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Business / Re: Folorunso Alakija Speaks At Harvard University (Photos) by oseiwe(m): 8:40pm On Apr 01, 2017
admax:
We like to pose with good institutions, products or things other built but can't pose with ours because it's nothing to write home about.

Buhari enjoyed the best medical facilities in London, you would have expected him to increase allocations to the comatose health sector in Nigeria but no, he went comatose too.

We run to Harvard, Cambridge and other best university in the world to acquire certification but not education.

What's wrong with we Nigerians sef?
The basic african mentality is everyone for himself, God for us all. Any black man that sees the light will hide it and hide away far from everybody, thats why there is no research and development here.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kidnaps 22 Girls And Women In North-east Nigeria by oseiwe(m): 9:15am On Apr 01, 2017
This boko haram that has been defeated, technically defeated, and never again will they take any person in naija, and their leader shekau was killed, rekilled, killed again, rekilled again, and now being looked for by the army, where did they now see power to commit this atrocity again? Buhari and Nigerian Army, where una dey?
Education / Re: 8 Bad Habits Are Destroying Your Kidneys Every Day Which You May Not Know(pics) by oseiwe(m): 8:40pm On Mar 30, 2017
Krystalzkris:
after avoiding all these, sumbori wee naa die by accident at 22. Abeeegi
when I read your siggy, I weak for your matter. Abeg if you dey find accident, just kick bucket inside house, no go put another person for your accident wahala.

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Religion / Re: Church Refusing To Have Open Dedication For My Baby by oseiwe(m): 6:51am On Mar 26, 2017
I feel the OP's pain, but she should have been away of the rules and regulations.

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Education / Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by oseiwe(m): 9:08pm On Mar 25, 2017
13th october, 2013! even the op has deactivated. Nobody wey no fit to make am.
Celebrities / Re: "One Woman Army" Damilola Adegbite Posts Cryptic Message On Instagram by oseiwe(m): 10:26pm On Mar 24, 2017
since we entered democracy, all the fine girls are breaking up back to back
Family / Re: Can You Have A Joint Account With Your Spouse? Please Give Reasons! by oseiwe(m): 10:22pm On Mar 24, 2017
how can u share bed, genitals, food, family, rest of your life and not share account?

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Family / Re: I Love My Girlfriend But My Family Don't Want Us To Marry. by oseiwe(m): 7:58pm On Mar 24, 2017
2tek:
Answer these salient questions:
What's the gender of the lady's baby, male or female?
-who is the father of the baby
-where does the father of the baby live? Same town or another state?
- after she gave birth to the baby, did the baby's father carry out any traditional rite on her -engagement or marriage?
- how often does she communicate or see the baby's father.

If its a baby boy she gave birth to, its VERY LIKELY the father will keep close monitoring or communication with the lady and u may not like such. The father will always call to make arrangement for the boy's welfare and anytime the boy's dad is in town, he would want to see ur wife to discusd about the boy's welfare.U know that old firewood burns very fast especially if the man is rich and has swag. He can easily continue codedly from where he stopped with ur wife.
I know a man who denied his son, a perfect carbon copy, he was forced to pay for welfare, he refused, the son is a graduate today, the father still doesnt accept him, and they all live in thesame town.

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Family / Re: I Love My Girlfriend But My Family Don't Want Us To Marry. by oseiwe(m): 7:52pm On Mar 24, 2017
kunlesufyan:
Put your self in your parent's shoes, would you allow your child who has had a child before??Think very hard before answering the question.
who will now marry the girl? will you prefer a 22y/o with 22abortions?

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Education / Re: Some Fascinating Images Gathered From Around The World. by oseiwe(m): 8:55pm On Mar 23, 2017
Explorers:
After being convicted for torturing, murdering, and feeding his girlfriend to his pet rottweilers, Bruno.

