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Kanwulia: Please, stop making them to feel 'all important'!
I DO IT MYSELF!
A husband's role is for PROCREATION only.
The rest, I can do FOR/BY MYSELF!

I nor sen am o! Hiahnn!

well....not incase of every family...chores pass chores...you should know oooooooo

Kanwulia: It takes two abi?

abi nioooo (yes it is ooo)

Kanwulia: Nonsense woman!
Please, take control of your emotions and LIFE. . . AND STOP WHINING!
Nanzenze!

Na you be the first to carry belle for school?

chai.......hmmmmm

Kanwulia: I would like to read from the sister!

hmmm...that is tru oooo
and would be interesting though.....

It’s Saturday and despite a BUSY week, you’re up early again. You drag yourself out of bed and start facing chores. You make breakfast, your darling husband eats, leaves his dishes on the table and moves to the Living room to enjoy T.V (despite the fact that the living room needs some cleaning up). Your kids are very young and can’t help much with chores. You’re exhausted and tensed, yet all the clutter stares you in the face. But what riles you the most? Of course! It’s the sight of your sweetheart concentrated on the TV, totally unconcerned about your running here and there!
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MARRIAGE TIPS NOBODY TELLS US…

Unfortunately, the scene described above is quite common in these parts. What to do? Consider these tips:

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TALK to him about it. Try to communicate your feelings without sounding confrontational.
THE few occasions on which he offers to help, accept it (even if you don’t really need his help at the time).
WHEN he helps out, give him a treat. It doesn’t have to involve spending money. Just make sure it communicates your thoughtfulness and appreciation. Knowledge of your husband’s turn-ons should come in handy here.
4 IMPORTANT REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD GET HELP

ACCEPT the fact that he may NEVER be as concerned as you are about housekeeping.
DON’T be a boss-lady. It’s a complete turn-off for most men!
IF he doesn’t do something to your satisfaction, don’t adjust it immediately in his presence. You know how you used to feel back then when mum came into the kitchen and threw all the dishes you just washed back in the sink.
YOUR TEENAGER AND CHORES

KNOW when to ask for help. You definitely don’t want to ask him to help with the trash can while he’s boiling- or worse, hungry!
FINALLY, and very importantly, if you know where patience is sold, don’t hesitate to use up your bank accounts on it. BUY IN BULK!
Hope you find these tips helpful. If you know of any other tips that can get our husbands off their seats and helping around the house, please feel free to share!
http://www.mamagidi.com/husband-wont-help-house-chores/

Burger01: Eleribu. Mistakenly! My foot. And I believe the sister mistakenly got pregnant for you. Abeg, is this offence punishable by death?

Not sure oooo..

KANO—A 25 year old man, Shamsu Isa, yesterday told a magistrate court in Kano State that he impregnanted his elder sister in error.
Isa spoke shortly after appearing before the court, following a report made by the Ward Head of the Takalmawa Quarters, to the police that the accused person was having sexual intercourse with his elder sister, contrary to the law.
The First Information Report by the police stated that a case of incest was reported to the police following the discovery that Isa’s elder sister, identified as Na’ima was carrying her younger brother’s baby.
“On July 4, 2014, the Ward Head of Takalmawa Quarters reported to the police that, Shamsu Isa was having sexual intercourse with his elder sister.
However, when the charge was read to Isa, he said: ‘’The allegation levelled against me is true. All that had been read against me, is true, it was a mistake, I mistakenly inpregnated her, my elder sister.”
According to the charge, the accused person committed “incest contrary to section 390 of the Penal Code Law. Naima Isa, 27, is believed to have a weak mind is heavy.’’
The prosecutor, Corporal Ibrahim Abdulrazak applied for the matter to be adjourned to another date, to enable the police conclude investigations into the case.
The Senior Magistrate, Ummi Sani Kurawa, while delivering her ruling, ordered that, Isa be remanded in prison custody, and adjourned the matter to August 4, for mention.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/07/mistakenly-impregnated-elder-sister-man-25-tells-court/

enm: I pray we will all listen and do what is right

AMEN!

