May they live up to their profession.


Meanwhile, 'clapping for your daughters to close their legs, could be a sign of mental illness. Why not ask them to sit properly?'

What an Amuebanistic calamity and Otuistic disaster !

Very soon, a bill to check private parts of citizens will be passed.
. To check if the nipples are pointed and focused in life.
. To check if the vaginal roads have been dualized
. If the penis is humble or down to earth

Powerbando:




With wetin you type, shey you sef no get mental issue like this

😀 Are you a victim?

I will define mental illness as a manifestation of abnormal attributes in Humans.

Mental illness in Nija marriages is best described as double tragedy, because accepting the concept of nija marriages itself, is a sign of mental illness.

The signs bellow, show you could be suffering from one mental problem or the other


1. Performing expensive marriage rites on a lady that was nailed with indomie and egg
2. Going physical with your fellow man just because he nailed your wife's vagina. A vagina that was screwed multiple times before you met her.
3. Kneeling to propose to a lady you would foot more than 60% of her bills later in the association
4. Hiding under the funny association of marriage to screw around, is also a sign of mental illness.
5. Feeling shy to mention the parts of the body like penis, vagina or otuocha, breast, otele or nyash in front of your children, wife and in-laws , is a sign of mental illness
6. Clapping your hands for your wife's sister or your daughters to close their legs, is a sign of mental illness. Why not tell them to sit properly?
7. Shouting "go and read your books" when there is a scene of romance in a movie.
8. A nagging wife should watch it. You'll nag to the extent, your domestic dog gets tired of you.
9. When a woman shows her buttocks to the camera and writes on her page : "oluwa is behind my success" or " oluwa is involved"
10. When a lady bleaches her skin and forgets her vagina



Prof itid Ukwu
Dean, Faculty of Otuology

tonywonder:


So if I'm to understand your theory clearly, you mean humans are not meant to marry? Just f.uck around and bear kids because I'm not understanding

Your brains are playing with you. Do you need to get married to even a single lady, under same roof for her to bear you kids ?
It is the marriage concept I term abnormal.
in marriage, an illusion is being created of a padlock/Toto that can't be opened by any other key/prik except yours. Which is an abnormal way of thinking.

Infact , mental illness may not be far from that H. Sapien

TruthinAction:
Things that ruin marriages;

1. House boys
2. House maids.
3. Drivers.
4. Wives sisters who are matured living with couples.
5. Husband's brothers who are matured living with couples.
6. Jobs that separates couples for a long period.

Do whatever you can to avoid them. Even the most holy can fall into temptations created by them.

Long talk.
The only thing that will ruin marriage is marriage itself.
Marriage is an abnormal association because the H. Sapiens are constantly in battle to freely explore their sexual desires as normal beings.
when you feel the urge to urinate at work place, you are not supposed to rush home to ease yourself.

Prof itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

mastermaestro:
Most of you are shouting 'poor planning' , 'they are lazy' , depending on 'single income' and other nonsensical insults. Is this the same reason why more than 70% of Nigerians are also poor? Those of you shouting private business up and and down, how many private business owners are doing well? How many privately employed Nigerians live above poverty?

The real issues here are poor pay, delayed gratuity, irregular pension, skyrocketing inflation, nonexistent public health scheme, lack of welfare support for children and the elderly. All of these are traceable to bad governance.

People doing fraud and be screaming side hustle. Nonsense!

Odiegwu
The issue here is unnecessary bills.
When you stay rent free in your village, with almost zero cost of transportation, you can be rich by selling hot rice and beans in you truck at the market square, you don't even need a shop.

ultimateprof:
The life style of many civil servants are what I called improper fraction.

Exactly, how can you earn a little above 100k and you pay 400 k house rent plus transportation and other bills. What type of magic will make you rich? This is someone that has a house and land in his village oh.
I'm beginning to think it's mental illness

Because they pay unnecessary bills
I'll rather stay in my village mansion, open a supermarket on my own land, farm on the other portions of my land and even if I have to pay a bill, it will be #1000 electricity charge.
The only reason I'm in Panya is because I'm living on free rent.

dopedan:
I have some bad habits im trying to stop like porn and masturbation, because wen im with a girl I get erect but when its time to put it in it goes flaccid , it’s quite shameful
So i need advice from people who experience this on wat to do to speed up my recovery process and get my morning wood back thanks

From your explanation, I will postulate a theory.