Fernandes de Souza will be playing professional soccer again in Brazil in less than 2 months.
lower tier is professional? the club wanted to cash in on his notoriety, but it has backfired. lets wait to see if he will play.
Education / Re: Some Fascinating Images Gathered From Around The World. by oseiwe(m): 8:54pm On Mar 23, 2017
Explorers:
Only in Dubai would you see a marble-floored horse stable.
Dubai is alarming. Can you run a thread about dubai? we need a revolution
Health / Re: Man Gets A Baby After Joystick Transplant (Photo) by oseiwe(m): 8:47pm On Mar 23, 2017
celestialAgent:
Why go for and operation with a 50-50 survival possibility to have another man's dick embedded into you when you can simply adopt a child!

People sef undecided






I beg to disagree. You are not totally right. The problem is not only with the government but also with the people.

Obama didn't kill Osama, the Airforce/Military did their job for the government to take the glory.

Dubai's president didn't build the flying cars they enjoy today, the engineers only did their Job.

Those are just two examples from the lots. I have said it before and I will keep saying it that until Nigeria citizen start thinking of self dependency and not graduate to get a government job where you can get some free pay, that is when this country can transform because people will explore to survive and in turn resulting in a developed nation.

Generally, politicians are not always very skilled (no pon) they are just there to manage the available resource. Or have you ever heard of a qualified nano technologist talk about politics? A successful neurosurgeon talk about politics?

No! Because they understand that their primary objective is to enrich the environment with their knowledge. But that is not the case in Nigeria. A case in point is when the government say Agriculture is the way out of recession. What happen to the ability of our millions of engineers? They are considered useless because the have to conspicuous success to afford them worthiness. Now tell me is the job of the president to do the engineering jobs?

I will just stop here. I hope you get my drift.
Your drift is good, the problem is all our intellectuals have gone into politics.

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Celebrities / Re: Kanyi Njagua Jaguar Kills Two People In Road Accident by oseiwe(m): 2:45pm On Mar 23, 2017
jeromzy:
I trust Nigerians,they'll now say Jagua used them for rituals.
Both of us know that's the truth.
Car Talk / Re: Ford Working On Pothole Warning System For Drivers by oseiwe(m): 7:42am On Mar 21, 2017
The system will overload and burnout on sagamu - ore road. Potholes and generators are part of our coat of arms

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Celebrities / Re: Yung6ix Gives $10,000 To The Man Who Gave Him N10,000 To Relocate To Lagos by oseiwe(m): 8:19am On Mar 20, 2017
I see gullible people here. Yung6ix is always looking for attention, he is trying to be in the news. Well, if this style would make him popular, issokay.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump's Favourite Proverb Is From Nigeria - BBC by oseiwe(m): 5:01pm On Mar 17, 2017
Jayson1:
"Always remember to forget the friends that proved untrue. But never forget to remember those who have stuck by you."





I think GEJ should see this. cool


God bless Donald Trump

God bless GEJ

God bless Chief James Onanefe Ibori.
God bless you too
Food / Re: NAFDAC Appeals Ruling Declaring Fanta, Sprite Poisonous With Vitamin C by oseiwe(m): 3:01pm On Mar 16, 2017
bestman09:
Are they appealing on behalf of the masses who are at the receiving end or are they out to protect the interest of the Nigerian bottling Company? This country sef!
They are killing us slowly in Nigeria, and we do not know it.
Apparently, for 9 years, a civil law case has been going on against Coca Cola Bottling Company, manufacturers of Fanta and Sprite,
That impacts directly on our health and lives. Let me try and paraphrase it, so you will understand. Basically, one Dr Fijabi, had in 2007, bought about N12 million worth of Fanta and Sprite drinks from Coca Cola Bottling Company of Nigeria Ltd, and exported same to the United Kingdom.
However, on reaching England, under Health and Safety regulations, the authorities tested the products and found them to contain "poisonous levels of Benzoic Acid and Sunset addictives" And were therefore declared "unfit for human consumption". The whole export consignment was consequently destroyed. Dr Fijabi therefore, sued Coca Cola for Negligence, breach of duty of care to its customers, and loss of earnings. Fine.
Now comes the interesting part:

