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Properties / Re: Flour Mill For Sale by oseiwe(m): 6:54pm On Dec 05, 2016
How old is the mill and what are the conditions of the equipments?
Education / Re: The Ancient Pyramids - I Know How It Was Built, Why It Was Built, Who Built It. by oseiwe(m): 5:50pm On Nov 28, 2016
billyonaire,
interesting topic, your teaching seems ok, but it seems you didnt explain thoroughly, because you were mixing different topics.
I believe i have some questions for you, can i send a pm?

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Romance / Re: Awesome And Inspiring Quotes About Love And Relationship. by oseiwe(m): 10:50am On Nov 26, 2016
Explorers:
9.
lol
Politics / Re: Jega Blasts Universities Producing Bread And Sachet Water by oseiwe(m): 9:08pm On Nov 21, 2016
Vision4God:
Hah......
So wat is he suggesting de do to generate fund?
Build refineries?
Smh
Minus funding, Jega is saying close to the main issue. All projects and seminars held by final year students are worthless. Our universities are supposed to engage in national and economic development through R&grin of imported goods. All professional bodies in this country are useless, even the excos know

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Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Underrated Artiste In The Nigerian Music Industry? by oseiwe(m): 9:17pm On Nov 20, 2016
Aviero:
Eriga This guy is just underappreciated and underrated.

The brain behind some of the deepest bars in the industry.

ERIGA
The guy no gree enter lagos, he dey dream big for small warri, all those local warri shows cant blow him

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Romance / Re: Our Funny Chyking Experiences by oseiwe(m): 5:56pm On Nov 20, 2016
Maychang:
The annoying pick up line which unfortunately some guys still use in 2016

"Your face looks familiar"

once i hear "your face..... i cross to the next lane.

what if its actually true?
seriously, your face looks familiar, i met you once during stopover on transit
Politics / Re: A Man Was Sent To Space And Came Back Different. No One Knows What Happened by oseiwe(m): 7:27pm On Nov 19, 2016
Gimme the source, he can not be the only one in the craft, and was there no communication on the way back?
I wanna get the whole story

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Jailed In The UK After Lady Tapes Him Sexually Assaulting Her by oseiwe(m): 6:47pm On Nov 17, 2016
Just came to check if its a nigg I know

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Properties / Re: As A Teenage Landlord I Get Intimidated By My Tenants What Do I Do? by oseiwe(m): 8:36am On Nov 17, 2016
deparagon:
I try as much as I can to be good and this man is trying as much as he can to take advantage of me, what do i do? Change or continue being good and get trampled upon?

I happen to be a very young landlord by circumstance ie i inherited a property from my late dad let me hold it here.
Now there is this man i rented a one bedroom apartment to, and being that i'm young maybe he thinks i don't know the value of money he chooses to pay it in instalment, imagine him paying 1yr rent of 80k in a period of 5mounts, now the problem is i was adviced to hand over the property to a lawyer, the man has been intimidating me as to why i had to do such a thing.
Pls ur candid opinion.
If na akwa ibom man, fear am. my advice is to strike him hard and throw him away, use the lawyer for that.
Nairaland / General / Re: How Do I Say NO To Him? (advice Needed) by oseiwe(m): 9:59pm On Nov 16, 2016
Since he is a good friend, let him stay and share BILLS!
Politics / Re: Ex-Governors In Edo To Get N200m Houses, Deputies N100m Houses by oseiwe(m): 9:37pm On Nov 16, 2016
july66:
who told you there three former governors there? Osaigbovo Ogbemudia & John Odigie Oyegun were also former civilian governors of the state.
Jesus is Lord! Oyegun again??!! We now have to pray that it starts from Lucky

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Politics / Re: Ex-Governors In Edo To Get N200m Houses, Deputies N100m Houses by oseiwe(m): 9:18pm On Nov 16, 2016
The population of edo is 20m people max, now three ex-govs get to share 600m in any location of their choice! Why nobody gimme winch chop for small pikin sef? Nigerian politicians are really lucky

