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Romance / Re: Will You Kiss Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Early In The Morning Without Any Of You Brushing Their Teeth? by oval1(f): 3:12pm On Feb 25, 2010
yuck! i don't think i can do it. i mean brushing the night before is not the issue, the point is the saliva has more mucus when you wake up in the morning making it very thick and sticky.
what about if he drools when he sleeps and wakes up in the moring with dried spit on his cheek,that sight won't be pleasannt for me to even want to kiss him.
Jokes Etc / Re: Today Na Today by oval1(f): 7:52pm On Feb 24, 2010
;d ;d ;d
Jokes Etc / Re: Is It True? by oval1(f): 7:38pm On Feb 24, 2010
what's the point of the joke undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Husband Wanted! Criteria- God Fearing Us Or Uk Citizen by oval1(f): 5:41pm On Feb 24, 2010
there is nothing i won't see on this nairaland.

poster don't worry u will soon get an eligible suitor, this is nairaland!
Religion / Re: Abortion: Same As Murder? by oval1(f): 2:02pm On Feb 23, 2010
no comment
Celebrities / Re: Rkelly Is Nigerian by oval1(f): 5:01pm On Feb 17, 2010
Ebonyeyes:

How is this information going to help Nigerians?

abeg help me ask her. who gives a monkey eye where they are from. abeg someone should bring better gist.
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Will Never Cheat On Me, Ever: Husband by oval1(f): 4:48pm On Feb 17, 2010
well you will just have to give to up to them. 14 years is no joke, it takes a lot for a marriage to last that long, especially with an actress.
Music/Radio / Re: Lady Gaga by oval1(f): 4:26pm On Feb 15, 2010
i love the video phone track but prefer lady gaga's telephone with beyonce.
as for lady gaga's style very eccentric but she does got good vocals aspecially on that bad romance song.
Music/Radio / Re: Da Grin Vs Lord of Ajasa by oval1(f): 3:52pm On Feb 15, 2010
i love dagrin. i don't knw why,considering the fact that i don't understand most of the things he says. wish i had someone who could translate what he says.
Celebrities / Re: 9ice And Toni Payne Separate by oval1(f): 7:55pm On Jan 08, 2010
knew this wasw bound to happen.it was just a matter of time.but it happened too soon.wish them the best.
Politics / Re: Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab Faces Six Count Charges! ! ! by oval1(f): 3:47pm On Jan 08, 2010
obamacain:

On a lighter note:

A new word has been added to the Oxford Dictionary. Mutallab<mu-ta-lab>;n : A rich kid who attempts to throw his life away for silly

reasons.

Synonyms- 'slowpoke, Ode,'

Usage Examples: 'Are you a Mutallab?' 'Stop this Mutallabness.' 'Get out of the road you Muta-Muta.'

Local Dialect Use>'Wo ma Mutallab ori e', 'Commot for, diaaaa! Mutallab oshi', 'Aga ma Mutallab isi gi kita kita' accepted

Abbreviation> Mu-Mu

ROTFLMAO.
Romance / Re: Can U Date A Yahoo Guy? by oval1(f): 7:31pm On Jan 07, 2010
@topic,no i can't marry a yahoo boy.
a fraudster will do anything to have money even use me for rituals.worse still the guy lies. @poster, if u love the guy and u're sure he loves u,why dn't u try changing him.tell him the consequences of his action. except of course u're enjoying the loot
Celebrities / Re: Timaya Vs Terry G- Who Is Better ? by oval1(f): 7:20pm On Jan 07, 2010
both of 'em are just noise makers. i don't gerrit when pple say Terry G gat swagg,wat useless swagg. is it with the fake blings n the fact that he is always high. he is just good at makin beat,he can't sing.

timaya is just 'money n talent miss road'. always repeating his lines. his so full of himself n very insultive.


