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So I was opportuned to get a skimpy nurse outfit last night. I come give am my girl to put on before sex. I couldn't believe someone that was in the mood became cold all of a sudden.
She come tell me say she feels offended, that I should go and look for nurse and fuk, since that's what I want.
Why are ladies so complicated.
Imagine say na me a tall curvy lady give soldier uniform come tell me,,, fuk me hard like a warrior.
I go wear the military uniform, collect rank join

Kai.
Otu go too cheap this time around.

Meanwhile, which one be are you living with your parents? If you wan fuk, talk say you wan fuk

HandsomeBlack:
Wetin you dey nack person daughter? Nah 2by2 plank or what?

na with big rod

udede:
your tribe don't behave like this, they chase money

You for just say my tribe no dey nak otu.
Na so so money

So this is a true life story about by internship days. Because I was that obedient dude, she go dey send me message like small pikin while my colleagues have all the time to themselves.
I was like, na me send you make you leave your family abroad come here come occupy MD position?

I was this close to losing it, until I started coming to work with my popsi mob. Her annoying attitude come stop.
So she begged me to come over when I updated my cooking skills online. Na from cook, to fk... I nak her so hard. I was remembering the humiliation, the moments she will shout to that obedient zombie.

I dey nak her, e dey show. I dey nak, e dey show.
e dey play , e really show

Make I do enter 9ja
Fuk go too cheap this time around especially if ASUU joins

youngreezy:
see her joy!!you could tell she's been lonely all these while and Uk no be like Nigeria where attention is cheap,for there nobody send your papa oooo,niaja women wey dey there dey cry everyday na, their kpekus dey dry and wrinkle because of lack of servicing..... that woman go fvck that man to stupor

I dey laugh you. Life isn't always the way you assume. As a professor of otuology and an authority in "ikpuno-psychology", she could be hugging him so passionately to fight off a habit of sexual activities with other guys, relatives or husband's kinsmen in the uk

For secondary school biology, physics and chemistry practicals, because specimen dey. Infact for physic practicals I didn't peep through the triangular prism. I just did sin í/ sin r = 1.5 to get my refractive index, then displace some points on the graph to make it seem like a real practical.
I was that good, forget say I like otu...
For University, na exact subjective questions wey dey back of Biostatistics text for year 2(first semester)

Starz825:
Na rubbish you type....

some ladies moan loudly cause of their tight vagina.....or maybe the penis is long and thick....so they moan to express that something has really been inserted and going back and forth with it will make them moan even louder....


just yesterday on phone reminiscing our time together few weeks back, my girl was still telling me I be odogwu....say my dick sweet...and she moans so loudly cos she's tight ....It got to a point I had to put my mouth on her lips to cover her noise cos it was just disturbing my focus....

while some ladies moans just to enjoy the moment and flow .....

You can't judge that a woman is a flirt cos she moans loudly...he no fly abeg...

You are spot on.
Don't mind men who think like that because ladies love men to keep guessing everything about them. Also, men foolishly think prostitutes moan just to collect money, without knowing that this species moan out of excitement. Na like double benefits for them.
I don use illustration time after time say if most people enter cold shower, Dem dey shout, that shout is as a result of the cold rush on the body and when you judge from a distance, you go say na fake but they are actually enjoying the shower

sulakishop:
Nigeria would have been a far better nation if people learn to mind their business and improve on their medulla oblongata

What a sadistic comment. You for pray make people go deaf, since the ear is for drinking juice

So I payed a visit.
Meeh, if you hear moaning. I wan mad.
I haven't heard that type in my life before.
Something very loud like....Daddy Daddy Da
Daa Daaa dadddyyyy ...huuuuuuuuuuuuh heeeeeeeeeeeeeey.

The problem is, she dey like lead for prayers and praise during devotion, so I didn't expect that kind of crazy sound.
And also na baby she dey call her husband, which one is daddy again? I'm confused.

Godofwar247:
are you a lady

See question
Why do you ask?

joejah33:
one million naira for upkeep then, hmmmm ABI na only me see am sef

Yaa! one million, during obj era

Godofwar247:
You have hated your mum so much... I pity the innocent woman...

Just to disappoint you, saying the truth about sexual preferences has no bearing to hate. It may shock you to know I hate a nagging woman more than a promiscuous woman. My mum doesn't nag unlike my aunty anytime I visit. My mum and dad hardly stay at home since we were in secondary school, giving us freedom to move out and safe to say the sweetest sex I ever had, was in my SS1. My first 1million naira alert was from my mum for upkeeps. Who go hate em mama from my childhood experience

4KNGOATS:
Bastardzzz cited am not sure your dad's DNA matches with urs

You can continue living in self denial, for all I care.
The kpekus is never padlocked and every lady has same epithelial lining

Samantha124:
Haibo!!! Thixo Somandla..

Let me get out of here...🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

Samantha, did I do anything wrong?

As usual, I would be brief. say whatever you want to say, I will continue saying the truth. You no go beat me. I will never be surprised if my mum is fking a young guy because I no padlock her kpekus. It's her private property.
There's nothing special to protect or think yours is immune to promiscuity, that's delusion at its best.

Let's apply logic here
If your mum's blood sister (your aunty) can fonddle you at childhood, what's the probability your mum doesn't have one form of sexual fantasy or the other?

