mmadu4:
as man never marry a sexually active woman . e get why . please dont try it

Whether sexually active or not, the vagina is never padlocked and can be invaded at anytime. sometimes, it just takes a vacation, conference or camp to nak

A Woman, married or unmarried, doesn't belong to one man.
There's a reason we call vagina " O - tu " which means o ga, o turu
any where she go, she go collect

Havesomesense:
Men should start emulating women, women don’t help men at all if it is not beneficial to them,
So this year I’m not going to help any girl if it’s not beneficial to me.
I’m not counting sex as benefit, men be wise in 2024.

Reverse psychology of H. Sapien. You just proved to everyone that sex is actually a benefit for both sexes.
Women don't help men if it's not beneficial to them. Yes of course, women won't offer sex to a guy if she won't enjoy the penis rocking the vaginal walls.

If she has excruciating pain in the vagina as a result of dryness, will she easily offer her vagina? No

A lot of girls will come after me for this secret I'm about to reveal.
Na only two body parts go make girl wet instantly. One na penis with scattered veins but not the one that is smooth like clitoris, the other one is big muscular butt
But the problem be say, the one for front is always properly covered, else you for see madness of Hot ladies in broad daylight.
Try kissing a girl and direct her hand to your muscular butt, if you no fukk am, make I know wetin cause am... All guys should direct their gymn properly and stop wasting time on jony bravo type of shoulders.

Students! Listen up! Cash will only direct a lady's sexual desire towards you. It's like a double benefit for them

Newdawn30:


It's called adulthood and responsibility . I am sure they are still feeding you at home .

Which is synonymous with depression and other mental illnesses.
We dey the same page

Newdawn30:
Get a job

You mean working as a slave, paying house rents and outrageous bills, when you have a free house and plenty land in your village?

Get an antidepressant

So were getting along until she teased me in a way I no like, telling me say I look lazy on bed.
Na my sugar daddy stomach I blame.. but what she no know say I get the rod of destruction dangling in-between my foolish legs. I'll so nak her eeh. I just wish Nigeria loses match today, person daughter go hear nwiiii..
I'll nak and be thinking about nija's loss. I go dey abuse our srikers for my head and be naking this girl.
Toto go hear am, so that the owner of the toto no go dey make careless statements again

Nicepoker:
You this Akwa ibom man and sex.

Otu gbowakwa the epithelial lining of your woman

See the big Nations cup dangling like a bell. And Dey no come shade the long rope wey Dem use tie am
Otu gbowakwa ha

So I called some of my guys in Abidjan. They started all these guys talk about arranging fresh fresh puna. I told them that's not my priority in life. They started laughing over the phone, I also joined them in the laugh.
I don't know why I'm laughing.
I'm still laughing as I type....

Niok:
if she no suck or if she no fucccck who go buy am wig and handbag

Don't mind derica.
My prayer be say make we no jam puna wey dey smell like Hydrogen sulphide
Amen!!!!!!

Ladies and gentle men, please help me tell derica tomato that naking actively is a thing of pride. How person go express pride if not by boasting about body counts?
Otu gbowakwa her epithelial lining !

YesGodcan:
Mikel Obi is annoying for God's sake

The level hate has for anything Nigeria is beyond description.

Na Russia puna cause am.
en dey constantly Putin his dik in a fresh Russian puna, I don't vladmire him for that.

Op is scared to spell it out.
Every lady is an olosho by nature.
Using my concept of ikpuno-psychology, every ikpu is nakable, depending on the time, opportunity and price

I couldn't believe my ears.
She just grabbed my shoulder, jerking all over me and shouted "Babangida".

I have never been this confused all my life. See me wey be nwa afo igbo, at a time I started questioning my identity, like na me be otuologyprof abi my papa na from the north?

