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spoilt:
@ Osisi
you go kill me. You couldnt have described it better.

why didn't I hear of all these things before marriage?
I would have killed 2 chickens and spilled their blood on our vono bed

spoilt:
Men are dumb.
You dont even have to repair your hymen. The more they look the less they see.   Ive known girls who were no virgins whose boyfriends mentioned to me how proud they were that they were found "AT HOME" . . At home? Who was at home?  I go die oh!  I guess you just need to be a good actress.

how?
they scream and crush the small polythene bag with chicken blood hidden underneath them

RichyBlacK:
Osisi and her perpetual interest in male and female sexual organs.

I'm a very sexual being

tope2000:

Na versace or christian dior i want

aba made hymen go dey too
all fingers are not equal
hymen at your own risk,may or may not bleed
if you add small money,I go add blood

I wish I were an OBGYN
big business in that area
I'll go set up shop in Saudi Arabia or Dubai with a small satellite in Abuja and make a killing
come one come all
even if na designer hymen
the type wey the man go do 10 times and blood go still comot
I go fit construct am
prada and Gucci hymen

Moyola:
mehhn!!!

ROFL
spread the word
every unmarried woman can be a virgin on her wedding night
this is 2009

stillwater:
The issue of honor killings should be addressed first, abeg.

well, like the osu caste system,that may never end
so let the surgeons put all hands on deck abi vagina to save the women

spoilt:
To think that you can actually be killed because you dont have a hymen.

Imagine!
Ordinary bleeding waterproof

**Osisi; I know you miss me. I am alright. You should have written. I hope the family is well? Every slave is not sold out. The Muslim slave is voluntary to the Creator. This is not like the slavery of Israel Children under Pharaoh, or, that of the Africans under the Europeans. There is no indenture slavery with Muslim to his Lord.

Yes we're doing good.
Thanks to God the economy is not touching me and my oga too much and it shall not affect us by His grace.
I'd been wondering where you were
How madams them?
Ji de kwa k'iji my broda

olabowale:
Father punishes children with lake of fire. Are these truly, children? Joint heir who will be punished. Are these truly heirs? Heir to what? Seiously.

Christ speaking says

John 15:14
And you are my friends, if you obey me.

How awesome.
He calls me friend

olabowale:
Father punishes children with lake of fire. Are these truly, children? Joint heir who will be punished. Are these truly heirs? Heir to what? Seiously.

Tufiakwa
where's your reference?
that is not my God
(see I can call him my God and my father can you do same with your allah?)
All his children go to heaven,those who are none of his and don't live under his command are condemned to hell

what do they do with alum
I've never heard that o

MrCrackles:

U don start again!
Where u hear dat one from naw?

see the thread on the culture section on tokunbo hymen

tope2000:
They shud also make the G-shot free for females

Imagine when the woman will be arguing with her husband she can say things like
"Look at this foolish man o"
" wasn't I a chaste virgin before you  carried yourself and came and married me? "

tope2000:
I love this idea

Spread the news ma dear
all ladies must know about this
there must be blood on that white "tawell" if that's what he wants

This is the best

different types of hymen repair. Many prospective customers are shown it - from the simple stitch to the[b] creation of a flap to cover the vagina and a gelatin capsule filled with a blood-like substance, inserted a few hours before sex[/b]. [/b]

Men think they're smart
women are smarter
una want virgins
na virgins una go get on the wedding night

There are calls tonight for a change in NHS guidelines allowing surgeons to carry out hymen reconstruction for women wanting to marry as virgins.

Private clinics are reporting a boom in demand for the operation from young women under pressure to prove their virginity.
And More4 News has learned that the operation is also being carried out on the NHS.

Magdy Hend owns two private clinics in London. Most of the time he treats infertility problems in both men and women. He also performs many genital cosmetic procedures of which hymenoplasty is just one.

He showed us the hymen booklet which depicts different types of hymen repair. Many prospective customers are shown it - from the simple stitch to the creation of a flap to cover the vagina and a gelatin capsule filled with a blood-like substance, inserted a few hours before sex.

But Dr Hend doesn't do these tehniques. They are too crude, he says, the surgery is obvious and the woman is in danger of getting caught.

"The other way," he says, "is to properly repair the hymen, that means we get the hymen, we open it again and stitch it back again, make it heal as it was; this way it is 100 per cent repaired, reconstructed, and is healed, and then when she has the wedding night it will tear and bleed again."

Dr Hend says the procedure is short, about half an hour. It is done under local anaesthetic - a relief to many young women who get their hymens reconstructed secretly, during their lunch hour.

'I think it is quite unethical to charge a phenomenal fee for a procedure which - in my mind - is a very dodgy operation.'
Erik Scholten, specialist in cosmetic genital surgeryMany of his patients give false names and addresses. Fear and the possible wrath of their future husbands drives them to the operating table.