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Religion / Re: Joy Oyedepo's 'Miracle' Arms Growing Video Gets Her Blasted (Video) by oseiwe(m): 2:13pm On Nov 16, 2016
Towncrier007:

That's a foolish statement you making, am amazed NLders claim there is no God, whereas many of them know fully well that there's a God in heaven, but only pretend... believe me every statement you make here on NL will be judged on the last day.
And for that video, that's the power of the Holy Ghost, Lord I thank you for that miracle over there, and I pray that the same miracle will restore my mother's health into totality in Jesus Name Amen
cant you see that it was premeditated? 100% scam. Jesus didnt die for this

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Celebrities / Re: Benita Okojie And Olawale Adeyina's Pre-Wedding Photos by oseiwe(m): 11:53am On Nov 16, 2016
mysticgal:
Na my age mate be this oh embarassed

Hay God cry cry
you sure?
Celebrities / Re: D'banj & Olamide Perform At A Wedding Reception In Style by oseiwe(m): 8:02pm On Nov 15, 2016
Did they perform for free?
I wanna invite d'banj
Education / Re: Amazing Futuristic Technologies You May Live To See. by oseiwe(m): 6:20pm On Nov 15, 2016
Sleekyshuga:
You that ate my food, and licked the plate

This life? NA WA tongue embarassed cry!!
Metaphorically speaking?

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Education / Re: Amazing Futuristic Technologies You May Live To See. by oseiwe(m): 6:16pm On Nov 15, 2016
Explorers:
13. Artificially Intelligent Personal Assistants.


At the rate technology is going pretty soon we won’t have to do anything except breathe and blink and even that might be a stretch.

Robots will run errands, cook, serve drinks, wash, and clean the home.
This is already upon us, just to go full AI
Romance / Re: #WorldSexualPurityDay: Nigerian Couple Who Avoided Pre-Marital Sex by oseiwe(m): 11:37am On Nov 15, 2016
rosalieene:
So many girls/ladies are willing to stay pure, but you will rarely see a guy that's not willing.
#veryfew guys are willing but where are they
they are everywhere, minus me sha.
GodwinTobi:
The pics of everyone I am seeing looks like sex addict.... Especially doz couple in pink attire....
lol, urhobo man no dey use that thing play
Romance / Re: #WorldSexualPurityDay: Nigerian Couple Who Avoided Pre-Marital Sex by oseiwe(m): 11:34am On Nov 15, 2016
Every unmarried boy or girl is a virgin, well, except you have a baby before you are married

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Education / Re: Amazing Futuristic Technologies You May Live To See. by oseiwe(m): 11:28am On Nov 15, 2016
Explorers:
3. Underwater Traffic Tunnels.


Norway is planning to build world’s first “submerged floating bridges” using large tubes, wide enough for two lanes, suspended 100 feet underwater.

Owing to the difficult terrain that made conventional bridges unsuitable, Norway decided to work on making an underwater bridge.

With $25 billion already spent on the project, it is expected to reach completion by 2035.

There are still other factors that need to be accounted for, such as how the bridge would be affected by wind, waves, and strong water currents.
I thought an underwater tunnel is already in use in Norway or Sweden

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Politics / Re: ‘I Am Not Corrupt,’ Atiku Tells EFCC by oseiwe(m): 8:42pm On Nov 14, 2016
am I?
Nairaland / General / Re: Seun, Please When Are You Going To Sell Shares Of Nairaland by oseiwe(m): 8:06pm On Nov 14, 2016
Seun:
Pls elaborate on this part.
Let old members like us allowed to buy shares, we can grow this better.

