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Crime / Re: I Stole Car To Raise Money For Marriage — Suspect by OtunbaJ: 11:34am On Aug 13, 2018
All because of UKU,IKEBE, DOWAYU. grin grin cheesy grin
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Attacks Adams Oshiomhole, Apc Chairman by OtunbaJ: 11:30am On Aug 13, 2018
[quote author=Roger3D post=70217892] He will not be returned, we have Yahaya Bello to see to that.[/] Both DIno and Yahaya are not coming back. They state is tired of them. They are all waste resources.
Politics / Re: My Bad Experience During Voter's Card Registration In Abuja by OtunbaJ: 3:41pm On Aug 11, 2018
Well I went for mine around 7am and got registered at around 2:30pm. Least I forget, everybody that got registered drop #200. Now the target for the day was 250 people after last no. was issued they stop given no. u are to come back the next day. Now the mathematics (200×250= Ans× 6days) lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed. Naija for real.
Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Steps Out In Style For 2018 AMVCA Nominees Cocktail Party by OtunbaJ: 7:50am On Aug 11, 2018
Ok
Celebrities / Re: Tastebuds Benedicta Elechi Celebrates Her 40th Birthday With Dinner Party (Pics) by OtunbaJ: 1:33pm On Aug 07, 2018
Congratulations sis, but pls did he mean to say wife because I don't understand fiancé at 40 with how many children? Just asking anyway
Celebrities / Re: Ronke Tiamiyu: "Yoruba Boys Talk Too Much, Igbo Boys Are Coded To Date” by OtunbaJ: 10:17pm On Aug 03, 2018
Well, the true is when u cherish what u have, u will definitely want d world to know about it. But if na to chop n clean mouth, ha! My dear na coded things o. So Ronke I believe when u are done sampling with ur body u will realise this.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Drops New Song On His ‘return To PDP’ (video) by OtunbaJ: 8:45pm On Aug 02, 2018
Hmmmmm, and we call this Nigeria lawmaker, what kind of laws do u expect from such people. God pls we need true leaders now things like this

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Career / Re: Pretty Nigerian Fire Fighter Is Causing A Twitter Meltdown (Photos) by OtunbaJ: 4:20pm On Jul 21, 2018
HungerBAD:
But why?

Why was her info not added?what if we need to contact the Firefighters now?
call the fire service control room 08032003557. U don't need the babe's contact
Politics / Re: Ekiti: MURIC Speaks On Why Fayemi Must Appoint Muslim Cabinet by OtunbaJ: 3:36pm On Jul 18, 2018
How many Christian is in kano state cabinet or sokoto , Gombe, Kastina or other northern States. Mr man get out from here. Most we bring religion to everything in this county. Mteeeew

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NYSC / Re: Struggles After NYSC ... (Welcome To The Real World) - Meme Collection by OtunbaJ: 10:38pm On Jul 09, 2018
U didn't add Newspaper stands (vendors) will be there second home
Phones / Re: German Student Invents Phone Casing With Pops Out Legs by OtunbaJ: 10:35pm On Jul 01, 2018
Gizmomachine:
True talk but trust China, it will be followed by a cheaper Chinese version after the official launch.
Naija, only to they kill ourselves in the name of religion. May God help us.
Sports / Re: Different Versions Of The Nigerian Jersey - Meme Collection by OtunbaJ: 4:01pm On Jun 25, 2018
Deltayankeeboi:
Super chickens. Asoebi boys.

Imagine them celebrating a win against common iceland as if it was the world cup final match that they won.

Mediocres. Celebrating mediocrity is what they are good at.

I just can't wait for Argentina to beat and mess up the super chickens tomorrow and end all these nonsense high hopes people are having.

Permutation every world cup. I dey shame for naija.

Argentina 3 or 4 : Super chickens 1.

All of una go hail tomorrow
If I can advice u pls stay away from DRUGS, is affecting ur sense of reasoning.
Sports / Re: Different Versions Of The Nigerian Jersey - Meme Collection by OtunbaJ: 3:57pm On Jun 25, 2018
OtunbaJ:
can u see d effect of INDIA HEM, young man can u stay away from DRUGS
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Celebrities / Re: Mimi Orjiekwe Shades Charles Billion For Doing A Condom Advert by OtunbaJ: 4:27pm On Apr 13, 2018
Issokey
Sports / Re: France Vs Nigeria: Women's Friendly - 8 - 0 (Full Time) by OtunbaJ: 10:05pm On Apr 06, 2018
Hi guys, pls how do I form a threat or add thret to Nairaland.

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Romance / Lovely Pre-wedding Pictures Of Fire Officers (fed Fire Service) by OtunbaJ: 10:10am On Apr 04, 2018
Check out these lovely pre-wedding pictures of officers of Federal Fire Service. God bless your union.

Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Juliet Ibrahim To Make Cee-C Ambassador For Her Eyelash Line by OtunbaJ: 7:24am On Mar 26, 2018
Ceecee, this babe need to learn how to leave n relate with people. So full of herself.
Politics / Re: Fateema Ganduje And Ajibola Ajimobi Are A Non-virtuous Couple – Kwankwaso by OtunbaJ: 5:08pm On Mar 07, 2018
Are u own children virtuous or because they are taking their codin n tremor secretly abi. Oga kwans go n sit down abeg
Career / Re: What Is The Salary Structure Of The Nigerian Immigration Service? by OtunbaJ: 8:27am On Mar 05, 2018
sikowitz17:
Basic paramilitary payment structure is 126k.....allowances differ according to service and posting... So you Might earn the same as a customs officer, nscdc, police.... But because of their different allowance allocation.. Eventually a customs officer can earn more than you... So you get... But basic is 126k... This for the console 8 entry for graduates... I do not know how much undergraduates and other degree holders earn..
That is not true o, police level 8 126, while other paramilitary 117k but custom is 86k. Thanks
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Is Watching "Black Panther" (Photos) by OtunbaJ: 11:13pm On Mar 03, 2018
Am so?
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Reacts To Comment About Him On Facebook From Someone He Helped by OtunbaJ: 8:32am On Feb 22, 2018
These are men that deserve to be IGP in dis country but they wouldn't give dem, they will ending bringing one unqualified person in d name of favouritism. God will help us in this country.

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Celebrities / Re: Professor Akinwunmi Isola Is Dead! by OtunbaJ: 3:52pm On Feb 17, 2018
RIP the great man.
Education / Re: What Is The Difference Between A Lake, A River, And A Stream? by OtunbaJ: 3:40pm On Feb 17, 2018
Shukusheka:
It depends on the kind of spiritual beings/powers you will find in each water.


Lakes have always been the ancestral home of ogbanje (spirit child aka Abiku). History has it our forefathers when in desperate need of a child would seek help from the goddess of the lake.

Rivers According to science, a river is a natural flowing watercourse usually freshwater, flowing into an ocean, sea or a lake. What this portends is that you will find similar spiritual beings in the sea and in the river. It is a long known fact that fresh Mammywaters have always been the one ruling the river world, they have an empire running there. Little wonder River state is the state with the highest number of mammywaters in the world and even the popular but late Queen of the coast Joanne Rivers was believed to have traced her ancestry to the cursed city.

Stream A stream is the scouting center for all marine spirits roaming the earth, it is the water with the highest recorded number of deaths worldwide and these deaths can be easily traced to the handiwork of spirits in the marine realm. Marine scouts have a knack for visiting the streams for potential talents who they eventually drown, transport the spirit of the drowned victim to the underworld, train and later release to the world as ogbanjes.






Shukusheka
Are u alright? grin
Education / Re: What Is The Difference Between A Lake, A River, And A Stream? by OtunbaJ: 3:35pm On Feb 17, 2018
Lake is a stagnant body of water, Stream is a tributary to a river while River is a large tributary to an ocean.

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Politics / Re: Norsemen Club Supports Yahaya Bello For 2019 (Pictures) by OtunbaJ: 9:44am On Feb 17, 2018
Youth leadership!!! Are these d kind of youths we are xpecting them to take the mantle of leadership in this country? no now. I laff in French. grin grin grin grin grin
Food / Re: A Lady Is Selling Fried Plantain For N4000 On Twitter. Guys React by OtunbaJ: 9:35am On Feb 17, 2018
Hmm no b small packaging o, #4000 cry cry cry
Celebrities / Re: Uche Ogbodo Rocks Short Crazy Jean, Gets Fans Speechless With Her Fashion Sense by OtunbaJ: 9:31am On Feb 17, 2018
Ok
Politics / Re: Governor Dickson Welcomes Olusegun Obasanjo To Bayelsa (Photos) by OtunbaJ: 11:54pm On Feb 16, 2018
The Balogun of Owu, match on the Nigerian political guru.
Celebrities / Re: Victoria Inyama And Ben Okri's Marriage Crashes: I Want Divorce, He Assaulted Me by OtunbaJ: 11:50pm On Feb 16, 2018
Hmmm, so because the guy is broke now, he is now assaulting u. Na wa o
Business / Re: Fatima Dangote To Wed Jamil Abubakar (Photo) by OtunbaJ: 11:50pm On Feb 04, 2018
Ok
TV/Movies / Re: #BBNaija: Nina Apologizes To Her Boyfriend For Kissing Miracle In The Shower by OtunbaJ: 8:36pm On Feb 01, 2018
Na today? BF, u better shop for another GF
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Down With Heart Disease, Trial Stalled by OtunbaJ: 11:46pm On Jan 31, 2018
Ok

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