₦airaland Forum

Dennygirl:
Yes o, borokiri get new roads now. I love this man die

Have you seen woji road leading to woji town?

PeinDanzo:
Only person at fault is buhari

Hahahahaha, abi o. Blame PMB joor

TheGoodJoe:
Stake Holders in GEJ pulling out their resources. That is all I see. The Federal Government should focus on Subsidizing production in Nigeria and the reduction in prizes of made in Nigeria goods.

This will make the local consumption of our made in Nigeria goods to grow, while reducing the cost of living.

God Bless PMB.

Just tell yourself the truth and stop splashing in your urine, it ain't cool.
How will you home produce when you cannot even sustain 10hrs daily power supply, do you know how much is lost by manufacturing industries whose plants go down due to power failure in a second?

seankafor:
if u are in Rome act like Roman's.. Nigeria is a country where the most fit survives... I cheating doesn't mean I don't know half if not all of it.. just doing what I have to..

u thanking god I made 161?..

well next 20 years to come.. I will edit this my post.. hope u wouldn't deactivate ur account by then.

This is so shameful.

sinaj:
nah, m allergic to dat.



But I knw fellaz dat do

Likeness for you would have gone up a notch.

sinaj:
Wear it to keep in shape!


It tightens when one is adding weight!



Some people also use it for diabolical issues, u gat to be careful tho!

Do you wear one?

amicable09:
I have a little ish troubling my mind whenever this topic about older ladies and marriage is raised. One of such question is, is the lady supposed to marry herself?

It takes two to tango after all. A lady interested in marriage and there's no eligible suitor, what should she do? There are some ladies who have only married men approaching them for relationships, what are they to do? Run to the streets and marry any guy who is single because they are above 30 and nearing 40?

Let's stop and think for a minute about such situations, rather than jump into conclusions, calling successful single ladies, bitter.

When y'all demands are too much, how will they approach? When ladies are still young, they keep looking for all manner of features in a guy, 6packs, handsome, tall, romantic, huge house, big car forgetting the essential qualities.

Marriage is not the ultimate but it's a beautiful thing

caleb404:
God help us in Nigeria. This is 1980s all over again. Same old story, just a different narrative this time.

Buhari is God's curse to Nigeria. Just in a period of 9 months things have gone South to the extent the President now travels to Saudi Arabia to pray for the nation.

Anyway, what do we know? Somehow someway we go survive am till 2019. At least some people eye don clear.

We gats take our future in our hands o before they turn us all into slaves. Buying things online now is almost three times its actual price.

sabrinaqueenzy:
Morning
I just booked Turkish Airlines today sef to newyork. The stopover going is just 1hr 30mins
I hope I enjoy the flight .although I have used them from Lagos to Istanbul before and it was a nice experience
And for those travelling soon .please buy your tickets on time oh... Turkish Airlines was 2015 k others 340k, 400k like that like that...
The earlier the better

Me dey fear to fly all these Arab airlines o . I no fit shout. Looking for a very good deal to Kansas city this April.

Last2comment:
Am waiting to read " See how jumoke the bread seller sleeps at night"

My brother, I tire o. Olajumoke eats, olajumoke shits, goes to her bread factory etc na wa

chloe7:
you are offending me warn ya sef .
First of all nobody is advising the lady to marry for a visa that is hitherto ridiculous to think abegiii ,na so Una man dey reason
Secondly You no see where they say make she dey sure say no be one guy for Lagos here dey form black American for her, everything is all about possibilities, we only said the i.v route is better for her if they decide to marry than the NIV route when she goes to the v.o to say she's going to meet a boyfriend she's never seen before? If Na you, you go give am visa

Abeg on top the matter I no fit type response again, good night abi na morning

Calm down and stop being so uptight. It was just a comment. Why are you taking it so personal. Good morning to you too ma'am

Charmerbeautylooks:
Chai Eyhaaaaa! It's nt good to lost a mum! Am sure if their mum was to b alive, all dis trash won't b happening. Instead of thier wives who supposed to b thier mothers to resolve dis issue, they r dry struggling for thier husbands to split. It's well wit d okoyes' family

Your English is whack!

chloe7:
the guy hasn't proposed to her abeg. Read all the posts well, instead of her going to get refused the NIV way, if they choose to marry the IV way is better for her and that's the point everyone here is trying to make, so what do you mean slow down

Lol
I said slow down cos the lady and the guy have never met, just an online fling and she wants to go meet him? And we are advising her to marry him already for Visa. Hmmmmm

Beniyoha01:
@overlord77 dis your pseudonym dey make me feel say you na SM.... Reason me na!

