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Romance / Re: Do I Cancel My Wedding by oseiwe(m): 2:53pm On Nov 06, 2016
overcomer123:


The issue here is finance

i think she may be marrying me for the wrong reason and not understanding life and financial mgt

now the problem, when me and my fiancee go get things, she complains on what i pick and says she wants the very expensive one, i hv tried to explain to her that i too like the expensive one but i am looking my pocket and hw much money i have. for instance we went to get a phone for her bday from slot, i got her an Apple Iphone SE (16GB) the babe no gree o she say na iphone 6s, where as i got the se for 177k..

my wedding is ending of the month.

I love her very much and she is nt is bad lady it just that this stuff gets me worried
after the 177k, i saw month end as wedding day, chairman abeg keep quiet!
Romance / Re: Do I Cancel My Wedding by oseiwe(m): 2:47pm On Nov 06, 2016
Jadekitana2:
cancel it, we dey your back.
i support you braa
Religion / Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by oseiwe(m): 2:30pm On Nov 06, 2016
ChynoBEATS:


Ooooo which kyn Op b dis... Hw u take 4get this one
photoshopped!
check the slant of bet9ja with the name of the Church, the original title was edited, but I'm sure it was europe
Religion / Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by oseiwe(m): 2:25pm On Nov 06, 2016
lailo:
Most churches in SS/SE are business ventures.
its every where brother, the pastor gats family to take care of
Career / Re: Maximize Your Talents: 10 Questions That Will Help Shape Your Career by oseiwe(m): 9:38am On Nov 06, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:


Written by -
Johnspeak Uwangue with input from King Godwin Uwangue (Kinginvahala).

John Uwangue (Johnspeak Uwangue) is a motivational Speaker, Talent Manager & Coach.
For more enquiries, please contact him via:
Email: Johnspeaksuwangue@gmail.com
Facebook: www.Facebook.com/Johnspeak Uwangue

Nice teachings.

Are you itsekiri or esan? I believe your siggy carries Anenih's title

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Career / Re: What Factors And People Aided Your Choice Of Course Of Study/Profession? by oseiwe(m): 10:24am On Jul 11, 2016
The love of being in control like a godfather, led me into electromechanics, i love control rooms but money no dey sad
Properties / Re: To Let by oseiwe(m): 7:04am On Jul 09, 2016
wat abt d areas frm fagba area down towards ajuwon?
Properties / Re: Is This Quotation For Roofing Ok? by oseiwe(m): 5:54am On Jul 09, 2016
jaff247:


Yes, N8,500 per bag. Total = N25,500 not N255,000 that was a typo, can't edit it.

Location = A lagos sub-urb.

Thanks everyone for your contribution.
the wood quotation depends on d style/design of ur roof.
pls, holla at me for the roofing sheets, thanks
Events / Re: The Pros And Cons Of Hiring A Wedding Planner by oseiwe(m): 4:10pm On May 19, 2016
johnsonbalamson:
Nairalanders, patronize a fellow Nairalander. modyke solutions ltd for your cooling truck to chill your drinks. 08060244395
lol...how much? i hope d truck no go cut gas for road?
Events / Re: Wedding Planned By Us (pictures) by oseiwe(m): 8:56am On May 19, 2016
LaHeiress:
#JPF2016 was too turnt! Turnt overload! When my bride called me at about 11:30pm to tell me that she was at my gate, i was shocked and surprised. She said, she couldn't have slept without giving me a hug.

"My wedding was lit, i don't know how to thank you Olamide, all this couldn't have happened without you, you went over and beyond for me, my decor was super beautiful and ended by saying she loved me".

Her husband was just lost for words, well since he was a prophet, he decided to pray for us.

And she also brought the top layer of her cake for me.

Thank you for allowing La' Heiress Hospitality Services be a part of your big day. We love you too.

To all our vendors... Words cannot describe what i feel for you all. You all brought your A- games and turned it up for #JPF2016 thank you so very much.

Wedding Planner- La' Heiress Hospitality Services. @laheiress

Decoration- @nwandossignatures

Bridal Makeup- Engagement- @oshewabeauty. White- @bmpro

Stationery- @ebenezerruth

Photography- Ahamefula Ibeleme

MC- Gordons

Videography- Uche Jombo Studios

DJ- DJ A- Slide

Hostesses- La' Heiress Hostesses

Cake- Sheraton Hotels Lagos

Desserts- @sweetcravingsdesserts

Wedding dress- @bridesnmoreikeja

Caterers- Davoril and Thine Catering Services

Cocktails- Nature's Best Juices and Cocktails

Bride's Reception Dress- Frock it Rock it

Bouquet and flowers- Aralia by Nature

Hair stylist- Ola Hair

Band- Smally King Band

Bridesmaids Dresses- Alari by Phiss

Groom and Groomsmen Outfits- Eragbae Alao

Violinist- @itweetNaija

White wedding pictures coming up soon... Stay tuned!
I tried calling your lines, but no connection, which of your number is on whatsapp? I would love to have a talk with you. Thanks
Politics / Re: Tompolo Writes Buhari A Letter: ‘I Supported Jonathan NOT Because I Hate You’ by oseiwe(m): 12:25pm On May 10, 2016
Tompolo is a big f00l!

