I wonder how many of u believe this trash of a country. APC has employed their members and given them employment letter already, this is just formality

I wonder what sign we are waiting for before we ssplit this country. Nigeria is beyond redemption

[quote author=zoghys post=86524971][/quote]greatest polyte... I was there and a part of the leadership too, he was a friend. Where the bobo dey now sef? I believe that incident must have killed his political career becos Yoruba people can trace ur antecedents to Adam and eve time...lolz.

[quote author=zoghys post=86524971][/quote]greatest polyte! Lol

This same thing happened in Federal Poly Ado Ekiti in 2000/2001. After SUG elections, the guy that won (names withheld) was caught in the initiation ground. Instead of them to do their initiation jeje, they went to be fighting hunters who were doing their job. The hunters now used their jazz to match the foolish boys in a straight line to the campus and they were all caught. The SUG president escaped because he was a sharp guy but his 'brothers' sang his name after enough beatings and evidences were there that he wasn't on campus that night, that was how he was removed from office and expelled. Political powers are always garnished with secret cults activities. Almost all Nigerian or world politicians are involved in one form of cult activities or the other.

NwaAmaikpe:



Okay I'd share a bit.

An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.
She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.
This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.
Guess what, the baby was a replica of him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".

since u are an expert in sleeping with people's wives, u will end up in the pit with shame and disgrace. . I know u r joking aha, but that's what happens to those who sleep with people's wives willingly and knowingly.

Ban sex enhancing drugs not keke marwa or okada..

Next time, steal.billions

Omihanifa:
I taught one pastor gave him 1.5million naira cash plus and SUV worth 3.5 million back in 2016. After he was allegedly healed of stroke

Now he's back to the street begging

Baba nah fresh boy that year o

Heard dude used to be a top gigolo back in the
day

**The truth be say dey don render this guy useless ( the glory has departed)

This guy went to break the heart of OlumbaOlumba babe. Bro, u r in deep trouble unless she decides to free u. Beta go and beg her else u go hear ween. Forget all these fake pastors u are believing in, unless u meet a genuine man of God, forget it.

TMSMedia:
https://www.thecable.ng/ozekhome-legal-experts-must-check-if-theres-justice-in-scourt-ruling-on-imo/amp

until now, I thought mike ozekhome had sense. How can u say because he came 4th them he couldn't have become the winner? From today, I won't take this man seriously. Mtchwww

Atiku has the Clout, personality, money, charisma, etc to be president. God please grant him the only remaining thing which is 'favor'. If this man is not president , wetin he gain? He has long been on the topmost heirachy of Maslow's need theory, let God make it come to pass for him, amen.

NwaAmaikpe:




I am proud of him and I hope he does not feel bad about this.

He has the money,
He has the fame,
He has the looks,
He has the charisma,
He has the achievements,
He has the preek

He'd only be a fool to shortchange himself by sticking to one lady when he should use all his spare time in getting his preek wet.
The worst that will happen is that she will leave and another will happily come.
In fact, he should dump the two of them.

These ladies are not loyal.
They're down with you when you're up,
And the relationship is up once you're down.
Then you'd chase after them like a lost puppy while they make you feel guilty for making it fail.

Being broke amplifies your flaws but a rich man is loved and God-sent to them.
Ask Venita or ask Regina.

By default, the most subtle of women is a self-centered schemer.
So you think you're playing her when she actually designed the game plan for you.

Even your own wife who complains that you spend too much time hanging out with your male buddies in your youthful days won't give a shiiit about you when she goes spending months on end doing 'omugwo' at the kids' when you two are aged and your game is up.

Enjoy life now my brothers.
But enjoy it safely.
If you wanna go raw, just ensure you don't let a dumb girl get pregnant for you.

God bless Ubunja with more wisdom so that his miseducations will further free more fvckboy, toycvnt husbands who think the only reason God created them is to lick female butt.
If only they knew they'd have more butts to play with if they never licked one.

Men have been the victim all along, these crafty women are the victors.
They make you feel guilty for wanting more yansh when they won't think twice to spread their legs for anyone who can give them attention, give them money or tell them what they want to hear.

Lacazette please don't allow yourself be at the mercy of a woman because the only thing she can offer to you can be offered to you by thousand others.

I am saving this writeup sharp sharp, it makes so much sense... This guy u baaaaaad gan..lol.. One love

Mobi47:
let's be sure first o. Did mbaka really said that? there should be a video evidence to this fact or official statement from Mbaka's ministry. Just note that if truly he said such a thing, it must surely come to pass. He is the true prophet don't joke with his prophesies. All he said in the past, happened.

I don't believe in all these prophecies here and there but I must confess that Fr.Mbaka has never made a stupid prophecy, that man gave us unpopular prophecy about Buhari coming to power in 2014, since then I don't take him for granted, he is a priest and a prophet, a genuine one at that.

Is the police telling Nigerians that the arms Fulani illiterates carry in the Bushes are registered? Then why do we find of difficult to pin down murderers in the bushes? This Nigeria is not a country o