Lmao

chloe7:
Omobendel24 you have a point o, make e no be say Na one naija guy for Lagos dey form black American for person, abeg wetin person never hear finish.
Just like he said you both can meet in a visa free country e.g Dubai, mombasa, Seychelles at least just to see the man mean business
If you both can come to terms with one another let him do the spousal visa thingy for you and see if it works out, cheers

Slow down ma'am, you guys are confusing me here. Has the guy proposed to her already?

blesoh:
Stella is the bomb, I like her blog so much.

What's her blog url o jare lemme start with that. Have never been a fan of LIB

BedLam:
Yes it's OBJ. come and say something ! Or you want to brush it off because it's not jona? Lol..... El Rufai been forming holy whereas he was worse off when he handled FCT. I DE WAIT FOR YOU OGA.

My dear, thank you jare. I thought they are making it seem like Jonathan is/was the greatest crook of all time. Bloody hypocrites

epelumi42:
Is falling love that easy for you? Come on. Just mind your speech. You may not have had luck with the good girls but I have. This lady knew what was gonna happen if she told me. I want to believe she did it in the best interest. I'm just pissed and I ruined her surprise.

Don't delude yourself mister, that girl.wasn't your babe.

Jaymaxxy:
Someone just became a common sense man after PDP lost power to APC. Where was his common sense when PDP ruled recklessly for 16 years?

And where was your common sense when 80% of your so called APC members were also part of the same PDP that ruled for 16years. Isn't that hypocritical? No offense, just keeping it real Nigga

omarithmetics:
I'm not even a buhari groupie or sympathizer but this is just lame reporting

It may sound lame, but av got insider info that this story is actually true. The Syrian thingy was All a cover up for his medical emergency

RichYoungNigga:
Got mine in 2007 for 15 thousand naira. It would be 19k by now

Renewed mine last year for 30 grand.

IamChuzzy:
An angry lady took to her Facebook page to bash schools who give pupils homework that are beyond them and also address the high level of incompetence and misplaced priorities in schools. Read after the cut.

I am very certain that when I become a mother, and my child (ren) are in this country, I'm going to be the scourge and headaches of some schools.

Last year, my niece was given an assignment on figures. A girl that was 4 years old then, you asked her to write 50 - 100 and you asked her to write such in a 2A exercise book. You didn't rule the pages of the 2A, you just gave it to her like that.

Except memory must have failed me, the exercise book for writing figures is 2B.
The little girl got confused at a point, the tired mother spanked her, her cries touched me so raw and I had to go look at what was causing all the noise and tears.

I saw it and I asked the mom if any teacher gave her such assignment in a 2A notebook while she was the daughter's age.

I wrote a note to the class teacher, pinned it on Emmanuella's uniform and asked that it should be delivered to the class teacher.
Anyway, the nonsense stopped for a short while.

If as a parent I send my ward to your school, you in turn now give my child any nonsense homework, then I will let you realise that I can send the Ministry of Education after you.

Some will give homework that any sane person knows that it is the parents that will eventually do it.
My parents, my elder brothers never did any of my homework for me.
Homework is meant to test if the child has a good grasp of what you imparted and also to see if your method of teaching is working.
You don't test me as a parent.

You test your pupil and you make an assessment of your own teaching skills.
What sort of nonsense assignment is this?
What concerns a pupil with Sir Shina Peters?
Is this part of the school's curriculum?

Some will ask parents to pay for excursions and the destination for such will be shoprite or Eko hotel.
Are these schools mad houses or what? And parents still send their children there?

The other day, one mushroom school in my neighbourhood at Badagry was teaching one useless rhyme... "left right left right, ikebe no dey heavy the owner, left right.." I was beyond shock.

There is an open community well right in front of the school, an uncovered well.
I wrote about it and a cousin came inbox to tell me I shouldn't expose the neighbourhood school like that..