i give them 4 years n they will be nowhere.i bet they can stand the test of fame and fortune.Rubbish!
Politics / Re: Work Begins On $3bn Lagos Light Rail by oval1(f): 4:54pm On Dec 29, 2009
wel done to fashola.but like someone rightfully said we are intrested in "finished projects".
Politics / Re: (Updated) 38 Extremists Killed In Clashes In Northern Nigeria (Now 70 People ) by oval1(f): 3:39pm On Dec 29, 2009
oh my God! this is really bad.for how long will nigeria continue like this. from one bad news to the other,am really fed up with this country.while some people are striving to see the nation moves forward,some ppl have dedicated their lives to destroying the nation. what a shame!!!
Fashion / Re: Wat Do U Tink About slim Fitting Jeans 4 Males? by oval1(f): 3:23pm On Dec 28, 2009
i think slim fitting jean looks great on guys that can pull it off.it's all about havin the physique and attitude.
Politics / Re: What's The Progress On The 5,000 Mega-watt By December 31. by oval1(f): 2:22pm On Dec 26, 2009
close your eyes,take a deep breath,now open your eyes, can you see the light.
Politics / Re: Fashola Seals Oyakhilome’s Warehouse by oval1(f): 7:22pm On Dec 25, 2009
the fact that u guyz are arguing about this topic means pastor chris isn actually relevant.



IMO,i think as a supposed man of God he should be able to keep his enviroment clean.
Religion / Re: Woman Knocks Down Pope At Christmas Mass by oval1(f): 6:42pm On Dec 25, 2009
maybe she needed to be healed,so she wanted to touch his garment (remember the woman with the issue of blood) but unfortunatly it didn't go off the right way.
Celebrities / Re: How Can I Shake Your Hand After This? by oval1(f): 11:07pm On Dec 24, 2009
me think his bell was on autoerection while he was on the pitch,so he just needed to clam it down.
Phones / Re: 10 Things You Didnt Know About Nokia. by oval1(f): 10:36pm On Dec 24, 2009
thanx for the enlightenment.
Celebrities / Re: Liz Benson Returns To Nollywood by oval1(f): 2:05pm On Oct 17, 2009
good news.just hope she will still have the same captivating effect she use to have back in the days.
Family / Re: Wombs For Rent In Nigeria - Is This Greed Or Madness? by oval1(f): 1:54pm On Oct 17, 2009
this is not new only that it is peculiar to the western world.they are called surrogate mothers.i just hope the couples or individuals engaged in this act are wise enough to seek legal backup,so nobody pops up from nowhere to claim the child.
Fhemmmy:

This is not just madness but i hope the govt would do something to stop it fast.
Besides, [b]it is a poor biz, 150K fir a 9 month of their lives and a saggy breast, with big tommy and all that? is it really worth the trouble?[/b]The men too have no idea what kinda disease and all that, that the kids might be inheriting.
Wetin money go cause, money sef no go fit handle am.


you have no idea wat hunger and poverty can lead people to do.
Fashion / Re: Mcqueen Runway Heels - This Is Insane. by oval1(f): 4:31pm On Oct 16, 2009
ok i totally love heels,but damn these shoes are way out of my leauge shocked
Romance / Re: I Knew It Was Over When by oval1(f): 2:34pm On Oct 03, 2009
i knew it was over when he startd talkin marriage.yuck!
Romance / Re: What Men Do That You Hate Most? by oval1(f): 1:46pm On Oct 03, 2009
babyme:

i hate the fact that theyre the hotest n flyest people on earth before u start dating and wen ure dating theyre gross,uncomplimenting idiots, huh undecided

You are so right!!! this applies to someone i know.

i hate it when guys stop payin attention to their babe after she has nodded her head in acceptance and the 'honeymoon' period is over.

seriously guys,why do you do it
Romance / Re: Would You Marry/date A Jobless Graduate? by oval1(f): 11:25pm On Sep 28, 2009
mubowa:

I can date him but i cant marry him. ladies lets be realistic, would you like to suffer when you are suppose to be happily married? and when you now see your friend enjoying, you will start forcing on your hubby in d house? HELL NO. am not going on that road with no man. if u wanna marry me. u need to have a job and an alternative source of income just incase u loose your job. coz mubowa is a diamond and need to be treated as such.
i second dat!!!

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Romance / Re: Is This Not A Sign For Me To Back Off? by oval1(f): 10:52pm On Sep 19, 2009
ask for her genotype.
she cld be one of those peeps who get easily infected.
which ever away just find a way to tackle the problem
if you think u can't cope,leave her(but on a friendly note)
Romance / Re: Why Do Girl Spend Everything They Have On Guy? by oval1(f): 10:35pm On Sep 19, 2009
they think dats the best way to keep their man undecided

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