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Career / Re: Nurses Forum: Let's Meet Here by oseiwe(m): 9:19am On Apr 20, 2016
There are some nurses who learnt how to give injections and drugs at hospitals smiley
Some wear white, others wear blue, few wear pink, most of them have chemists, I dont trust nurses.
Autos / Re: Am Giving Out #10,000,if You Can Spot This Vehicle In Your Immediate Environs by oseiwe(m): 7:28pm On Apr 19, 2016
Millionjeff:

OK.what state is that.
Rivers. U will see them running along PH/Aba rd evryday, even 2 were at our yard to carry goods.
Education / Re: 5 Most Common Nigerian Pidgin English Words and their Origin by oseiwe(m): 7:24pm On Apr 19, 2016
Codedrock:
Well, you didn't mention their origins like you promised.
The likes of "Kuku"" Mama" "Yeye" "Baba" "Abi" "Shey" "Oya" "ni" and more are all Yoruba words... I think they are the most used pidgin words in Nigeria today.

AND PLS.. WHO IS THIS PERSON below??


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Aah.... na so dem quick dey still person language?? "Yeye and Mama" are real Yoruba words not even slangs... Oga u are confused... I'm sure u are not a real Igbo person and if u are... I'm sure u don tey for Lagos.

PS: original pidgin originated in Warri
D way una take dey say pidgin originate for warri dey make person tire, but warri sabi uproot slangs sha, bfor u go catch up, e don reign go.
Autos / Re: Am Giving Out #10,000,if You Can Spot This Vehicle In Your Immediate Environs by oseiwe(m): 6:57pm On Apr 19, 2016
Millionjeff:

NO!!! which area, how do u mean by na people office
My area isnt among the states u listed. By office, I meant dat d owners use it to transport goods daily, and dats how they get their daily bread. The types here are usually single cabin with faces like danfo, the only newer model I've seen is owned by a company.
Autos / Re: Am Giving Out #10,000,if You Can Spot This Vehicle In Your Immediate Environs by oseiwe(m): 6:13pm On Apr 19, 2016
I first think say your motor don lost smiley The van full my area, but na people office

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Business / Re: Nigeria – China Currency Deal – The Biggest Winners And Losers by oseiwe(m): 5:01pm On Apr 19, 2016
The scary thing is that China will give Dangote "DOLLARS", but they want Nigeria to trade and keep fx in yuan!

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Romance / Re: Asian Girl Looking For Black Men by oseiwe(m): 8:13am On Apr 18, 2016
KashyBaby:




Nope, u keep switching lanes & doubt us angry


I'm just kinda surprised to find two asians here, d title of d thread drew my attention, I hope u find wat u are looking for...
I hope we r clear n good to go? wink
Career / Re: Share Your Experiences As A Younger Senior Management Staff by oseiwe(m): 8:06am On Apr 18, 2016
I was literarily pursued and killed! Office politics is evil.
I jumped at first opportunity to port, I still hv a list of pple to kill/maim, just dat I'm too far away n prosperous to do dat. smiley
Romance / Re: Asian Girl Looking For Black Men by oseiwe(m): 7:52am On Apr 18, 2016
KashyBaby:



These the thing with Asians sir, we easily blend together unlike u, u can even hardly blend with ur own ppol... angry


So, if I we're u...stay in ur lane...
cheesy
D great asian defender! Baby, I'm on my lane, we just met at an intersection smiley
Romance / Re: Asian Girl Looking For Black Men by oseiwe(m): 6:36am On Apr 18, 2016
KashyBaby:




Lol...I have a bestie who lives in Okinawa....she's married with a Japanese man grin she taught me some Japanese language & culture...


I never been Ng yet...lucky u that reach that beautiful country with beautiful ppol wink grin



So, u living permanently in Ng?


japanese married a foreigner? and she nw knws d language n culture?
u and this japanesegirl look suspicious to me, who r u girls working for?

