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Even though no one wants to admit it, we all know that some women are prolific liars. These type are so skillful in the act that they almost never get caught at it which invariably makes them good cheaters (that’s a story for another day). From lying about their age to their relationship status, they completely leave men behind when it comes to lying and getting away with it. It is my hope that this list and article in its entirety
will help you understand some of the common lies told by women, why they tell those lies and how stupid they are.
Age
This perhaps is the commonest lie told by women and the reason why they do is not that far-fetched. I have dated girls from different age groups ranging from the 18-22 year old group and 24-29 year old group. I got to discover that those that fell within the 24-29 year old group lied more about their age. They always took off 2 to three years out of their original age.
Obviously, women lie about their age because they feel men are mostly attracted to younger women and would perceive older women as controlling. Despite the facade the media tries to create by trying to alter the perception of age. It’s a natural biological instinct for women to know when men are most attracted to them and once they are above the age when men swoon over them, they naturally try to remain attractive and lie about their real age which unfortunately, doesn’t work.
Being Single
This is another common lie women tell. A very obvious one is claiming to have a boyfriend when a guy they don’t like is making a move on them. However, the opposite of this is more common as women will pointedly tell a guy they like that they are single when it is actually the opposite. If they fail to tell you they are single when they like you, they might just feign ignorance and avoid talking about the man in their life which happens to be as good as lying about it.
I have been with two girls who were actually in serious relationships before we got hooked and both never mentioned their boyfriends while we were together. Perhaps it was because I never asked because I avoid complications that way. I never got to know they were in relationships until an awkward message or call comes into their phones.
Of cause, some ladies try to juggle two relationships at a time, just as other would dump the old guy for the new one. Other ones basically want to cheat on their boyfriends of many years for the thrill and excitement the new guy they barely know brings. The scary thing about this is that the men they end up cheating with are mostly douche bags and they are barely honest about it with their boyfriends. A recent study says that 50% of women admitted that they would give their boyfriend another man’s child while 42% of women said they would lie about taking birth control so they could get pregnant.
We are just friends, he’s not interested
“We are just friends, he’s not interested in me.” is another common lie women tell. One would be dumb to believe that the women actually believe this given the “I miss you,” “You look so sexy in that picture,” etc that the supposed friends constantly bombard them with. The messages were clear indications that these girls know that these guys wanted more as some of them even reply with the same. The reason why women do this can be adduced to their crave for validation, interest in a future relationship or pure boredom. Women keep some guys around as a backup plan who they continue to chat, flirt and keep around in case their ongoing relationship fails to work or someone whose shoulders can be available to cry on when they have problems in their relationships.
More so, women will keep some other guys whom they previously had an interest around so that they may ignite a spark. And as a guy, always bear in mind that women will leave you behind the moment they find someone that’s more valuable than you are. This sounds somewhat scary given that a wide array of opportunists can easily get to sleep with her but the bright side is that you could also find yourself on the other side.

I don’t flirt with other guys
Women often tell this lie given how ambiguous the definition of flirting is. I see flirting as talking and acting in a way that could lead a normal man to believe that you are sexually interested in him. Women are very good at reading body language and can easily deduce if they are flirting or someone is flirting with them. They also do know when a guy wants much more from them. Most women flirt just to kill boredom and have backup plans in case their present relationship fails to work.

I’ve never done this before
If you haven’t heard this a couple of times, then you are probably lacking in experience. It is common to hear a lady say “I’ve never done this” when you bring her home from an outing. They believe saying this will help you believe they are good girls and will never follow a guy they barely know home but you’d be a fool to believe this as you are one in a long list who has passed the same routine. Ladies try to appear innocent so as not to lose an opportunity of being in a relationship with you. Every one knows “ a hoe can’t be made a housewife” and for this reason, they try to create a positive perception, hoping you get to fall for it and a lot of men actually do fall for it.
Another study recently alluded that the higher the number of sexual partners a a man or woman has had between age 18 and the time of first marriage or cohabitation, the more likely he or she is to be unfaithful.

