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Sports › Re: Oliseh Was Bitter, Jealous & Clueless, My Worst Manager - Mikel Obi by OtuologyProf(m): 5:34am On Jan 13, 2024

YesGodcan:
Mikel Obi is annoying for God's sake

The level hate has for anything Nigeria is beyond description.

Na Russia puna cause am.
en dey constantly Putin his dik in a fresh Russian puna, I don't vladmire him for that.

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Romance › Re: Regular Girls Have Higher Body Count Than Olosho! by OtuologyProf(m): 7:49pm On Jan 04, 2024

Op is scared to spell it out.
Every lady is an olosho by nature.
Using my concept of ikpuno-psychology, every ikpu is nakable, depending on the time, opportunity and price

Romance › What A Single Mother Moaned When I Had Sex Today by OtuologyProf(op): 7:18pm On Jan 04, 2024

I couldn't believe my ears.
She just grabbed my shoulder, jerking all over me and shouted "Babangida".

I have never been this confused all my life. See me wey be nwa afo igbo, at a time I started questioning my identity, like na me be otuologyprof abi my papa na from the north?

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Politics › Re: Wishing Nairalanders A pucy-filled 2024 by OtuologyProf(op): 5:46pm On Jan 01, 2024

Hurray!

Politics › Re: Aerial View Of Banana Island, Lagos (Pictures) by OtuologyProf(m): 1:27am On Jan 01, 2024

spagettiluv:
dey whine yourself

lelole
Otu ocha

Politics › Wishing Nairalanders A pucy-filled 2024 by OtuologyProf(op): 1:22am On Jan 01, 2024*

Happy new year Nairalanders. I pray that pucy will continue to pursue us this 2024. Every evil forces that will make you pay heavily for a sex she enjoys more, I rebuke, I reject.
I speak safety to the epithelial lining of every pucy that will come in contact with our penis and let biology manifest for those looking for the fruit of the womb. Amen!

Prof itid ukwu
Dean, faculty of otuology

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th December 2023 by OtuologyProf(m): 9:22pm On Dec 30, 2023

YesGodcan:
No, it tells the new world order.

Abnormality is now real

If u know what is Ai then u will not be surprised by this things.

More to come and this is world wide in all areas of life. Started after covid 19

If u don gerrit fogrr abrit

You carry basket put for your post, you say na new world order. This conspiracy theorist no go kee person. Lol
Otu gbowakwa new world order

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Family › Re: Is Marriage A Failed Union? by OtuologyProf(m): 9:50am On Dec 29, 2023

Listen up students
Marriage is an abnormal union among H. Sapien. It is one of the signs of mental illness, that allows you to pay huge Brice price in some cases, for a lady they fukd with indomie and egg.
In other climes, getting a union that would require you lose a fortune when you divorce.
The only known normal behavior among H. Sapien is cohabitation.

Prof itid ukwu
Dean, faculty of otuology

Politics › The Epidemiology Of Soliloquization In Urban Areas Of Nigeria by OtuologyProf(op): 5:06pm On Dec 27, 2023

Before I start, I know a lot of people may be surprised because they only think I talk about sex, infact I have vowed not to talk about sex in 2024.
Can I now recommend this research topic to you ?

The rate at which people talk to themselves while walking along the road is quite alarming I must say. Infact you go think say na madness.
Kai...my brothers and sisters, what's responsible for this thing. Na hunger abi na frustration cause am ?

The challenge in carrying out this research will be how to collect Data.

Seun, Mods, push this to front page

Romance › Re: Why Is Libido Very High During This Period? by OtuologyProf(op): 2:51pm On Dec 23, 2023

OKUCHI11:
e get wetin BLACK RACE dey think of again apart from Sex

White people dey think about sex pass you but you no go notice because na abnormal sex dey reign there

Romance › Re: Why Is Libido Very High During This Period? by OtuologyProf(op): 5:24pm On Dec 22, 2023

mighty5050:
If you no hold yourself, na for September your regret go start. Exactly 9 months from now

I'm not reckless with sex.
I use condom

Romance › Re: Why Is Libido Very High During This Period? by OtuologyProf(op): 3:41pm On Dec 22, 2023

birth100:
Don't you think you're possess with the spirit of lust? Or what do you think?

I think the spirit of testosterone has possessed me.
The question now is, why is conji levels higher at a period like this?

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Romance › Re: Why Is Libido Very High During This Period? by OtuologyProf(op): 3:25pm On Dec 22, 2023

Millimann:
Libido and conji are not the same.