MMotimo: Nothing I cannot eat for breakfast and can in fact eat anything at anytime of the day if I'm hungry enough.

abi oooooo

Browsing through history (autoevolution) I discovered that the inevitable had happened in the past on our roads and it’s hard to find someone to blame. Back in August 2010, China was crowned the unofficial “host” of the mother of all traffic jams, with a huge car panorama that stretched for more than 62 miles (100 km) and lasted for 12 days.
https://s1.cdn.autoevolution.com/images/news/the-longest-traffic-jam-in-history-12-days-62-mile-long-47237_1.jpg

Amazing video below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X76qVLH8Rw

Imagine if you were trapped in similar traffic jam. What will you do either as car owner, hired driver or even passenger?

Cool and encouraging to average lagosians.

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these are captivating although not much like most African home though

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A life touching story:
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I USED to be that innocent girl who had the world at her feet. I was beautiful and I had eyes and hips that could make men sway, and to top it all up, I was a Christian, a very good Christian with a heart burning for God.

When I entered the university, I met a guy, his name was Derrick. I couldn't believe my luck the first time I bumped into him on my way to class. He had such a kind smile and a tender look that weakened my knees when he spoke.

Because I was late for class we couldn’t talk much but barely three weeks later, I met him at the fresher’s night party and I was overwhelmed. We got talking and I found out that he was in his second year and from that night, we became an inseparable pair. At first, we were friends and as months passed by, we got closer and closer and the chemistry between us was undeniable.

About a year after I entered the university, Derrick and I started dating. He was everything a girl could ever want and desire save the fact that he wasn’t so much of a Christian. Derrick had magical hands that made him hard to resist and most times I fell for it. At first, I felt bad but when I couldn’t help falling into the same pit I killed the guilt on my inside. And then one day, one of my friends said I was getting fatter and that got me thinking and in the process I began to link the dots…first I had a vomiting spree every morning which I thought was due to a flu and then I had this morning sickness which I felt was due to stress and then my missing period…oh no it can’t be possible I said to myself, I couldn’t be pregnant!!!

After a series of tests outside school, I realized the deadliest truth: I was indeed pregnant. I was only nineteen, I still had a whole life ahead of me, what was I going to do? I couldn't tell my parents, they wouldn't hear of it. I had to go to Derrick to tell him what I had found out.

On telling him, I saw him fly into a temper I had never seen in my life. He was so hysterical, calling me all sorts of names and I didn't even know when I started crying heart drenching tears of hurt and betrayal. When he looked into my eyes he must have realized how scared and hurt I was and so he pulled me close and ran his hands through my hair until I had calmed down and then he said to me in the most subtle voice ever: “why don’t you have an abortion?”. I pulled back instantly, I couldn’t have an abortion! But when he talked about my parents and the sanctioning of the school and the fellowship which I belonged to, I knew I had no other choice.
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Derrick had made all the arrangements and so on the supposed day we went to the room-like clinic. I shivered all through my way there but Derrick kept telling me that it would be okay and that he was proud that I made such a brave decision. When I entered into the room where the abortion was supposed to take place, I laid down on the table trying to dissociate my mind from what I was about to do and then a young man told me sternly, “you know I can’t perform this procedure with your underwear on” and then I began to pull it off. As I did this, a sense of guilt overwhelmed me, first I had pulled off my underwear of pleasure and now I was pulling it off to get rid of the stigma the pleasure had brought…what a shame, I felt so exposed.

All through the times that I felt instruments coming in and out of me, I kept thinking of the lady I had become and the hypocrite I had transformed into. I let out a sigh, only if I can get through this I muttered… only if…and then I felt a sharp pain pierce through the whole of my body, I screamed but then the doctor told me to be quiet. I felt another pain but this time I bit my lip and then the pain began to come in successions. I instinctively knew that something was wrong but I was too weak to talk or to move and then I heard the voices of Derrick and the doctor talking about the fact that I was bleeding excessively. The pain was so unbearable and I could feel myself getting weaker and weaker. With the last strength in me, I pleaded with God “Oh Lord, I’m so sorry for taking my underwear off, please forgive me.” and I drifted into a world where the pain seemed less hurtful and the voices seemed more distant.

Friends, our bodies are the temple of the Lord… Do not take off your underwear when the time is not right. Lots of girls who gained admission into the university as virgins eventually lost it so cheaply to guys who have nothing to do with their

destinies. In a bid to get a certificate, they sold out a destiny that certificate cannot guarantee.

Friends, permit me to say it for the umpteenth time, even if you have lost your virginity, you can become chaste again! Record a period of virginity from a particular time till marriage and in the presence of God, you are as chaste as someone who has known no man because you have chosen to honor Him again despite your past.

