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Your post is very hilarious. but listen, the solution is very simple. You have no rights to humiliate him or report him cos he hasn't asked u out. Its only in your hallucinations that you think he has a knack for u.

1. Make Friends with His Wife
2. Join Prayer & Evangelism unit
3. Gather courage to Preach to him
4. Stay very far from him
5. block your social media relationship with him
6. Stealthily Embarrass him in public
7. Address him as Mr.
8. Inform Your Guy about it, if possible flirt with him in his presence.. it will freak him out


Thank me later

Johnny drille, The first time I met him was at his dads church in Benin. I was so impressed @ his voice & keyboard skills. His voice is unique than falsetto . Nice job @ Uncle Jazzy

SAVE A SOUL.
My name is Corper Stan, with Oshorstan as handle, A serving corp member at Ondo state. I speak on behalf of this young brilliant chap, we has been facing life bellows. Please I trust God to help her through you. This is her story:

My dear friends, I write this to seek help from your kind hearts. I am promise. A final year student of Delta State Polytechnic. My family background doesn't permit anyone to go to school. But against all odds, I have struggled over the years to be a graduate.
But as it is now, there are lots of challenges as I find it hard to feed, let alone ; pay my school fees.
This is my final year in school and I would not like to drop out again.
I humbly solicit for funds so I complete the final stage of my academic pursuit. The whole issue has really affected my academic performance and I have a semester left to make amends. As it is, nobody is willing to help for free as my supposed "helpers" are asking for compensation in return which I cannot do.
My exams are ongoing. But I write everyday under pressure because the bursar collects my answer booklet and delays me outside the exam hall for over 20minutes. To the extent that when I get back into the hall, I'll be too broken-down to write.
Dear friends, I plead with you all to help a sister in need.
May the good Lord reward you all. Amen. You can reach Her through me on 07019369471. God bless u

SAVE A SOUL.
My dear friends, I write this to seek help from your kind hearts. I am Prom. A final year student in Delta State Polytechnic. My family background doesn't permit anyone to go to school. But against all odds, I have struggled over the years to be a graduate.
But as it is now, there are lots of challenges as I find it hard to feed, let alone ; pay my school fees.
This is my final year in school and I would not like to drop out again.
I humbly solicit for funds so I complete the final stage of my academic pursuit. The whole issue has really affected my academic performance and I have a semester left to make amends. As it is, nobody is willing to help for free as my supposed "helpers" are asking for compensation in return which I cannot do.
My exams are ongoing. But I write everyday under pressure because the bursar collects my answer booklet and delays me outside the exam hall for over 20minutes. To the extent that when I get back into the hall, I'll be too broken-down to write.
Dear friends, I plead with you all to help a sister in need.
May the good Lord reward you all. Amen.

You can reach me through my Brother @07019369471. I don't have a phone for now. Thanks

sweerychick:
I just came across this beautiful write up somewhere and i decided to share it. I hope my fellow ladies would learn from it especially now that most people lives revolves around social media.

Don't advertise your happiness on social media.

Don't advertise your happy marriage On social media.

Don't advertise your holidays on social media.

Don't advertise your kids achievements on social media.

Don't advertise your pregnancy on social media.

Don't advertise your expensive gifts on social media. (Car, house etc)

‼No one is going to be happy for you.

‼all the "nice" comments you get are just fake.

‼you just attracting the evil eye on you & your family.

‼you just attracting jealous people into your life.

‼you don't know who's saving your pictures & checking your updates.

‼you really need to Stop this as it is going to ruin your life, family, marriage.

‼social media is the devils eyes, ears & mouth, don't fall into the devils trap.

May God help us & safe us from social media disaster !!!

Lalasticlala I think this is worth sharing..

I concur, thanks for the information... a lot of things are happening out there

NifemiOlu:
Thanks bro. That post since 2015...I've been transferred to the Mainland...now at Anthony.