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Phones / Re: MTN Introduces Cheaper Data Bundles by oseiwe(m): 5:04am On May 07, 2016
bennito:
Want to know if MTN allows for sharing of data subscription between several MTN users. Not data transfer but using my sub in my other MTN lines. Glo has such though.
how is it done?
Business / Re: Fidelity Bank Appoints Mohammed Balarabe As Acting Managing Director by oseiwe(m): 8:39am On May 04, 2016
What I will like to know is if I can go on banking with fidelity bank!
Travel / Re: Car Runs Into A Building In Ibadan (photo) by oseiwe(m): 9:33pm On Apr 27, 2016
Its like the house na underground building, is that how houses are in Ibadan?
tbliss22:
Mheeeen I was there at the scene, it happened @kongi bustop, bodija along d way to U.I
I've only seen that stunt in movies but 2day I saw it in d physical!!
God help us all!!
Health / Re: Moi Moi The Silent Killer by oseiwe(m): 8:57pm On Apr 27, 2016
989900B:
The most important article of the year -- a word is enough for the wise!

Similar goes for sachet water and plastic-bottled water left in the sun or near any heat source.
dadee007,
is the above quote true? if yes, then what shall we do to our overhead water tanks?
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Gushes About Wande Coal's Cover Of His Song by oseiwe(m): 1:04pm On Apr 27, 2016
OKorowanta:
I'm disappointed in Olamide who keep on taking advantage of di original owner of di 'who you help' brand,Shun Bebe,to gada more fame
after being aware of di boy's brand and song over a year ago.
Shuun even admitted Olamide supported his who u hep movement initially.
I got feelers from reliable sources who said Olamide will be dealt wit big time anytime he visits warri and environs.
Somebody even said he hope he has saved ENUFF money to buy clutches?
I hope he takes dem serious,I nor won hear story o.

Dis pix says it all who d owner of d brand is..
Make Shuun go sleep abeg. Since 2014, he has been on the who you help thingy, he no release album, he no release video, he no get massive airplay, he no get management, he no dey social media, abeg if he no see who help am, make he go serve somebody.

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Autos / Re: 5 African Car Manufacturers That Would Blow Your Mind. (PICTURES) by oseiwe(m): 12:37pm On Apr 27, 2016
Na to go find katanka buy from Ghana oh. Plug and Drive.
Celebrities / Re: Foluke Daramola & Feminists Fight Dirty 4 Saying Men Shld Be Ahead Of Women(pics by oseiwe(m): 7:33am On Apr 27, 2016
The same women that fight for equality will still kneel down and pray for quality husbands that will pay their bride price.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Interview Questions Are Asked Abroad And In Nigeria by oseiwe(m): 8:31am On Apr 26, 2016
Nigerian interviews is to make sure that you are not recruited, but foreign interviews is to ascertain if you have a broad knowledge of the job.
I have been interviewed by Nigerians twice and foreigner once, I dont think I wanna apply anywhere else again till I retire cheesy
Travel / Re: Random And Interesting Travel Facts World's Travellers Probably Dont Know. by oseiwe(m): 7:03pm On Apr 25, 2016
Explorers:
61. There used to be fake Apple stores in China. Even the staff were convinced that they were working for Apple.

62. Chinese smoke around 2.2 trillion cigarettes a year, of which 400 billion are fake, made mostly inillegal cigarette factories in caves below a city in China, often containing 80 percent more nicotine, 130 percent more carbon monoxide and occasionally insect eggs and human feces.

64. A museum in Hebei Provence, China, was shut downbafter the majority of its 40,000 artifacts and antiques were discovered to be fakes.


http://www.kickassfacts.com/25-interesting-facts-about-china/
A chinese man said he doesnt believe in Jesus, but if you show him one, he can produce two!
That na why I dey fear that Buhari agreement.

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Travel / Re: Random And Interesting Travel Facts World's Travellers Probably Dont Know. by oseiwe(m): 6:59pm On Apr 25, 2016
Explorers:



78. Dubai has no sewer system, instead they use poop trucks to haul the entire cities’ excrement away.

How to they now get their poop into the trucks? Is it not done systematically?

