₦airaland Forum

aprilwise:
You dey lie

On a Tuesday?

Candidlady:
Now Iknow what really killed your dad... If iwere him too iwont opt for death


Wasted gender

Hahahaha..
Are you a single mum?

I have said it, It's either Nija put me for trouble or I put Nija for trouble.
I won't bother you with the details of how a single mum arrived at my apartment.
Na epileptic power supply cause am.
So the thing is, I was trying to flirt with her, my hands already reaching her hands ..and she was pulling away and accusing us men of only going for sex and nothing more. .I told her I liked her a lot from day one. And that I emotionally blanked my heart from any lady after my fiancee slept with my best friend(lies) .....it was at this point I remembered our drama days in school
I come pot into character by remembering my dad that died in motor accident.. come see tears from no where.. lol
This lady was freezed to the spot ..as I was saying I need to be loved again, I need love again.... my hand went into the bemunda triangle, na so so loud moaning

Have you ever wondered why ladies are of the opinion that priests are very good in bed?
Think no more...
Na just healthy lifestyle.
While most of them are chronic womanizers, they may not engage in alcohol and cigarettes.
Plus their meals are always balanced.
I sense foul play

Prof itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

Jakumo:
The desires that stirred in the OP for that woman attending a funeral even as another man was being laid to rest, are attributed to the eons-old primordial instinct for man pikin to procreate with renewed vigor each time he is confronted with reminders of death. Proximity to imminent death stimulates the libido at a deep subconscious level, which is why off-duty battle-weary soldiers' first port of call is typically a brothel. The evolutionary benefit of reproducing with unrestrained gusto when dangers loom is directly coded into the human DNA sequence as an evolutionary pathway to assure the long-term survival of the species, and that is the phenomenon so eloquently described by the OP.

I salute the OP for executing a textbook-smooth landing into the yansh of that woman sighted at the funeral, while also admonishing other pellow kwantirimans to recognize that it is both honorable and patriotic to leave a funeral in search of toto on the same day. God bless Nigeria.

Lol

tnerro1:
The problem with most “curvy” ladies is most of them are fake, so much packaging,u enter room pull their clothes, everything go fall yakata , breast don fall, ass don fall , even the slim stomach when u see go come shoot out, I have seen this a lot

I can't be disappointed when I realize she's not as curvy as I thought. My brain go dey Concentrate for totto matter. The only sharp reality that hits my face is faked boobs.

Akwamkpuruamu:
No respect for your friend. Not fair at all

Teenagers do have insane sex drive and emotional conditions rarely affect libido.
Infact, an emotional break down can make her body weak and crave for a void to be filled.
So don't blame him, the girl needed sex at that moment or it would affect her mental health.

Olarewaju89:
You still exchange contact with the spirit abi?

Dey play OK....

My brother, this Nija wey I enter go put me for trouble.

This was not what I planned for, visiting Nigeria.
So I would be very brief.
I saw a curvy lady in a Burial ceremony today, I was very sure my dik would have gone a little bit above 90 degrees using a protractor. But thank God for the jeans I wore which reduced my erection to angle 25 degrees.
The thing is, I was thinking about my life on earth and the other guy being laid to rest.
I was lost in thoughts, like, shey one day everybody go die, so what's all these about sex sex sex on this forum.
At times, it's always good to advise yourself that there is more to life than sex. It is our good deeds on Earth that will always count and leave a lasting memory on folks we left behind.

So after all these reflection, I saw that same curvy lady when I was leaving the compound of the deceased, I stopped, gave her a lift, my dik come rise again.
We exchanged contacts afterwards.

Nothing dey give joy pass natural nakology due to healthy lifestyle.

To solve the problem, go to your village or free house and open a mini Mart


"A foolish man always complains his pocket has holes but a wise man uses the holes to scratch his private part "

Stone03:
If you like add viagra and tramadol to your mature ejaculation, all you get is a high way to grave, Sir

Who's talking about viagra? You can solve some of these problems by way of healthy lifestyle

And I must add, when you put your dik into tooto, and you realize it's just like putting your hand into a bucket, then you could feel scammed.