Last time she had sex
I enjoy asking this question because of the fun of knowing how much girls lie about it. For reasons unknown, most girls tend to say the last time they had sex was 6 to 8 months back. Unfortunately, even though it seems to sound right to them, it is a lie 4 out of 5 times. The fact that women know guys don’t want to date or marry a slut makes them pretend to be innocent in the hope that it will give them a positive perception.

Number of Sexual Partners
A lot of girls lie about their body count or how many guys they have been with. This can be adduced to the fact that they want to be seen as innocent. They know if they tell the truth, most guys would just want to smash and leave.

These lies tell us that we have been lied to all through life. However, one good thing about her telling you all these lies is that she has a serious interest in you. This however doesn’t make it right for you to be duped into a relationship. Women tend to use the fact that we crave good girls and have become good in the act of deception. Nonetheless, if they want a good guy, they have to work for it not by getting it through the shortcut.

http://9jaunity..com/2015/04/the-7-best-lies-women-tell-in.html

http://oshokay..com/2015/04/7-amaxing-lies-ladies-tell-in.html

usibengate:
You are entitled to you opinion which is wrong

so what do u think are the most praised

kamilous:
d list is incomplete without FOOD SCIENCE....we go chop now

who dey praise food science.... 200 to enter oau for p.jamb

djkirkoo2:
What of Agriculture?

I said most praised not most important ... how agriculture won take enter 1-5

I didn't even add my department sef.. computer science with economics

stanisbaratheon:
if i hear

oya talk ur own oooh

PRAISELOVE:
see ur life, promoters of disunity and segregation.
Be it science Art or commercial, every course under these 3 departments are all as important as d 5mentioned above.
Sometimes i wonder wats wrong wit people praising science and downgrading others. Hav u ever wonderd how d world would hav been without Art and Commerce??
Life will simply be meaningless, filled with loneliness and gloom, it will simply be BORING!!!(u can imaging d effect of these: it can lead to insanity)
No matter what, i will forever love and cherish ART

OMG!!! why do people lack understanding like this... I said the most praised, not the most important or the best.... I'm not the one who made medicine one of the most respected courses in Nigeria... am I?

victorbasse:
...chairman...u no do welll.where is geology

I said the most praised, I never said the "best"... Jesus Christ... try to understand the topic first before commenting na

usibengate:
You are entitled to you opinion which is wrong

what do u think are the most praised

#1
Medicine
yeah yeah... the number one as you were expecting is medicine. Somehow if you're a science student and you want to go into the medical line of work, the first thing your parent will probably scream in your head is medicine. It's not like there are no other dope courses, but almost every parent wants a medical doctor
in the family... The amount of doctors one day will still exceed the patients..

#2
Pharmacy
The one which i feel is next is pharmacy. You couldn't make medicine right, go for the next thing to it "Pharmacy". To be honest i don't like the course because of my normal hatred for drugs. I still avoid the faculty in Obafemi Awolowo University(OAU). The whole place smells like a hospital. So Pharmacy!! as NO 2

#3
Law
Yes! The prestigious and proud law students of Nigeria. Once you're in the art class, the first thing you fill in as your desired course of study is Law!!! True or false?. I mean i don't really blame them, Nigeria doesn't really appreciate most of these art courses. So Law as NO 3.

