₦airaland Forum

opeyemiieblog:
sooo nice




Joke of the day :::: watch below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OTWv5hSwT4

What kind of rubbish dry joke is this? Waste of data. Some people are their sense of humour sha. Smh

NairalandDSS:
http://www.jeloser.info/2016/12/things-that-men-notice-in-women-first.html

Wrong! move number 5 to first position.

obidevine:
Thanks bro, but just read it

Are you telling me, in 2016, both your first hotel booking you left at home and the one done at the airport, had no email confirmation receipt sent for reference.

Most times, I think we Nigerians shoot ourselves and open doors for those dumb nitwits to scam us

tsdarkside:
when 2014??..

early,middle or late..

it doesnt realy matter..fact remains..

jonathan was in charge throughout 2014....

we had elections in 2015 remember??..

even prosponed ones till nearly middle of 2015...

you ipobians have weak arguments...

Your dumbness is staggering, gosh!

Oliviaxx:
dont quote me just to talk rubbish. Next time i wont do you the favor of replying

Sue me

Oliviaxx:
omgggggg....eishhh

Like you don't have one stashed away some place. Cud be cucumber or carrot all does the same. LMAO

VcStunner:
Lol
I didn't invest in MMM, but hey guys relax. Investment of this magnanimous returns come with its own risk, try not to panic. Panicking will do no good now, just remain positive and if it returns you will have nothing to lose and if it doesn't? Just learn the gaddame lesson and move on. Life in summary. Cheer up people

I repeat, MMM is not an investment. Your money is not used to produce or propagate any product, it just moves from hand to hand.

Only greedy people put their money where no meaningful work is done and expect 30percent returns just like that.

psp2pc:
can't believe this..

Bro, he is right. My HTC just went kaput and some sales girl told me to try it. Just bought Tecno L8 50/50mAh. The battery life is outta this world. It's the first time am using an Android phone a whole 24hrs without charging it even on constant chatting, phone calls, music, etc.

It's amazing, y'all should try it out

aylagos:
Nigerian pastor are not saints and should stop thinking they are perfect, our God Almighty is a merciful God , our God is not wicked cos God is not a man.

He knows the minds of every persons on earth. Comedy is comedy and it will remain so before God. No one will judge th world but God Almighty.

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Well said brother. All these so called men of God feeling very saintly and speaking like they are God's mouthpiece. Only God knows His true worshippers.

As for me, Mike's judgement is purely his opinion and I won't even give it a thought. Judging judges Nig Ltd

[quote author=iykekelvins post=51405579][color=#099999]"You're typed this rubbish"

Agh! Jesu..[/color][/qiuote]

hahahahahaha

Riwo11:
It sucks to get cheated on. Sometimes it’s inevitable, like if your girlfriend is a sociopath and you just didn’t know. But other times, there are warning signs you should look out for, like if there’s a random guy in your bed, or your girlfriend has a career that breeds cheaters, like investment banking. (just check out the results below.)
Here’s a comprehensive list of the top ten professions for cheaters:

1. Financial (Bankers, brokers, analysts)


2. Aviation (Pilots, flight attendants, flight pursers)


3. Healthcare (Doctors, nurses, nursing assistants)


4. Business (CEOs, managers, secretaries)


5. Sports (Athletes, instructors, representatives)


6. Arts (Musicians, models, actors, photographers)



7. Nightlife Industry (DJs, dancers, waiters)



8. Communication (Journalists, public relations, communicators)



9. Legal (Lawyers, secretaries, prosecutors, judges)



10. Other sectors (Don’t know what that entails, but ok)

http://www.maxim.com/news/jobs-cheaters-have-2016-10

You might as well have said "all profession". Mscheeww. Rather than focusing your mind on a more productive venture, you are talking about cheating wives. Why not spare yourself the headache and remain single.

Nigerian youth, hmmmm. SMH!

JuicyLucy:
Congratulations! She looks so beautiful! And you spoiled her lol 3 different events. May your home be blessed.

Yes, quite nice. Did same thing for my bini bae. That bead part, just makes it grand. Its been 3 good years so far. Hehehehe

AKBliv010:
Heart felt bro...very motivational speech..that quote would have come from someone great!

So brother, what are you going to call your new PC?

Nice one AKBliv010, great job.
Just one question, who shipped the CPU for you and what was the cost like? got one i need to ship in from Houston but STMD(shop to my door) is charging a lot.

ksexiest:
Shame on him.... thnk God Toyin left his ugly black ass

The nigger is such a louse. Since he loves publicity, this one is so gonna stick.

Tunmmyzhe:
I don't need to check name


we know say na the Igbo.


They come with nylon bag from yeast to Lagos and they go home with raw cash in Dec 25th every year


Kidnaping na dem

419 na them

Robbery na them

Their females na Ashawo

They are brothers to all corrupts politicians from any part of the country

They do as if na them and my great grand papa own Lagos.