The Almighty Coca Cola Company offered only one defence in court : That Mr Fijabi did not tell them he was going to Export the Fanta and Sprite drinks to England; That they were indeed manufactured "FOR LOCAL CONSUMPTION ONLY."
For local consumption!
So what Coca Cola Bottling Company is telling us, is that, If they knew the Fanta and Sprite were to be exported to England, they would not have added so much poisonous acid; But for the people of Nigeria, it is normal to poison us.
That is the official courtroom statement of Coca Cola Bottling Company of Nigeria.
Now, The Lagos High Court under Justice Adedayo Oyebanji, was 'crying' when She gave judgement against Coca Cola, declaring them callous and negligent. She 'cursed the parents' of NAFDAC for not carrying out proper laboratory checks on 'minerals' production in Nigeria.
Cancer was listed as one of the ailments that the present Fanta and Sprite can cause, especially if taken with Vitamin C tablets.
She therefore, ordered Coca Cola to henceforth add a WRITTEN WARNING on Fanta and Sprite bottles that "this product must not be taken with Vitamin C."
How come NAFDAC say they want to appeal this judgement

WE MISS DORA AKUNYILI!
I understand your summary. We have been deceived that its fanta/sprite + vit c combo. Cocacola is supposed to credit every Nigerian N2m and stick to eva water production.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa, Tonto And Toke. Similarities In The Marriages Of These Celebrities! by oseiwe(m): 6:44pm On Mar 10, 2017
drsugar:
Do you know Olamide's wife. Do you know dare Alade's wife. What of Ramsey Noah and so on. They keep it low key(That's wisdom)

Do you think these guys have not been having sex with other women apart from their wives?

Do you think 2face, fashola, ambode, osinbanjo, fayemi, otedola, emoney, dangote, Psquare and so on have not been having sex with other women? They do it codedly, wisely and with class.

That's the secret.
Their wives are not bothered because they know that it doesn't matter as long has yet do ot codedly and are not caught.

Tiwa,tonto and toke should learn from these wise women and their husbands should learn from these wise men.
whats your brand of beer? 1 month supply from me

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Education / Re: "Pastor Slaps Covenant University Student For Pressing IPod During Service" by oseiwe(m): 8:59am On Mar 08, 2017
I hate nigerian schools
Properties / Re: What You Need To Know About Buying Your First Home by oseiwe(m): 7:23am On Mar 06, 2017
everything na copy and paste, no time to waste time.
Car Talk / Re: How To Save Fuel When Driving by oseiwe(m): 7:18am On Mar 06, 2017
AutoReportNG2:
Whats your take on these tips? Any addition or subtraction?


Lalasticlala, Seun
My tank is always full, why is it bad? I always use AC, I have never used natural air once, apart from that, I'm good.
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Wait For Their Girlfriends To Get Pregnant 1st Before Marrying Them? by oseiwe(m): 6:47am On Mar 06, 2017
After what my cousin went through, it is the best bet.
Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Marry A Man That Earns 100k Monthly!?..(get In Here) by oseiwe(m): 10:14pm On Mar 05, 2017
daniella04:
I can marry a guy that earns that amount IF I see a viable prospect in him.
But can a man marry a lady that earns three times that amount while he earns 100k and not feel inferior?
I have learnt not to date guys I earn more than sha
I have a viable prospect but I dont earn up to 100k, how will you know? I live a charmed life, clients and company make my lifestyle a 1M type.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Marry A Man That Earns 100k Monthly!?..(get In Here) by oseiwe(m): 10:03pm On Mar 05, 2017
100k is big money nah, so people like us that dont earn up to that per month will not marry in lagos again? Apart from politicians and multinationals, 100k 9-5 job will be work till you drop dead, I know what a blackman can do.

