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are these men incredibly stupid or they just have death wishes?

ovalrose no likey. ovalrose no wanty. I've already warned my eager over romantic bf not to try it with me or risk some measure of embarrassment. just tell me "Honey,its time I met ur family with my family"

oooh nice thread poster. I'd love to learn as I use dudu osun soap to bathe. but camwood oo,where can I get that?

Poor lady. This world sef, u gree for relationship, wahala. u no gree for relationship, wahala. which way now? Jah pls protect me and mine from evil people and their intentions in Jesus name. Amen.

I was struck speechless while looking at these pictures. indeed, God is wonderful.

these things never fail to amaze me. awesome.

favourmic:
Hmmm talk

well er... wetin you want make I talk na?

Richy4:
Hmmm I thought there was no one to sponsor her education.

Just that she wanted to fly away? That is no trouble at all.

Tell her to endure. That there is no one born by mistake. The almighty jah has a purpose for every one.

Do not forget to tell her or let her know that there are people out there who wished to be in her shoes. Who can do anything just to go to any higher institution at all. But got no one to train them

bros,i owe you a bottle of anything u desire. word!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Tricky. It's deflating to take your sweetheart to your parents only for them to reject them for one weighty or weightless reason. But then,advice from parents especially godly ones shouldn't be taken carelessly. My dad is someone whose advice I can never throw away cos he does hear from God and he is also odogwu( expert) in life issues. My sweet mom however fit wan make you marry one body like that cos he dey grease her palm and cupboard regularly..... its hard. I pray God and both my folks approve my future husband o.

good script..... for nollywood. mtscheeeeewww

kaiii,these wrong positions funny die oo

she should run. like hell. faaaaaaaaaar away from him.

wait wait wait.....the poster did this with ordinary Biro? oh my .......I think I'm in love...

thorpido:
Tell her to take folic acid and pregnacare.

l like this ya advice.

awesome. he's really gifted.

she should get nutmeg and pepper soup spice while she s at it lolzzzzz

This stuff shouldn't be in the family section.

I can confirm the weight part. less sleep, more fat

Gosh,this thread has me in stitches. I recall two incidents like that,my brother who was then still a baby was learning to walk and talk. After one particularly nasty fall one day,everyone held their breath while watching to see if he'd start wailing. Shockingly,Bobo picked himself up quietly and uttered Chei,man fall down." Till today we still talk about it in the house.


Another one was when i went to visit my sister who was then a teacher at a local school. She suggested we visit the family of one of her pupils and i agreed. On getting to the compound a little boy of maybe 5or 6 was playing at the entrance. As he failed to greet us my sister called him: " Obinna,so u saw me and didn't greet,abi? okay,i wont buy biscuit for u again." The boy's reply? "ehhn,don't buy. I have eaten gala."

OMG!!! i didnt know hippos bite o. sorry to the man

studded:
You are welcome o

People wey dey here no well o

Na "Yaba-left" version of Nairaland be this o...

Indeed o,thumbs up to the creator of this HBP cure.

Been laughing since 4pm i discovered this thread. Following immediately biko!

wow. op dey vex o. but point of correction: do not generalise. chikena.

following too with faith....

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