₦airaland Forum

Op just dey talk truth.
How grown up woman go dey dangle her mammary gland like the old church bell calling worshipers to service.
the invitation is in the dangling of the bell.
Nawa ohh Common sense wan finish me

finding Messiah

women like bending to collect


dem like am

PaulH07:
But Port Harcourt women sabi get yansh sha

Repeat after me
nyash will not kee me , Amen

Which is the highest patronizers of road side prostitutes in Nigeria?

A. Politicians
B. Trailer/tanker drivers
C. Soldiers

98% of nairalanders will fail this question.

na this kind thing dey make husbands nak househelp.

househelp go dey moody, the man go dey feel pity, she go shed tears, the man go tell am sorry, she go dey open leg small , the man go dey tell am sorry.

ahh ahh uhhhh uhh ah daddy ahh ahh

students listen up.

when vaginas react, they do so in volumes which bear simple nakings, and to the volumes of satisfaction, provided the right opportunity and price remain constant.

one person no dey get otu.
otu gbowakwa enyim nwanyi

sleek214:
I wonder what will happen if nnamdi kanu is released. There will be leadership crisis between kanu and ekpa

Kanu and ekpa

Otu gbowakwa leadership Crises

ValCon888:
Polygamy is the fastest way for a man to die especially if they all live in one house. Men already have shorter lifespans with one wife talk more of two.

The best solution is to have separate houses for both wives and their kids to prevent internal strife.

One wife go kill you faster than two wives.
Using my concept of ikpuno-Reverse-psychology, when two women fight or quarrell, e go make your shoulder rise like say dem dey fight over your dik . It is both therapeutic and anoying.

Otu gbowakwa monogamy

LeeSmart:
I don't smoke, do drugs neither do i do alcohol, reasons why my wife got attracted to me at the first place.

your wife dey lucky.
you go dey nak am with every level of intensity.
pahpahpahpah

Lawalemi:
Their kind of recession is different from ours.

Our own recession na die!

Na lie. Their own worse
A lot of people in nija have good alternative by returning to their village mansion their father built for them.
How many white uk citizens get free property like nija, especially the igbos?

Otu gbowakwa ha

123yes:
Nigeria economy is not in recession but can you compared the standard if living here in Naija with that of UK or JAPAN.

You know wetin be standard of living? Una go just open mouth waaah thinking it's all about paying outrageous bills in obodo oyibo.
You can make your own standards when you utilize your papa free lands in the village and live in your free village mansion.
Otu gbowakwa standard of living

Dear baby,
It is with a heart full of joy, I write to appreciate how much you have sacrificed for our love all these years. I'm aware of the maximum shege you are witnessing in the present administration, and hope you don't start opening your legs anyhow for people in my absence. I promise to be faithful to you and just one other person as an African man.
And finally, may our love continue to grow from strength to strength.
Accept this gift in the spirit of the hot weather
Yours sincerely,
Booboo from panya

Cassandraloius:
I don't even understand anymore, are we living in hell or in bondage? The price of things in the local market is another pain in the neck.

Fish of 1k is now 1900. I tried pricing the woman she was like, madam go everywhere go check, that's the price, I fit commot N50 for you. That's N1850. I was shocked and couldn't afford it.

Hardship choke!

Hahaha.
And people are accusing me of joblessness because I talk about sex all the time.
The truth be say, no amount of work go save person, unless people apply wisdom like me .
First, you must swallow your pride and return to your free house in the village, make use of your lands and market square, at least ,
avoid unnecessary bills.
Any day I decide to leave my own house for panya, I go still return to my village mansion

Fake news or not, there's always consequences of choosing the wrong leaders, but in all our doings, may we not meet a vagina that smells like hydrogen sulphide
Amen!

Westerhoffe:
That's Type 1 Leprosy.

“So he that goeth in to his neighbour's wife; whosoever toucheth her shall not be innocent.”
— Proverbs 6:29 (KJV)

No be only type 1 leprosy. This thing don show say olodo full for Nigeria and na wetin make me enter panya.
If I do this thing for my body, come shoot film for Nollywood, wetin you go call am?

mmadu4:
as man never marry a sexually active woman . e get why . please dont try it

Whether sexually active or not, the vagina is never padlocked and can be invaded at anytime. sometimes, it just takes a vacation, conference or camp to nak

A Woman, married or unmarried, doesn't belong to one man.
There's a reason we call vagina " O - tu " which means o ga, o turu
any where she go, she go collect

Havesomesense:
Men should start emulating women, women don’t help men at all if it is not beneficial to them,
So this year I’m not going to help any girl if it’s not beneficial to me.
I’m not counting sex as benefit, men be wise in 2024.

Reverse psychology of H. Sapien. You just proved to everyone that sex is actually a benefit for both sexes.
Women don't help men if it's not beneficial to them. Yes of course, women won't offer sex to a guy if she won't enjoy the penis rocking the vaginal walls.

If she has excruciating pain in the vagina as a result of dryness, will she easily offer her vagina? No

A lot of girls will come after me for this secret I'm about to reveal.
Na only two body parts go make girl wet instantly. One na penis with scattered veins but not the one that is smooth like clitoris, the other one is big muscular butt
But the problem be say, the one for front is always properly covered, else you for see madness of Hot ladies in broad daylight.
Try kissing a girl and direct her hand to your muscular butt, if you no fukk am, make I know wetin cause am... All guys should direct their gymn properly and stop wasting time on jony bravo type of shoulders.

Students! Listen up! Cash will only direct a lady's sexual desire towards you. It's like a double benefit for them

Newdawn30:
It's called adulthood and responsibility . I am sure they are still feeding you at home .

Which is synonymous with depression and other mental illnesses.
We dey the same page

Newdawn30:
Get a job

You mean working as a slave, paying house rents and outrageous bills, when you have a free house and plenty land in your village?

Get an antidepressant

So were getting along until she teased me in a way I no like, telling me say I look lazy on bed.
Na my sugar daddy stomach I blame.. but what she no know say I get the rod of destruction dangling in-between my foolish legs. I'll so nak her eeh. I just wish Nigeria loses match today, person daughter go hear nwiiii..
I'll nak and be thinking about nija's loss. I go dey abuse our srikers for my head and be naking this girl.
Toto go hear am, so that the owner of the toto no go dey make careless statements again

Nicepoker:
You this Akwa ibom man and sex.

Otu gbowakwa the epithelial lining of your woman

See the big Nations cup dangling like a bell. And Dey no come shade the long rope wey Dem use tie am
Otu gbowakwa ha

So I called some of my guys in Abidjan. They started all these guys talk about arranging fresh fresh puna. I told them that's not my priority in life. They started laughing over the phone, I also joined them in the laugh.
I don't know why I'm laughing.
I'm still laughing as I type....

Niok:
if she no suck or if she no fucccck who go buy am wig and handbag

Don't mind derica.
My prayer be say make we no jam puna wey dey smell like Hydrogen sulphide
Amen!!!!!!

Ladies and gentle men, please help me tell derica tomato that naking actively is a thing of pride. How person go express pride if not by boasting about body counts?
Otu gbowakwa her epithelial lining !