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Romance / Re: I Am Deactivating My Nairaland Account by OSDD(m): 5:16pm On Dec 27, 2021
Those two guys (the "quotee" and the "quoter")above me are showing SIMPtoms of a SIMPle person

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Pets / Re: Puppies For Sale by OSDD(m): 11:28pm On Dec 23, 2021
Baba wan sell Bingo pikin grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Napoli's Lawyer Threatens To Sue Osimhen If He Travels To AFCON With Nigeria by OSDD(m): 7:23pm On Dec 23, 2021
cliqtips:
I keep asking myself.. Why can't CAF align their calendar with the rest of the world ?
They are just confusing the players though.

They don't develop the football in the continent and over 70 % of players that grace the Nations cup are from Euro which their season are in session already.

if the football in the country is well developed, players can equally ply their trades in Africa countries without going to Europe and good investors can also come in.

More of these countries can't even pay/treat these players if they have any serious injury during the tournament.

CAF is a reflection of Africa leaders (Politicians), they never develop their continent.

Bros you just dey go off point with your conversation. You can't expect CAF to postpone AFCON or suspend it.. This is the best time of the year to play the competition, or play the competition 5 months to world cup...
If Napoli isn't cool with it, they should sue covid-19 for creating issues like this...
Family / Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway Awareness Thread (2021 Edition) by OSDD(m): 2:55pm On Dec 23, 2021
Make I pitch mg camp here...
Romance / Re: Princess Paid Bodyguard $9M In Blackmail To Keep Their Affair Quiet, But Still G by OSDD(m): 1:06pm On Dec 23, 2021
Bestie01:
See momey?!where I dey look for just 3k here
3k?.. If I see 1k now, I go dey alright

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Romance / Re: My Ex Girlfriend Unblocked Me On Whatsapp After 6 Months. by OSDD(m): 11:17pm On Dec 22, 2021
ukaface:
Abeg calm down
It's normal to express feelings, him still thinking about the girl doesn't mean it's a shameful thing. Abeg, he's got emotions abeg.

It's okay to bleed, we aren't gods.

But this bros own too much, e clear say the banny no wan roll with him, yet he doesn't know how to control his emotions and I sure say im prick get better hairs..
Family / Re: My Younger Brother Is A Bone In Our Throat. Pls Help! by OSDD(m): 4:05pm On Dec 22, 2021
You brother doesn't need prayers or counseling, he needs discipline and it is too late for that..

So, make una no give am money, he should hustle hard for every penny he gets, do that for 3 months and watch life and her ugly reality hit him back to back, na two way thing; e fit repent , e fit turn bad pass Wetin dey on ground.. But try to reduce his money,


Person Wey hunger dey beat no dey get erection

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Romance / Re: My Ex Girlfriend Unblocked Me On Whatsapp After 6 Months. by OSDD(m): 4:00pm On Dec 22, 2021
I don't know where SIMPle men like you dey come from... You should be ashamed of having a dick and two grown balls.. It should be fed to the dogs...

Generally, nobody should be as docile as you, you are a SIMP, regardless of your gender

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Romance / Re: I Just Need Advice That's All On How I Can Get Better by OSDD(m): 8:01am On Dec 22, 2021
There is nothing wrong with you bros, you're SIMPly experiencing the SIMPtoms of a SIMPle man. It's natural especially if you worship those vagina people, don't sweat it, nobody fit help you, you are a big SIMP.

I thought I had seen it all but yours is quite a SIMPleminded case, you'll get better at SIMPlifying such situations when it happens again..

Have a SIMPle day...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Just Lost My Entire Savings Now by OSDD(m): 11:01pm On Dec 19, 2021
Bet will humble you

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Romance / Re: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend by OSDD(m): 8:19am On Dec 19, 2021
SIMPtoms of a SIMPle man

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Politics / Re: How Can Small Country Like Turkey Summon A Whole Africa To Turkey by OSDD(m): 1:24pm On Dec 17, 2021
justtoodark:


look....all you african nations put toghether dont even reach the gdp of amelika....

how you wan play in that league each....??
when nkruma was tellin una to merge the ol continent toghether,una didnt listen....
Okay
Politics / Re: How Can Small Country Like Turkey Summon A Whole Africa To Turkey by OSDD(m): 11:07am On Dec 17, 2021
justtoodark:


think before you talk....america is a country....europe is a union of countries....