#4
Electrical Electronics
Meet the king of the technology faculty. Elect is actually a very cool course to study, especially when you're in a school like OAU. I fancy the course myself but hey don't get me wrong, I'm a computer with Economics Student. I'm a double honour student, i have every reason to be proud *lol*. I just like elect cause you can really diversify. In elect i've met bad ass programmers, even better than some in my department. No 4 goes to Elect then

#5
Architecture
I for one am a great fan of this course, Ignoring the crazy stress that comes with studying it in OAU, this department is DOPE. Once you're good you're GOOD! and they're probably the students with one of the highest chances of getting a job in this country.. and apart from that you gotta go to their parties, there's no other phrase i could use.. Just Dope

so there you have it the 5 top courses in Nigeria, If you feel other wise you can drop your opinions in the comment section.

source: http://oshokay..com/2015/03/5-most-praised-courses-to-study-in.html

As Davido and Akon plan to storm Kenya this weekend in two different events there are plans that they’ll hook up afterwards to do a song together. Davido will be in Kenya to headline the Afrobeat concert holding at the Carnivore Grounds on Saturday, March 28, 2015 while Akon is billed to be in the same country on the same day. There are also rumors of him making collabos with American stars like Drizzy, Meek Mill and possibly Drake. Even though i didn't really feel the damiduro remix... he hope this one rocks

http://oshokay..com/2015/03/davido-to-collabo-with-akon-for-second.html

if you want to spam at least spam with sense na

Yoruba movie actress Idowu Philips popularly known as Iya Rainbow recently released a gospel track titled ‘Ore Ofe’ from her forthcoming gospel album.
In this track she featured popular Fuji star, Wasiu Alabi a.k.a Pasuma.
The 72 year-old actress, [men thats old] in an interview with
a national newspape said:
"I have a full gospel album recorded and ready for release already. The album was recorded with Wasiu Alabi Pasuma, and it talks about how God is a politician. I’ve decided not to disclose the name of the album for now; we’ll be releasing some hot singles off the album first before the launch proper,"
.
who's going to buy the album?

source: http://oshokay..com/2015/03/iya-rainbow-to-release-gospel-album.html

Airforce1:
I was here

cool

The beautiful actress visited the children of Nathan Nursery & Primary school for an art competition courtesy of OMO.. expressing her excitement she said "lovely #children at Nathan Nursery/Primary School are ready for the #omoimagineandachieve #art competition! So happy to see them all!"

source : http://oshokay..com/2015/03/funke-akindele-visits-nathan-nursery.html

wristwatch:
Every guy is guilty of acting funny when they spot pretty ladies and I won't blame us because we are moved by what we see while ladies are moved by what they hear. It started from the beginning of this world when Adam saw eve, calling her "the bone of my bones". . Hehehe the guy use d toasting skills well..!

When guys spot a pretty lady, they do funny things which I will summarise below;

1. Lustful starring: This is common to all guys when they spot pretty lady around either walking pass them, gisting with friends, etc. There is this kind of 'look' guys show on their face to get the girl ASAP. They will size the body shape, face, etc. Some during the process may end up in gutter, some loosing control of wheels when driving, etc.

2. Stalking: Probably the guy is eyeing the lady who happens to stay around his area, this is when the guy will stay @ a strategic point to watch her moves, when she leaves home, when she comes in, etc. A friend of mine(lady) told me of a guy who is obsessed stalking her @ CMS bus stop every day around 7pm when she is going home(lekki). It funny though when love becomes lust. Obsession replace love.

3. Phone call: Ladies love rich dudes, agreed! But not all ladies place an initial condition HE MUST BE RICH. Some guys act funny when they sit beside a pretty lady. This is when they form story calling some one; they are expecting shipment/container @ apapa, they should send dat 1 billion naira to his account for business transaction, etc. You are rich and you are boarding KEKE, DANFO, MOLUE. Not all ladies are dump na bros!

4. Flaunting: It's good when guys flaunt their asset(money, power) but in a right way. You meet the pretty lady for the 1st time and u are flaunting your asset. Hehehehe funny and stupid at same time. Such guys, many of them will end up on her maga list.

