₦airaland Forum

InvertedHammer:
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I can't wait to see it at N100k.

I love this NextLevel.

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me too,I want the masses to suffer,since am well doing.and I pray Buhari rules us till 2050 this will give me great joy,,,atleast just to get back to the people that brought us here,one die hard apc supporter in my office has been living like a mad man after his wife put to bed,e nerver buy baby food for two months e don they borrow from Peter to Paul,d guy na junior staff anytime I see him begging or looking for were to borrow or filling cooperative form I immediately get an erection cuz I warned him during d elections but he kept deef ears

baski92:
sokoto 12600 naira only... living in the north rocks

and u think Nigeria is sokoto?

How guys take they get girls pant? Is it under duress or the thing over sweet them they come forget thier pants for d guy house,girls please guard ur pants graciously, u can forget ur brush,comb,cream,shoe but never forget ur pant.rule numb one never forget ur pant I repeat

Here in Borno a bag of rice is still between 5k to 6k,I have so much quantity, but the problem is dat there are few buyers,I want buyer to come from various part of Nigeria to buy rice from us in Borno,pls u people should come o.local rice goes for 2k for 2 bags and one jara

babyfaceafrica:
some of these local rice are very good

is it by force to eat local rice,I guess Buhari eats uncle benz rice,we don't have d facility to produce standard rice in mass,no country has it all,foreign countries import yam,cassava from us which we can conveniently handle,and they export rice to us,again u cant have it all,we are not ripe for this,imagine what it will cost Toyota to produce thier cars here,to do this Toyota will have to provide thier own security,electricity,raw materials etc,if they do this ,to buy a locally produced Toyota Camry 1989 model will cost us nothing less than 18m naira knowing fully well that if we import a 2005 toyota Camry we will get it at a cost of 12m,I studied economics,most kids here shouting bubu and d bubu himself knows nothing about comparative economics,including oshoomole ,its d poor masses I pity,how did we get here.pls nobody should mention China here,I know d history of China and what d govt put in place before they blocked thier borders .life is give and take,u cant take and take or give and give.u cant have it all

Difrent:
By December the price go crash back to 14-15k


How?

This seasons rice would have been harvested and there will be surplus thereby crashing the price

just as they promised us that a litre of fuel will cost 45naira,one naira will b equal to one dollar .keep deceiving urself this is Nigeria my blother

mywells:
Government should provide a platform in which the youths can approach become a good agriculturalist,any one that is interested would be provided some vast of land and crops,machineries with some amount of money.

u still think u are in London,this is Nigeria my blother

ednut1:
Is there any difference in taste and texture of local and thai rice

kid so u think local rice is cheap,local rice here is btw 19k to 21500,y not add 3k and buy foreign rice before u lose one of ur teeth,just an advise though

Pray make better record label sign u,the rest na storry

And harrysong rushes her to the dark room at unilag

Africans we are our own prob,so because it was BBC that did it VCs are now taking them serious I remember how one female student filmed and framed a lecturer in AAU then the poor female student was rusticated and d lecturer given double promotion,who did this to us

As a BMC on salary,this guy keeps making our job very difficult

Kia see fresh meet how I wish I could lay my hands on this thing,y is dis thing so expensive in Benin city see d small one I bought for 4k pot nor even full self sweetest meet ever

Kossym:
If she had schooled in London shebi Dem for give her 2 nysc certificates... Mtcheww Africans re the ones hold demselves back

u know nothing,I have a uni at Benin republic it's a face me I face u building we even run masters and phds program self if u are interested give me a call

Eldavis:
Hmmmm... She needs too go to abuja nysc headquarter were she would be given a test for them too be sure she went too school.once she pass the test,they would release her cert....... I have friends who went too abuja for the test,they are with their cert now


Not everyone who studied in benin republic brought their skul cert

this ur Engrish I have a feeling u graduated from a uni in Benin republic

Pls ma show us pictures of ur school I want to compare it with my 2bedrooom apartment spits something u got within 6 months mumu be waiting for certificate nor go write jamb

And to imagine that I ate fufu and red oil while in sch 12 yrs ago,I still remember Kia,person don suffer sha thk baba God he has been faithful

I guess Kyari was d one that told him to cut d cake

Serves him right,he should be put behind bars for 45 years nonsense spits

Dpharisee:
I watch news and sports channels.
Wife is hooked on Zee World Mehek.
Kids are on their cartoon channels.

As a family we watch each other's favourite channel without concentration, just waiting for each person's episode to finish since we have only one DSTV decoder.
Also, whenever anyone gets up either to use the toilet, get something from the fridge or go check the pot on fire in the kitchen we quickly switch to our favourite channels briefly before they return.


The most annoying one is the ongoing episode on Zee World called Mehek, when I think that they will kill the Actor Suara or the Actress Mehek so that the film will end and I can have my 9pm to 10pm back, but they will kidnap her and that will last for 2 months before they will release her and she will have accident on her way home, another 3 months in hospital episode have started from there, in short I don taya to wait

then she go lost memory, na the same rope tie two of us o we are in this mess together,how can I scramble zee world pls help me

Cant man u score or win without panalty

hemartins:
Guendouzi has been impressive.

na back of TV u dey watch

If all these man u players have anything called conscience they should just decide to be returning 70% of thier salaries back to man u,see as man u and arsenal they play like Watford,this is what happen when u allow impunity to take over ur clubs,I remember how arsenal used to sign players for free and people apluded them cuz these players were later sold at exorbitant fee,then they didn't need d league now that they want d league they started signing players for 75m,this can be compared to a young girl who had suitors but rejected them now that she is old and looking for who wants to marry her no man is coming her way,arsenal is old ,no man will marry arsenal,English FA should make a separate trophy for man u,maybe a golden seex doll they really deserve it spits

hustla:
Needs time to blend in

after seven games,ur mates have 21 points already,aguero scored 3 goals on his debut against Swansea don't worry we will give him time after d season has ended

Charles4075:
Except Aubameyang, name one Arsenal player that is better than even Daniel James

Nonsense.

Watch your dearly arsenal loose like fools

as a die hard west ham fan I want arsenal to win this natch

When two average clubs meet ,VAR suffers

Illiterate,no brain serves her right but she is still better than buhari

Them don dey breed future terrorist

NaijaTushboy:
who is mad melon? The least thing i would never do in this live is to cry for person wer don die.let the dead mourn the dead,it is written in the holy scripture

I have strong remedy that will cure ur staph,strong and tested ,I don't sell d remedy i will only tell u how u can get it,u will buy it online from Australia and get it after 3 weeks, call me

I have a remedy for u,even if its HIV,I was once a victim too