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Car Talk / Re: What Does 2.4L Really Mean In A Engine Of Car? by oseiwe(m): 7:08am On Apr 17, 2016
SpaceBar:
Nice one, good work, always had thought that the v6 stands for:version 6, and the 2.4L, the volume of petrol the engine can readily hold.
Guy, your case sha cheesy
Properties / Re: After Roofing A House, What's The Next Thing To Do? by oseiwe(m): 6:21am On Apr 11, 2016
pmxpo:
I just concluded the roofing stage of a 4 bedroom bungalow in Lugbe. The site engineer has given me the bill below as the next phase. Please can you advise accordingly?

Analysis of the estimate work.
(1) electrical pipe work @ # 180,000
(2) plumbing internal pipe work @ # 110,000.
(3) protectors @ #250,000.
(4) window casement @ #450,000.
(5) ten (10) load of plastering sand @ #70,000.
(6) one (1) load of stonedust @ #50,000.
(7). One hundred and ten (110) bags of cement @ #1,650, = #181,500.
(cool labour # 350,000.
(9) all the chambers @ #100,000.
(10) external pipe to the sockerway and outside water pipe @ #68,000.

Grand total = 1,809,500.00
Chairman, abeg na who design ur house? why is dere no rear exit? hw can a 4 bedroom flat hv just one entrance?
First of all, look for a way to put an exit door at d end of dat lobby and at d kitchen, before u come back for more advise. Due regards.

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Autos / Re: Help A Nairalander Recover His Stolen Toyota Corolla by oseiwe(m): 11:11am On Apr 08, 2016
culcid:
I believe any information that is on Nairaland has reached the whole Nigeria.
My Toyota corolla 2005 model was snatched at gun point on Monday night, 8:04 pm, 4/4/2016, along Omoku street, Dline Port Harcourt.
Four guys on mask, double crossed me with AK 47 an took the car away. I've used the car for only 8 days. No security , no tracker, still very neat.


The plate number is FST671EA

Chassis Number 2TIBR32E75C843506

Engine Number 80332981ZZ

Pls if you see any corolla in a suspicious transaction kindly call 08038143431 or 08132914733

I'm really heartbroken, any useful information will be appreciated.

I've attached the pictures before it was registered, also the rims have been covered.
Well, me dey suspect ur car dealer, they did dis kinda shii in benin too
Car Talk / Re: Fuel Scarcity: V6 Car Owners, How Are You Guys Coping? by oseiwe(m): 7:11pm On Apr 07, 2016
Umuchoke:

Nna, biko jiri nwayo. No car, I repeat, no car can take you from Lagos to the east without stopping to refill.
my corolla has and will repeat it!

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Politics / Re: Man Jumps Into Lagos Canal And Drowns by oseiwe(m): 6:46pm On Apr 07, 2016
Make everything no for lost, Police shld trace his family and return d SUV, cos d guy address and oda details go dey dat car.
Phones / Re: Have You Noticed The Quick Depletion Of Glo Data? by oseiwe(m): 6:19pm On Apr 07, 2016
dammywapes:
Na glo comonth of #1,400 with 3G i dey use on my Q5 and d tin no dey vanish o o.
lol...I use bb 8320 and I neva fit exhuast my 3GB, even as I dey suck reach
Business / Re: The Dollar Vs Naira, Can This Be Done? by oseiwe(m): 6:07pm On Apr 07, 2016
I believe d summary should be "Let there be Light!"
Car Talk / Re: Fuel Scarcity: V6 Car Owners, How Are You Guys Coping? by oseiwe(m): 6:01pm On Apr 07, 2016
Well, Siena has clarified some points abt weight of car and size of engine, cos I always wonder how my guy petrol take dey finish, I used to think twas his driving style, he uses '06 while I use '03, his engine is bigger n car is heavier.
By d way, No V6 or V8 will use half tank from Asaba to Lagos, I can drag dat one and boast for my car, not even Siena go fit am smiley
Politics / Re: Governor Adams Oshiomole's Throwback Picture by oseiwe(m): 12:14pm On Apr 07, 2016
aalangel:
This is Edo state governor, Adams Oshiomole long time ago. Change looks good on him now. Wonder if Iara would have looked at him twice like this.
why una dey lie like dis? undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Shuun Bebe Claims Olamide Stole His Song “who You Epp” by oseiwe(m): 12:11pm On Apr 07, 2016
Shuun wey no dey instagram n twitter? erigga n yung6ix even tell badoo for twitter, badoo laff, he no collect lyrics, na only title. Make Shuun do promote anoda jam, who u help na since 2012 actually, he wan die as upcoming or as video vixen for erigga? cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: Knowing More About Our World. by oseiwe(m): 10:53am On Apr 07, 2016
Explorers:
108. Chinese explorer Zheng He’s ship comparedto Christopher Columbus’ Santa Maria. Bothlived and sailed at the same time.
With such a small ship, d europeans r surely at d top of d pecking order! Zheng shld be called chinese naval commander, not explorer
Education / Re: In Need Of A Roommate At Choba by oseiwe(m): 9:41pm On Apr 05, 2016
Cutehector:
I'm looking for a roomate (male or female)to share houserent in choba/alakahia axis. Please if you are interested kindly contact me through my profile or u could comment if u wish to pair... Thanks so much...