Virtuous women aren’t in bed with their fiancé right now. If he is sleeping with you…he’s sleeping with others. Yup, you are not the only one. A boyfriend, even a long term one, is STILL not a husband. Too many women are giving boyfriends husband privileges! We keep losing what is rightfully ours because we keep messing with what’s not ours. There is just something classy about a woman who can control her emotions!

Many have been laid on the slab of abortion, yet they keep involving in activities that will take them back on that slab! Risking it all!
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Please, DON’T TAKE OFF YOUR UNDERWEAR! Any man who has not signed his life to you is not worth it!
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Advice: please dear readers contribute your comments or reactions below

Chai...7:1

DECOtech: The 7th goal is the "full stop" punctuation mark

still counting...any lesson.....

Now 7 to 0.....

Brazil of all countries(first time in history that any country will beat Brazil down to earth 7 to 1). German finally spelt BRAZIL with 6-0 score. Qualifying German for final. What is your take on this?

I discovered that I have hard nails (not easy to cut) and most times it breaks blades in the cause of cutting it off especially the toe-nails seems hardest. Due to this I tried many things to solve it but non worked well until I discovered a natural solution that I will disclose to my readers here.

The natural and simple solution is that I make sure I take my birth before cutting my nails as it becomes so soft that it will not even brake while trimming it down.

Hope this helps someone. Try it and comment and if you know any other method that anyone can use naturally please also add it below.

What is your take on this?

ayomidearo: source: www.punchng.com/education/again-13-year-old-adegboyega-emerges-cowbell-maths-champion

Chai...CONGRATULATIONS.....checking....Pride of Nigeria one day!

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ujsizzle: Came across this, and thought it worth sharing.

This recent piece, written by Todd Hirsch, the Calgary-based chief economist of ATB Financial and author of "The Boiling Frog Dilemma: Saving Canada from Economic Decline", will serve our young graduates as they navigate the job market, even in this most difficult time. The message is simple: whatever your hand finds to do, begin from there. I am well aware that the Nigerian terrain is quite different from the Canadian one on which the author based his thesis but the inherent lesson cuts across boundaries as it simply teaches that fresh graduates should be wise. Here is what Todd Hirsch wrote:

SOURCE: www.

Good tips...thanks OP,,,,,

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Beesluv: Which aspect of Banking is more challenging, boring or stressful?

MARKETING or OPERATIONS

Marketers talk of target and Tellers talk of shortage

Depending on your personality ooo...If you are jofia and likes talking then nothing do you for MARKETING but if you only like to dey sit-down dey work and calculate, then OPERATION section fit you wellaaa......Both are stressfull oooo....If you no want STRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS at-all-at-all don't follow join BANKING SECTOR jobs palafa rara oooooo.....Sit down for your house or seek job else where oooooooo.


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iterator25: www.tribune.com.ng/news/news-headlines/item/9921-13-nigerian-banks-make-top-1-000-world-banks-ranking-zenith-gtbank-first-bank-leads

hmmm. I trust GTB....my bank...kudos to all others as well.....


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Tosusa: National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control, NAFDAC, has commenced enforcement of the deadline for implementation of the Mobile Authentication Service, MAS by pharmaceutical companies nationwide.

The enforcement operation which started last week in Abuja under the auspices of the Pharmacovigilance and Post Marketing Surveillance Directorate of NAFDAC was geared towards mopping up from circulation all anti-malarial and anti-biotic medicines that do not carry on their labels, the MAS scratch and text authentication codes introduced in 2010 by the Agency to save consumers from the menace of fake drugs.

Director-General of NAFDAC, Dr. Paul Orhii who is currently celebrated worldwide for introducing multi-layered anti-counterfeiting technology has vowed that there was no going back on enforcement of compliance with the MAS deadline which has previously been shifted twice in the last three years due to plea for more time by segment of the pharmaceutical industry.

Orhii said NAFDAC has the full support of the President and Honourable Minister of Health, Professor Onyebuchi Chukwu to enforce implementation of the service in a bid to eradicate counterfeit drugs in the country.

He disclosed that firm instruction has been given to all NAFDAC offices across the country to go round various pharmaceutical outlets to enforce compliance as deadline is irreversible and sacrosanct.

”The scratch and text service (MAS) has put the power of detecting counterfeit drugs in the hands of over 100 million mobile phone users in the country,” he added.

Orhii stated that the international community is full of commendation for Nigeria for pioneering the use of cutting-edge technologies in combating counterfeit medicines.


- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/07/nafdac-begins-enforcement-mobile-authentication-service-nationwide/#sthash.WskaMABk.dpuf

Naija is tired of counterfeits...let them hammer them well ooooo for the sake of our HEALTH in this Nation which is equivalent to WEALTH..



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God save Nigeria oooo....Again!!!!



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Ericardo7: Many students currently writing the Senior Secondary Certificate Examination (SSCE) of the National Examinations Commission (NECO) had to chew the cover of their pens today as the examination body surprised them with upgraded means of conducting the exams. One of the rescheduled subjects-Mathematics-was written today and those who wrote said they did not understand how the exam was conducted.
One of such means was the use of Paper Type. This medium which must have been adopted from that of the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board(JAMB) was the one that hit students, especially the ones that wrote in "Miracle Centres" the hardest.
A student of High Standard Comprehensive High School, In Delta State complained bitterly to me after their exams. "Na God go punish NECO.", he cried. "When they brought the question papers, our maths teacher just collect one question paper go dey solve am for us inside him office. After like thirty minutes, the guy come inside hall. he dictate objective, all of us shade. Later dem come copy theory for board, all of us copy am take. Na about ten minutes make exam finish Na we come dey hear say one thing Na paper type. before we know d invigilator collect everything from us. The Paper Type wey d mumu Uncle write Na C and me I be type A".
Many students were found complaining, crying and some even rolling on the floor.
Most of the ones crying were heard making d statement "NECO, Diaris God ooooooo".

God will bless NECO and those that planned it...STUDENTS there is Godooooooooooooooo toooooooo......


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life is CHOICE....just chose RIGHT...shekena!


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lalasticlala: Actress Mimi Orjiekwe posed the question, 'ladies, a broke faithful man or a rich cheater' and she chose a rich cheat and gave her reasons.

I asked a few ladies around me and they all said a rich cheater...and y'all cry wolf when men cheat! Lol.

So ladies, what about you? Rich cheat or broke faithful man?

na wa .. world turning around all because of money...no more woman of virtue by of riches?....

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frodow: After a long while applying for jobs and sending my cv's to Email address, i wana thnk God i just got employed making job search on nairaland.

CONGRATULATIONS

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A Federal High Court in Lagos, has fixed Friday the 11th of July to rule on a “no case submission” made by the Speaker of the Lagos State House of Assembly, Hon. Adeyemi Ikuforiji. As sourced from http://www.channelstv.com/2014/07/07/n500m-money-laundering-charges-ikuforiji-makes-case-submission/
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Hon Ikuforiji is standing trial alongside his aide, Oyebode Atoyebi, on an amended 56 count charge of laundering about N500 million of the Lagos State House of Assembly funds.

Justice Ibrahim Buba reserved ruling after the defence counsel, Chief Wole Olanipekun (SAN) made the no case submission on behalf of his client before the court.

Adopting his submissions, Olanipekun argued that the prosecution had not in any way, made out a case against the accused to warrant him entering the dock to open his defence.

Citing a plethora of authorities, the learned silk argued that the office of a speaker of House of Assembly of a state was constitutionally created, and so, by parity of reasoning, the first accused was sovereign as presently constituted.

He noted that the charge against the accused largely dwelt on transacting with funds above the threshold stipulated by the Money Laundering Act and not necessarily whether they were in cash or not.

He also argued that the accused had not been involved in any transaction within the contemplation of the Act, since all funds collected on his behalf, were based on requisition notes which were approved and handed over to banks, before cash was received.

He concluded that the National Assembly would not have contemplated by the enactment of the Act, that the accused who had only obtained funds officially for the benefit of the Assembly, would now stand trial for performing his official duties.

Chief Olanipekun also pointed out that the prosecution failed to demonstrate elements of conspiracy between the accused persons, he therefore, submitted that prosecution had not made out any case against the accused, for which he was expected to now enter a defence.

Counsel to the the Speaker’s aide, Mr Tunde Akinrimisi, aligned himself with the submissions of Chief Olanipekun.

In response to the submissions of the defence counsel, the prosecutor, Chief Godwin Obla (SAN), urged the court to disregard the arguments of the counsel, and order the accused persons to open their defence.

Obla argued that the confessional statement of the accused persons before the EFCC, was enough evidence on their admission of having transacted with cash of the Assembly, about 57 times.

Aaaaah...NairaLanders what is your take on this?