Theory 1
Non visual---------- visual
Fully clothed -------- stack naked
Erection. ------------ weak erection.

You don't need pull off all her clothes if you want to make out as you may have been badly affected by the 'complimentary visual' (pornography)

Hypothesis 1
Go for ladies way below your class. As you didn't place high expectations on how to satisfy them.
Association between the following below will hardly complain of dysfunction

Pastor/choir member
Manager/intern
Corper/SS3 girl
Bank manager/ pos girl


Prof itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

Dyfynezz12:

Lol😂😂 I av graduated from uni.believe me I started having this experience since I was 15

It's just your brain playing with you.
The only difference is your own perception, ie your ability to read the signs.. most single ladies in campus won't walk up to you and spell it out straight to you, like ' fuk me now'.
They normally come in form of ..' where's the bursary, let me have your number in case I have any difficulty, I have been meaning to ask you for past questions etc
Most married ladies don't need to go through these stress when the whole world, including you, know that she's already having sex with a known somebori

zed7:
Mumu boys and their imaginary married women.

Only foolish people believe the concept of sugar mummy. Only very very few women will pay you for sex, women are naturally selfish and would even expect a 'sugar boy' to still get her gifts and treats.

Women date upwards, when a married woman wants to cheat, she'll likely cheat with a fellow married man who has a lot to lose. Inexperienced people are the ones who believe married women go around looking for small boys to cheat with.

You are a good student.. but I should correct some things
Inexperienced people are the ones who believe married women don't also want material/money in return. The age of the man doesn't matter

Dyfynezz12:
The Devil is cunning man,u are losing something big from this and u don't know.
Same shit keeps happening to me,I find it very difficult to get a young single girl, but u see married women esp beautiful ones around 30-35 I don't know what they see in m.I use to change my line every three months coz of them.
But am not going to fall 4 their trap coz I know what I stand to lose

Stop superstitions. Environment play a very important role. Probably you wouldn't talk about this when you were in campus with single ladies at your disposal.

superCleanworks:
oya let's sit down and watch this argument

"Daddy you love me too much oooooh..."
It depends on the daddy.
A lady should make money either ways, i'm not against it.
But what I find funny is a man crying as if he is dashing his congregation money

Olarewaju89:
Whatever goes around comes around. Law of karma.

I really pity your future wife

Confounded!
Whether you do married ladies or not, a woman's vagina isn't padlocked or the password is not exclusive to your dik
so given the right opportunity, price or condition, the vagina will naturally open to any dik

A lot of students have asked me this over the years, I'm here to lend some of our findings.. though may be spurious at the level of our research

If you don't want a married woman, simply bill them heavily, and watch her lose interest.
Ladies are like generators, they need oil(money) along side mad orgasm (gasoline), to function properly. So they have programmed themselves to be receivers and it doesn't matter the quality job she does.

Prof Itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

Great100000:
Also, this season is very weird, all the Big names in football are either retiring or moving away from Europe to another Continents.

Zlatan = Retire

CR7 = Saudi Arabia League

Messi = USA League.

Kante = Saudi Arabia League

Benzema = Saudi Arabia League

More of them still want to go to Saudi Arabia League.

If you did your honey moon in a 5 star hotel, Common sense should tell you to run away after few days, else Tax/hotel bill go finish money wey you make for wedding.
Otu gbowaka Europe!!

All these long seminar for nature ?
Every healthy H. Sapien is promiscious in nature.
Those days in secondary school, you will hear something like
'stop it, i don't like it, i dont.... stop, stooo, oooo, ohhhh , huuuum, aaaaaah , don't stop, harder, harder, aaaaah '

Tonymegabush1:
Only in Africa.... Aunties enjoying free Oza-room exercise since existence of man

Most of us while growing up had our aunties handle us.. they enjoyed it like the house maids.

How much more matured adults who have agreed to enjoy themselves. The only strange tradition i see, is paying heavily on a girl who was nailed with indomie and egg

Kajaard:
Very weird tradition. Pathetic.