Where do we start from?


http://www.chuzzysblog.com/2016/01/checkout-this-homework-given-to-5-year.html

What kind of rubbish school is that? I will pull my child out immediately.

tyson99:
And those aboki sabi fry egg ehn

With soft bread - meshai. Damn! Reminds me of eggs n bacon with pancakes

Yeesh:
Lol.this is somewhat funny .he should have actually bought 3 instead of 1.buying just one and for the eldest again created a very wrong impression. Don't blame the mother,she was just being protective. And OP, una no fit mind ur biznez so? See as ur nose land u for trouble

Exactly, the OP should have minded his business as the girls mum was only being a mother. If you were a mother and with all the things happening in our society, a guy buys something for your teenage daughter; It's a sure sign the man wants something. It may not be true all the time but most of the time, It is. I have seen a guy defile his sister's daughter (niece) all cos the little girl was always playing with him.
Your boss's wife May not be doing her parenting job well but you should have stylishly ignored the teenager.

dragunov:
I hate it when dudes imply from what they post that Buhari is partial. Buhari may wanna negotiate with BH(the truth of which has not been substantiated) but the basis for the negotiation is not to pally with BH or subscribe to what they want. They are simply gonna ask them to release the Chibok galz
. That's simple. Because if the FG does not make any move it's guys like you that will first shout that Buhari is insensitive. Now he is making a move you are equating that to a pally and negotiation. These NG MILITANTS are criminals. And what do you do to criminals? Especially the unrepentant ones?

What do you do to criminals?, u arrest them. What do you do to terrorists? Kill 'em, no questions asked. That's my stand, dunno bout you my man.

1freshdude:
We must shun evil in its totality and not set a precedence of negotiating with terrorist or many more terror groups will spring up and ask for settlement.
The BH guys are a kind of perculiar and difficult case to deal with because they die for their cause. So how do you combat a man that willing blows up himself? You have to be very cunny and use unconventional wisdom to deal with him. ND millitant on the other hand are economic criminals who love life too much. They are child's play compared to the BH guys and government should use them to set example for people planing to take up arms against the state. The one reason among others they lasted this long is because of the then crude oil price, now the price of oil is very low and it contributes a very small percentage of our budget, so they will get what they want this time around.

Millitants are not agitating for the people or their environment, its all about them.

Bro, I will never condone any act of treason or thievery be it in any form or from any tribe however, like you said, one must thread with caution when dealing with these guys.

I fault your assertion that these militants love life and can't risk being killed. I work in a very hostile environment and these guys are heartless. There is a silent ongoing war between them and JTF and almost on a daily basis, they either kill JTF or be killed by JTF. Some of them we have encountered are Satan personified. Be that as it may, they should not negotiate with one terrorist group and then boast to wipe out another. All should be dealt with accordingly. GEJ tried to wipe BH and he was accused of trying to reduce the population of the north. Same govt is trying to decimate militants and negotiate with BH, whose cause of fighting no one knows.

Food for thought

1freshdude:
Dialogue? What do you mean by dialogue? Is destruction of government property and threats and empty chest beating part of dialogue?

Buhari should treat every person as they want to be treated!

Hypocrites that see nothing wrong with what Buhari does. So pipelines are now more important than human lives BH has been taking? Yet he would want to dialogue with terrorists and not with militants. Think people, think.

petkruz:
Roflmao @free punna! In his wildest imagination.

You'll be shocked how you'd spread like butter pretty soon. Na clap dem dey take enter dance.

You noticed he doesn't like seeing ur bf around, you also noticed he is unusually nice to you and tells you some personal stuff. My dear, once a guy or girl starts giving anything attention, with time you will see traits in him your bf doesn't possess. Mark my words, it has happened to me before, don't delude yourself miss.

dainformant:
President Muhammadu Buhari left Nigeria on Sunday Morning for the United Arab Emirates on a three-day official visit to join Secretary General of the United Nations, Ban Ki Moon, Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Zayed Al-Nahyan of Abu Dhabi and other participants as a special guest of honour at this year’s edition of the World Future Energy Summit.

Y'all will never say the truth. World summit my foot. He is going for his medical emergency. Lol

ronald4ever:
Do you have a problem with a lady having shoes? The shoes aren't even many and they could be just unbranded bargain shoes. What's the problem with Nigerian guys of nowadays having problem with everything about women bikonu

The dude is insecure, just looking for a lame excuse to abandon ship. Nothing annoys most ladies like a guy without guts even when he doesn't have as much as the girl.

Maybe he should try them groundnut hawkers that he can pull local champ stunts on. Supposed men thinking and talking like boys. Na-sense!!!!!!

Cutehector:
At 30 u are stayin with ur sister and her family..

Pray for urself bro.

Imagine the balls of that Nigga, calling another man names. Whatever he does in that house is non of your business and if you must be there, stop complaining and clean every Damn thing cleanable. At 30, you are too old to be squatting yet you have the guts to say the man is rude. Mscheeeww

rheether:
All this celeb sef. Leave your mama mate , you no gree.

My dear, I tire for the guy o. Of all.the young and hawt girls.out there, na him mama mate him see.