Statement are eternal milestones... Good to know, what's ur handle let me follow u

NifemiOlu:
We have read and heard stories of people dying in their sleep from inhaling carbon monoxide. The major source of carbon monoxide in Nigeria is from generators while cars play a second role. I read a story here one day about a couple who died from inhaling CO and their son claimed his parents may have been killed and he called for investigation. Investigations showed they died from the CO gas. How does CO kill people in their sleep? Why is it that people don’t wake up as soon as they start inhaling CO?
Form my personal experience in January, I came back from work very tired (Lagos traffic: Obalende to Ajah not smiling). I fell on my bed and just slept off. In the middle of the night, I just woke up suddenly as usual (I’m not a heavy sleeper) I couldn’t breathe properly, my hands were weak. Immediately I called my fiancée and I thought I was going to die. I managed to crawl to the bathroom, opened the tap on to my face. After that, I grabbed a sachet of water and drank. Surprisingly, I was better and I started to think. I realized I forgot to shut the window at night. My neighbour makes use of his generator till dawn so I have inhaled CO. It was a miracle I survived.
When carbon monoxide (CO) is breathed in it poisons the body by displacing the oxygen levels in the blood and effectively starving vital organs including the heart and brain of oxygen. This will cause loss of consciousness, (THIS IS THE MAJOR REASON MANY PEOPLE DON’T WAKE), suffocation and breathing in a large amount of this gas can have a deadly effect in a matter of minutes. Oxygen is transported around the body via the red blood cells. Specifically, oxygen binds to a substance within the red blood cells called haemoglobin.
Haemoglobin takes up oxygen as blood passes through the lungs, and at the same time carbon dioxide, produced by the body's metabolism, is released from the blood into the exhaled breath. Carbon monoxide, if inhaled, will bind itself to haemoglobin but does so about 240 times more tightly than oxygen, forming a compound called carboxyhaemoglobin. The problem is, the body cannot differentiate O2 from CO. This means that if both carbon monoxide and oxygen are inhaled, carbon monoxide will preferentially bind to haemoglobin. This reduces the amount of haemoglobin available to bind to oxygen, so the body and tissues become starved of oxygen. When unconsciousness sets in, CO poisons the body by shutting down the body systems and the person dies quietly.
However, the poisoning is not always instant. On a daily basis, we are exposed and the body is getting poisoned daily. So if you're living in a neighbourhood where generators never cease to work, always have your windows shut. Do not operate your own set close to the window (very common in Lagos because of security reasons) or indoors. If you're always fatigued, having frequent headaches, vomiting, dizziness etc, visit your doctor. It may be CO poisoning or something else.

Wonderful write up, I presume u r a biological scientific animal. Perfect analysis bro. I live @ Ajah, where do u stay

[quote author=PaperLace post=52650917][/quote]My mother will begin to make my food henceforth... And I will never consult u again.. rubbish

SAVE A SOUL.
My dear friends, My name is Oshor, A serving corper @ Ondo state, with the Handle @ Oshorstan, i am appealing to kind hearted N/landers to come to the aid of this young poor intelligent girl whom I know very well. she's a victim of broken home & has been suffering since she chose to become a
against all odds. The rest is her plea.



I write this to seek help from your kind hearts. I am Promise. A final year student in Delta State Polytechnic, Ozoro. My family background doesn't permit anyone to go to school. But against all odds, I have struggled over the years to be a graduate.
But as it is now, there are lots of challenges as I find it hard to feed, let alone ; pay my school fees.
This is my final year in school and I would not like to drop out again.
I humbly solicit for funds so I complete the final stage of my academic pursuit. The whole issue has really affected my academic performance and I have a semester left to make amends. As it is, nobody is willing to help for free as my supposed "helpers" are asking for compensation in return which I cannot do.
My exams are ongoing. But I write everyday under pressure because the bursar collects my answer booklet and delays me outside the exam hall for over 20minutes. To the extent that when I get back into the hall, I'll be too broken-down to write.
Dear friends, I plead with you all to help a sister in need. Please I have nobody & am getting frustrated .
I can be reached on 08181278852. You can reach oshorstan via 07019369471.
May the good Lord reward you all. Amen.