But the tradition of encouraging men to spend heavily on marriage rites of a lady who has had multiple diks isn't a weird tradition abi?

There's abosolutely nothing abnormal with this, since a H. Sapien may still have sex with an 'inlaw' when the right opportunity and price present itself.

Prof itid ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

Ohraykon:
Why are the married women cheating so much these days? Is it that they married for money or they are on a revenge against their cheating husbands

It's a common phenomenon among H. Sapiens. It has nothing to do with the husband. Humans are insatiable in nature, so it's only natural they would crave for more diks.
Their pucy dey scratch more when they are in a caged condition/marriage.

b0rn2fuck:
I should be giving married woman free money, buying them foodstuffs and also helping them pay their children school fees. Na jejeli I siddon wey dem come meet me for demand, I supply, he reach knacking time, una become quote preaching

I dey do extensive research on why pucy dey scratch married ladies pass single ladies..
It's been a very tough study

MechanicMike:



So? nigggggga I pay marrrried women between 150k & 180k all the time after sleeping with them. I smash 5 last year & 4 so far this year (real talk)

..a mere 50k, you can get them laid this days. Married ladies can nack for Africa

IgbosNIGHTMARE:
Same your mama go dey cheat on your papa
Same wey some boys go dey knack your married sisters
Same wey u go marry OLOSHO wey go dey Fucƙ around...
You can't get away with anything in this life...

But they were all nailed by different diks before they got married, so what's your point for pucy's sake?

A lot of students have asked me to solve this puzzle over the years. I'm glad I have come across this topic.

It's important to note, all females will not have same erogenous zone. This is a fact; so all these your neck, hand, feet are just mere postulations.

What you should pay more attention to is degree of pressure you apply on established areas with nerve endings and complimented with crazy vocal sounds;
Eg.
We know sucking of nipple is pleasurable. But there are other ladies who enjoy suspense: a little tap on the nipple just like you are tapping on your phone's keyboard. Same with the clitoris.
There are ladies who want you to swallow the whole breast before they can moan "daddy". Consequently, a massage at the back of her knee to the middle areas of her thighs can do wonders.

Prof itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

ItisWell22:
Responsibilities!

Confounded!
Is it responsibility that's stopping her from getting dicked outside?
Such responsibility !

TheMaharajah:
Because the illusion faded.

You are closest to the reason. At times I just laugh at all these confounded reasons people give.
Married people lose interest in sex because they are in an abnormal association.
A normal association of homo sapiens is having sex with anyone appealing to you, but societal norms are taking the normal for abnormal.
Animalistic?
Mba!!! what's more animalistic, is Promoting these norms while you hide and fuk around.

Prof itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

BloomingDale:


The husband might be molesting her or she herself might have been molested in a former house she worked in. The husband should be queried.

stop all these confounded statements.
Humans generally have crazy sex drive(unless you are sick) and could be worsened by loneliness.
A lot of us grew up being fondled by aunties and maids. They love it, when you read their facial expressions.


Prof itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

danzaki63:
As almost all girls in Nigeria are prostitutes, tell us where your own Mother falls into, your sisters , aunties and the rest.

For otu's sake, they all fall into your first statement.
A lot of us had our so called aunties caress us as kids, how much more the main game of transactional sex.

StrongAlphMale:


💯

Apart from choir masters, Yahoo boys and random guys dey chop those church girls on a steady

You guys enjoy Otuistic Fallacy a lot. Well, that's for entertainment sake.

Every lady has that tendency to open her legs wide open for anybody, and dependent on time, price or opportunity~ Dr Mrs F.k pucy

Social colouration has no meaning here as some ladies who were clubbers later became religious fanatics and vice versa.
It is in the hormones, the hormones that want you to scream "daddy fuk me now...aaaaah , you're killing me daddy, uuuh...I want to aaaaah daddy, use me daddy,... you're so baaaaaad"

The interesting fact about this whole event is, ladies would naturally prefer double benefits (sexual gratification and material/other rewards)..ie they have systematically programmed themselves to be like that type of generator that must use oil alongside gasoline.

Prof itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology