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prettyangel10:
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So you mean you don't understand common simple written English, where in my post did I ever agree with you? pls go back and read all my posts dear and try to comprehend this time around.

And I'm not fighting with you either. you hear.

I maintained that we have equal rights as Lagos residents, you and me. You didn't denay it, because you know is true.

I can go any where I want, do anything I like as long as I abide by the laws, same as you, whether Youroba or not.

So, babe, you see.

prettyangel10:
Story story. Lol. I know it's a sad development for your likes.

Pa ara shogbo, ko kan wa. Hehehe.

Why are you so intent on inflicting pain, I am not pained. Babe, it's no a fight o.

But I am ok, as you now agree with me. You learned something.

prettyangel10:
You see your life, that's how you get it wrong, for your info, I will claim Lagos State more often, because I'm Yoruba, And I'm proud to be one, you, what's your deal about Lagos State? You always keep saying Lagos is no man's land, now the owners of Lagos State decides to pass a Law and you are all jumping at Yorubas, if you don't like it, like I said earlier, go to another state that will favour you, or better still, go develop your state too.

We are not forcing anyone to speak d language shotigbo, ko ba ara e da soun.

I will claim Legos because I am a Nigerian living in Lagos. I work and pay my taxes in Lagos, you don't possess more rights than me. Heck, I can marry a youroba girl sef (even you). Lagos is my city.

Majority will always influence the laws, some day majority status may go to another tribe, very soon sef, as more people are migrating to Lagos.

Virginkpekus:
the one on the left has 6 packs while the one on the right has six cars.......Please choose wisely.

What is kpekus?

prettyangel10:
Guy, I care less, all I know is that the Law has been passed already. Thanks.

Bye.

No law is final, it can be appealed.

Thank God, you agree you don't have more claim over Lagos than I have. Yourobas may influence the happenings in Lagos today, just because they are majority, it may be different tomorrow.

prettyangel10:
Dey there dey look for lawyer, Law has been passed, if you ain't interested, you better go and develop your region too.

Ohun to daa wun ole.

You need to understand that Nigeria is one country, your region is where ever you find your self. If I live in Lagos, then it is my region and I have same right as any other Legosian. Pls get it right babe.

You are no more Lagosian than I am, whether you claim to be Youroba. Same rules apply to me and you.

ODVanguard:
I don't give a shyt what you lots choose to do in your enclave. You can go ask the authorities at the SE university that made Igbo compulsory as far back as 2013.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/12/university-make-igbo-language-compulsory-course-students

Why truncate my post, I guess it's typical with your kind sha. Read ur source, don't be lazy.

LaudableXX:
Federalism and disintegration is not the same. Stop developing high blood pressure, over something you do NOT understand. In disintegration, you break up into separate countries, while in federalism, you still remain part of the same country, but with freedom to make laws that affect your people directly within your region, and also the freedom to take charge of resources found within your area, and use it directly to develop your people and its communities.

As for the law passed by Lagos, it can only be abrogated by a court judgement, or repealed, suspended or modified by another law passed by the same Lagos state house of assembly. Educate yourself and stop misyarning. And use panadol for the headache that this matter has given you.

I thought federal law is supreme, last time I checked power is at the centre but again I may be wrong.

ODVanguard:
But Yoruba's didn't give a shyt when your SE governors did similarly. So why the bile??

www.thenationonlineng.net/obiano-makes-igbo-language-compulsory/, www. biatimes.com/2016/03/07/nigeria-igbo-language-now-compulsory-in-igbo-schools-governor-rochas-okorocha/, www.vanguardngr.com/2013/12/university-make-igbo-language-compulsory-course-students

Show me where it was mandatory in tertiary institutions as entrance requirement, why would Igbo be compulsory in a university, does it even make sense? What are you going to use it for if all lectures are in English?

