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Wrong! wrong! wrong! On all aspect, next thing we will hear that their barracks buildings are colapsing on them, and they would expect us to sympathise with them, hope they all die a horrible death

mickyeddi:
Nigerians! It's not only UAE that does this. Eastern European countries like Bulgaria and the other Balkan states have tougher rules for Nigerians in particular because una wahala too much. No be by force you must travel, you mention farming to a Nigerian they will say God forbid but will happily go and wash toilet and shave old women toto for care home abroad.

jisos! o boy! na wa for you O! were you hear dis your tori from? old women toto?

datalossvictim1:
Thanks to gods, I am British

so am i but would not want to go any were near the UAE they might behead me just for drinking beer or whistling at one of their women , nwanyi oma kedu ka imee?

thecommunist:
lol..dem don do you strong thing too abi?

yes o! them show me pepper

softysparky:
Donjazxy ga aduwa gi mkpuru ife.

did you write in hebrew?

story story, tell this to the donkeys, but wait o! what does hammer means?

thecommunist:
I couldn't care less... These nigeria police force are a bunch of cruel, arrogant, inept and very wicked animals.

and we are happy to see their houses fall on them as soon as possible

softysparky:
Corruption everywhere. Tell me why policemen wont collect 20 naira bribe
Don't be surprised that the funds allocated for renovation have been squandered by some greedy bad eggs among them.

fine girl how are you?

what! people live here?an accident waiting to happen

italian job

1stola:
What is this móron saying
Who opened your cage?

i wonder o!

softysparky:
Still looking for my Johnny.

good looking!

TochiPhotos:
"I don't have a nickname yet but I might consider professor of rats. I started doing this business 4 years ago when I finished school. Then I started by buying the rat poisons in the market and reselling but people complained that it wasn't effective so after some time, I went to research and I setup my own lab and I produce mine now and it's 100% effective and I get food feedback just ask around. About my style of dress, I just decided to stand out and add a little comedy and fun when I'm out there and it makes people notice my market. Some people notice my dressing first and when they come close they see I'm selling rat poison and most do buy so I'll say the marketing strategy is successful." www.thehumansoflagos.com

what? were are the health and safety people in nigeria? they are letting this guy spread germs all over the country in the name of advert for rat killer

FolarinLondon:
That is not pink; that is pure victorian rose colour which is pretty close to Burgundy.

There is nothing as lovely as combination of these lovely colours; His colour(victorian rose) or burgundy with colour checked shirts ll fly u anytime, anyday. And here is one I just picked up from my wardrobe

As you can see, the same checked shirt in different colour, d same collar and of course slim fit suit

nice suit, this is better than the pink one

Me thinks its because of too much McDonald burger and doughnuts

datalossvictim1:
I eat every part ! I love fish.



Thanks darling

yes Afro is cute! real african woman no faking

drlawizle:
Coupled with the fact that the child would be exposed to infections from feeding bottle as its supposed to be on exclusive breastfeeding for 6mths...

These gays are just weak guys who no sabi toast woman & I dont blame them women of nowadays don kolo no be small...but I'll rather self-service for the rest of me life than

insert my meat in a fellow man's hole or worse still allow him damage my shitcanal..wtf?

and they would argue that its not about sex, its about love and companionship and am like.. ok! but dont expect me to understand

CyrusXandria:
Dude,those same lines have been spilled over and over again.

You guys just don't get it.Gays are all around you and deserving of happiness in all realms(family included) whether or not you accept them or feel otherwise.

look! its not about accepting them, its the fact that is incomprehensible, for me o! its not like they are gonna harm me its entirely their perogative

CyrusXandria:
Sorry,but it don't work like that,first off,God loves the parents,moreso,he loves the child more for he is blameless and innocent from all sins in this world.
If at all he grows up,his gratitude will always be with his two lovely dads for bringing him so far.Love is a strong thing,if the foundation is built with love,the family pillars surely will last.You get it now.

really! tufiakwa! anyway as long as not in my backyard, they can do what they want, i feel sorry for the poor baby,but wait o! might the baby turn out gay too?

FolarinLondon:
@Op, you are wrong; you can say Jim iyke is one of the best stylish and fashionable guys in Nollywood. Check these guys below out:

Bryan Okpara
Ik Ogbona
Uti Nnwachukwu
Alexx Ekubo
My humble self (Hug transformer)

who the hell! wears a pink suit?

rokiatu:
thank you.

fine girl! every thing is in the right places, will you marry me?

cococandy:
are you kidding me?

I eat this all the time. Very filling and nutritious too. No stomach upset ever

perhaps i ate too much of it on that day, i also had smoothie that could also be the reason, co,s it was horrible i was on the train kept running up and down the loo for the whole of my journey, though they are supposed to be nutritious and i agree

cococandy:
Banana strawberry smoothie for breakfast

this will have you running up and the toilet all day, do not eat this for breakfast esspecially if you are travelling long distance, you will end up shi"tting in your pants/trousers,skirts

this guy no even fine pass me! * who go say im mama soup no sweet*

sophtaf:
read what's writen again,u obviously do nt get d gist!

sorry my bad me still thinks it could still be okrika

Kachisbarbie:
Nah, you're getting it twisted joor. Checkout people that wear wristwatch on the right hand : they have this effortless swag.

only i ve not heard of any rules which states specifictly on which wrist watchs should be worn, methinks i can wear it in my bu"tt so long as it can tell time which its meant to do in the first place

M4gunners:
Aunty without money, ur level of dressing will definitely not be in the same category as someone who has money.

naa! as long as my a"ss is washed and clean and dont smell,me thinks am good to go , does not matter what you wear is how it fits you that matters

Kachisbarbie:
For the fact that he wears his wristwatch on his right hand, I give him 100%.
Only people with CLASS and STYLE, pull that off.

Rubbish! so people like me who wear wristwaches on our neck we kno get class and style abi?

sexyseun:
But this one is different, we get personal issues for real

Abeg tell us na! lets be the judge wether he is nasty as you have accused

sophtaf:
bad belle things! Weda na o.k or new no mata,wetin mata bi say e sabi wearam!!!

can you proof that they are not okrika collection? were you there when he paid for them cloths

alotofgrace:
wetin be all dis okrika collections

nao! wao! the guy is proberbly believing he is on fashion here you are calling it okrika collections, you bad o!