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Religion / Re: Is It Compulsory For Me To Pay Tithe As A Student From My Small Allowance? by oseiwe(m): 9:30pm On Mar 05, 2017
Bryan12:
Am a student too and I pay my tithe.I know a lot of students that do that too.
P.S. Don't come to NL with such issues. We have a lot of them atheist here.
You dont farm, you dont trade, you dont produce, please, where do you get your earnings?

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Education / Re: I.G Yusuf: "Mercy And Her Boyfriend Kidnapped And Humiliated Me" by oseiwe(m): 9:16pm On Mar 05, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
Sad how people are already passing judgement without knowing exactly what happened. The lecturers are always the victims. They forgot how dangerous the students could be.


There're always three sides to every story. The accuser, the accused and the TRUTH

The truth will always prevail
I have seen 3 cases like this, i have heard exactly this man's line before. Lecturers nationwide are guilty. We all know the different type of lecturers, he is in his category.

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Celebrities / Re: Kokozaria Thanks Wife For Accepting Awele Odita's Pregnancy by oseiwe(m): 8:53pm On Mar 05, 2017
Adeoba10:
... Dey come dey do family meeting for instagram..... Social media sha....
I tire for the matter, agbero and family corporation.
Education / Re: How To Increase Your Vocabulary Skills by oseiwe(m): 4:21pm On Mar 03, 2017
shumuel:
How To Increase Your Vocabulary Skills.

Here is a very simple approach to increasing your vocabulary skills.

Learning 10 new words a day for 365 days total to 3650 new words a year, with such an amount of new words you cleary would increase your vocabulary.

How To Find New Words To Learn

1. A Dictionary should be your first point of call.

2. Newpapers and Blogs would also help in your search.

3. Novels and books, where else can one find new words if not books.

4. Nairaland Threads has an enormous amount of new words, trust me on that, reading most threads rather than skipping to the comments is a no no if you are trying to increase your knowledge on words, you definitely would had miss a lot of new words by doing so, try to read threads to the finish and you wont regret it.

Note: Pen down the new words immidiately and search a dictionary for the meaning of the words or google search for better understanding, google gives a better explanation and also the right usage of words in a sentence.

You can add more to further educate ourselves.

cc
lalasticlala
Fynestboi
I'm sorry to say this, nigerian newspapers and blogs won't help

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Edelmira Barreira Appointed As Minister For Sex In Spain (photo) by oseiwe(m): 7:00pm On Mar 02, 2017
I dont mind relocating now, see opportunity.
Car Talk / Re: RE: Why Nigerians Are Not Buying Innoson Cars (Misleading Post By AutoReportNG) by oseiwe(m): 4:52am On Mar 02, 2017
myplaydiary:
My write up must have hit a nerve for you to think i work with innoson, while i would love too work with them though, i however need to draw your errs to public knowledge. Your post was indeed very misleading, too bad for an auto blogger, i understand you must eat but do so with common sense, don't pull one down to exalt yourself, i would have love to educate you further but i see you are really hurting already.

Have a good evening.
why will innoson make a toyota hiace replica, so that I will not know and say it is borrowed tech?
from your point, he doesnt want foreign manufacturers to set up plant here, the only thing i see here is the end of IVM when Chief Innocent himself is no more.

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Car Talk / Re: 48 Years Of Range Rover: The Evolution Of The World’s Most Luxurious SUV by oseiwe(m): 5:40pm On Feb 28, 2017
nice
Car Talk / Re: Moment Of Truth: Which Of These Throwback Cars Did Your Family Have? by oseiwe(m): 7:08am On Feb 28, 2017
exlinkleads:
Is throwback things today ladies and gents and please lying is not allowed oooo....lol. Today for #ThrowbackThursday, we are asking our able fans:

“Which of these cars did your family have?” - A B C or D?

Let us know!

more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/02/moment-of-truth-which-of-these.html

cc lalasticlala mynd44 obinoscopy dominique missyb3
we had a peugeot 305, a smaller babyish model of 505

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