Hurray!

spagettiluv:
dey whine yourself

lelole
Otu ocha

Happy new year Nairalanders. I pray that pucy will continue to pursue us this 2024. Every evil forces that will make you pay heavily for a sex she enjoys more, I rebuke, I reject.
I speak safety to the epithelial lining of every pucy that will come in contact with our penis and let biology manifest for those looking for the fruit of the womb. Amen!

Prof itid ukwu
Dean, faculty of otuology

YesGodcan:
No, it tells the new world order.

Abnormality is now real

If u know what is Ai then u will not be surprised by this things.

More to come and this is world wide in all areas of life. Started after covid 19

If u don gerrit fogrr abrit

You carry basket put for your post, you say na new world order. This conspiracy theorist no go kee person. Lol
Otu gbowakwa new world order

Listen up students
Marriage is an abnormal union among H. Sapien. It is one of the signs of mental illness, that allows you to pay huge Brice price in some cases, for a lady they fukd with indomie and egg.
In other climes, getting a union that would require you lose a fortune when you divorce.
The only known normal behavior among H. Sapien is cohabitation.

Prof itid ukwu
Dean, faculty of otuology

Before I start, I know a lot of people may be surprised because they only think I talk about sex, infact I have vowed not to talk about sex in 2024.
Can I now recommend this research topic to you ?

The rate at which people talk to themselves while walking along the road is quite alarming I must say. Infact you go think say na madness.
Kai...my brothers and sisters, what's responsible for this thing. Na hunger abi na frustration cause am ?

The challenge in carrying out this research will be how to collect Data.

Seun, Mods, push this to front page

OKUCHI11:
e get wetin BLACK RACE dey think of again apart from Sex

White people dey think about sex pass you but you no go notice because na abnormal sex dey reign there

mighty5050:
If you no hold yourself, na for September your regret go start. Exactly 9 months from now

I'm not reckless with sex.
I use condom

birth100:
Don't you think you're possess with the spirit of lust? Or what do you think?

I think the spirit of testosterone has possessed me.
The question now is, why is conji levels higher at a period like this?

Millimann:
Libido and conji are not the same.

You will fail this exam

Alhajikd:

No go rape our village girls for us oh
Konji along village Bush path kee you there
Come make heaven make I see

Nna eeh Have you guys noticed that the conji levels too dey high during Xmas.
The thing dey worse for village, especially when you are going towards a bush path.
The dick go dey rise any how for village girls, something that rarely happens when you see city girls.
Abi na only me this thing dey happen to?

Westerhoffe:
😕
Who was narrating an event in the link below?

https://www.nairaland.com/7922302/sex-19-year-old-today

You need to be sanctioned with a Steel Cage Handicap Match with Brock Lesnar; rules, Last Man Standing.

I still used condom if you got the entire gist

If a woman convinces me to accept marriage, then she will be very lucky to have me.

Since I was born, I have never had raw sex. Na so so condom I dey use nak people daughters and sisters.
My wife will be very lucky because, the epithelium of her vagina will be the first to come in contact with my penis(unprotected)


: Guys, how does raw sex feel like?

RonuThings:
😎

Just Negodu 🙄

Is like South African ladies are useless 🤔

How can someone get Pregnant at the Age of 10 years 😑

Useless because they are having sex with their mates?
Shows how normal they are as H. Sapien

Caging your sexual desire among your peers is abnormal, contrary to popular belief.
Caging your sexual desire is one of the causes of mental illnesses among H. Sapien

I can never forgive one jw girl wey drain my scrotum in year3. Fuk wey I don ready after many failed attempts, she come use bj drain me, left me paralyzed and I never got an opportunity till I graduated.

Rugged girls

Hsurdluxury:


you are eating food you did not pay for and you are here telling us how she moan

mumu boy

thats how they give you bastard as your child

the moment you pour your semen,she can bring child from any other guy to you

you can't escape it

That's why I ran away from Nigeria to lecture students in panya. Una too dull for Nigeria.
So after reading my story, you couldn't comprehend that I have phobia for pouring it inside? And even if she claims the child is mine, don't I have the right to confirm through DNA?