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brosom:
Stop deceiving ur self,

U already have it in mind..

You think every man enjoys being sexually harassed by married women?

I have never for one day imagined this oooh hmm
On my way to a conference with this married lady and colleague of mine. Nna eeh na inside this bus every temptation just Dey happen left right and center.
She just Dey scratch her big boobs for my back and close to my shoulder like say na gallop Dey cause am.
I don’t know how best to adjust myself.. I don withdraw sotey my waist don dey pain me
The big breast finally got me a hard erection like never before.

Please make this prayer with me
I reject every married pucy and the wideness of it thereof
Amen

CHAQUR:
E be like say na kerewa dey make human older quicker sef. Looking 70 at 103 because of no kerewa.

Go school una no gree school. How you go take Kerewa over pregnancy and parturition/family stressors as factor of aging?

The reason Rev fathers and sis are always young na because Dey no get stressors but dem Dey nak like say the world go end today

Eriokanmi:
Sex makes one age faster and this affects both genders

If you write this nonsense in my exam, you go fail in crawling colors.

Mama Dey suffer from a condition we call calidychrocuntochrolosis
meaning no suitor was perfect in her eyes and now she don reach menopause.
The white boyfriend story na better cover up story to console herself


Prof itid ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

Hollybratt:
If no be say i just finished eating , i suppose curse you

I dey happy say tinubulation no reach your side

motionarena:
When u carry stds u will ask God why me

There is something called condoms, do you know that?

qtguru:
At least post am for Twitter, make you cash out from engagement, if na fantasy post you wan dey share

Do I look hungry to you?
I'm a senior lecturer, based in panya, and for toto's sake , I do this for fun

NiRfreak:
I have known this since in my early 20s when I was experimenting with sex, pickups, and toasting
And I've practiced it multiple times with both young, older lady, single and even loose married ladies...
It was even worse when I was serving......and when i started to earn steady
Today, I see those lifestyle as being reckless and dangerous for any man sleeping with the next willing girl.
Those girl can put u in trouble cos, u dont know the spirit and baggage they carry, and u will get addicted to such game...cos to get sex will be so easy for u.....
.
Today...I have opportunity to be sleeping with not less than 7 ladies at same time currently where I stay....but i have stopped that lifestyle cos it has no gain in the long run even thouhh it maybe fun now ....with maturity comes fidelity and self control.

Ngwanu, allow other people enjoy since you don hang boot.

You may wish to check out factors responsible for low libido in men

AntiTerrorist:
After four years of no sex relationship with my fiancee, she traveled from Osun to Abuja and started sleeping with a married man (vagina, anal and oral s.ex). They were living couples live for about a year. This is a religious woman who told me no sex from the onset of our courtship and I had never experienced sex before. And she was fornicating with a religious leader too.

If a woman is not a virgin, I can never trust her. Never! Then I no longer believe in a long distance relationship. It's a pure scam.

that's why I tell students like you never to miss my classes.
Should I tell you the honest truth no one has told you here?
As you dey find some women not sexually appealing, that's how women also find men. You were not sexually appealing to her that's why she dey do shakara to open for you. everything no be about whether you get money or not. I bet you, some other lady is dieing for you to fvk her even if it's against her faith.
This was a new discovery by me that was hidden thousands of years ago.

Prof itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

Wetin you expect before?
She go use her feet do you Waka while another man fvk am hard.
Such level of disrespect

EmmyMaestro:
They said " it is not the size of the machinery, it is the operator "

Nna eeh I started with maths and ended with chemistry
I dey hit her angle 45 with 360 °
Come apply bedlusacs law
when toto reacts , they do so in watery volumes which bear simple cums provided dik pressure remains constant

sacajawea:
Was the person a Runs girl?
Married or Single?

This your question dey funny
I dey suspect say she don drop 1 or 2 pikin, in her 30's with Rumpled fat laps

CountinBlessins:
Tomorrow you will be looking for who to blame for the poverty that's overwhelming you

Stupid fellow. Better go and get a degree so you can be better equipped to help your life.

Na question I ask. Abi u no Dey cum ?
If you Dey cum, try look your face in the mirror, u go apologize to me

Hollybratt:
This guy is suffering from brain injury

Maybe a good number of people are mentally ill

Reminder: signs of mental illness
1. Performing expensive marriage rites on a lady that was fukd with indomie and egg
2. Going physical with your fellow man just because he fukd your wife's vagina. A vagina that was screwed multiple times before you met her.
3. Kneeling to propose to a lady you would foot more than 60% of her bills later in the association
4. Hiding under the funny association of marriage to fuk around, is also a sign of mental illness.
5. Feeling shy to mention the parts of the body like penis, vagina or otuocha, breast, otele or nyash in front of your children, wife and in-laws , is a sign of mental illness
6. Clapping your hands for your wife's sister or your daughters to close their legs, is a sign of mental illness. Why not tell them to sit properly?
7. Shouting "go and read your books" when there is a scene of romance in a movie.

CountinBlessins:
You should seek psychiatric help you maybe going mad.

Hunger has driven to the edge , any moment now you will run outside naked.

Make we assume say I Dey mad. But you don use mirror look your face when you Dey cum ?
Na so psychiatric patients face dem be at times

I just enter one location for one outside job like that . We had 4 ladies and 3 guys seating around, eating corn and pear
na so discussion start about Tinubu and economy. I come joke say people go still dey nak for this economy
All of them cum Dey laugh…
One thing led to another, I corner one of dem ladies go nak for short time
This lady held my shoulders like her life depends on fornication
at times she will hold my head, rub my back, and grab my abs firmly.
I was like, wetin Dey this my small dik sef

If you nak South American,you go confess wetin no good

Make una imagine Wetin bad economy go do to una wives. Dem go nak una wives tire whether you like it or not.

Mr man, always forming Rambo, see you see economy. They go nak her pahpahpah and she will moan very loud so that una go get sense

This thing no be oyibo thing oh hmmm housemaids use us tire when we dey small.












...and those housemaids na people mama now

toujurs:
Ashawo is just naturally in these south African women. What's this . I am very sure, some are available for short time, at some corners of each building

Na nija girls be ashewo.
This thing don show say SA Ladies value their jjob.
Nija babe wey dem sack go cover body, enter hotel , go climb dick to survive. If Nigeria lady protest, make I bend.

Otu gbowakwa all of them

highchief1:
ur pregnant lady na dirty lady.i never hear of mouth odour before.

You be ignorant student

highchief1:
it’s very possible.i have slept with a pregnant girl before.some women no get head.

How una dey cope with mouth odour among pregnant ladies

People wey dey my village dey see food pass people wey dey town.
Person go get house and lands for village come go town dey pay useless bills.
Otu gbowakwa lack of common sense

Lol
Ara agbala ewu Gambia
Otu gbowakwa every vagina wey collect money sell PVC

e be like world war 3 go start from Rivers state.

Meanwhile, if you dey nak woman for inside car and the boot no bounce, you no dey do anything

Life no get meaning..
When she wan shit, she go pull that uniform come release weapon of mass destruction in the toilet

orohbiro:
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Moi-moi, Marriage Is Not On His Mind” — Nigerian Lady Advises Women

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Ashe don drop quote

Na normal thing for young widows
Shey just dey mentally exhausted..
Last last she go dey alright and move over to another prik..

Otu gbowakwa this life wey no get meaning

Nobody nak man pass wife's sister.
Dem dey take the naking on another level

In the midst of this chaos , people go still nak.
Wetin dey this vagina sef