You missed the whole point entirely..

Can the Europe Continent be summoned/invited by an African country?
Or can Turkey summon/invite the whole america continent (north and south)?

Na Wetin the op dey yarn be that bros, he feels it is disrespectful for a country to summon a whole continent leaders, perhaps he felt the country leader should be the one travelling around the continent

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Education / Re: Beware Of Glory Hunters! See A Whatsapp Message I Got From A 'childhood Friend' by OSDD(m): 8:21am On Dec 17, 2021
Sapiosexuality:
Why do you guys keep saying nobody owes you anything? Does this even make sense? Where is your humanity if you don't owe anyone, in this case, a friend anything? I can't be friends with you if you use such words.
Humanity died a long time ago....especially in this our society

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by OSDD(m): 8:14am On Dec 17, 2021
durubennie:
Spiderman no way home 8.5/10
Tom Hollands spiderman so indecisive and quite a talkative.
Green goblin nearly killed Tobey Maguire after Tobey held peter from stabbing the goblin to death.
But it had a sad ending though, since doctor strange couldn't reverse the error spell he casted, he had to cast a new one and everyone in the world has forgotten who peter parker is including mj. Now mj's new boyfriend is Ned.
Nice movie though.

Something Wey person don spoil for wikipedia...
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by OSDD(m): 9:30am On Dec 16, 2021
sajmark:

Thank you

E no hard o...
Don't mind that one Wey dey hide update
Romance / Re: My Temperamental Girlfriend by OSDD(m): 9:50am On Dec 15, 2021
Dextre:



Stop talking nonsense. You can sense that the nigga is already miserable. So Bleep you mean, other good side, the dude will be miserable for life if he marries such woman. So Bleep other sides of her, let her go. It could even be that the girl gives zero Bleep about writer’s feelings, she might gotta a main dude. Love nor dey allow una see clearly again for this country, break as much relationship you can break to find who is right for you, wetin concern us concern settle for what we got because they have other sides

Bros e, leave am..dem no dey tell person...
A woman/man who has 'hanger" issues is as dangerous as a ticking "thyme" bomb and she apparently has no control over it..
Romance / Re: Can You Sell One Of Your Kidneys For 100million Naira? by OSDD(m): 9:55am On Dec 14, 2021
Yes... You get plug?
Family / Re: My Wife Is Getting Me Angry by OSDD(m): 9:02am On Dec 14, 2021
MiddleDimension:


Hahaha!!!!
I grew up in one of the finest homes that because of your corrupt mind, you cannot even conscieve even in your dream!!!

The point remains that when a woman slaps a man, you immediately think the man probably deserves it! And when it is proven beyond reasonable doubt that the man indeed is in the wrong, YOU AND EVERY OTHER IDIOT LIKE YOU (of course they have to idiots in your league to be able to have the same terrible opinion as yours. If they were an idiot to a lesser degree, they will be abke to know that actions and reactions are natural and while you may caution against reactions, you are not going to refer to the reaction as invalid therefore disregarding the emotional experience of the other person!): you and your type will think the man deserves it! Can you please tell me how that is not stupid even by the lowest standard of stupidity?
A woman can slap a man and go scot free and the man even be laughed at and the woman can go on bragging about it to somebody else that she slapped a man because she knows that there are idiots like your stupid self who have got very poor sense of judgement to discern what is right from what is wrong. She knows the world is unfortunately infested with your likes. That gives her the confidence to attack a man and also brag about it.

Go through your conversation on this thread, it reeks of stupidity and nothing but sheer ignorance, I know you will want to claim to come from a very good home but if it true then you are the bastard of that so called good home..

The op apparently isn't man enough to get married, like I stated earlier on, I know your father is a wife beater and he enjoyed every second of torment he was giving your mother, the abuse certainly robbed off on you..


You have been calling people names because you feel It is okay for the op to beat his wife, I hope and pray that someone does the same to your daughter, sister and every female around you. And the only reason the beater will give is his mother.
Now, take your pathetic, useless and unproductive life off my mention, it is too early to engage someone who is obviously mentally impaired like you..