As Hend says: "I am sure some fear the surgery itself. But the fear of the consequences of the marriage if they're not virgins is far higher than the fear of surgery which takes 20 mins or half an hour. It is, for them, lifesaving."

This is nothing to do with religion, it is cultural. Some men will look at women who are virgins and believe that because they have not been touched before, they will be sincere, good mothers, good wives. For these men the hymen is - literally - a seal of approval.

Most of the women Magdy Hend treats are British from ethnic minorities or immigrants. Demand is increasing; the hymen section of his website gets up to 50 hits a day; he treats around two women a week, and charges £1800 for the procedure.

Some clinics, More 4 news found, charge nearly twice that price. But an intact hymen can only be certain in around 57 per cent of virgins.

Hymen repair is done for purely cultural or psycholgical reasons; it has no medical benefits and makes no visible cosmetic difference.

Erik Scholten, Britain's leading specialist in cosmetic genital surgery is utterly sceptical: "I think it is quite unethical to charge a phenomenal fee for a procedure which - in my mind - is a very dodgy operation.

"It does not restore hymen at all - it is just a way to make the woman bleed during her first night. And most of the time it is just putting a couple of stitches.

"I feel it would be better to bring it out in the open, like abortion procedures. In big clinics they can give you guaranteed certificates, so it is regulated, take it out of the darkness of back streets around Harley Street into mainstream clinics."

But hymen repair is happening in mainstream clinics. The information centre for health and social care told More4 News that 24 hymen repair procedures were done on the NHS between 2005 and 2006.

The Department of Health wouldn't comment on the procedure, but stated that: "Certain cosmetic procedures may be available to secure physical or psychological health."

Many people will be surprised to hear that hymenoplasty, viewed by some as an invasive, degrading procedure, can be performed for free.

Diana Nammi campaigns for the rights of Kurdish and Iranian women. She says if hymen repair was more widely available on the NHS, it could prevent many honour killings:

"If NHS provided help it would be great, private surgery costs lost of money, they haven't got any money to pay for surgery, NHS understanding importance of issue that could be very great help and save lives."

For some men, making sure a woman is a virgin is just another way of controlling her. And many grooms in Britain, usually from Moroccan, Algerian or Tunisian communities, demand virginity certificates - a medical document that states the hymen is intact.

Perhaps we are lulled into believing, that in our society all women are in control of their own bodies. But for some women, sex before marriage, comes at a heavy price.

MrCrackles:
Try www.muslims-virgins.co.uk!

Goodluck

virgins with tokunbo hymen

~Sauron~:
ROFLMAO. . . . . .Muslim virgins??

stay there
I hear NHS in the UK now pays to construct brand new hymens for their muslim population over there.
make I no leak this secret too much.

okunoba:
from czarskit
Everybody is just screaming, TRIBALISM!! TRIBALISM! TRIBALISM!!!

As far (& near) as I'm concerned, the issue of tribalism did NOT start with the opposition by the EDO GROUP BUT rather by the 'imposition' of an igbo canditate by these igbo tyrants!
It is just too oblivious. . .

On my part, I have nothing against any1 neida am I a tribalist but placing sum1 frm my hometown or wherever in a position which has been previously held by sum1 frm same place is quite controversial!

Naija hsn't grown to dat level where its citizens av trust 4 anoda of a diff tribe/religion. This sounds awkward but that's how the country happens to be (very far frm how it is meant 2 b).


Little wonder they (d igbos) are yet  to be handed the reins of power to the Nigerian state (dem don kuku personalise the #3 seat).
Finally, my opinion (though might not count just like my vote didn't) is 'To hell with all! So far dem give me my 1st class in due time'. . .

That post should be held by a credible NON-IGBO candidate. GBAM!



Thanks for the post, to go further. Ibo  VC, next in command Ibo  deputy VC, can that be fair. The next VC doesn`t have to be an Edo man but y does it have to be another Ibo VC especially when the person making the appointment is Ibo. The Ibo`s that complain of marginalisation, should know better.

See how you went from crying about VC to Igbo not being president.
The tribes that have produced the presidency are they any better than the Igbos?
It may actually be a curse to a tribe to produce presidency
can't you see how the North is the most backward in Nigeria educationally and also the most disease ridden part of the nation
when was the last time you saw a leper?
I'm sure you'll say never
but take a trip to northern Nigeria
Presidency in Nigeria is not by votes,you know it
Hausa man dominates Nigeria because he won the civil war in Nigeria because when Biafra lost no other tribe won but Hausa.
The little changes made in your economy and image was made by Igbos.


that was free

back to topic

yemium:
WHAT DO I DO, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DATE AN IBO GIRL(CALABAR TO BE PRECISE) BUT I FIND MY SELF DATING A YORUBA GIRL. SO EACH TIME I SEE AN IBO CHICK I REMEMBER THIS AND I WISH I COULD TURN BACK THE HANDS OF TIME. IS IT TOO LATE?

