Ikpunnegi01:
This one off me 😂 😂 😂 You really need the prayer; don't be angry.. Its always like that sometimes when you stay with a relation that's not your father and mother; once you changed a little in your behavior, na alter call you go receive during the morning devotion. Make the matter no go spoil una relationship; move on.

Otu gbowaka the lady.
I hate hypocrisy

ImmanuelMyron:

Nah you ain't behaving like a normal human being but the opposite...
Why tf will you allow a femail gender to bring down ya ego?
What the actual fucck's wrong with ya mouth from telling folks what hurt you by their behaviour.

I do not have supernatural powers to know she would make that type of prayer. But one thing I liked was how I told her off. I do not intend to block her, as I would post more erotic status for her viewing pleasure

CJStarz:
From your moniker sef, u be Prof for iberiberism😆
Oya receive sense by fireeeeee

Just because of small otu, you are shinning teeth

mariahAngel:
You could've just blocked her from viewing your status, you know?
So, why didn't you?

I don't block people from viewing my status just because I want to behave like a normal human being.

illicit:
If ur family even little ones don't pray for u, who will?

It was intentional.
How can you make prayers so personal like say I arrange girls for her husband

So I ended the holiday on a very low note, but I'm happy what I had always wanted to do since my childhood, came to fruition. Oyibo! Lol

I hate it when people claim what they are not whereas they are the worst sinners. This is a lady that would always give me the laugh emoji' whenever I post crazy/erotic stuff at Panya.
Pissed me off today during morning devotion by saying everyone should pray for me to live an upright life and all that. Imagine in front of her kids. The mumu of an uncle dey shout amen, like say I want collect his land.

I clear am today, say I no like that stunt wey she pull. Nonsense and ingredients

saintopus:
It's now I know that Simon Ekpa is being sponsored by some individuals to destroy Igbo Land

Asi ocha

1. Beans
Lol, you thought it was mere coincidence you had very Rocky erection while growing up? Na because Nija economy no too bad then. Now everybody dey fear make gas no finish for food wey no too dey cheap now

2. Crab, shrimps, prown, stuff you guys erroneously call crayfish.
Infact crayfish that year eeh, if you fry vegetables with it in those days , your whole street people must perceive the aroma.

3. Chocolates& chocolate drinks
Continue deceiving yourself and calling it small small children's menu
Don't even joke with this one. Never you ! No doctor or nutritionist will tell you this secret, trust me.

4 snail.
I know this is quite expensive in Nigeria now, but add snail to your menu, at least twice a week, and see why you were best described as a lost soul in this portion of the Bible
"My people perish for lack of wisdom"

5. Vegetables and pears.

6. Some will tell you to exercise and others will tell you to reduce stress, so what's the benchmark to escape a sedentary lifestyle?
The only way to do that is to follow your schedule accordingly. If you trek everyday to office, then there would be no need to engage in early morning jogging. if you do not have a demanding job, then it would make more sense to engage in some form of weekend sport.

* I won't tell you to stop drinking too much alcohol and smoking. You see that everyday in the internet. But what they won't tell you is this: it is more of a risk to your kidneys and liver than your penis. So your libido will drastically reduce, with episodes of weak erection caused by organ failure.


Prof Itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

Op, see criteria for sex..
Must be with the opposite sex

With an adult not related by blood, meaning you are free to have sex with wife's sister who opens her legs effortlessly.

With friends or business partners who were not forced to open their legs.


If you don't follow my criteria, your partner will do that in secret

flyinnizam:
none of ur stupeed sex topic will make front page

Then you've not been paying attention, if you think I make posts because of front page. A lot of my posts are too educative that you're actually fixated on a normal phenomenon called sex

Bradford111:



You must be mentally ill

Really?

The signs bellow, show you could be suffering from one mental problem or the other


1. Performing expensive marriage rites on a lady that was nailed with indomie and egg
2. Going physical with your fellow man just because he nailed your wife's vagina. A vagina that was screwed multiple times before you met her.
3. Kneeling to propose to a lady you would foot more than 60% of her bills later in the association
4. Hiding under the funny association of marriage to screw around, is also a sign of mental illness.
5. Feeling shy to mention the parts of the body like penis, vagina or otuocha, breast, otele or nyash in front of your children, wife and in-laws , is a sign of mental illness
6. Clapping your hands for your wife's sister or your daughters to close their legs, is a sign of mental illness. Why not tell them to sit properly?
7. Shouting "go and read your books" when there is a scene of romance in a movie.
8. A nagging wife should watch it. You'll nag to the extent, your domestic dog gets tired of you.
9. When a woman shows her buttocks to the camera and writes on her page : "oluwa is behind my success" or " oluwa is involved"
10. When a lady bleaches her skin and forgets her vagina

MrsTwrite:
It seems like you're a sexologist

I'm a normal human being with sex hormones

Bradford111:
This guy dem carry sex swear for you Abi

Sex is part of H. Sapien. We owe it a duty to talk about it always. If you don't talk about it always, your eyes and heart will always 'talk' about it wherever you go.