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Romance / Re: Photos Of Bridal Train In Swimsuits That Got People Talking by oseiwe(m): 7:55pm On Nov 14, 2016
Naija Again! December 2016 overcopied edition All these fotoshoot sessions called pre-wed, who started it? Lawd come and have mercy

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Crime / Re: Spiritualist Dupe and Had Sex deliverance With Woman In Lagos by oseiwe(m): 7:49pm On Nov 14, 2016
Ikotun again??!!
deliverance from poverty costs N208k? wonderful!
white garment pastors sha
Car Talk / Re: The 2017 Toyota C-HR Nigerians Will Definitely Love. by oseiwe(m): 6:25pm On Nov 14, 2016
autojoshng, which one is follow-me-home headlights?
Travel / Re: Why You Need To Make Bonny Island Your Next Travel Location by oseiwe(m): 2:42pm On Nov 12, 2016
Titheman:
is it Dubai? cuz I dnt think anywhere in Nigeria can have light 4 10years no off and on even aso rock
Bonny and afam in rivers state are not on the national grid
Food / Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by oseiwe(m): 6:47pm On Nov 11, 2016
seizethaBae:
Yipeeee!!! finally found my long lost twinee grin. I owe nobody any explanation too but i just wanna look a lil bit chubby. Namsayin'?.
See ehn,don't mind all ds people telling you; ''eat late,drink your food,add protein to your diet''e.t.c. Ko le werk! Some of us have high rate of metabolism hence if we like we shld eat like tomorrow no go come,it won't show!. U really need to see the rate at which i eat,i eat almost every 3,3 hours,and i eat all sorts. Infact,anytime am going to my sis place,i must call her ahead to overstock her kitchen. Yels,itz dat serious. I look perfectly healthy tho. cheesy

Just last week i went to a pharmacy store to get drugs for MP and i askd d pharmacist what i can use to look a lil bit chubby,he just started the usual sermon of 'babe,u look perfect,many pple are dying to be like you bla bla bla,nd i was like; wariz dis one saying undecided

Finally,he recommended a tablet-Mosegor-pisotifen (a lil bit expensive) and another multivit capsule(u can buy anyone). I started four days ago & im looking fleshy already. cool or maybe am seeing d flesh with my imaginary eyes,donno sef cry. You can google Mosegor(will try nd upload a pix). Doesn't make me dizzy at all.

You are welcome. grin
please, is that drug working?
Celebrities / Re: Saint Obi To Give Fans N100k Recharge Cards On His Birthday, Fans Hail Him (pics by oseiwe(m): 6:40pm On Nov 11, 2016
Lilimax:
November babies are da best embarassed
why are you crying cos we da best, ma'am?
Romance / Re: Two Nairalanders Set To Wed. by oseiwe(m): 8:27pm On Nov 08, 2016
Explorers:

Thanks Aminat, na Ekiti o.
where in ekiti state?
Romance / Re: Two Nairalanders Set To Wed. by oseiwe(m): 8:22pm On Nov 08, 2016
Congrats to Adesile aka Sile12 aka Explorers, Almighty God bless your home with happiness.
We shall be expecting a thread titled 'Amazing things about weddings'

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Career / Re: GTB Restricted My Account For Over A Month Now. I Am Not Ok. by oseiwe(m): 3:48pm On Nov 08, 2016
A driver's license takes about two weeks and 15k, go and get one. All Nigerian banks are like that, deposit institutions that you have to identify yourself thoroughly before withdrawing.
Politics / Re: Buhari And Ambode Commission Edo University (Photos) by oseiwe(m): 3:31pm On Nov 08, 2016
kenben:
Oshiomole should be asked what he did to improve Ambrose Alli University which he met on ground, before spending billions of naira to establish another state university at the back of his house in his village. The truth is, the oshiomole government was more of media activism than physical activity. In his last ditch effort to avoid post governorship probe he has invited Buhari to commission existing projects (non of which he started). He must however realise that Buhari has no permanent friend and would act as he deems fit. I PRAY OSHIOMOLE GETS INVESTIGATED AFTER HE LEAVES OFFICE.
its actually a private university.

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