PS: I b good niqqa oo
see who wan follow me drag chidinma oh! cheesy
its like u dont wanna graduate grin
Celebrities / Re: I Will Remain Single Or Marry A Whiteman- Toyin Aimakhu by oseiwe(m): 8:17pm On Apr 05, 2016
Cutehector:
chidimma ekile is my crush jor.
ah! U again? angry
Pls, dont crush on my love
Politics / Re: "List Of Nigeria States That Own Flyover" by oseiwe(m): 8:11pm On Apr 05, 2016
diana158:
Flyover is a major feature of a developing or developed city. Therefore these are Nigeria states that have started and completed at least one flyover

1. Lagos
2. Kano
3. Rivers
4. Ogun
5. Akwa Ibom
6. Kaduna
7. Delta
8. Oyo
9. Bayelsa
10. Sokoto
11. ondo


Some States with flyover under construction

1. Ekiti
2. Imo
3. Anambra
have u ever heard of d benin bye-pass? which state u put am? undecided

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Romance / Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by oseiwe(m): 8:07pm On Apr 05, 2016
saving dese points for future reference.
Politics / Re: See What Was Spotted At Rumuigbo Junction,Portharcourt,Rivers,Is This Safe?(pic by oseiwe(m): 7:38pm On Apr 05, 2016
sixtuschimere:
Is this safe?Where is Gov Wike and road safety officials?

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/04/spotted-at-rumuigbo-junction.html
see world people oh! u no want make dem roof my house? Na who Wike and road safety help? cheesy
I go show Kelechi dis pic tomorrow
Romance / Re: Men And Their Double Standards. by oseiwe(m): 7:03pm On Apr 05, 2016
jojosweet:
Hi everyone I am new here, I fit get welcome song grin grin
we r new too, by d way 'who u help?' grin

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Romance / Re: 10 Ways Shy Guys Act When They Have A Crush by oseiwe(m): 6:59pm On Apr 05, 2016
I'm not shy, I'm reserved and laid back, something like Godmode, but I can relate sha wink
Foreign Affairs / Re: Panama Papers Expos; Iceland's Prime Minister Resigns. by oseiwe(m): 6:36pm On Apr 05, 2016
Whites sef! Dem too get sense, as d guy resign, mata don die smiley
Romance / Re: Men And Their Double Standards. by oseiwe(m): 6:18pm On Apr 05, 2016
mimzy:
HMMMM... care to expatiate ?

Men strive to be equal, women strive to be better, a woman will pull anoda woman down and create avenue to make her stay down. Men actually value women, they r our support and pillar, d bible calls dem 'helpmeet', which means dey r stronger and as d source of life, dey r not supposed to run amok like us, dats why a group of women created dat rule of law u so much despise.
Politics / Re: White Man, Policeman & Okada Rider On One Motorcycle Over Fuel Scarcity - Photo by oseiwe(m): 6:07pm On Apr 05, 2016
End time escort mopol

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