You will fail this exam

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Romance › Re: Why Is Libido Very High During This Period? by OtuologyProf(op): 3:24pm On Dec 22, 2023

Alhajikd:
No go rape our village girls for us oh
Konji along village Bush path kee you there
Come make heaven make I see

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Romance › Why Is Libido Very High During This Period? by OtuologyProf(op): 2:54pm On Dec 22, 2023

Nna eeh Have you guys noticed that the conji levels too dey high during Xmas.
The thing dey worse for village, especially when you are going towards a bush path.
The dick go dey rise any how for village girls, something that rarely happens when you see city girls.
Abi na only me this thing dey happen to?

Romance › Re: I'm A Proud Virgin: A Woman Would Be Lucky To Have Me by OtuologyProf(op): 9:08pm On Dec 01, 2023

Westerhoffe:
😕
Who was narrating an event in the link below?

https://www.nairaland.com/7922302/sex-19-year-old-today

You need to be sanctioned with a Steel Cage Handicap Match with Brock Lesnar; rules, Last Man Standing.

I still used condom if you got the entire gist

Romance › I'm A Proud Virgin: A Woman Would Be Lucky To Have Me by OtuologyProf(op): 8:41pm On Dec 01, 2023

If a woman convinces me to accept marriage, then she will be very lucky to have me.

Since I was born, I have never had raw sex. Na so so condom I dey use nak people daughters and sisters.
My wife will be very lucky because, the epithelium of her vagina will be the first to come in contact with my penis(unprotected)

: Guys, how does raw sex feel like huh

Foreign Affairs › Re: 90,000 Schoolgirls Aged 10 To 19 Fall Pregnant In 2023 - South African Minister by OtuologyProf(m): 4:39am On Dec 01, 2023

RonuThings:
😎

Just Negodu 🙄

Is like South African ladies are useless 🤔

How can someone get Pregnant at the Age of 10 years 😑

Useless because they are having sex with their mates?
Shows how normal they are as H. Sapien

Caging your sexual desire among your peers is abnormal, contrary to popular belief.
Caging your sexual desire is one of the causes of mental illnesses among H. Sapien

Christianity Etc › Re: Children Of Jehovah’s Witnesses Submit Report Detailing Sexual Abuse by OtuologyProf(m): 3:13pm On Nov 30, 2023

I can never forgive one jw girl wey drain my scrotum in year3. Fuk wey I don ready after many failed attempts, she come use bj drain me, left me paralyzed and I never got an opportunity till I graduated.

Rugged girls

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Romance › Re: Sex With A 19 Year Old Today: Is Something Wrong With Me? by OtuologyProf(op): 5:27pm On Nov 26, 2023

Hsurdluxury:
you are eating food you did not pay for and you are here telling us how she moan

mumu boy

thats how they give you bastard as your child

the moment you pour your semen,she can bring child from any other guy to you

you can't escape it

That's why I ran away from Nigeria to lecture students in panya. Una too dull for Nigeria.
So after reading my story, you couldn't comprehend that I have phobia for pouring it inside? And even if she claims the child is mine, don't I have the right to confirm through DNA?

Romance › Re: Sex With A 19 Year Old Today: Is Something Wrong With Me? by OtuologyProf(op): 5:20pm On Nov 26, 2023

sulakishop:
This is appalling...

You are right.
You may also want to check some of the signs of mental illnesses below

1. Performing expensive marriage rites on a lady that was nailed with indomie and egg

2. Going physical with your fellow man just because he nailed your wife's vagina. A vagina that was screwed multiple times before you met her.

3. Kneeling to propose to a lady you would foot more than 60% of her bills later in the association

4. Hiding under the funny association of marriage to screw around, is also a sign of mental illness.

5. Feeling shy to mention the parts of the body like penis, vagina or otuocha, breast, otele or nyash in front of your children, wife and in-laws , is a sign of mental illness

6. Clapping your hands for your wife's sister or your daughters to close their legs, is a sign of mental illness. Why not tell them to sit properly?

7. Shouting "go and read your books" when there is a scene of romance in a movie.

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Family › Re: An American Woman With Two Husbands And Three Children Is Causing A Stir Online by OtuologyProf(m): 8:01pm On Nov 25, 2023

deekseen:
Those guys may be gays using the woman as a cover.

