toujurs:
Ashawo is just naturally in these south African women. What's this . I am very sure, some are available for short time, at some corners of each building

Na nija girls be ashewo.
This thing don show say SA Ladies value their jjob.
Nija babe wey dem sack go cover body, enter hotel , go climb dick to survive. If Nigeria lady protest, make I bend.

Otu gbowakwa all of them

highchief1:
ur pregnant lady na dirty lady.i never hear of mouth odour before.

You be ignorant student

highchief1:
it’s very possible.i have slept with a pregnant girl before.some women no get head.

How una dey cope with mouth odour among pregnant ladies

People wey dey my village dey see food pass people wey dey town.
Person go get house and lands for village come go town dey pay useless bills.
Otu gbowakwa lack of common sense

Lol
Ara agbala ewu Gambia
Otu gbowakwa every vagina wey collect money sell PVC

e be like world war 3 go start from Rivers state.

Meanwhile, if you dey nak woman for inside car and the boot no bounce, you no dey do anything

Life no get meaning..
When she wan shit, she go pull that uniform come release weapon of mass destruction in the toilet

orohbiro:
“Run Away From Any Bachelor That Cooks
Moi-moi, Marriage Is Not On His Mind” — Nigerian Lady Advises Women

#edoupdates

Ashe don drop quote

Na normal thing for young widows
Shey just dey mentally exhausted..
Last last she go dey alright and move over to another prik..

Otu gbowakwa this life wey no get meaning

Nobody nak man pass wife's sister.
Dem dey take the naking on another level

In the midst of this chaos , people go still nak.
Wetin dey this vagina sef

Op just dey talk truth.
How grown up woman go dey dangle her mammary gland like the old church bell calling worshipers to service.
the invitation is in the dangling of the bell.
Nawa ohh Common sense wan finish me

finding Messiah

women like bending to collect


dem like am

PaulH07:

But Port Harcourt women sabi get yansh sha

Repeat after me
nyash will not kee me , Amen

Which is the highest patronizers of road side prostitutes in Nigeria?

A. Politicians
B. Trailer/tanker drivers
C. Soldiers

98% of nairalanders will fail this question.

na this kind thing dey make husbands nak househelp.

househelp go dey moody, the man go dey feel pity, she go shed tears, the man go tell am sorry, she go dey open leg small , the man go dey tell am sorry.

ahh ahh uhhhh uhh ah daddy ahh ahh

students listen up.

when vaginas react, they do so in volumes which bear simple nakings, and to the volumes of satisfaction, provided the right opportunity and price remain constant.

one person no dey get otu.
otu gbowakwa enyim nwanyi

sleek214:
I wonder what will happen if nnamdi kanu is released. There will be leadership crisis between kanu and ekpa

Kanu and ekpa

Otu gbowakwa leadership Crises

ValCon888:
Polygamy is the fastest way for a man to die especially if they all live in one house. Men already have shorter lifespans with one wife talk more of two.

The best solution is to have separate houses for both wives and their kids to prevent internal strife.

One wife go kill you faster than two wives.
Using my concept of ikpuno-Reverse-psychology, when two women fight or quarrell, e go make your shoulder rise like say dem dey fight over your dik . It is both therapeutic and anoying.

Otu gbowakwa monogamy

LeeSmart:

I don't smoke, do drugs neither do i do alcohol, reasons why my wife got attracted to me at the first place.

your wife dey lucky.
you go dey nak am with every level of intensity.
pahpahpahpah

Lawalemi:
Their kind of recession is different from ours.

Our own recession na die!

Na lie. Their own worse
A lot of people in nija have good alternative by returning to their village mansion their father built for them.
How many white uk citizens get free property like nija, especially the igbos?

Otu gbowakwa ha

123yes:
Nigeria economy is not in recession but can you compared the standard if living here in Naija with that of UK or JAPAN.

You know wetin be standard of living? Una go just open mouth waaah thinking it's all about paying outrageous bills in obodo oyibo.
You can make your own standards when you utilize your papa free lands in the village and live in your free village mansion.
Otu gbowakwa standard of living

Dear baby,
It is with a heart full of joy, I write to appreciate how much you have sacrificed for our love all these years. I'm aware of the maximum shege you are witnessing in the present administration, and hope you don't start opening your legs anyhow for people in my absence. I promise to be faithful to you and just one other person as an African man.
And finally, may our love continue to grow from strength to strength.
Accept this gift in the spirit of the hot weather
Yours sincerely,
Booboo from panya

Cassandraloius:
I don't even understand anymore, are we living in hell or in bondage? The price of things in the local market is another pain in the neck.

Fish of 1k is now 1900. I tried pricing the woman she was like, madam go everywhere go check, that's the price, I fit commot N50 for you. That's N1850. I was shocked and couldn't afford it.

Hardship choke!

Hahaha.
And people are accusing me of joblessness because I talk about sex all the time.
The truth be say, no amount of work go save person, unless people apply wisdom like me .
First, you must swallow your pride and return to your free house in the village, make use of your lands and market square, at least ,
avoid unnecessary bills.
Any day I decide to leave my own house for panya, I go still return to my village mansion

Fake news or not, there's always consequences of choosing the wrong leaders, but in all our doings, may we not meet a vagina that smells like hydrogen sulphide
Amen!

Westerhoffe:
That's Type 1 Leprosy.

“So he that goeth in to his neighbour's wife; whosoever toucheth her shall not be innocent.”
— Proverbs 6:29 (KJV)

No be only type 1 leprosy. This thing don show say olodo full for Nigeria and na wetin make me enter panya.
If I do this thing for my body, come shoot film for Nollywood, wetin you go call am?

mmadu4:
as man never marry a sexually active woman . e get why . please dont try it

Whether sexually active or not, the vagina is never padlocked and can be invaded at anytime. sometimes, it just takes a vacation, conference or camp to nak