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talented321:
We are saying the same thing'' there might some secret screams and sometimes u can't even hear them if the thrusting is noisy'' unlike some women who moan so loud.

Which validates my point that loud moaning doesn't mean fake, especially when they are comfortable with the environment

Zxcvbnmghtr:
Men commenting about female sexual pleasure as if they are females. Don't know why men always do this all the time. I too know gender.

Did I expose something?

talented321:
Normal'' it all depend some can make noise while some hardly make noise.

And the point I'm making is, even those you think aren't making noise are actually making noise, when you record sound in decibels

talented321:
When a woman is enjoying sex there is silent noise they always make'' they pleasure has taken over brain so she hardly make big noise except very silent noise'' sometimes they don't even make noise but you can see it in her face that madam don go abroad
Puss360 i dey lie?

When you put your head under a cold shower and you shout, does it mean you aren't enjoying the bath?
What you will tell me I will believe as fake is moaning when the dick is already out without her knowledge.

Moaning is an expression that you can try to suppress , especially if the kids or visitors are close by

when I hear people say most moanings are faked, I can't help but laugh because that's exactly what some ladies want you to believe. They want you to continue guessing about their sexual satisfaction. But I'm here to demystify all that.

When most people go under a shower, they tend to shout a bit as the water rushes on the head. Some will want to by pass that shout by first putting their belly under the shower, before they could throw in their whole body. But even at that, some decibels of sound can still be recorded

That your girl isn't loud, doesn't mean she isn't moaning, even with the mouth closed. If you really have sharp ears, during sex, you will hear a whistling sound like that of a dog, Or bring a standard measurement for sound, it will surely measure some decibels of sound.

Loud moaning is just an expression which doesn't mean 'fake', just as shouting under a shower, so never you make that mistake that prostitutes fake moaning to make you cum fast, because prostitutes are normal human beings like you who just take advantage of your cash to enjoy sex.

Prof itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

Our profession no dey attractive for Nija again. I bet, if na oil companies, people will fill those positions amidst insecurities.

9jaRealist:
Please quit doubling down on your backwardness…
The days of SLAVERY when you can PURCHASE humans is long past.

A dowry (or what folks call “bride price”) is NOT a monetary price for your wife…
PRIMITIVE mindsets as yours is why many husbands ABUSE their wives (whom they consider “property”). SMH
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Stop this joke. We are talking of the present where you will definitely have to spend cash directly or indirectly to purchase your wife. Also, market price doesn't erase the fact there was something called trade by barter.
The reason most husbands abuse their wives is because most are naturally violent.
How can a boy push his mum violently for being scolded and you expect that boy not to beat his wife.

riczy:
The disparaging comments above are unwarranted, allow d young potential couple breath!

There's nothing disparaging about expressing shock to a phenomenon where you kneel to pay for a commodity. This is the part I think other Homo sapiens would gather and laugh at us

9jaRealist:
With all DUE respect…
Thinking that you’ve “purchased” your wife is a bigger sign of mental illness. SMH
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No,
thinking that the 'price' in the 'bride price'
isn't same as the 'price' in 'market price', is a sign that your mental illness may have gone to chronic levels

9jaRealist:
Internet was not “African culture”…
But yet here we all are, partaking in it.

Meanwhile, culture is NOT static…
But left to you, we’ll probably still be killing twins.
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no problem with kneeling down/begging to be accepted

But Kneeling down to propose to a lady you would purchase through bride price, is a sign of mental illness

Sambai65:
Nonesse this is not African culture

I have no problem with kneeling down/begging to be accepted

But Kneeling down to propose to a lady you would purchase through bride price, is a sign of mental illness

FOJEM:
A lot of women don't achieve orgasm when they have sex with men, because it takes a longer time for them to climate than men. But, if you spend enough time on pre-intimacy before you start banging her, she will achieve orgasm.
But when a woman masturbates, she can achieve multiple orgasms and even squirt!! That is a level you cannot compare to the normal climax which some men can give them.
Multiple orgasms and squirting are key reasons why some women would want to marry other women.

This is because you think a woman's sweet spot lies close to the cervix, so you want to pound all your life deeper.
The nerve endings are concentrated close to entrance of the vagina.
I made a girl have a volcanic orgasm because I did a shallow fvk , though I wanted More, but I had to endure because I held her in a standing position, during a camp experience. She literally vibrated all over me.
Maybe the story wouldn't have been the same if it was on a bed

This is the problem with Humans.
They don't know sex is a normal phenomenon, that's why they will always go for secret alternatives to appear what they term normal.
Other Homo sapiens will be laughing at our stupidity and self inflicted mental illnesses

okoroemeka:
were the hell is this legendary panya?is it Congo, equitorial guinea,brazzavile or Central Africa

Na just general term our grandfathers used for cities/country, touching the costal line of the Atlantic . ...lome, Accra, malabo, equitoral guinea etc

Dimaya:
No die before your time

Let the sexually active breath

So guys, I'm out of the country....
But I just dey Panya and missing Nija flexin so there's this pretty lady her mum owns a restaurant.. seems the mum likes her daughter around me as she came to deliver my orders... Meehn it got to a point we started laughing and giving the 'blue tooth' kiss. Lol
It was as if, we dared who would be weak enough to stand up and grab the lips. What a game!.. I brought out my tongue and demonstrating the licking sign, she opened her mouth wide like come let me swallow you.
Guys, na today I know say, your dick can rise but you can choose not to rise from your seat.