When I say sex can be viewed as a therapy, people think I'm joking.
Same way some people view sex as therapy, is same way some view bathing as a therapy.
But we still do have a school of thought who think bathing is overrated.
So the main point is your mindset.

The best place to have sex is on a water bed...
The slippery effect it has on your body and the 'fukuum' 'fukuum' sound the bed makes while you dig your woman, is out of this world.
Tell me, what other therapy are you looking for in this crazy planet ?

Nobody gree yab me again ..
Hahahaha

Why won't I talk about sex every time, when I didn't ask for my dick to be created.
But I'll forgive most of you who say these things because you all are healthy men. I doubt those witnessing the PICTURE below will be psychologically comfortable to type all those funny stuff about me. If you think sex is not worth talking about always, try experience the picture below.

okoroemeka:
you used the wrong tactics,that she can shows she is curious and interested,you could have been a gentleman and take time to study the type of girl she is,not every girl will open her pvssy at first visit because of money,most girls will reward you by the second visit and you will fvck run away

I didn't want to bother you guys with long stories. A lot happened on our watsapp screens, so it was only logical to take my chances.

WeirdAlien:
Why sneak to put off gen?
Just calmly tell her you need to do other things and she should take her leave and (maybe) you'd like to receive her at another time.
End of story.

PS - the man who wants nothing in invincible. Casual sex is like tiny water droplets. Evaporates like it was never there.

As a man, you don't need to say everything before you do anything, even if your words are true. It's a code you can use anywhere to be successful and not just in nakology matters

tivhador:
There's more to life than Sex, boi

Continue deceiving yourself, while workers in multinational companies get crazy erection on sighting hot I T students

Quadribabaalagb:
Maybe because she did not see a keg of agbo by Quadri in your herb,and came to quick conclusion that you can't really knack


Check siggy,na agbo I dey sell

You are really bad at advertising. You can entice your audience by saying:.
"Maybe she saw a keg of agbo and was so tensed as how you would ride her... our products do the magic, but your words make her comfortable "

Thermodynamics:

Na may I fvck last, e don tay

Reverse psychology

austine4real:

Thermodynamics:

All your post is about sex, you need help, konji wan finish you

Stop jumping up here because you managed to have sex this month

Thermodynamics:


What is this one saying ni?
Me and you who get mental problem?
You when de hallucinate about women.
If you like finish today soap

I'm not responsible for your personal issues. You can seek help by asking nicely on nairaland.

wisdomkid:
You didn't think of God before trying to sleep with her?
You did know God is against premarital sex abi?

My bro, the thing weak me
But I think God shouldn't have put the dik until all men are ready and serious to marry. Or simply put, He shouldn't have allowed for an erection until you get married.

Thermodynamics:


You're just a idle jambite imagining things. You're probably a Virgin and have never even seen a woman's pant, nor worry, you go soon mature and start to fvck, for now enjoy your fantasy but have mercy on the joy soap, your dad don tire to de buy new soap everyday.

Maybe, if you had checked my personal text @profile, you would have relieved yourself of mental stress and mental related illnesses.

almarthins:



Or God want to save you from a life of hell hereafter

Smelly kpekus and infection first

Nija is now becoming boring.
So she came around, I tried all the tricks to get in between, and it didn't work, I had to sneak through the backyard, switched off my gen and started faking like; ooooh fuel don finish.

We were now forced to stay at the corridor, since she wants to turn the visit to a fellowship....rubbish.

Maybe God wanted to save me from smelly kpekus, who knows.

So in the spirit of 9ja holiday, I thought I should share this with you guys.
Yes you heard me.. enemies of progress full this country. Same way a lady would Want to emotionally blackmail a guy by calling him 'stingy', it's same way men are being blackmailed 'lazy' just because the penis was was inclined at an angle of 90 degrees.
Let me tell you if you don't know, I had more erection while working for a company during my youth service than when I was idle and searching for a befitting PPA. During my service, you would literally see beautifully shaped IT students, with their wicked hips , shaking it effortlessly. My brothers and sisters, you can't be too busy for these things.
Even for hospital, those pretty nurses get doctors in the mood a lot by wearing uniforms that bring out their wicked shapes and laps.
Even patient wey dey busy with sickness dey get erection.

Do not let anyone blackmail you! You are just a HEALTHY MAN

Did you notice the hair style has same pattern as ridges made for plant crops?
Africa H. Sapien, love results driven by unique patterns.

Aladdin1:
Op! your blom blom die, penny go.anoda day,come and buy, tell your teacher, you are a fool. fool! fool!! fool your head!. Op you be big fool!. otondo! wey dey cry becos of singlemother kpekus!.You come climb table dey anounce am like say na great achievement. Op you be great disappointment to who born you. You no get shame at all. Nonsense!. Dem take toto swear for you?

My brother, I'm not usually like this when I'm in Panya, though naks wey no get shame full Panya, but It's like there's a special spirit hovering here.

CuriousStudent:
Great men conquer and confiscate empires.

Average men do nothing.

Weak men conquer women

Poor work student. I'll forgive you because you wrote out of CURIOSITY.

Great men conquer empires and all therein(women inclusive)