₦airaland Forum

Samgreguc:
happy Christmas and a happy new year in advance to u sir..



sir, I know of someone that couldn't make up to 180 in her UTME but, made more than half in her certificate examination. ..

was thinking there will be a certificate to year 1 list but since it was joined with the others (in last list).
Please is there any hope for her?

You must have at least 180 in UTME to transit from remedial to year 1, kindly advice candidate to repeat cert and buy another Jamb form.

Those drivers hardly get good sleep, the company appears to be setting up unrealistic targets.

As a Port Harcourt resident, Tourists coming to this part of the world should look forward to the following.

Sight of endless dustbin thrown by residents at either one side of the road or in the middle median which normally should be dividing the road. This median has been turned into a walkway by some and a market place of sorts by many.

Most junctions in Port Harcourt doubles up as an unplanned market and a bus stop and together with the refuse dump causes holdup. The tourist will be amazed at how Human beings pass by with the heat and stench.

The tourist will notice numerous Police check points where money changes hands without much being said.

The tourist will notice a lot of church signboards and buildings and should take time out to attend one of the church services to get to know the Nigerian mentality, he may run into a governor by the way.

There are some Sand dredging sites scattered around Port Harcourt especially around the Choba bridge area, try and visit too.

Every tourist should take a fast visit to Okrika and observe the level of environmental pollution being caused by the Port Harcourt refinery that is working at about 2% capacity.

The tourist if he has mind can visit the kalabari nation states of Abonnema, Degema, Ifoko and drink peppersoup with fresh fish and palm wine.

Welcome to my Rivers State

#bringbackpostutme

JJuanMiguel:
same to you, please do you have the idea of the cut off mark that uniport used for Medicine?

Can't really say.

The banking system in Nigeria is passing through really bad times. ATM management should be giving to third party companies. No ATM inside UNIPORT has cash on Christmas day, before that the banks did not have cash.

This can lead to a popular uprising in a normal society but unfortunately Nigeria is so divided and abnormal.

Merry Christmas

Ibori has to contest the next election so as to get immunity from further prosecution in Nigeria.

If he contests he will win so APC just has to woo him to contest in their party.

Come to PH where we queue for at least 2 days.

Naira too is now so scarce.

What is the point calculating for 7 or 8 o level subjects when only 5 are relevant?

Post Utme would have solved all this mess we are experiencing this year.

There is normally a caveat as regards admission process though, the decision by the committee of provost and deans acting on behalf of the University Senate is final.

madridguy:
You that said you don't know why MMM frozen mavro, hear this, yesterday in Port Harcourt ,Ecobank was not able to pay people complete but only 50% payment once you are withdrawing 100k upwards. People in Port Harcourt lamenting on that action.

MMM haters una see una life?

unconfirmed reports say banks in PH today were paying 20k maximum.

He who fails to prepare; prepares to fail. We should stop being champions in lateness.

This case appears to have been done and dusted.

dumie:
No other Delta state governor has achieved his performance record he set..Hence the celebration

So so true, Ibori is a saint compared to the likes of Uduaghan.

Their workers and management were paid 100% salaries and extra large bonuses.

Welcome to Nigeria

The refineries in Port Harcourt have polluted the entire atmosphere.

observing

This is good news.

There are many kinds of Nigerian english

Is it Nwokocha or Wokocha?

kudos to the Nigerian Police for a job well done in fishing out the killers.

Interesting

Benin to Lagos is a straight road, this is penny wise, pound foolish.

When we said GEJ failed the south south in terms of infrastructure development, you guys thought we were lying. This is a road that should have been dualized.

vodutive:
stop showing your ignorance $1 = 1.05 Euros $3m = 3.15m Euros, what's the difference? not to tall of when we are talking about $2.1B defense funds stolen

Again you mention Israel but end up showing your ignorance The US gives Israel $3.8 BILLION a year (not million, Billion) in defense aid

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-israel-statement-idUSKCN11K2CI

The white man is not giving you cash, he is giving you equipment worth $3m. You think he is helping you? Maybe but which company manufactures the item, I bet you it is German, so when they donate equipment they are putting their people to work and guess what? when the equipment need spare parts, where will you get them from....you are learning...Yes you will take your hard earned cash and come to Germany...who benefits..German workers!!! Yet you have a company owned by the govt called Defense industral company of Nigeria (DICON) that is supposed to manufacture defense equipment for the country that is moribund becasue people keep stealing money. And you are here celebrating chicken change!!!


come correct before you try and take me on I'm not your typical dullard uninformed Nairalander

Nice analysis, but with the horrible power situation is DICON still producing and at what cost?

bankyblue:
When u deliver for. Me this is what u get. #election gain

See hypothesis

Buhari's foreign trips are beginning to yield positive fruits.

God bless Nigeria.

nice narration

No respite from this environmental calamity.

Quite hilarious.