I guess you didn't read your sources before posting them.

tunjijones:
Compare the numbers of south west in the east to the number of easteners in the west... The number of Easterners in the west is alarming. Am not the type that dwel on tribe or a tribalist but if Lagos state says that's what the want then you have to abide by it or you get the f...k off. And bros pls stop lumping south east with south south, they are not the same pple.

I never said east and south south are the same people, show me where I insinuated that or you must be poor at comprehension.

tunjijones:
If you can't abide by the rule then go and school in ur village.

Pls don't come to the east or south south looking for jobs if u don't know their local language. I see a lot of yourobas working in Port Harcourt, go back to your states or learn the local dialects, nonese!!!

ubunja:
if the same things were expected from a man and a woman what would be the reason and benefits of marriage?? marriage is about bringing different things to the table so both benefit from the unique thing each party brought in.while a woman is not expected to be able to provide and have a house and car; she has her own list she must bring; on top of which is her virginity. it protects the man from the danger of marrying a woman who already has another man's baby growing inside her.the same way bride price protects the woman by proving her man has resources enough to provide for the babies she will be made to make.

Not true, bride prise does not mean he will be able to provide. Not at all.

There are two ways to read this question. One is somewhat theoretical: If I masturbate, will I lose the right to call myself a virgin?

The second, and this is very important in many cultures, is this: Will I tear my hymen if I masturbate?

The answer to the first question is no. By the traditional definition, a woman is a virgin if there has never been a penis inserted into her vagina. A man is a virgin if his penis has never been inserted into a woman's vagina. They can do anything else and they will still be virgins.

Virginity is such a stupid concept. It is supposedly about innocence and chastity and virtue, but a person can have oral and anal sex with five hundred people and still be a virgin. Doesn't sound very chaste or innocent, does it? A girl/woman who has only had "normal" sex with one man is far less knowledgeable and experienced and far more innocent, even though she isn't technically a virgin.

The answer to the second question is slightly more complicated. Some women put fingers or other objects inside their vaginas when they masturbate, but most don't. They concentrate their efforts on the clitoris instead, the sensitive little shaft just below the pubic bone.

But even those women who prefer to have something inside their vaginas when they masturbate still don't necessarily tear their hymens.

To understand why, you need to know a bit about the hymen, which is usually a stretchy little flap of skin that blocks about 10-20% of the vaginal opening. You might not have one at all. You might have one that is already torn or eroded, because really thin ones are quite fragile. Or you might have one that covers a lot more than 20% of the opening.

The point is that if you have a hymen, you might tear it if you put something hard inside your vaginal opening. If you live in a society where the state of your hymen matters, that's probably a bad idea.

(If you live in a Western country where hymens don't matter, it's a good idea to get rid of it before you have sex, so go ahead and stretch it gently every time you masturbate.)

Hello, I am twenty eight years old. I live with my wife and I love her.

Every day and night I think of her. I would go through hell and back just to be by her side. I would feel dead inside if she ever left me. I always wait for her to come home when she's at work. I always make sure the house is spick and span when she arrives. I take care of all of the chores, including cleaning and cooking, because I want to make her happy. I'll do anything to make her happy. But even if I do all the work, I do tend to make mistakes.

Let me explain. One day, I was dusting the bookshelf near the couch, and I accidentally knocked a picture down. It broke, with glass scattered at my feet and the picture facing upwards. I remember hearing her loud and fast footsteps as she descended the stairs. It filled my heart with joy to know she would run down the stairs just to check up on me. She saw the picture, and I explained that I knocked it down by accident. I was rewarded so generously with a hard slap to the face, and some loving words said through a loud voice.

Please do not think of this as abuse. These moments where I am disciplined for mistakes I make are really my fault. I assure you, I love it when Jenni hits me, whether it be with a chair, a book, or some other object. I especially love when she hits me with her own hands. Knowing that she would rather hit me on her own than with some random thing around the house gives me such joy. Sometimes, when there is silence, and I am able to sit and feel the pain of all the wounds she inflicted, I am overjoyed, tremendously pleased at the work she has done.

