₦airaland Forum

Nakins for work place dey sweet wela.
Toto really suffered in FMC
I miss 9ja

enemyofprogress:
Civil servants and doctors in Nigeria do it too, so what's the big deal?

I just weak.
It's very common in any establishment that accommodates IT students all year round.
U go dey get steady erection by mere looking at the bouncing gluteus... some of dem go dey walk with slutty smile and the otele will be doing pokopoko! ..damn!

OKOATA:
How person go use the snail? Chop am raw? Use the water rub your prick or wetin?

Hahahaha. Olodo
The fluid is extracted and ingested.
#Oral route

oluwaseyi0:
people just come online to make claim and type whatever they feel like

OP refers to any reserch work, no mass experiment no nothing, just open mouth waahh to make bogus claim because he feels he's talking to dumbs

I'm not talking from a Jewish inspired Google.
Read carefully, that's why I said you will not see this in the internet (non literally, i mean self acclaimed global researchers).

Our forefathers used that fluid on the skin of the snail to solve several sex challenges in men

As snails like money na so pucy like money.

You can never see this in the internet. They will tell you all sorts of things but will never tell you about a creature that gets wet so easily.
There's a reason adding more SNAIL to your menu will improve health and sex life.
The strange thing about snail is, it contains selenium, which your body doesn't need much of , because of natural body immunity, but you still need a little amount of selenium in your system to prevent cell damage.
Snail is an undisputable source of magnesium, required for a healthy heart and normal blood pressure.
Snails have more protein and iron than any sea food.

Stop with the cheap concoction or sex enhancers, you may end up damaging your vital organs.
Say No to unhealthy lifestyle!

IconicR:
The funny thing is that they'll see this as a compliment

Breathing well is a privilege
Eating well is a privilege
Naking well is a privilege
All of them is something to be proud of. If you no agree, make u try Acute pneumonia, throat cancer or erectile dysfunction.

What a country

#any woman that looks at a man's zip is a prostitute

So I was watching the PEPT judgement today with some Nigerians, I was so sad I had to call the daughter of a food vendor I have been avoiding. Surprisingly, she came at exactly 17:00 GMT. I come use vex nak her because my candidate lost at the tribunal.
I go dey nak, dey remember how ugly the faces of APC governors were at the tribunal.
I come remember the other one wey wear Red cap, come nak the babe very fast like papapapa... She come shout . You are killing me daddy... I come moan for her ear like,,,,,judge me! judge me baby! Spread it wide baby, you deserve to be punished... Papapapapapa.
She come hold my shoulder come give me one loud moan like yeeeeeah.


#mixed feelings in Panya

I can remember dancing to come let's praise the lord come lets praise the lord.
Na only that part i sabi, i go dey chop mouth for the remaining lyrics. Then, ladies dey dress in free flowing skirts and not tights. But e no dey stop big big buttocks from bouncing

izonborn098:
Go and meet bobrisky'' she/he will tell u the step to take so that u will become a woman... Goodluck....

Poor student.
So you can't take lectures without putting ideas in your head.?
This is how you guys fail exams

izonborn098:
The most boring statement of the year.. are u that lazy? Assuming if u are rich i don't think u will develop such mentality..

Just come out with you full chest as a deluded alpha male.
You are still very far from reality, thinking being wealthy will deny one of facing a known fact.
The best thing that happened to any human is being a woman. This is a fact known by the poor and the rich.

talented321:
The best thing that has ever happen happen to me is being a man'' imagine the chances and enjoyment plus the freedom.. No fallen breast and vice versa...

Freedom? You do not have more freedom than a lady. Just get that delusion off your CNS.
The best thing that happened to any human is being a woman. She's freer than you as the society has been structured in a way, a woman can only own up to infidelity when you catch her red handed on the bed.
But just allow a mistress to the front seat of your car and watch hell let lose.
A bisexual lady can freely kiss a lady in front of you, without making a big deal out of it.

Creamypie:
if u know what it is to take care of p*"*y, to make it fresh, no smell, plus say most families, minus mine believe say nothing belongs to female. But granted, they give them education to the highest.they have advantage of work, money from various suitors/sugar daddies and lots more

Do you know what people who eat meat a lot go through, to take care of an unforeseen mouth odour ?

Can you imagine as a man, you walk into a government sponsored restaurant, eat goat pepper soup worth 10k, with any starch and served with chilled beer or soft drink?
...then you walk up to the cashier, only to be paid 20k for eating their food.

The best thing that can happen to you, is having a succulent vagina, spreading it to a powerful dik, moaning with hands on his shoulders and jerking vigorously.... then getting exhausted with a smile as you watch your man pay you some good money as a self acclaimed runs girl or receive an indirect monetary reward as a girl, living in self denial.

I love the Anglican because of their organ worship and hymns. The vibration from the pipe organ is orgasmic

TimT:
We can all agree with our Ex-President that our youth are jobless...

Seems you do night shifts?