Rickmann:
That guy is a disgrace. Dude forgot he is in a country and society where the law allows women to wield more power than men. she can easily accuse him of harassment or even rape and he ll rot in prison for something he didn't even do.
He is a complete idiot.

Wash. There's a general code for every lady on planet earth and that's always putting up a smile even if you were rejected or snubbed. The very moment you show girl say u dey for pains for being denied smooshin or sex, you are finished, they go shine with you. If I was the guy, I go first check if d wyt lady dey always smile back, from there, I go start up with the other code.
How u go just ask even a Nija girl if she be virgin when u know say high possibility no dey

Make FG and labour trash this matter nau.


Meanwhile, if you wan fuk, talk say you wan fuk, which one be,, are you staying with your parents?

Tremple8v:
A woman was telling me last night that the only type of men that turn her up are young guys like me . She was telling me this because a man was trying to ask her out and the man is around 51 and shes 60+ . She wasnt hitting on me oo .. she was just telling me the man is wasting his time because only young guys can turn her up . Omo fear catch me . She own a beer parlour and shes good looking . But I fear because I wasn't expecting her to tell me such . This was yesterday night oo . Not sure I will visit her bar anymore . And I'm just 35 . Make she no go put something for my drink .

Young guys dey turn on older women a lot. If only you were in their brain to understand this.

madscientist88:
you sound like you have some growing up to do,you think the world revolves around sex? and because you had sex with a woman almost 3 times you age,it should mean you control her life? well you are going to be surprised when your mum calls you and a certain new friend she just made tells her she is sleeping with you,what i am saying is sex is overrated and the older you get you don't give a ratsass what anyone thinks about your sex life or who you are having sex with.better don't misbehave, because she had sex with you doesn't mean she cant still send you on errands if she wants too,you here talking naively over sex she has been having before you were born.i just laughing.except if she is married

I'll address your message in my next post. You think you can use this mum thing to arm twist me from speaking the truth. I won't be surprised if my mum fks a young man because I understand the psychology of female sexual behavior.

SocialJustice:
Not an excuse to exploit or degrade her.

I don't mean degrading in that context.
I don't really know how to explain being small in my eyes.

garriAndsugar:
no wonder some girls dey call 60 old men baby.

Seems like the reverse version

I don't know who is in a better position to explain this mystery.
But once you have sex with a 50 year old woman, she now looks 'small' in your eyes.
I don't really know how to explain this thing, but I hope some of you will understand and help explain more. She go cum dey like one teenager, even her voice go change for your auditory meatus.

Trustmea:
Military wives too dey cheat? Don't they fear their soldier husband.

she no go fear when another senior military man nak her.
She no go fear when Dem nak her for barracks as you don abandon her go course.
She no go fear when she don catch you with your colleague.

She's never scared if it's purely military affair

Hassanmaye:
. will you shut the f..

Una no be human being?..
I put it to you: you dey nak without regards to the territorial integrity of the external genitallia, I so submit with full convictions that the mentioned acts are done intoto

nabiz:
you sabi better thing. I married a teacher and she is giving me peace of mind, most especially helping my children to become a good citizen. Very discipline human being

It has nothing to do with promiscuity. She's just a very easy going human being that doesn't nag, that's why you are enjoying her.
Dem no dey write promiscuity for face.

LordAdam16:
For bankers and white collar workers, it is mainly YOLO in action.
The money they may collect is a bonus.



For nurses, there's a primal reason for their promiscuity.
Cultivated through billions of years of evolution.
The LA Times ran a story about it in the aftermath of the 9/11 attacks.
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2001-oct-01-cl-51893-story.html
They called sex the most primal post-disaster reaction.

And it makes sense from an evolutionary perspective.
Say a local population experiences a disaster with a high fatality toll.
For survivability, the proper response is to ruffle sheets.

Nurses are essentially cocooned in a pressure cooker of primal triggers.
Genetics is deterministic. They don't stand much of a chance.

-Lord

Key word is disaster
Na same reasons for female soldiers,widows, divorced, IDPs.
It is very easy to nak female officer wey return from peacekeeping mission. Nigerians won't look in that direction because they don't understand this concept.
But Don't forget poverty is also a disaster, so you can nak any broke married Lady. Wealth can also be a disaster, because it can afford the married lady higher places for higher naks, or lower places for new experiences.
Everything is dependent on condition, time and price

BoldBrainz:
Omoh, you see nurses? Just leave their issue until rapture happens.

I thought so because I be don work there B4 teaching. Na just funny stereotypes because of your place of work. All married ladies are nakable, dependent on condition, time and price. For villages, Dem dey do competition like u nak my wife I nak your wife and the community is happy and peaceful

Yes! You heard me.
There's no reason to sleep with a married lady that was even slept with multiple times before marriage, if not for financial or material benefits. What will she say under your dik that a single girl can't say in excitement.
Is it fuk me harder harder? Or you are Soo baaaad aaaaah yeeaaaah?

The reason you should only settle for married ladies willing to spend heavily na make you see Money to stitch your broken head by a jealous lover. We call it insurance.

The man dey do like say na only am get his wife. You want spite your ex when you should move on and share your wife's kpekus with potential toasters

Nobody nak married ladies pass pastors.
My cousin na priest and en dey see pucy pass me.
Can you imagine, a whole Prof like me