My, I do enjoy when her hits leave a mark. The bruises, cuts, scratches, and other injuries leave my body looking more and more beautiful each passing day. I even have the scar from our first date. That memory is still pleasurable to remember. We had just finished going out to dinner, and I gladly paid for everything, since she forgot her billfold. However, I had made a fool of myself before we left the restaurant. I accidentally pushed a waitress over. I helped her up, grabbing her hand and getting her back up on her feet. Jenni did not like that, however, and as soon as we came home, she choked me. Her hands wrapped so lovingly around my neck that I'm certain the only reason I'm alive today is because my love for her saved me from dying. I still have the black and blue ring of bruises around my neck, and they are gorgeous.

Everyone seems to worry however. My parents call multiple times a day, wondering where I am. Of course, she picks up and explains that I'm working. How nice of her. She answers the phone so often that I don't even remember the last time I talked to my parents. And that's a good thing, too. I hated them with all my being, and I hope Jenni answers the phone for me for years to come. My parents aren't the only ones that worry. My friends, siblings, hell, even my exes seem to worry. But do not worry, friends, I am still here.

People always ask why I don't leave. The reason is very simple: I do not want to. I love Jenni to much to let her go, and I never plan on leaving. In fact, I hope she is reading this because I want her to see how much I care about her.

Letters are very important to me. That's how my wife and I first met. We were pen pals, and sent letters to each other. Our relationship started right when I sent the first letter. Ah, yes, I remember exactly what I put in the first letter. I detailed about how I was great at all types of things like cooking, cleaning, washing dishes, doing laundry, and other such things. She read my first letter, then she sent one back. All of the special moments we had started with the first letter. I'm so glad I sent the first letter.

Even as Jenni and I grow old, we are still inseparable. Each wound feels like a new memory, a new thing to hold dear to me. Every drop of blood was added to my ocean of love for her. And as we get more and more attached, more and more cuts and bruises are added.

And, for all of you wondering, yes, I think the sex is amazing. It's a mixture of pleasure and pain, and it's the best feeling in the entire world. I don't want to get too into detail, but I love how she implements every type of abuse into the bedroom. It spices things up, while also giving both of us what we love.

So, I'm afraid this is the end of my little passion-drived rant. I just wanted to say how much I love my wife. I hope you all will find a partner that loves and cares for me as much as Jenni does. I hope I get abused more and more in the future, but for now I am very content.

Even now, I couldn't be happier.

Tinalex:
What's the big deal an bout you sef, my girlfriend fine pass you. It was then I knew he was a real fool, whom silence is required on his matter.

Hey girl, are you Google because you're everything I am searching for? Can I have your digits.

AishaBuhari:

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lol at lalastica, him dance no be here. Ishilove !!!

Culled from Lifehacker. Good stuff, happy reading .

Vanessa Marin

"Hand jobs don’t get the respect they deserve. They’re an activity that many people (especially heterosexual people) haven’t done since they were teenagers. But, just like fingering a woman, manually stimulating a man can be one of the best ways to give focused stimulation. Here’s everything you need to know to give a fantastic hand job.

Make Sure He’s on Board
My first couple of steps are identical to my recommendations for fingering a woman. Enthusiastic consent is key. Some guys just don’t like hand jobs, or won’t want one in that particular moment. That’s OK.


*Enthusiasm is essential on the giver’s end too.

Enthusiasm is so crucial to great sex. If your partner can tell you’re just going through the motions, it’s going to be really hard for them to lie back and receive. If you’ve never given your partner a hand job before, play that up. Let him know you’re excited to try something new, and to give his penis some focused attention. Compliment the size and shape of his penis.

*Get Prepared

Wash your hands and make sure your nails are short and smooth.

Let’s do a quick anatomy refresher. The shaft is the majority of the penis. It’s capped off by the head of the penis, which typically looks like a mushroom cap. The head will be exposed if he’s circumcised, and covered with a foreskin if he’s not. If he’s not circumcised, the foreskin will typically retract on its own when he’s erect, so the head of the penis is exposed. On the underside of his penis is his frenulum. It looks like a little seam, and is typically ultra-sensitive. At the base of his penis are his testicles. The strip of skin between his testicles and anus is called the perineum.

