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Romance › Re: If You're Not The One by ositadima1(op): 3:20pm On Feb 26, 2018
Sirgay:
pussy song
You, sir, sound like a thin long black dick, bent like a fishing hook, why do I pity you?
Romance › Re: If You're Not The One by ositadima1(op): 1:16pm On Feb 26, 2018
Why does this song give me goose bumps? Dopamine flooding my brain. Why?
Romance › If You're Not The One by ositadima1(op): 1:14pm On Feb 26, 2018
If you're not the one then why does my soul feel glad today?

If you're not the one then why does my hand fit yours this way?

If you are not mine then why does your heart return my call?

If you are not mine would I have the strength to stand at all?

I never know what the future brings
But I know you're here with me now

We'll make it through
And I hope you are the one I share my life with

I don't want to run away but I can't take it, I don't understand

If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am?

Is there any way that I could stay in your arms?

If I don't need you then why am I crying on my bed?

If I don't need you then why does your name resound in my head?

If you're not for me then why does this distance maim my life?

If you're not for me then why do I dream of you as my wife?

I don't know why you're so far away
But I know that this much is true
We'll make it through
And I hope you are the one I share my life with
And I wish that you could be the one I die with
And I'm praying you're the one I build my home with
I hope I love you all my life

I don't want to run away but I can't take it, I don't understand

If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am?

Is there any way that I could stay in your arms?

'Cause I miss you, body and soul so strong that it takes my breath away
And I breathe you into my heart and pray for the strength to stand today
'Cause I love you, whether it's wrong or right
And though I can't be with you tonight
You know my heart is by your side

I don't want to run away but I can't take it, I don't understand
If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am?
Is there any way that I could stay in your arms?
Crime › Re: 40-Year-Old Man Commits Suicide At His Backyard In Enugu State. Graphic Photos by ositadima1(m): 10:29am On Feb 25, 2018
FaniDan:
they commit suicide because they love themselves so much that they just can't watch themselves go through so much pain.... But is d pain actually stopped?? Smh
Expectations!!! he wanted more from life, but life has not been kind. At 40 he must have felt hopeless and out of time. embarassed




Mental illness is real.
Family › Re: 21-Year-Old Lady Discovers Her Dad Was Not Her Real Father In A Biology Class by ositadima1(m): 4:46pm On Feb 24, 2018
Shedrack777:
the point is, you only release when it's sweeting you. did you understand?
lol, no be fight
Family › Re: 21-Year-Old Lady Discovers Her Dad Was Not Her Real Father In A Biology Class by ositadima1(m): 3:27pm On Feb 24, 2018
Shedrack777:
you only release inside a pu*sy that is sweet. (from experience)
What of people that fap, does it mean their hand sweet pass pu*sy?
Foreign Affairs › Re: This Is How Americans Queue And Shop For Guns After Sandy Hook Shooting(Photos) by ositadima1(m): 3:24pm On Feb 24, 2018
In all these pictures, only saw two black people, what does it tell you?
Family › Re: 21-Year-Old Lady Discovers Her Dad Was Not Her Real Father In A Biology Class by ositadima1(m): 11:57am On Feb 24, 2018
Shedrack777:
but this her uncle no try at all. the man just bleep his brother's wife consciously, and the gave him all the lungu and sweetness of her pu*sy and let him offload his semen inside her womb. too bad
You dey there, how did you know it was sweet?
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by ositadima1(m):
Alikote:
truck drivers even halt to have sex to refresh the mind and still deliver product to filling stations
I hear, them drivers have to stop to do their I put, I withdraw... but not in the middle of the highway nah.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by ositadima1(m):
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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Imoh Eboh Transformed To HIV/AIDS Patient By Onilogbo Hakeem Effect (Photos) by ositadima1(m): 3:45pm On Feb 23, 2018
She looks more like a zombie.
Technology Market › Re: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by ositadima1(m): 3:37pm On Feb 23, 2018
mikkyangel:
jajajaga easter deals comes up next month(4th week of march)......so many new and used laptops/phones will be on display..
Ok
Technology Market › Re: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by ositadima1(m): 10:59am On Feb 23, 2018
mikkyangel:
*Best....2 iphones 6 and 6s , picked up in compton and los angeles respectively
Oga Michael, howfar! When next are ur jagajaga deals coming up, I need a good laptop that is affordable, cash is down. I am patiently looking forward to your next deal.
Romance › Re: All The Girls I Wooed Turned Me Down Despite My Good Looks, Stature & Voice by ositadima1(m): 8:17pm On Feb 21, 2018
XhosaNostra:
Maybe your personality is the culprit. The things you mentioned are not that important in a relationship if the person lacks an essence or core. You might as well use him as a cute decoration.
Can you explain further, what do you mean by core?
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by ositadima1(m): 8:07pm On Feb 21, 2018
grin
TV/Movies › Re: Black Panther: How Africans In America Dressed To Go See The Movie by ositadima1(m): 1:00pm On Feb 21, 2018
Overated movie, really embarrassing. Look at them black people overall mannerism​, do we actually behave this way as depicted in the movie?

