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Excellent. Awesome. Breathtaking. Inspiring. Unprecedented...ive run out of descriptive words..

Please,any dermatologists in the house? I need help. I suddenly developed a strange skin allergy early last month. Strange,because the source of the allergen is unknown. When it starts,i itch like crazy,and my skin swells and reddens. It comes anytime at all: in cold,in heat. And affects all my body including my palms and soles of my feet. This thing is threatening to embarass me in public cause i can't resist scratching. Please,people,can i be helped? Im at the end of my rope.

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Frankly,im surprised that the poster actually used such superficial things to qualify a man MANLY. @mercie,honey,don't tell me you rate men based on ability instead of character. It's wrong and unfair. It's just like implying that all graduates must be successful and have good jobs just because they got a paper. No,dear,it doesnt work that way. Like mynd pointed out,any Superman who isnt a Romeo with you underneath all that brawn is MANLESS. End of story. Some men are squeamish about killing animals;does that make them less of men? Some men have no idea what filament,volts and current is;does it make them effeminate? Course not. Keep your Hercules: i'm taking Romeo!

As from that night henceforth,i am officially born-again!

She is pregnant with the Antichrist.

Ooooh..i hereby subscribe to this thread. Poster,FEED ME MORE!

'' You're still alive? How unfortunate.''

Ladies and gentlemen,a round of applause for this one.

Beautiful! One bottle of tombo liquour for you,poster!

@ liljboy,if i call you oga the way i call him,wallai your wallet and ATM card with pin go fly reach me before you finish saying 'Yes,hon...'

God,i love this thread!

I agree with numbers 4 and 5,especially. I simply call my man Oga and can almost see him swell with pride and whenever i need a favor from him i start with a sweet No. 5. Works like magic!

His name. In full. I even carry 'Sir' join am.

I beg to differ,folks,but i absolutely LOOOVE chest hair on a man. I can stroke it,plait it,twist it...

Popowaa: Those of you saying no should abstain from premarital sex

GBAM!!

kITA TITA: If you have had several relationships in the past, you have no right to judge ladies that have been pregnant in the past. I'm pro-life but I know that men are equally to blame. Women don't make themselves pregnant. We bash our ladies as if they are not human; after pressuring them to commit abortions. If men will stand by their partners, there won't be any need for abortion.

Jah bless you for your observation. It's a man's world,and that's why at the end of the day the woman is left carrying the can. Guys,if you know you aint ready to marry a woman with a past,then refrain from tampering with the present so the future will be preserved! I rest my case.

Can't you see she's scuba diving?

I should be mad @ this post since im an Ibo lady but......buhahahahahihihiihehehehe

Excellent. Very.

@Phaymostik

@ Mynd44,Ah come on,pal. Im nt a lesbian. I just meant that my fiance sometimes uses those phrases more than myself. And its a good,strong and drop-dead gorgeous alpha male.

These statements are true...But then my bf uses them all the time...which makes him the woman!

Akpors,my new superhero!!

GHOST!!

I discovered that sleeping without any bra or panties on improved my sleep quality i.e i slept better. The only drawback now is that my hubby can't keep his hands off me any longer since he knows there's no hindrance... Good one,poster.

My mum used to say that she'd eaten a 'loaf of bread'. As we grew older,i and my siblings imagined that babies were buried under the bed in Daddy's and Mummy's room...so whenever we heard the noises coming 4rm there we'd look at one another and say 'they are looking for another baby....'

@CArt,abeg gimme a break. Im engaged,remember? You want to help me,please 'opendential' it,not behind closed doors.