*Get into Position

Have him lie flat on his back. If he wants to watch the action, he can sit up a bit, with some pillows propped behind him for support. Sit between his legs, facing his head. You can sit cross-legged, or stretch your legs out on top of his. You want to be able to be comfortable for a decent amount of time, so do whatever maneuvering you need to do.

*Use Lube

Lube is absolutely essential for a great hand job. The penis doesn’t self-lubricate, you need to use lube to ensure that things go smoothly. I like silicone lubes like Pjur Original—the best because you can go forever without needing to reapply. They also feel fantastic against the skin.

*Ask Him to Show You

I left out one crucial piece of advice in my fingering a woman article—ask her to show you what she likes! This advice works for a hand job as well. Tell him, “I want to see what you do when you touch yourself.” Then pay attention to his grip, technique, and speed. It’s incredibly erotic to watch.

In particular, I think it’s helpful to get a sense of how tightly he squeezes his penis. If you don’t have a penis yourself, you might be nervous about using too much pressure. But the most common complaint I hear from men is that their partners don’t use a firm enough grip. If you can’t get a good enough sense from watching him, try this—grip his penis, and slowly increase the pressure. Ask him to stop you until you get to the pressure that feels best for him.

*Get Your Basic Movement Down

The basic hand job technique is to move your hand up and down his shaft. I recommend a gentle back-and-forth twisting motion with your wrist as you move up and down, to give him a little extra stimulation as you go. Focus a bit of extra attention on the sensitive head. You may want to slow down a bit once you get to the head, or squeeze a bit tighter.

Once you get comfortable, you can try using two hands. You can place one fist on top of the other, and move them up and down in unison. Or try interlacing your fingers, and wrapping both hands around his penis. Another fun trick is to wrap one hand around the head of his penis, and slide it down his shaft to the base. As soon as you hit the base, repeat the movement with your other hand. Release at the base, so your hands keep moving in one direction only. Keep doing this over and over again. It will feel like he’s endlessly penetrating your hands.

*Get Other Parts of the Body Involved

While you’re working his shaft with one hand, use your other hand to explore the rest of his genitals. The testicles are a great place to stimulate. Be more delicate with his testicles than you are with his shaft. Hold both of his testicles in your hand, and gently squeeze or tug on them. The skin between his testicles can be particularly sensitive, so try lightly holding the skin between your thumb and pointer finger, and slowly moving your fingers from the base of his testicles down to the edge.

You can also play with his perineum and his anus. Use a lubed-up knuckle to apply a good amount of pressure to the perineum. A kneading motion can work well. If you have his permission, you can also apply a bit of pressure to his anus.

*Ask for Feedback

Don’t be afraid to ask him for feedback about what he likes best or what he wants you to do. Communicating during a hand job can be really hot—and very helpful!"

I have a confession to make , I'm 6'2 that's really skinny, only about 75 kg. Most of the time my arms and legs seem too long and I don't know what to do with my arms and legs most of the time. How can I fix this?

TONY56:
I have done just that and I advised people to try to participate in the first auction of the year cause I felt it is likely going to be the best rate for the quarter and possibly next quarter.
I have since been proven to be right. If you feel that it may rise later this year, you may opt for 182days but personally, I doubt because all the indices I am seeing does not suggest that it may rise this year.

Oil price is going up again globally, the Naira is not likely to depreciate, Nigerian government is making more money from oil, our reserves is growing and whether some people believe or not, Nigeria is out of recession, our stock market is about the best in the world now in terms of returns on investments and performance this year though that bubble can burst anytime and the government has embraced the euro bond which is cheaper than borrowing from us through the sale of Treasury Bills. So government is no longer under pressure like before and the foreign portfolio managers are bringing in foreign currencies to invest again which is good for government and the economy.