They must pass their boundary ni sa!!!

se won fi sewon ni?


yeye hardworking Jews

The President Gowon that refused them freedom to their Biafra land needs to be stoned.

They caused the problem we are facing now with their greediness


Rest in Heel!!!!

This is sad, coming from a lady. I had the notion that the female folks are more cultured and .... I give up

agabasam:
He said massive votes in two states, doesn't mean she never won any other state...


Key word, massive vote in 2 key states...

So watch out for more than 70% votes in two states for Hillary if that's massive enough for you

I understand that prophesies are divinely and spiritually revealed to prophets but why does it come clouded, can't it be just be solid and straight up? Why hasn't he said this earlier, is it because it's becoming very obvious that Hillary could win that he's airing his opinion? I wonder what he'd say if it goes the other way round.

Gee001:
T.v. show about her marriage? What happens to keeping private matters private? What's our business with whatever happens in her marriage. Mercy had better thread carefully now she wants to make her home public. They never learn.

Don't mind them, they do anything just to be in the news. What's our business with her marriage or home? That's how Omotola goes about with a camera man showing us how she and her family shout while having lunch, mscheww.

jinnyz:
@ Justwise before applying I read All the pages and I followed the footsteps of the previous people that had gone before me. The image of Nigerians u shd be talking abt are those that put to bed and abscond without paying their bills.

I posted based on my own experience am not telling any1 to follow it, its just a guideline. Feel free to post your own experience and stop criticising others.

We Nigerians don't handle criticism well. @justwise only pointed out the point you told a lie. You might have followed the right procedures in securing the visa, however, comparing a bad doing to another doesn't make it right. Change begins with me.

Congrats on your LO.

Safe trip back if you are still in Calgary.

adaksbullet:
Seen these olonsho gilr wen many boys his plenty in grounds, u and ur yeye frnd his used cocoyam too replased real dick insurt too all leaving mens in hellth


While we use live dick and ff cocoyam?




Are u not no that Mans dick his sweeter ni?



Oko oloyin

Jesu! Is this English or some other language?

patriotic9jaboy:
Reno is a fool who likes to talk too much. Why the Efcc and Dss allows him to work free is still a surprise. He is a staunch critic of this government and deserves to be arrested and probed for corruption. I hope he is whisked away to kuje prison soon. Useless parrot

So when anyone criticizes this government, they should be jailed, right? Interesting.
May God help us from these bunch of hypocrites.

And your point being?

Kunleforreal:
sorry, I don't need that kind of laptop

Dude you are contradicting yourself. You said you buy useless and dead laptops, but someone just offered his dead laptop and you just rejected it outrightly. Diaris God o!

goldbim:
you can't blame the man in this kind of economy jor..@least that money'll yield him profitable interest if he had invested in his business..besides,#220,000 in 2months?? .yet she claims she does not have any emotions for him.. ..what if she has feelings nko??..he'll empty his account#badmarket#

This was so rightly put girl. Imagine girls of nowadays. Hahhahhahhahaa

obailala:
The person you quoted was responding to someone in the post you quoted; sometimes you know you could simply just spare a second to read through the trail of the discussion firstly, else you would never be able to understand what the person you quoted was talking about.

Thanks buddie, I will check out the graphics cards you suggested and yea, one can never go wrong with SSDs. So, am gonna get one.

For the locked CPU on an overclockable motherboard, I will leave it at that for now and upgrade to i5 or i7 before december,$$$ - NGN rates in Naija is nasty at the moment. Lol
Will PM you

obailala:
The person you quoted was responding to someone in the post you quoted; sometimes you know you could simply just spare a second to read through the trail of the discussion firstly, else you would never be able to understand what the person you quoted was talking about.

Thanks buddie, I will check out the graphics cards you suggested and yea, one can never go wrong with SSDs. So, am gonna get one.

For the locked CPU on an overclockable motherboard, I will leave it at that for now and upgrade to i

Well, good job @AKBliv010

Am actually a software engineer and want to setup something i can use for both programming and gaming when i need to relax. Check out the components I have ordered so far not minding that they are gonna take a while to get to naija;

CPU - Intel BX80662I36100 Core i3-6100 3M Cache, 3.70 GHz Processor - $122
Motherboard - ASUS RGB LGA1151 DDR4 5-Way Optimization ATX Motherboard (Z170 Pro Gaming/AURA) - $165
GPU - Yet to decide on the one to go for. Still checking out the reviews of a few
RAM - 2x Kingston Technology HyperX FURY Black 8 GB 2133 MHz CL14 DIMM DDR4 Internal Memory (HX421C14FB2/ - $34x2
HDD - WD Blue 1TB SATA 6 Gb/s 7200 RPM 64MB Cache 3.5 Inch Desktop Hard Drive (WD10EZEX)
Case - Apevia X-Cruiser3 with USB2.0/USB3.0 & Audio Ports, Fan Speed Controller/Fan speed gauge, Blue X-CRUISER3-BL

As soon as I take delivery of the items, i will update you guys.