SAVE A SOUL.
My dear friends, My name is Oshor, A serving corper @ Ondo state, with the Handle @ Oshorstan, i am appealing to kind hearted N/landers to come to the aid of this young girl whom I know very well. she's a victim of broken home & has been suffering since she chose to become a graduate against all odds. The rest is her plea.

I write this to seek help from your kind hearts. I am Promise. A final year student in Delta State Polytechnic, Ozoro. My family background doesn't permit anyone to go to school. But against all odds, I have struggled over the years to be a graduate.
But as it is now, there are lots of challenges as I find it hard to feed, let alone ; pay my school fees.
This is my final year in school and I would not like to drop out again.
I humbly solicit for funds so I complete the final stage of my academic pursuit. The whole issue has really affected my academic performance and I have a semester left to make amends. As it is, nobody is willing to help for free as my supposed "helpers" are asking for compensation in return which I cannot do.
My exams are ongoing. But I write everyday under pressure because the bursar collects my answer booklet and delays me outside the exam hall for over 20minutes. To the extent that when I get back into the hall, I'll be too broken-down to write.
Dear friends, I plead with you all to help a sister in need. Please I have nobody & am getting frustrated .
I can be reached on 08181278852. You can reach oshorstan via 07019369471.
May the good Lord reward you all. Amen.

SAVE A SOUL.
My dear fellow N/landers friends, I write this to seek help from your kind hearts. I am Promise. A final year student in Delta State Polytechnic, Ozoro. My family background doesn't permit anyone to go to school. But against all odds, I have struggled over the years to be a graduate.
But as it is now, there are lots of challenges as I find it hard to feed, let alone ; pay my school fees.
This is my final year in school and I would not like to drop out again.
I humbly solicit for funds so I complete the final stage of my academic pursuit. The whole issue has really affected my academic performance and I have a semester left to make amends. As it is, nobody is willing to help for free as my supposed "helpers" are asking for compensation in return which I cannot do.
My exams are ongoing. But I write everyday under pressure because the bursar collects my answer booklet and delays me outside the exam hall for over 20minutes. To the extent that when I get back into the hall, I'll be too broken-down to write.
Dear friends, I plead with you all to help a sister in need.
I can be reached on 08181278852, 07019369471
May the good Lord reward you all. Amen.

hahahahahaha... comedian Reno

Uti Nwachukwu , you're a fool.. Fellow Nigerians, pls what is the moral impact of BBN on the younger generation? i had to put pg level on my gotv to stall my sib from watching corruption & kissing lessons. We are yet to find a prog that will inspire our teens not spoil them. bbn sponsors are devils.

This sheriff is a H2S , rotten egg indeed. PDP pls run from him, he's working with pmb

what is going on in my alma mata? well, I sorry for the students, they will waste their time. AAU, my former Love ..smh

chat me up on wasap @ 08138188962

you v no respect for your mother. Give her all she wants & live with her new character. Understanding is key. If shes your wife, will u kick her out? My dear, pls dont bring family issues on internet, its not right, ok. Love is all she needs at this time, not rebuke . never chastise an old man

El Rufai is Fantastic in speech & trust me he's a selling point for the APC , but pmb needs to be careful about over ambitious followers

modelmike7:
Rubbish

hahahahaha.. smelling teeth

Ahyoub:
That's the spirit bro, nice one

I must greet u sir, have u traveled my friend

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Mammy market where caged dogs became loosed.