I'll say this and I know my "enemies" will come out from their caves but I just couldn't pass up this education in geography
This is pathetic in 2009.
Can you take up a full page ad in your local paper and tell them that not everyone east of Benin city is Omo Ibo since you may not be alone.
Calabars are not Igbos.
I can pardon an illiterate market woman at Oshodi street market for that mistake not someone who is on nairaland typing in good English.
Infact the people you refer to collectively as Calabar are Akwa Ibomites and Cross Riverians and there are over 15 tribes there the largest being Efik, Ibibio, Anang, Eket.(I hope I'm right)
To call them Igbo or Ibo shows that you need to take an Ekene bus and venture out of your cocoon towards the River Niger and learn about your country
Them no dey teach geography for your town?

ibkaye:
Anybody ever watched the film 'Common Sense' with John Okafor? Perfct example, funny as heck

I hope I can see it online.
I like his comedy

make I no scare all these small small girls o
abeg make una no mind me at all
having a baby is like eating ice cream
piece of cake

michelin89:
I'll have a scissors cut!

My dear pray for a small 6-7 pound baby.
8 pounds max.
anything above 8 ,your something must tear whether by scissors or tear tear
as long you have breast milk,they'll grow
all these fat babies are literally a pain in the butt
Try taking a bath and water touches that area
even with little tears it hurts so bad
and they give you iodine to rinse out  the place after pee peeing.
not funny at all

michelin89:
And after that, you still have the power to raise your butts from the bed?

after pushing out a 14 pound infant with 25 stitches on your "jerusalem" your butt is practically stuck to that bed for a while
You might as well eat

honeric01:
Big spenders---- Yoruba _people Men

Even when they don't have, they borrow just to impress and keep drinking garri indoor

_{Quickly ran out}

biko a lot of men do it to impress, not just Yoruba men.
they borrow friends cars
some will even have chics visiting them in borrowed homes
pretenders
haven't you heard stories of men that borrow cash from credit cards and go home and confuse some small girl,marry her and she comes over only to realize she'll have to drink garri and eat 8 cents ramen noodles.
Imagine being in omugwo (period just after giving birth) and eating  cheap slimy noodles when your mates are eating yam peppersoup with okporoko and nkwobi.

bawomolo:
why are you choosing sides in a fight between thieves.

Exactly!
I wonder why he's not rotting in jail eating watery beans

who cares
thieves,all of them!

davidylan:
Paul certainly saw it quite differently from allah's plan for you. The bible says very clearly that we are sons of God. It is also clear that we are but servants of the gospel . . . we spread the gospel, we worship Him, we reference Him and make known abroad the faithfulness of His name . . .

Paul wasnt refering to himself as a rightless slave . . . like allah's slaves who will only get to see his back.

Excellent job.
Paul used slave to describe a state of being sold out to his Lord and master which is totally different from the Islamic definition of slaves with no rights and assurance of salvation.
Scripture explains scripture.

see what Paul says in Rom 8

14 For all who are being led by the Spirit of God, these are sons of God. 15[b] For you have not received a spirit of slavery leading to fear again[/b], but you have received a spirit of adoption as sons by which we cry out, “Abba! Father!” 16 The Spirit Himself testifies with our spirit that we are children of God, 17 and if children, heirs also, heirs of God and[b] fellow heirs with Christ[/b], if indeed we suffer with Him so that we may also be glorified with Him.

A slave that has been adopted by his master and can call that master father and the master calls him son,  and on top of that is a joint heir with his master.
That is no ordinary slave.
That one na slave with plenty plenty priviledges

"For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God" Romans 8:14.

"But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, [even] to them that believe on his name:" John 1:12.

"That ye may be blameless and harmless, the sons of God, without rebuke, in the midst of a crooked and perverse nation, among whom ye shine as lights in the world;" Philippians 2:15.

"Behold, what manner of love the Father hath bestowed upon us, that we should be called the[b] sons of God[/b]: ,  now are we the sons of God" 1 John 3:1-2. "

babs787:
What did Paul say with regards to being a SLAVE?

Paul, a slave of Christ Jesus, called as an apostle (A) [a] and singled out (B) for God's good news (C) — 2 which He promised long ago (D) through His prophets (E) in the Holy Scriptures— 3 concerning His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord, who was a descendant of David (F) [b] according to the flesh (G) 4 and was established as the powerful (H) Son of God (I) by the resurrection from the dead according to the Spirit of holiness. [c] 5 We have received grace and apostleship (J) through Him to bring about [d] the obedience (K) of faith [e] among all the nations, (L) [f] on behalf of His name, 6 including yourselves who are also Jesus Christ's by calling: (M)
7 To all who are in Rome, loved by God, (N) called (O) as saints. [g]

Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.