The op was beating his wife because he felt she disrespected his mom, and the only way you feel it is good is because it was his mother, there are other ways on handling issues but like I said earlier on, that thinking is far from you..

Also don't forget this, it is wrong for any sex(both male and female) to abuse each other, but that is another topic for another day, hopefully by then, you will have learn a lot. But right now, you are just a big slowpoke

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Getting Me Angry by OSDD(m): 8:28am On Dec 14, 2021
MiddleDimension:


You are a bastard and obviously, do not have a mother!!!
A man's mother is not just anyone!!!! She is the mother of a man you think is responsible and dependable enough to get married to, she deserves all the respect in the world!!!!!!!
I am not sorry for your emotional outburst, you are just one of those good for nothing, down trodden fools, parading themselves on nairaland.

I know you grew up in an abusive home where your father uses belt and slap to communicate with your mother, it is quite evident in your conversation. I'll suggest you go back to your father and learn one or two from him



Oops, sorry, I have forgotten that he is also a wife beater, I pity your sons and daughters, most especially your wife, you are just another mad man in clothes pretending to be sane....

I am not sorry if I feel the stupid op should not abuse his wife because of his mother, there is a way to handle such situations amongst both sex, but that thinking is far from you because of your upbringing...


Have a nice day, and if you don't? I don't give a flying fork

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Religion / Re: "Odd" Things That Can Take You To Hell by OSDD(m): 8:38am On Dec 12, 2021
God's deputy grin grin grin

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Religion / Re: Should A Christian Also Read The "Sixth And Seventh Books Of Moses"? by OSDD(m): 8:33am On Dec 12, 2021
Nothing but pure and undiluted weed

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Romance / Re: I Ruined My Relationship, by OSDD(m): 7:32am On Dec 12, 2021
I dont gerrit.. You dey enjoy olosho vibes, dey collect head, collect steady nacking for three weeks, dey Bleep anyhow without condom, you no tell us o... Belle don show now, you dey ask for advice......



You are definitely sick somewhere, baba handle your problem with the same olosho vibes

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Romance / Re: Small Girls No Dey Fear Again O by OSDD(m): 7:23am On Dec 12, 2021
Scientists:


Funny enough, you don't even know who is a Paedophile.

Those your religious brothers and Religious head that married a 9 year old or 12 or 13 are the real Paedophile not me that help a 19 year old out
Bros leave that guy, he is very close to stupidity...

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Romance / Re: Can I Still Make It? by OSDD(m): 1:21pm On Dec 10, 2021
ElPayaso:


Haba Bros.. that's harsh
Bros, I no read Wetin he post... I just talk my own
Romance / Re: Can I Still Make It? by OSDD(m): 1:16pm On Dec 10, 2021
You can not make it..
Romance / Re: My Secret Crush.... by OSDD(m): 1:15pm On Dec 10, 2021
Do I see a SIMPle man here?
Where are the Red pillers?
The Alpha males?

Education / Re: Eye Test : Comment Any Word You Can See by OSDD(m): 12:21pm On Dec 10, 2021
Sigggy:
All of you above me seeing Siggy need to stop eating garri and salt cheesy Eat better food grin
Bros na only Siggy I see o.. I don try, I no see anything else
Education / Re: Deleted by OSDD(m): 8:12am On Dec 09, 2021
NisforNicky:



You are very immature and uncouth
embarassed angry angry
Geeeeeeez

God forbid

Cc osdd pls don't reply him abeg

I don't know you o.. But I don respect Wetin you tell me..
If not, I would have shown that good for nothing, son of a LovePeddler op.
Education / Re: Deleted by OSDD(m): 7:52pm On Dec 08, 2021
Instead of you to beg for solution with your full chest, baba dey turn am to challenge grin grin

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Romance / Re: My Nose Is Becoming Too Wide!!! (photos) by OSDD(m): 7:04pm On Dec 08, 2021
WickedPisa:
looooooool you deh medd grin
No vex boss.. I just dey pass jejely
Romance / Re: My Nose Is Becoming Too Wide!!! (photos) by OSDD(m): 7:03pm On Dec 08, 2021
boman2014:


guy leave matter... Why u like to dey pop-nose wetin no concern u? grin

Bros, no vex.. He misdiagNOSEd himself.. I don leave am, make I go order pizza from domiNOSE

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