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Car Talk / Re: Driving With Or Without Shoes by oseiwe(m): 8:10am On Apr 25, 2016
MissMercedes:
Happy Sunday folks,

I was wondering if I'm the only one that feels weird driving with shoes on. Not necessarily heels, but any form of footwear. I feel obstructed, like, I won't drive properly if I'm not barefooted. Am I the only one?
The time I tried driving without footwear, I felt the car going outta control because I pressed excessively. I wonder why I should take off my shoes just to drive.
By the way, I love Mercedes wink can I make u the 'Mrs'? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bournemouth Vs Chelsea (1 - 4) On 23rd April 2016 by oseiwe(m): 4:32pm On Apr 23, 2016
adebayor1490:
Wait,be like say na centre back Mikel dey play today o
Bros, na so we see am oh. From attacking midfielder to defensive midfielder, now central defender, very soon, once goalkeeper get red card, he will man the posts!

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Car Talk / Re: Tell Us About Your First Car Experience. by oseiwe(m): 7:44am On Apr 22, 2016
My first car experience was a toyota camry 2000 model, I was surprised that I bought petrol regularly, I still dont know why, apart from that, no mechanic issues and it was sweet and made me look like aje butter, before corolla 03 model swept it away with bettet petrol economy.
Family / Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by oseiwe(m): 12:07pm On Apr 21, 2016
Asable:
Chia, that no 6 was my mother's national anthem, I hated that phrase "you have started growing breast, we are now mates"
lol cheesy
is it still growing? wink
Crime / Re: I Stole From Banks Because The Operatives Were Careless —robbery Suspect by oseiwe(m): 12:04pm On Apr 21, 2016
nnachukz:
Guys resetting their destiny by themselves. He might be saying the truth but who cares, a thief is a thief.
But come o, so those CCTV weh the dey bank no dey work? Na wa for my country o.
Bros, my phone was stolen at UBA, it was that day I knew that those things are fancy.
Romance / Re: Lets Talk About Some Interesting Facts About Love And Relationships. by oseiwe(m): 9:00am On Apr 21, 2016
Explorers:
1. It only takes up to 4 minutes to decide whether you like someone or not.
If you want to make a good impression on someone, you’ve only got about 4 minutes to do it. It is believed that it has far more to do with your body language, tone and speed of your voice rather than exactly what you say.
4 minutes doesnt apply to Nigerian girls.

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Romance / Re: When She's Older Than You by oseiwe(m): 12:36am On Apr 21, 2016
SSpeter:
Just look at kids talking trash...I have seen age mates marry each other and yet the woman later turns to look like the guys mum. My chaplain back then was the same age with his wife, I used to think she was his mother or aunt until it was finally announced, I could see the disappointment on people faces. Black men age slower than any species of human it is totally inadvisable to marry ur age mate let alone some one older than you. These boys will come up to say "It depends on how she package herself" they forgot that when the guy also "package" himself he looks way younger. I remember my classmate getting married then I checked the album and ask if she was his aunt or elder sister he quietly told me his wife undecided...I know why kids scream "Matured" ladies so that the ladies won't be taxing them and also she will be giving them some goodies! "Boys" don't confuse that with marriage biko...I once had an elderly lady as a friend the day she looked at me intimately was the day friendship ended! I can't even marry a lady I am 3yrs older than. At least 5yrs so that when back begin pain me she go get energy to massage my back...No take because of frustration go marry your mama mate o....
This is on point. No matter how humble, loyal, faithful, plus all goodies, as far as the woman is older or closer by a year sef, I will not agree.

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Autos / Re: Am Giving Out #10,000,if You Can Spot This Vehicle In Your Immediate Environs by oseiwe(m): 6:28pm On Apr 20, 2016
Millionjeff:


OK.what am looking for might not be drivable .Not that very neat one.I can fix whatever is wrong with it.ok.
moreover that middle men will put his own cut,driving the price higher.pls if u can do it yourself, it will be cool and benefactial to the parties involve.
Thank u for trying all possible means to help me jump from rat race and hand to mouth connudrun in economical perspective
Once again thank u.
anyone that is not drivable and not neat is dead. is that what you want?
Career / Re: Nurses Forum: Let's Meet Here by oseiwe(m): 4:33pm On Apr 20, 2016
flozybk:
never new this forum existed but am glad it dose
... am a nurse, what's happening
we are gathered here to find wives girlfriends smiley
Autos / Re: Am Giving Out #10,000,if You Can Spot This Vehicle In Your Immediate Environs by oseiwe(m): 4:22pm On Apr 20, 2016
Millionjeff:

pls if see anyone for sale help me bargain,the 10,000 is guaranteed.
I asked one of the owners today, he said he will look for a clean and sharp one, the price is about 450k, which means your 50k no go fit waka come.
Career / Re: Nurses Forum: Let's Meet Here by oseiwe(m): 9:31am On Apr 20, 2016
TheArchangel:
A lot, if this counts!!!
It seems you sleep on duty very well, you will wake up in the morning and discover that your patient ran away. I once did that due to hallucination drip.

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