Sex is a therapy indeed!
If 5 persons correctly guess who stood up first, I will complete the story

Hahahaha. This is the worst article I have ever read. . just walk up to her and tell her that her big assss is stained, ask if you can dust it.
There's every possibility she will give you her number when you request for a lunch talk.

You don't just see a girl on the road and start asking for number like say you go last pass 5 minutes for bed.

CJStarz:
I was shining teeth at your iberiberism. Change that moniker biko. Doesn't speak well of a gentleman like you

What's wrong about teaching students vagina and vaginal care.
Una too do for Nija..damn!

Greenback:
You don't know whatcha missing

The rate of halitosis among young nija ladies is alarming. Please allow him to miss it

Benwallt:
He has other plans

Why is it difficult for you to understand that some people don't have that time blocking off people on watsap status? The best thing that happened to me was becoming independent when I lost my dad in SS3. Else, I for dey hide anyhow

Ikpunnegi01:
This one off me 😂 😂 😂 You really need the prayer; don't be angry.. Its always like that sometimes when you stay with a relation that's not your father and mother; once you changed a little in your behavior, na alter call you go receive during the morning devotion. Make the matter no go spoil una relationship; move on.

Otu gbowaka the lady.
I hate hypocrisy

ImmanuelMyron:
Nah you ain't behaving like a normal human being but the opposite...
Why tf will you allow a femail gender to bring down ya ego?
What the actual fucck's wrong with ya mouth from telling folks what hurt you by their behaviour.

I do not have supernatural powers to know she would make that type of prayer. But one thing I liked was how I told her off. I do not intend to block her, as I would post more erotic status for her viewing pleasure

CJStarz:
From your moniker sef, u be Prof for iberiberism😆
Oya receive sense by fireeeeee

Just because of small otu, you are shinning teeth

mariahAngel:
You could've just blocked her from viewing your status, you know?
So, why didn't you?

I don't block people from viewing my status just because I want to behave like a normal human being.

illicit:
If ur family even little ones don't pray for u, who will?

It was intentional.
How can you make prayers so personal like say I arrange girls for her husband

So I ended the holiday on a very low note, but I'm happy what I had always wanted to do since my childhood, came to fruition. Oyibo! Lol

I hate it when people claim what they are not whereas they are the worst sinners. This is a lady that would always give me the laugh emoji' whenever I post crazy/erotic stuff at Panya.
Pissed me off today during morning devotion by saying everyone should pray for me to live an upright life and all that. Imagine in front of her kids. The mumu of an uncle dey shout amen, like say I want collect his land.

I clear am today, say I no like that stunt wey she pull. Nonsense and ingredients

saintopus:
It's now I know that Simon Ekpa is being sponsored by some individuals to destroy Igbo Land

Asi ocha

1. Beans
Lol, you thought it was mere coincidence you had very Rocky erection while growing up? Na because Nija economy no too bad then. Now everybody dey fear make gas no finish for food wey no too dey cheap now

2. Crab, shrimps, prown, stuff you guys erroneously call crayfish.
Infact crayfish that year eeh, if you fry vegetables with it in those days , your whole street people must perceive the aroma.

3. Chocolates& chocolate drinks
Continue deceiving yourself and calling it small small children's menu
Don't even joke with this one. Never you ! No doctor or nutritionist will tell you this secret, trust me.

4 snail.
I know this is quite expensive in Nigeria now, but add snail to your menu, at least twice a week, and see why you were best described as a lost soul in this portion of the Bible
"My people perish for lack of wisdom"

5. Vegetables and pears.

6. Some will tell you to exercise and others will tell you to reduce stress, so what's the benchmark to escape a sedentary lifestyle?
The only way to do that is to follow your schedule accordingly. If you trek everyday to office, then there would be no need to engage in early morning jogging. if you do not have a demanding job, then it would make more sense to engage in some form of weekend sport.

* I won't tell you to stop drinking too much alcohol and smoking. You see that everyday in the internet. But what they won't tell you is this: it is more of a risk to your kidneys and liver than your penis. So your libido will drastically reduce, with episodes of weak erection caused by organ failure.


Prof Itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

Op, see criteria for sex..
Must be with the opposite sex

With an adult not related by blood, meaning you are free to have sex with wife's sister who opens her legs effortlessly.

With friends or business partners who were not forced to open their legs.


If you don't follow my criteria, your partner will do that in secret

flyinnizam:
none of ur stupeed sex topic will make front page

Then you've not been paying attention, if you think I make posts because of front page. A lot of my posts are too educative that you're actually fixated on a normal phenomenon called sex

Bradford111:
You must be mentally ill

Really?

The signs bellow, show you could be suffering from one mental problem or the other


1. Performing expensive marriage rites on a lady that was nailed with indomie and egg
2. Going physical with your fellow man just because he nailed your wife's vagina. A vagina that was screwed multiple times before you met her.
3. Kneeling to propose to a lady you would foot more than 60% of her bills later in the association
4. Hiding under the funny association of marriage to screw around, is also a sign of mental illness.
5. Feeling shy to mention the parts of the body like penis, vagina or otuocha, breast, otele or nyash in front of your children, wife and in-laws , is a sign of mental illness
6. Clapping your hands for your wife's sister or your daughters to close their legs, is a sign of mental illness. Why not tell them to sit properly?
7. Shouting "go and read your books" when there is a scene of romance in a movie.
8. A nagging wife should watch it. You'll nag to the extent, your domestic dog gets tired of you.
9. When a woman shows her buttocks to the camera and writes on her page : "oluwa is behind my success" or " oluwa is involved"
10. When a lady bleaches her skin and forgets her vagina

MrsTwrite:
It seems like you're a sexologist

I'm a normal human being with sex hormones