Did i mention i will be using a water cooler for the processor - Corsair Hydro Series H90 140 mm High Performance Liquid CPU Cooler. This will make less noise and better maintain a lower processor temp.

mctifey:
The Nigerian Army said it had recovered 55 assorted weapons from suspected criminals in the Niger Delta.

The General Officer Commanding (GOC), 82 Division, Enugu, Maj.-Gen. Ibrahim Attahitu, told newsmen in Enugu on Saturday that the recoveries were made during a military exercise tagged “Operation Crocodile Smile”.

He also disclosed that 23 militants and criminals were killed by soldiers in their bid to flush out criminals in the area.

The GOC said many of the criminals fled with various degrees of injury.

He said 38 camps belonging to the militants and 91 illegal refineries, including bunkering sites and underground tunnels used by the suspects, were destroyed in the 10-day exercise.“The precursor operations were followed by `Exercise Crocodile Smile’ proper, which was orchestrated and conducted with sequencing and lines of operation to upgrade the skills, expertise and competence of the troops in land and riverside environments.

“Over 3,000 soldiers were deployed along two axis on land, creeks and the general littoral area of the Niger Delta region, while forward-operating bases were established from where operations were conducted along the creeks and littoral area,’’ he said.

Attahiru, however, regretted that four soldiers died during the exercise, explaining that three lost their lives in a boat mishap while one died during cross fire with the militants.

He said the exercise was also used to cement relations with civilians through humanitarian services in neighbouring communities.

“Books, stationeries and generators were donated to some schools while others were given facelift and infrastructure improvement.


source: http://punchng.com/troops-recover-55-weapons-kill-23-militants/

https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/wuzup-naija/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/25033816/Chief-of-Army-Staff-Lt-Gen-Tukur-Buratai1.jpg

All these are lies. They did not kill nota.

Which security outfit will want to carry out an operation and announce it on air then expect those militants to remain in the swamps, where is the intelligence in that. I know for a fact that all they met in this useless operation, were empty camps.

alberto2k:
almost every girl now is struggling to get a big YANSH instead of a Big BRAIN

Hahahahaha. You just hit home run with this statement.

chosen6:
Nnamdi Kanu's father, mother, brothers and sisters are all living in Biafra land. Most of them have joined the IPOB protest on several occasions. If you think that Nnamdi Kanu will abandon this struggle, then you need to have your brain examined. Initially, characters like you were challenging Nk to step foot to the Zoo called niGERia if he had the guts. Unfortunately for your likes, NK announced on air on radio Biafra that he will be entering the Zoo and also announced the date. He not only came into the niGERia but equally lodged and like dullard that the Zoo president is he foolishly got hands on NK and since then to today, he and the country has never known Peace and will never know Peace until like everything created by man, the cursed entity called niGERia collapses and from her ashes emerges the sovereign state of Biafra and others.

Sis, go and sit down joor. Why is the hypocrite writing the British government for help if he so believes in his biafra.

Standing5:
Going by the indexes, the rate at which we were sliping into the current recession under GEJ was far higher than the rate under Buhari.
To explain further lets examine the prediction that warned us about dollar hitting N260/$ by May 2015. We all witnessed how that was postponed to ending of 2015. Had Gej been in charge beyond May 29 .15, he would continued to borrow more heavily as against Buhari's blockage of leakages.

Hol'up niga, hol'up I thought the national budget was based on a benchmark of $38? And going by the current rate of $$$ against NGN shouldn't we be making money? GEJ's govt sold crude at $1= NGN 197. I need clarifications because I don't understand all these complaints and blame game every second. If the seat is too hot, get the hell out.

amalab30:
Bro please, be calm. Don't get distraught or sad. Let it go as though it never happened really. One thing is sure, you will be fine, it might take a long while, please don't let it shake you. Extend my heartfelt sorry to you wife as well.

I believe the fact that a lot of people over hype the USA makes a lot of intending applicants to overflog their chances.

Let the difference between this Visa Interview and job interview be your money paid. Just be fine. Great Evening.

Nice soothing words, he needed that however, how on earth does one get a fake Ghana stamp? GHANA!

Well, for now, he needs to chill and wait it out awhile before trying out US of A visa application.

Pangea:
What does he do?
What is the source of his money?

And don't tell me he made billions too from blogging!

Well, they want you and I to believe he made his billions from importing cars. Are his cars jet powered? I seriously find that hard to believe. At one time, he said he struck a deal that gave him so much wealth.

Good luck to him