5. Love letter: In the olden days when technology is just @ the development stage when guys spot pretty ladies, they look for shakespare love poem, compose love letter and tell someone to deliver it for them. For those who cannot lay their hands on shakespare, they compose funny love letter like "you are the egg in my egg roll. Without u, I am puff puff" (just kidding though). Currently technology has grown, toasting has change skills. Guys send PM, mails(nairaland , facebook 4 e.g), voice sms, phone calls, etc. It's funny when u spot a pretty lady picture on nairaland and the next thing is to send love message to someone u have not met. Hehehe! Funny act indeed.

i never do any of them

Loyalblak007:
this is what happens wen you don't complete ur dose...smh

at least I started... you haven't even started the herbs you were prescribed

daimsy:
If granny is 12,I suspect that you are 6.lol.

no oooh my mom is 6 am 2

daimsy:
She is 18 years.

then my grandma is 12

ramdris:
Op no vex oo!. U mumu small.

no dey try dey modest abeg... say the truth and it will set you free

Loyalblak007:
I LOVE ASA

the question was.. "what do you think about it?"

Fellonigerians:
which website did she buy this thing from??

undisclosed

LAX89:
The big question is, 'Why would a student decide to spend N100k on a phone'? Misplaced priorities!

probably trying to form class

initialize:
@Op


Are you sure your post is about the phone or you trying to promote your blog or looking for suitors for the lady holding the phone?


Reason for asking:


An iphone which has a memory card slot, with a sim tray that sits under the battery cover will definitely occur as fake to someone that was able to gather #100,000 by selling her previous phone to buy this "gbe' - gbe" clone at the point of purchase.....


Oshokay ... You wan to earn dollar as $1 now exchange for #222 abi??


You don try

The way some people think ehnnn

wicked is an understatement

Ohhhh my goodness lord may this not happen to me..A student of OAU (name unknown) and her roommate would be telling a story for a very long time as they recently purchased an iphone 6 that uses a Nokia battery.

According to her, except for the Apple logo and Iphone 6 boldly written at the back, the phone is just exactly like a cheap techno phone.

She added : "The camera quality is not only pathetic, the touch pad is terrible with its sinking effect. For the screen, it's just a write-off."

"This is saddening for my room mate who not only saved up, but sold her former phone to order for the phone online and get it delivered at over 100k." What other reason does a person need to get a heart attack?


source : http://oshokay..com/2015/02/student-of-oau-purchases-iphone-6-with.html

same here oooh

National telecoms operator, Globacom, has unveiled a new post-paid plan for its teeming subscribers.
Globacom said the new package, called ‘Glo post-paid smart plan’, would give up to 50-gigabyte data, 50 hours of free voice calls, which could be used to make local and
international calls and 5,000 free Short Messaging Service.
Speaking at the official launch of the plan in Lagos, the company’s Regional Chief Marketing Officer, Mr. Ashok Israni, pointed out that the offer was “the best” in post-paid service because of its numerous benefits.
He explained that a purchase of N5, 000 would attract a bonus of 5GB data, 500 free SMS and five hours of free voice call while a 10,000 purchase gives the customer 10-gigabyte data, 1,000 free SMS and 10 hours of voice calls.
“A 25,000 plan gives 25GB data, 25 hours of free voice calls and 2,500 free SMS,” he added.

http://www.punchng.com/business/technology/glo-post-paid-plan-gives-subscribers-50gb-data/

http://oshokay..com/2015/02/glo-post-paid-plan-gives-subscribers.html

so yesterday Wizkid picked up his phone without knowing the consequence of what he was about to do. He tweeted that Asa is the one artist he really wants to work with so bad. Not a bad thing
to say, right? Trust Nigerians na.. we always have what to say.. They dragged and told Wizkid
that their music is not on the samelevel. Check out some of the hilarious responses below..