Far from it. It's a free society with different cravings and polyandry could be practicable in a society like that.
Using my concept of "ikpuno-adeno- psychology"
Gays would rather opt for monogamy or straight to gay relationships, rather than entertaining an X factor in between, as a cover up. The X factor in between is a turn off

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Romance › Re: Sex With A 19 Year Old Today: Is Something Wrong With Me? by OtuologyProf(op): 7:48pm On Nov 25, 2023

feelingmyswag:
REPENT. that road that seemed right leads to destruction.

I no know why Nland no dey like watsapp.. you would have been busy on your bed if say I send the audio .. the innocent voice alone, go calm you down from replying

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Romance › Sex With A 19 Year Old Today: Is Something Wrong With Me? by OtuologyProf(op): 7:22pm On Nov 25, 2023

Nna eeh .. can you imagine a 19 year old moaned and whispered that she wants to carry my baby.
Nna eeh I come think say I no hear well, as I dey dig, she dey moan,,,pour it inside, I want to carry your baby.
O boy, to play safe and keep the fun going, I come tell am say I go pour am inside next time. But the funny thing is that I did an audio recording and Iistened to it shortly after she left..my dick come rise @ I want to carry your baby...

How could something that sounded ridiculous during sex make my dick harder during audio..?

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Romance › Re: Your Wife Is A Sex Maniac If She's Comfortable Doing This... by OtuologyProf(op): 3:16pm On Nov 24, 2023

Dikastan:
Don't generalize this kind of issue, I am not ruling out the possibility entirely though

the earlier you believe it, the better for you

Politics › Re: Igbos Love Yoruba People by OtuologyProf(m): 9:05pm On Nov 23, 2023

Some, not all
And vice versa

Meanwhile, any woman you fukd by 10 pm , can be fukd by 10 am

Romance › Your Wife Is A Sex Maniac If She's Comfortable Doing This... by OtuologyProf(op): 8:49pm On Nov 23, 2023

Yes! You heard me! Come and beat me!

If your wife is comfortable bringing in a grown woman as a house help, she's trying to keep your mind busy while she fuks around.
One of the indicators is, you hardly find madam at home, always 'busy' with everything outside the home
I'm telling you the fact, make una fear that gender.
How you will also know is when she tries to make trouble with the house help, only to replace her with another grown asss woman. I call it otunopsychosis
Dem no dey last pass 6 months as madam is being hunted by her own shadows

Politics › Re: Gov Soludo Firing From All Cylinders (photos) by OtuologyProf(m): 9:24pm On Nov 20, 2023

Soludo should keep firing.

Meanwhile, clapping your hands for your daughters to close their legs, is a sign of mental illness. Why not tell them to sit properly?

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Romance › Re: See My Friend's Reaction When I Asked Her To Dress Like A Nurse Before Sex by OtuologyProf(op): 9:14pm On Nov 20, 2023

RealEzee:
ur babe no finish primary school she feel say u dey use style yab am

U sef like wahala u way study yoruba won fcck nurse u dey craze o

Because of how jovial I am, you come dey underrate a whole prof.
Be like say you dey followi me here for the first time grin

otu gbowaka the epithelial lining of your woman

Romance › Re: See My Friend's Reaction When I Asked Her To Dress Like A Nurse Before Sex by OtuologyProf(op): 9:07pm On Nov 20, 2023

folake4u:
Lmao. Why?

I'm very curious.

I can't even explain. I don't even get turned on when I see the ones without robes

Romance › Re: See My Friend's Reaction When I Asked Her To Dress Like A Nurse Before Sex by OtuologyProf(op): 4:28pm On Nov 20, 2023

femi4:
She's right, your fantasy is fvcking a nurse. I m sure you will be allucinating while banging her as if you have a nurse under you.

Not really.
Other female pro outfits like, military, paramilitary, training kit for paramilitary/white shorts and shirts, Rev. Sis, banker, Chef.

The only ones that don't turn me on, are lawyers and I don't know why.

Romance › Re: See My Friend's Reaction When I Asked Her To Dress Like A Nurse Before Sex by OtuologyProf(op): 3:51pm On Nov 20, 2023

Zooposki:
Cos men like you are ruled by their prick. You are no better than an animal. Next time watch porn and stop the foolery. Na still you go dey call am who.ore, no wife am. Fvcking degenerate bastard.

Just because I asked her to wear outfit for nurses?
What's really the problem, the fuk or the outfit.
If say I continue the sex without bringing that outfit, will I still be a man ruled by prick ?

Otu gbowaka your reasoning

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