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Romance › Re: See The Best Place To Have Sex (pictures) by OtuologyProf(op): 11:08am On Jul 25, 2023

Bradford111:
This guy dem carry sex swear for you Abi

Sex is part of H. Sapien. We owe it a duty to talk about it always. If you don't talk about it always, your eyes and heart will always 'talk' about it wherever you go.

Romance › See The Best Place To Have Sex (pictures) by OtuologyProf(op): 8:34pm On Jul 24, 2023

When I say sex can be viewed as a therapy, people think I'm joking.
Same way some people view sex as therapy, is same way some view bathing as a therapy.
But we still do have a school of thought who think bathing is overrated.
So the main point is your mindset.

The best place to have sex is on a water bed...
The slippery effect it has on your body and the 'fukuum' 'fukuum' sound the bed makes while you dig your woman, is out of this world.
Tell me, what other therapy are you looking for in this crazy planet ?

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Romance › Re: 9ja Holiday: For Those Who Say I Love Talking About Sex(pictures) by OtuologyProf(op): 9:00am On Jul 20, 2023

Nobody gree yab me again ..
Hahahaha

Romance › 9ja Holiday: For Those Who Say I Love Talking About Sex(pictures) by OtuologyProf(op): 1:41pm On Jul 19, 2023

Why won't I talk about sex every time, when I didn't ask for my dick to be created.
But I'll forgive most of you who say these things because you all are healthy men. I doubt those witnessing the PICTURE below will be psychologically comfortable to type all those funny stuff about me. If you think sex is not worth talking about always, try experience the picture below.

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Romance › Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(op): 9:49pm On Jul 17, 2023

okoroemeka:
you used the wrong tactics,that she can shows she is curious and interested,you could have been a gentleman and take time to study the type of girl she is,not every girl will open her pvssy at first visit because of money,most girls will reward you by the second visit and you will fvck run away

I didn't want to bother you guys with long stories. A lot happened on our watsapp screens, so it was only logical to take my chances.

Romance › Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(op): 9:12pm On Jul 17, 2023

WeirdAlien:
Why sneak to put off gen?
Just calmly tell her you need to do other things and she should take her leave and (maybe) you'd like to receive her at another time.
End of story.

PS - the man who wants nothing in invincible. Casual sex is like tiny water droplets. Evaporates like it was never there.

As a man, you don't need to say everything before you do anything, even if your words are true. It's a code you can use anywhere to be successful and not just in nakology matters

Romance › Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(op): 9:09pm On Jul 17, 2023

tivhador:
There's more to life than Sex, boi

Continue deceiving yourself, while workers in multinational companies get crazy erection on sighting hot I T students

Romance › Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(op): 6:13pm On Jul 17, 2023

Quadribabaalagb:
Maybe because she did not see a keg of agbo by Quadri in your herb,and came to quick conclusion that you can't really knack

Check siggy,na agbo I dey sell

You are really bad at advertising. You can entice your audience by saying:.
"Maybe she saw a keg of agbo and was so tensed as how you would ride her... our products do the magic, but your words make her comfortable "

Romance › Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(op): 6:04pm On Jul 17, 2023

Thermodynamics:
Na may I fvck last, e don tay

Reverse psychology

Romance › Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(op): 12:43pm On Jul 17, 2023

austine4real:

Romance › Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(op): 12:10pm On Jul 17, 2023

Thermodynamics:
All your post is about sex, you need help, konji wan finish you

Stop jumping up here because you managed to have sex this month grin

Romance › Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(op): 11:58am On Jul 17, 2023

Thermodynamics:
What is this one saying ni?
Me and you who get mental problem?
You when de hallucinate about women.
If you like finish today soap

I'm not responsible for your personal issues. You can seek help by asking nicely on nairaland.

Romance › Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(op): 11:16am On Jul 17, 2023*

wisdomkid:
You didn't think of God before trying to sleep with her?
You did know God is against premarital sex abi?

My bro, the thing weak me
But I think God shouldn't have put the dik until all men are ready and serious to marry. Or simply put, He shouldn't have allowed for an erection until you get married.

Romance › Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(op): 11:07am On Jul 17, 2023

Thermodynamics:
You're just a idle jambite imagining things. You're probably a Virgin and have never even seen a woman's pant, nor worry, you go soon mature and start to fvck, for now enjoy your fantasy but have mercy on the joy soap, your dad don tire to de buy new soap everyday.

Maybe, if you had checked my personal text @profile, you would have relieved yourself of mental stress and mental related illnesses.

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Romance › Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(op): 9:43pm On Jul 16, 2023

almarthins:
Or God want to save you from a life of hell hereafter

Smelly kpekus and infection first

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Romance › The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(op): 9:39pm On Jul 16, 2023

Nija is now becoming boring.
So she came around, I tried all the tricks to get in between, and it didn't work, I had to sneak through the backyard, switched off my gen and started faking like; ooooh fuel don finish.

We were now forced to stay at the corridor, since she wants to turn the visit to a fellowship....rubbish.

Maybe God wanted to save me from smelly kpekus, who knows.

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Romance › Any Body That Calls You Lazy' Because O High Sexual Urge Is An Enemy Of Progress by OtuologyProf(op): 10:41am On Jul 13, 2023*

So in the spirit of 9ja holiday, I thought I should share this with you guys.
Yes you heard me.. enemies of progress full this country. Same way a lady would Want to emotionally blackmail a guy by calling him 'stingy', it's same way men are being blackmailed 'lazy' just because the penis was was inclined at an angle of 90 degrees.
Let me tell you if you don't know, I had more erection while working for a company during my youth service than when I was idle and searching for a befitting PPA. During my service, you would literally see beautifully shaped IT students, with their wicked hips , shaking it effortlessly. My brothers and sisters, you can't be too busy for these things.
Even for hospital, those pretty nurses get doctors in the mood a lot by wearing uniforms that bring out their wicked shapes and laps.
Even patient wey dey busy with sickness dey get erection.