http://oshokay..com/2015/02/fans-lambasts-wizkid-as-he-after.html

At least, one person was feared killed and many others seriously injured when armed youths shot at vehicles conveying supporters of the All Progressives Congress from Asari-Toru and Khana Local Government Areas of Rivers State to the inaugural presidential campaign of Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.).The attacks were said to have occurred at the same time (5.30am) as the party faithful made their way to the Adokiye Amasiemaka Stadium in Omagwa, Ikwerre Local Government Area.It was learnt that nobody died in the attack by armed youths said to be thugs working forthe Peoples Democratic Party along the Bori-Saakpenwa Road in Bori, Khana LGA.An eyewitness, who spoke with ThePunchon the telephone , accused a former militant leader of being behind the attacks on the APC supporters.The ex-militant is a member of the PDP from Gokana LGA.A source said five of the victims who were shot in Bori were rushed to a hospital in Port Harcourt where some bullets were extracted from their bodies.The APC Chairman in Ward Six, Khana LGA , Mr. Doole Adoonam, said the APC supporters were in a convoy of three buses when they ran into an ambush by some gunmen.He said,“Seven people from my ward are lying critically ill in the hospital. They sustained gunshot wounds from the early morning attack along Bori-Saakpenwa Road.Those injured were APC faithful, who were on their way to attend the commencement of the campaign by the APC presidential candidate, in Port Harcourt.On approaching the Mile 30 axis of Bori Saakpenwa Road, some gunmen opened fire on two of our buses, injuring some of my partymen and women. The attack was too spontaneous for the drivers to beat a retreat.”Explaining that it was God that spared the lives of the APC supporters, Adoonam added,“Two of my party faithful- a young lady and a young man- are in very critically condition. As we speak, I pray nothing happens to them.“But we are not deterred by the action of some hired marksmen. Ogoni know who they want and our vote must count this time. We are not new to arms struggle and they (gunmen) cannot intimidate us.”At the rally, Governor Rotimi Amaechi, accused the Peoples Democratic Party of being responsible for the attack on the APC supporters in Asari-Toru and Khana LGAs.He condemned the shooting of the APC supporters, saying members of the PDP believed inguns while their APC counterparts believed in God and man.“The fact that they shot you, brings to the fore, the argument we put forward that currently, the government in power cannot protect you and I. If the government could protect you and I, why were we shot at? Who bought guns for those people who shot at ourmembers?“When we came, we addressed insecurity. In the past, we could not have had our rally here.We are gradually going back to that. I hear today(Tuesday) that members of the APC from Asari-Toru and Khana (Ogoni) LGAs were shot at on their way to this place.“I thank God for this opportunity. I never knew I would be governor today, I am governor by the grace of God. I have stayed in office till 2015. By this time last year, the men who thought they were God, thought I would have been out of office.“By this time last year, men had collected money to remove us from office, but the God we worship never allowed it to happen. Now, they are the people struggling. We told them there will be this time, when they will be looking for our votes.“I want to thank all of you for accepting to make me your governor. I may not have been the best governor you have ever seen. I am not a perfect man at all, because I am human.”Amaechi, who explained that he never knew that he would be the governor of Rivers State, explained that those who wanted to remove him from office were currently struggling politically.Reacting to the incident in Asari-Toru Local Government Area, the state Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Ahmad Mohammad, said investigation started immediately after complaint of attack on a bus conveying some persons to Port Harcourt was received.However, the State Assistant Publicity Secretary of the PDP, Mr. Samuel Nwanosike, disagreed with Amaechi that the party was behind the attack on the APC supporters .Nwanosike described the allegation as baseless, adding that the governor should have allowed the police to carry out their investigation before making such an allegation.
http://www.punchng.com/news/rivers-apc-members-shot-as-buhari-begins-campaign/
http://oshokay..in/2015/01/rivers-apc-members-gets-shot-at-as.html

If you think when you have money all your problems and pains are gone, think again.. Tonto Dikeh decided to share her pain with fans, to show them that even the rich have problems"Bin having this terrible back ache since I knew myself as a person** It gets really worse n sometimes it makes me cry,I have to use thisneck Pad almost every day privately.. You see no 1 is without issues but in all am a happy girl n am wearing my poison with swag praying that some day d light would shine on my Back.. Love u nGood night Lovers** #Pray #Pray

http://oshokay..in/2014/11/tonto-dikeh-share-her-daily-pains-with.html#more

really scary