Check the black pips primitive mannerism as opposed to their advanced tech, it was too contradictory. I see it as another white man mucking black people.
Family › Re: Man Impregnates And Weds His Sister In Anambra Church. Youths Burn Church by ositadima1(m): 12:34pm On Feb 20, 2018
Oladeleeleniyan:
why are you rebuking her for saying the truth?
must she follows the multitude to do evil?
she said truth and I love her for that.
What is the truth?
Family › Re: Man Impregnates And Weds His Sister In Anambra Church. Youths Burn Church by ositadima1(m): 12:23pm On Feb 20, 2018
Oladeleeleniyan:
GOD BLESS YOU MY BROTHER...
WHAT BAFFLE ME MOST ABOUT THESE PEOPLE IS THAT ,THEY WISER THAN THE WISERS,(IN THIER OWN THINKING)
THEY believed that they had the best of every thing...best groom,best food,best cultures, best education, best parent,best citizens, best soup,best girls,best language, best man,to mentions but few!..but if such of this thing happened in other tribes (especially Hausa and Yoruba) you would have seen them full this thread constituting nuisance up and down..their hypocrisy stinks to heaven..

don't you see how some of them that call themselves educated started defending this taboo and unbearable attitudehuh
they like playing victim cards ,even when they are the one who offend you...
they will never accept their mistakes or wrongdoing.. they believed they know it all..
too know is the head of their problems...
I spit on them.
Won't you turn a new leaf, leave these hateful and bitter ways to life, so you can progress and move forward.

This tribal load you carry with you is to much for you at your age. I hope you listen and change sis. God bless.
Family › Re: Man Impregnates And Weds His Sister In Anambra Church. Youths Burn Church by ositadima1(m): 11:32am On Feb 20, 2018
Oladeleeleniyan:
Yes,I am not surprised to read and see this,
that's norm in Ihbo land,they used to fvk themselves well well.it is nothing new to them.. na we dey amazed with this news..
ibos lead in every bad things
maka Whyhuh?
ibos and all thesea dubious character are like 5&6..
na like this they go dey do when they create dia Biafra?
Your brain seems to be smaller than an orange, go and get sense.
Family › Re: Man Impregnates And Weds His Sister In Anambra Church. Youths Burn Church by ositadima1(m): 11:24am On Feb 20, 2018
AuroraB:
I knew this was coming from Anambra state.
Emere unu ihe a eme sad huh
See you, you come here to bash your fellow Igbo, is this new in Imo state, where bleeping your close relatives is normal activity?

Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.
Education › Re: Animal Newborns, What They Look Like(Photos) by ositadima1(m): 1:06pm On Feb 19, 2018
Explorers:
Hippopotamus
Some animals are just born ugly.
Education › Re: Animal Newborns, What They Look Like(Photos) by ositadima1(m):
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Family › Re: I Married A Stranger! I Caught My Wife With Her Boss At Ikeja Hotel! by ositadima1(m): 11:33am On Feb 19, 2018
natasha:
Oga when u want advise be honest with the facts
- Yes u met her and u are wealthy
- you are a violent and possesive man....hence u ensured she spent every weekend at urs by providing flight tickets so she wont say theres no money 2 visit.
- you continued ur monitoring when she married u by tailgatting her every move.
- FYI there's nothing wrong with an elective CS. She won't be the 1st or last woman to opt for it.
- She LEFT despite the luxurious life u afforded her because PEACE of mind and her life is more precious than marriage to you thats attached with violent conditions.
-Just because you are no longer mareied doesnt diminished ur parental responsibilities.....You are still responsible for the upkeep of ur children wherever they may be....so her reporting you to agencies 2 remind and enforce ur responsibilities is correct.