So after years of extensive research in our institution, we have our findings where 3 in every 5 persons in the named state will have a short vagina and 4 in every 5 persons will have a deep vagina.

States with short vagina
Plateau
Taraba
Ebonyi
Enugu
Imo
Ekiti

States with deep vagina
Akwaibom
Ondo
Osun
Cross River
Bayelsa
Kaduna

No wonder their male counterparts are rewarded according to the size of the vagina.
Expect an akwaibom dik to be big. That's nature at play. Just like Asia small dik are compensated with short vagina.

So, stop complaining about your penis size and find your vaginal size.

prinsam30:
thank goodness I'm at home with my new chic, it's beta than Man United to lose than I should lose my new chic, I don't even know united av match this afternoon, a very dead club with a very clueless manager, the whole thing sef don tire me, EPL is messed up.. we are team SPL now... lol

e go make you not to cum fast sef. I know that feeling. It's a win win situation

They should continue deceiving people.
I landed on a very big breast today and it cost me much.

You will just borrow a culture and believe whatever you were told because of lack of common Sense.
If the gear of your manual vehicle is malfunctioning, does it mean your motor can't move? No. You might be having smooth glide to gear 4 than gear 2.
So what it means is that a partial or total removal of clitoris can make you have uncontrollable levels of libido. The only truth about female circumcision(FGM) is, it makes sex difficult for those who practice a type of FGM called infibulation, where you have to narrow the vaginal orifice. Imagine a dick going through the size of a wedding ring.

Now let me reveal a secret that addresses the topic
infibulation, clitoridectomy were more acceptable forms of FGM during the Pharaonic era. The Egyptians believed in gods having Bisexual features. These features were believed to reflect upon the mortals, with women’s clitoris representing the masculine soul and men’s prepuce that of the feminine soul. So, circumcision was considered to be a marker of womanhood and a way to detach from her masculine soul.
As it became a socio-cultural norm, Female genital mutilation became the utmost criteria for women’s marriage, inheritance of property and social acceptance in ancient Egypt.

So it will be safe to say ladies who were circumcized will not orgasm before their male counterpart because they have lost the masculine part.

Conclusion.
FGM does not stop high sexual urge.
Infibulation can make sex dreadful
An uncircumcised Female can cum in split of seconds

I have a rhetoric question for you guys in regard to my post.
When your wife is quarelling with a neighbour, and she shouts ashewoooooo! What will you think of her?

siofra:
A man who accuses you of cheating too is cheating on you. If he's careless with his words, he is careless with his 2 inch dick 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

Hahaha
But it doesn't correlate to my post. My post shows the ladies outburst is to justify her own action of maltreatment, which is pure carelessness. Most men wont be careless with words in such scenario.


But if you switch off your phone while on late nights, a man can accuse you of cheating, when you say you dont owe him any explanation. The accusation is very much rational

Sonnobax15:

Banny wey go cheat go cheat...

Forget am...... A cheating banny no need to read any relationship manual before she go carry guyman handicap2

We know. But this one na sure odd

I know most men in Nigeria will relate to this:
So your wife gets every opportunity to accuse you of sleeping with the househelp, just because you rebuked her from maltreating your househelp.
Any woman that's careless with such words, not minding it's sensitivity, can be careless with her vagina, because all thoughts and actions, are wired to same cerebral cortex of the brain.

1Sharon:
Because Nigerian men are far more arrogant.

Hahahaha
Don't worry, I'll soon shake their own table to your delight

1Sharon:
Alpha male, prostitution? where is all this coming from?

I'm certain humility is for everyone, not just women. The Nigerian male ego is out of this world, I think you should address that.

I wouldn't know. But you wrote like I said something bad. What's wrong in advising ladies to pride with their brains rather than buttocks?

maticar:
Ok
You are still sick upstairs

Or maybe we are mentally unstable because I can't understand how a self acclaimed stable person will be responding to an unstable Sapien

maticar:
Peter obi is not corrupt

We know who you defend, so you see...you are sick upstairs

I have exposed your low IQ

maticar:
70% of Nigerians are 26 and below

It's not surprising the things you see one opinions you get on nairaland

It's a reflection of the society and their collective thinking abilities

No adult would create such topics definitely unless one with ADHD

your last sentence show say you go mushroom school.
No adult will go defending a corrupt politician in the politics section, unless he has some mental challenges. How about that?

akposking:
what odacity. Otuology

They no know who Otuology Prof be. They thought people can't expose the truth without showing the alpha male rubbish.
I will continue to expose more realities to break more tables

maticar:
The poster is not a man I assure you

More like a teenager, I would say 18, 19

Either you are pained or you have low IQ
The last sentence in my post could be way above your understanding

1Sharon:
They love to accuse women of being arrogant when they get rejected. That's what this post is truly about.

Hahahaha what a low IQ, typical of most Nigerian ladies.

I didn't demean any Lady, I didn't use the alpha male vibes, I didn't call any one prostitute in this thread, this thread isn't about women being more promiscuous than men, I just stated a fact, or am I spoiling your selling point?