Do not let anyone blackmail you! You are just a HEALTHY MAN

Fashion › Re: Cornrows! I Didn't Know Nigerian Men Love This Hairstyle So Much (Photos) by OtuologyProf(m): 10:02am On Jul 13, 2023

Did you notice the hair style has same pattern as ridges made for plant crops?
Africa H. Sapien, love results driven by unique patterns.

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Romance › Re: My Acting Days Helped Me Have Sex With A Single Mum Today. by OtuologyProf(op): 5:34pm On Jul 12, 2023

Aladdin1:
Op! your blom blom die, penny go.anoda day,come and buy, tell your teacher, you are a fool. fool! fool!! fool your head!. Op you be big fool!. otondo! wey dey cry becos of singlemother kpekus!.You come climb table dey anounce am like say na great achievement. Op you be great disappointment to who born you. You no get shame at all. Nonsense!. Dem take toto swear for you?

My brother, I'm not usually like this when I'm in Panya, though naks wey no get shame full Panya, but It's like there's a special spirit hovering here.

Romance › Re: My Acting Days Helped Me Have Sex With A Single Mum Today. by OtuologyProf(op): 9:12am On Jul 12, 2023

CuriousStudent:
Great men conquer and confiscate empires.

Average men do nothing.

Weak men conquer women

Poor work student. I'll forgive you because you wrote out of CURIOSITY.

Great men conquer empires and all therein(women inclusive)

Romance › Re: My Acting Days Helped Me Have Sex With A Single Mum Today. by OtuologyProf(op): 5:46am On Jul 12, 2023

ikeno:
So all this brouhaha just cause say u knack single mum🤳

No be the single mom matter. Na the spotless long and chubby laps format my brain.
Sex is indeed a therapy

Romance › Re: My Acting Days Helped Me Have Sex With A Single Mum Today. by OtuologyProf(op): 11:31pm On Jul 11, 2023

KingDash09:
Abeg no be sufferness Be this😂😂😂

One leg up na normal thing naa

Romance › Re: My Acting Days Helped Me Have Sex With A Single Mum Today. by OtuologyProf(op): 11:05pm On Jul 11, 2023

KingDash09:
Naso... that hole gon be deeeeeep as Bleep, y’all single mums nackers Dey try

Not that loosed. But I placed one leg on my shoulder for maximum impact

Romance › Re: My Acting Days Helped Me Have Sex With A Single Mum Today. by OtuologyProf(op): 10:55pm On Jul 11, 2023

KingDash09:
Omo you be the first guy wey Dey fall for babes laps oh

Lol. The thing shock me, I'm actually a fan of hips... But the thick fair fresh laps, wey I see today eeh... maybe na wetin make me misbehave for the unusual

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Health › Re: Health Professionals Urged To Call Vaginas 'bonus Holes' ( Pics) by OtuologyProf(m): 10:50pm On Jul 11, 2023

The problem isn't the name vagina or bonus hole, because they are just names coined for a part of the body.
My only problem is family and friends giving me a strange stare when I say "otuocha"

Romance › Re: My Acting Days Helped Me Have Sex With A Single Mum Today. by OtuologyProf(op): 10:38pm On Jul 11, 2023

KingDash09:
As a glorified your not suppose to bang single mums.. you don Bleep up

Nija get one kyn spirit.
But guy, if you see laps, you go use king solomon, as role model.
Forget big Yash and hips, fresh laps is really underrated

Romance › Re: My Acting Days Helped Me Have Sex With A Single Mum Today. by OtuologyProf(op): 9:42pm On Jul 11, 2023

Manson1:
I can imagine how you were kneeling down crying and begging cos u wanted some knacks...

You're forgiven but don't try that next time

I won't give you the details. Try again!

Romance › Re: My Acting Days Helped Me Have Sex With A Single Mum Today. by OtuologyProf(op): 9:27pm On Jul 11, 2023

Manson1:
Bro bro tell us you're just joking pls

You are pushing me. And I'm not going that route. I have proof

Romance › Re: My Acting Days Helped Me Have Sex With A Single Mum Today. by OtuologyProf(op): 9:24pm On Jul 11, 2023

Manson1:
And u resorted to crying because you wanted the chochie so badly. I mean, a full grown man o with beards and hair everywhere

Hahahaha.
Maybe I was crying out of rejection by such a classy lady, thinking it was cus of my dad

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Romance › Re: My Acting Days Helped Me Have Sex With A Single Mum Today. by OtuologyProf(op): 9:20pm On Jul 11, 2023

Manson1:
You reduced urself to nothing just because of kpekus

My guy... If you if you enter Nija, e get one spirit wey go make you shun professionalism about kpekus matter.something like an overwhelming spirit..
Nna ..make I drop Prof matter for now

Romance › Re: My Acting Days Helped Me Have Sex With A Single Mum Today. by OtuologyProf(op): 9:11pm On Jul 11, 2023

marlow1962:
Normal

Why I go lie for small Nija holiday.
That dude is disappointed I didn't complete the story.. yeah
I'm just overjoyed I banged a very tall lady with fresh fat laps.
Fresh Fat laps yeah lol

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Romance › Re: My Acting Days Helped Me Have Sex With A Single Mum Today. by OtuologyProf(op): 7:43pm On Jul 11, 2023

Candidlady:
You should be asking your widow mum who you rendered husbandless due to the fact she was cursed with a boy child YOU

So is your mum a single mother ?

Are you sure you aren't the same lady or seems you know who I'm talking about?

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