But if u want a pity parry, then what you wrote up there is perfect, Sir Lancelot, Prince Charming and Knight in shinning armour
I like d way you think, this story is full of irrelevant facts (lies), I fully agree with you, he is likely the reason she ran away.

Op sounds immature as he points at what he did for her with his wealth at every "corner". I don't blame the wife.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by ositadima1(m): 9:29pm On Feb 18, 2018
At 15% inflation rate yearly 1,000,000 of today would be equivalent to 87,000 in 15 years shocked , [1mil x (1 - 0.15) ^ 15], inflation is a nasty bitch.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by ositadima1(m):
zamirikpo:
That's what they tell you and you believe that u are actually investing. Pls be informed TB only helps u conserve the real value of your money. With every passing day inflation eats into the value of your money.


Stocks is a totally different thing. With stocks I agree u are investing cos u can loose it all but could also make a fortune. Comes with its risk. The real value of TB is to keep your 10m , 10m after a year, inflation inclusive.
It all depends on the year's inflation rate, for example, at 10% inflation rate a 13.5% Tbills makes 3.5% profit on your money. Inflation rate for 2017 was quite high, 18% for food and non alcoholic beverages. At 15% inflation rate yearly 1,000,000 would be equivalent to 87,000 in 15 years shocked , [1mil x (1-0.15)^15], inflation is a nasty bitch.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by ositadima1(m): 9:00pm On Feb 18, 2018
rationalmind:
He said net not gross, have you prorated the annual cost of rent over the months? How about the cost of fueling, nepa Bill, waste disposal, repairs e.t.c
I agree, not very profitable, but, you would have netted more return on your investment. 1 mil in Tbill will net you 12.5k per month at 15% interest. While at the barbers shop, minus running costs you did have 20k plus return every month on a 400k investment, thats 60% ROI.

He was trying to say that if you don't have substantial amounts invested in tbills it shouldn't be you primary source of income, and that you can make higher returns applying your self with way much less capital.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by ositadima1(m): 4:56pm On Feb 18, 2018
zinaunreal:
big lie bro
At #300 per haircut, 75k is about 250 haircuts in a month, thats about 8 haircuts per day. Its more than possible.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by ositadima1(m): 10:15am On Feb 17, 2018
edisoncash:
Treasury bill minimum to start now is 50 millions
How will small scale investors start it now
huh
Phones › Re: HTC Smartphone President Resigns As Company Records Worst Revenue In 11 Years by ositadima1(m): 9:52am On Feb 17, 2018
Ishilove:
Me I no know.

All I want is a phone that can run whatsapp and facebook, as well as open heavy sites. Dazz all. I'm not a phone freak
S4 is ok. Considering it's a couple years old, I would worry about the battery performance.
Phones › Re: HTC Smartphone President Resigns As Company Records Worst Revenue In 11 Years by ositadima1(m): 9:47am On Feb 17, 2018
kunnadej:
But hello sir, why did you reply him nah? You should have allowed me to do it. Tecno and Infinix?? Spits! It's like Facebook is talking and Nairaland is opening its mouth. HTC remains one of the most durable phones in the world. I used my HTC without a pouch for 3 years and I'm extremely careless with phones. Tecno that cannot roam. There's absolutely NOTHING HTC can learn from Tecno. They are not mates.
Tecno with their dull screens, that's how all these low end Chinese phones are. For me it's all about screen quality, HTC can't​ be compared with these crappy phones.
Phones › Re: HTC Smartphone President Resigns As Company Records Worst Revenue In 11 Years by ositadima1(m): 9:41am On Feb 17, 2018
Ishilove:
What do newer models have that S4 doesn't have?
See question, what does a 2017 car have that a 2013 model doesn't?
Food › Re: A Lady Is Selling Fried Plantain For N4000 On Twitter. Guys React by ositadima1(m): 9:20am On Feb 17, 2018
AntiBrutus:
You are paying for:
1. The plantain.
2. The sauce...I can see something like chicken or some unidentified meat in it.
3. Packaging.
4. Labour.
5. Cost of delivery.
6. Maybe VAT grin
7. Is the ice cream part of the package?

If all of the aforementioned were factored into the N4000, I will say the price is inflated, but not too much.
Oily plantain and ice cream? Not a good combo, I will pass.

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