As we entered the gates, all we could hear was, Yoruba dialects which meant, "many of them go waste their destiny there" I beckoned to actually hear the indistinct mutters. As I veered into my AGAGU BOYS HOSTEL, All I could see were strong guys who could stay without touche ...But conji later start to worry them as many begin put hole for their mattress. hahahahahaha... Mammy market is not a bad place, don't misconstrue me. It was created to augur nysc ample & wonderful food, slim fit the online dimensional kits (smiles) and to repair that torn threadbare buckers begging for discharge. Its the phone charging that vexes me, this people reduce the voltage of the gen & fuel pump to minimise PMS usage, at the detriment of your device which needs 220v to 240v to become fully charged, thus making u spend incessantly on charging. well, nccf again came to our rescue. I will not forget to include The jokes & jibes of 'Its your boy STAR BOY' TINO IS HERE, UNITED, EXCELLENT CHARGERS...HAHAHAHAHAHAH.. Funny Dudley's I must confess. Mammy food too make brain especially the jollof rice + chicken for #300. My advise: when going for camp, DON'T BE BROKE, 10K will do the magic especially for someone like me who doesn't binge. I thank my bunky for flexing me though..As for those girls who missed their husbands & ran after those camp rats who urinated in their pots, you're so wrong & you need Serious deliverance to return to light of flight, pending the arrival of the original pilot. GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS! They are indeed the patronized quantity. mammy market should be included as a honeymoon center...One Love to my people

I am OMIjie Oshor-Stanley
Mr Signature @ the Ondo nysc Camp, Ikare Akoko,
I rep best 10 platoon ,
Most handsome boy on camp Award,
#Cherry Boy#
#Not single # girls keep off ...

oyonu:
Laugh you will need for your Mr signature lol

#Its not easy ohh#

oyonu:
That's why it's called a camp not a five star hotel. Manage the camp like that: when I served in on do I managed the camp like that and enjoyed it

Hahahahaha.... In the voice of Shao khan , u make me laugh

Ikio:
But you are not Jesus so y ar u urging?

we are stakeholders too

I Jokingly & Ironically wish Ondo camp was the kind of life I lived at my Humble Abode in Idungha community, Outskirts of Benin city, Via Eyaen byepass, Edo state. It would have been worse if not for personal intervention to ensure & peruse comfort & bliss. The military trainings has sicken my body, the food is so poor, nauseatingly annoying & paltry . Right now, I really hope for a lesser training , with no joy for the lab result which condemned me to 6 days hiatus from training. The facilities are so poor, we send faeces by dhl and receive E. coli causing dysentery food by eating unhygienic foods. if only I knew, I would have whisked in Fast food company, sorry poor me, the camp is regimented. If you are sleeping recklessness in spending, wooing a married woman, and improper defecations you are wrong..hahahhaahahahahaha...Our 4 cows are still smiling , sorry the first is now a ghost whose organs frowns in the maggi infested rice. Where our chicken hahahahhahahahaha, ask your camp director... As for Abacha, Arrrghhhhh you have driven chills into our spinal cords & cns. My name is Stan, I represent the most notorious hostel in camp & 10 Platoon... keep guessing.. You can whatsapp me via 08138188962. One love.

Ikio:
But you are not Jesus so y ar u urging?

OGA we are being marginalized. When Christians are in power, expect good tins

I urge every Christian to go into politics

bettercreature:
You better don't try to ask such question,you will destroy the relationship before the wedding
I know some guy who won't even continue with the relationship

Then you're a child.

When Someone who eats corn now wants to go out, you have rights of sense to think she will eat the chaff. The Question is 100% right, Its good the parents knows if the guy is capable. As a wealthy Man, will u give ur daughter to a poor & irresponsible man?


Stan Replies#

What is the purpose of a woman wanting to be sexy? Don't let satan use the mainstream media to fool you. Being sexy is not a compliment. Being sexy has no bearing on beauty, brains or character. It just means that you look suitable for sexual intercourse. God did not create women to be sexy. He created them to be lovely. Exude love. Don't exude sex. That is why we are not animals. Sexy women are only attractive to men looking for sex. But VIRTUOUS and lovely women attract men looking for life partners. You shouldn't be praying to God for a husband and using your sexy dressing to scare the answer to your prayer away from you #


#Proverbs 31# is Gods Gift to Ladies...