₦airaland Forum

creamylicious:
ur bones are failing you. its very rigorous

am sure i would be able to handle it, my bones really are very active

creamylicious:
we do a party.... lol we do a party.... lol

really? next time can i join in

onyenro:
no problem on that route. as long as It's before 28. I have moved to the east already. presently @ ogidi

ok, i be visiting families too in Nkpor and if folks are moving i would imagine every one is aprehensive

onyenro:
if u are heading to northern Nig and not apc. worry should be your companion.

yes i i`ll be travelling through Abuja, though my D`nation is benin city

kraftykc:
Glamrock, I see you are bent on relocating to Nigeria which is a great idea. However please hold off until afteerror the elelections before committing on cent to ANYTHING OR ANYONE.
Be safe and best of luck with your ambition.

Abeg this election thing is it that terrible? because am going to nigeria next week, should i be worried?

Glamrock:
I finished high school. Also went to college and have a degree in specialized technology.

me thinks you! can make it in Africa because you seem determined

50calibre:
Yeah I did!! Nigerians are generally not nice. Example you.

hey! why generalise? what have i ever done to you?

Joavid:
Oh no you didn't!!

oh! yes he did.. it bogles the mind

Glamrock:
I'm coming again in August to visit. Thanks for the invite

you are very wellcomed, a lot of families wish to do the same,and some of them are still in denial, and as you asserted earlier on, a lot have no idea what Africa is like, i say follow your heart and Good luck

so now white oyibo people have rejected you, you remember Africa? *just kidding* same here i am going to Africa (nigeria) this easter do ya wanna come with me?

creamylicious:
biting d tips nka? I know of a babe that loves it ooooooo

is not you? is it? and how diid you know she loves it?

why generalise have you tried every nigerian man?

well.. i aint no nigerian man

Perhaps the police man killed a civilian previously and now he got what was coming to him..perharps

You have not met a Jamaican then, apart from the green passport

He just acquired a 6 litre gas guzzling lethal weapon, nothing to be exited about

I feel like strangling these two barbarians

legalised prostitution

KaBabs1:
LOL she just just won snap picture commot, she wasnt even laughing like the other woman. She just dey pout for picture

that other woman has been dead more than 20 years ago

Nori:
dont be deceived! with women look at our actions and not what we say

OK this is a very good advice coming from a lady thanks very much, me thinks you look nice, by the way

tslimpez:
Nothing attractive there

realy?you must be different (in a nice way) i thought this is what ladies want? though i dont have any pecks like them,

and what if they all look like this, but their wallets is empty? no matter how good looking a man is if he is broke am not sure any woman will go near him

wait for him on his way home from work, use a base ball bat to redesign his head if he recover from that, trust me he will never back stab you again

LondonKent:
God forbid. I wouldn't go back to that shiit hole for £1m.

I used d words enjoy cos of the privileges (dvd, tv, satellite tv channels and my own personal room) given to me then.

a guy in work from Ghana was pick up in 2001 i remember going to visit him in Doncaster detention centre near leeds in the end he decided to go back to Ghana

Truckpusher:
And this church thing has eaten deep into their psyche and woe betides you if have a different opinion you'll automatically become the son of the devil in their eyes.

I gave one of those church fellows money and the bros started thanking God in my presence without even thanking me for parting with my little change and when I jokingly talked about not thanking me ,my bro insisted that I was touched by God and I gave up on him.
I'm still waiting for him to show up again with such request then he will need a confirmation phone call from his whatever .

same way last year they were told in church to drink salt water to cure ebola and they believed without consulting a Doctor, perharps God touched you

LondonKent:
I was equally locked down for a whole year.

However, unlike others , I really enjoyed myself throughout my stay there. The question is why was I treated differently? I was treated like king cos I behaved myself all through my stay. I hate insults with all passion and for this reason, I avoided anything that put me in a position of being insulted. I used that words "ENJOY" cos I lived on privilege scheme on through my time there; access to sky tv and my personal room unlike others in massive dormitory with at least about 8 passengers

Right, so what was the different between you and the others? i d have thought that you all were in the same situation (immigration shenanigans) i bet you wouldn`t want to go back there regardless of your enjoyment

tosyne2much:
Yeah give Nigeria a stable economy and watch how the love for Christ would head on diminishing returns

exactly! and i ve always wondered why is it that when some so called christians in nigeria acquires some thing like a new car it means blessing from God and they go for thanks giving but when a white man acquires a car he is like what the f""k? more expensis for petrol and car insurannce and ETC

Truckpusher:
Why do you think they flock into those churches?You feel they Just flock to churches because one Jewish guy was nailed to the cross by the Romans with the consent of his own people, the Jews?
You must be kidding me ,most Nigerians are still going to church because of poverty.And the rich ones amongst them are simply afraid of the unknown .

Create a better a economy today in this country and watch churches become a fashion parade ground.

makes a lot of sense and for some reason they believe their hope is only in in the church and with prayer plus a lot of seed sowing with the little they have, thus becoming poorer and the poorer the more trip to the church, in a country were every one is comfortable (better economy) church is like some were you go for the day (sunday) because they do not need to pray for basic like requirements

LondonKent:
I was co-habitating with my girlfriend who was carrying my baby when I was caught at work and taken to deportation camp.

And by virtue of my daughter being a British(my wife is british), I was able to regularised my stay In the country and it's been 8yrs.

ok so your own case wasnt recent, glad you made it out of the camp

LondonKent:
As a victim of this crime being committed by Immigration staff at deportation camp, I cried for my fellow Nigerians when I got in.

Nigerian police men are like angels compare to these UK immigration guys(not all but 70% of them are on the same platform). They have names for all sort of punishments; one is called BEND If I remember.

I met Nigerians who have been there for almost 2yrs; they look like mad men to me on my first day there. They didn't commit any crime except immigration issues. 89% of Nigerians in deportation camp were caught at work, using fake identities to work.

These immigration officers normally come in the morning around 4am to take d deportees to d airport and the reason why they come in the morning is cos they don't want other detainees to revolt or fight for their friends not to be deported. 4 am in the morning, guys are already sleeping and weak....

Some detainees ll come back with bruises all over their faces simply cos they he detainees refused to board a plane peacefully. Hence these immigration escorts will take the detainees to the back of their waiting van and start beating these African guys like animals. I have seen two of my friends who were brought back from Heathrow with broken legs and hands.

so how did you get out? why couldnt the others get out just like you? any idea? how can one help them to get out?

sirwilly1:
Pls, my question is serious but might be funny. Which one be chartered flight? Na the same way we dey charter bus for naija here they take charter the plane to travel?

yes! is the same way only in this case there will be a lot of people in the flight.. comprende? by the way your question do not sound funny

so sad! the UK goverment is been realy unfair to immigrants from outside the EU but wait o! if they have children or families here they should be able to stay i can help if any of em needs help to come back