So, as for ME, if I have more money, I will lock it in for 364 days and if the rates should go as low as about 5% which I hope and pray doesn't happen, I may even off load some before maturity if I have need for it and lose little or insignificant part of my upfront interest.

DISCLAIMER! !!
Please, I am not an expert but that is the way I see it. So do not take it as an expert's advice. I am doing it at my own risk and if you take to it too, it's at your own risk.

Nice analysis, but I disagree with you on Euro bond being cheaper than Treasury bills. Naira value can be manipulated by the federal government in their favour, Euro not so much.

I am 6' 2 and it is pretty awesome. You're tall but not excessively so. I can change lightbulbs without a stepstool.

Originalsly:
Forget utilities and public transportation....where in the USA can someone rent a place for $1000/year?

monthly!

TONY56:
THE ABOVE VIDEO IS NOT NICE AT ALL PLEASE!!!

People, especially newbies who don't really understand how Treasury Bills work should please throw the above video into the trash because it's a misleading interview as I have already posted earlier.

Even in the follow up or second part of that interview, the interviewee was calculating N2,500/3 to be equal to N450. Can you imagine?


I have painstakingly looked for a better video in its place that will explain Treasury Bill better to everyone
Please find it below and compare with the one above.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2vAnm6sEWM

I like this one better, with the busty presenter. Keep your vaseline and tissue paper handy.

Originalsly:
How much rent does an average security pay in a year in the USA?...how much is that in naira and how much do you make with your degree?

You can spend as low as $1000 for one person, this will include rent and utilities, public transportation and feeding.

Ishilove:
We are a very strong and resilient people, which is why I keep praying that all those forcing us to be resilient against our wishes will keep battling cancer of various types.

I am disappointed in you, you wish cancer upon a fellow human being, that's bitchy

Eking:
U r the one not getting it. Granted qualitynog life is OK, good roads , constant light and security but most people abroad live paycheck to paycheck. Most are even in debt . if u doubt find out. That money might sound huge but over there its nothing . I have spent time here and in the USA so I know .

But in Nigeria you don't have good roads, constant light and security, at least most people don't. So what is your point exactly? Like I said before if you are smart, you can manage your money while you improve your self, it will cost you time and hard work. In the western world People run into debt because they buy a lot of stuff that is not really required. System is designed for you to spend money on goods, if you understand this you can limit your expenditure and still have it good, my parents lived in Italy while schooling from late 70's to early 90's.

Eking:
Shut up.. That's low income in the USA.. U talk like he is spending Naira.. I don't like how u guys convert dollar to Naira and start blind comparisons

You don't get it, do you? A low income earner in the USA lives a far better life than his counterpart in Nigeria. I will rather be a poor guy in the USA than here in Nigeria.

Millz404:
Let me even go into the money talk
People just compare currencies anyhow.... A security man in yankee might be earning $27000 a year. That's $2250 per month... Do you know that rent for an apartment can be as high as $500 to $800 per month?

Yes bro, i know that, if you don't over spend on frivolities you can manage $1200 per month and save the rest. If you are smart you can be doing that while you are schooling or learning a trade. In a few years you would have doubled your income.

Millz404:
Him still be gate man.... Na deir my story start and end.... Weda him d collect wetin trump d collect no follow for my analysis.....

Ok, your story end there not my own sha.

Frenchfriez:
You're also falling into the mirage others fall into, ofcus the grass is always greener on the other side.
A common mistake many folks make is equating the face value of the dollar to the naira. No broh, don't do that. The naira is presently 365 to a dollar. Matter of factly, the daily stipends that unskilled workers earn I'd barely sufficient to lead a balanced life and have savings, considering all the bills that need to be paid. They only encourage themselves that they are happy cos they actually are living a better live relative to those in the shithole called Nigeria.

you don't know that, do you know food is cheaper in the usa than it is in Nigeria, with 2 dollars (720 naira) you can buy a kilo of chicken. If you are savvy you can have an ok life and still save money.