Stone03:
And all these lead to what end, brother? Ejaculation that ends up leaving you like a man scammed of his hard earned wealth. There is few minutes or at most 1hr pleasure in sex, but I agree with the OP, it is overrated and doesn't worth the attention it drains from the present day Adams

You only feel scammed when you cum in 3seconds.
You only feel scammed because you do not view sex as therapy. You also think runs girls are log of woods who just came for money.U dey fk up.
Why u no go put on erotic scenes on your TV, with a bottle of wine or something in front of her when she visits?
You can never regret sex if you view the entire episode and not just intercourse as a therapy.

Britishpea:
The hypocrisy of men! Sex isn’t overrated. Sex is sweet. But it isn’t worth the stress most men go through.. most men who say sex is overrated haven’t even enjoyed sex befor because they suffer from chronic pile!

Na external influence or rebranding dey cause all these things. In those days, our forefathers do view sex as a therapy, that's why they appear happier and more satisfied immediately after sex. There were customs in Nigeria those days where the mother of a new bride will stand behind the door and urge her daughter on while her husband screws her.

Replica of threeesome? I have no idea

Siminialaye20:
Sometimes when I enter brothel and bang olosho then release, I realize say nothing dey this life.

Solve premature ejaculation and you go realize say something dey this life.
Sex can be fun when you view it as a therapy, allowing her moans massage your ego, and urging her to spread the legs so wide, Grabbing her asss with your hands, nakin and saying crazy stuff

If you think sex is overrated, try weak erection or impotency. The kind of psychological trauma you will pass through will be more than that of a broke guy.

The only time sex becomes pointless is chasing a girl for 6months, only to meet her and cum in 6 seconds.


Prof itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

progressb4andno:
Fullish boy

Seems you had nightmares
Good morning

Nawa for Nigeria network

progressb4andno:
E shock u how i exposed you abi
Fullish boy

I'm not responsible for what ever you are passing through, but you can be humble enough to seek assistance

progressb4andno:
E shock u how i exposed you abi
Fullish boy

I'm not responsible for what ever you are passing through but you can be humble enough to seek assistance

progressb4andno:
Broke boy, keep imagining things until u run mad OZUOR,
no go fyn work do, u really wish a lady could do all these things u imagined in your head to you but since you are poor and dahtf nobody so you decided to let your imagination run wild and pretending on nairaland is the only way to ease your pain.

Anumanu mpam wey him mama dey feed, i am not going to reply you again cos keyboard war is your thing while you gloat over your 50 mb borrowed data from mtn
No go look for money na hunger go kee u der, quote me again ka thunder gbagbuo gi there!

All these long talk na because of mental stress?
Mental stress can be managed, don't be scared.

Mrtaye:
Maybe she needed a quickie

Inside bus?
this our country eeh

progressb4andno:
If u had put this your imagination into making money, you would have rivalled dangote by now

If you had checked my personal text @profile, you would have been cured from mental stress and associated mental illnesses

Sonnobax15:

Meaning you enjoyed your trip die?

I don't enjoy harassment. Why that, when we could just strike a conversation and exchange numbers?

Smitaro100:
Hope you are also aware condom does not guarantee 100% safety against sti and e dey burst atimes .. And besides most people don't really practice safe sex any longer.. just dey play.

See wetin breast cause. Una don carry am enter dikology

duduade:
Bus through where Benin de republic abi

So from one African country to another no be into Nigeria abi.?
No, na into Congo

Baronthecelebri:
Mumu, post pictures

Just for laps? Naa.. I don't want you jerking off on a mere picture

Edipet:
Can rub a lady's lap or boobs in public?
That was an assault and 8f reverse was the case she for don tear you slap

.why will you Rub her laps to the glaring of other passengers? .. na only me know wetin those water melons dey do for my body.

Trust me, if I rub her ankle with my toes, she won't slap me because na almost something private

Starboytwo:
I hope you sha collect number.

Brez keh, we nor Dey use that one play rara.

No be everything you dey collect number.
Sometimes you act professionally, like you had no idea what was going on.
I'm more likely to collect number from a lady who doesn't put up such acts in a bus

GodWrites:
You were sexually assaulted and you are shining teeth like a sex-starved imbecille. If reversed was the case you would have been chilling in a prison cell. It's a shame!!

Hahahaha.. it shows I'm more normal than those who would want to put me in prison, if reverse was the case.

Shalommy:
Chaii... Op, that was a nice welcome back.

So you know these things