₦airaland Forum

alexxiswrites:
e fit be oo

Oh! I thought UFO means Un Ferified(as in unverified) Organism i.e aliens

alexxiswrites:
Unidentified Flying Object

baralatie:
Em!

So!

If she fall temptation what next?

owoshuyi:
will disagree

ThinkSmarter:
See them.
You want to subtly compel the Federal government to grant them amnesty using the so called Clerics as the mediator.
Rehabilate and Reintegrate them after all their crimes against humanity and the Nigerian state while people that committed petty crimes are languishing in Prisons across the country.
I bet you, when non Fulani man takes over as the Commander in Chief of this Country.
These ragtags will be decimated.
Didn't Goodluck Jonathan deal with the BokoHaram close to 2015 General election.
And election was conducted in all the 774 local government areas of the country.
With the combo of Air Force and Land Force with modern military equipments, they will be bombed to ashes in matter of weeks.
Both the women and children staying with them in the bush are all terrorists.
Fvck! you Savages!

Kipling:
Pm good people of naira land. I really need help.

I'm in my early twenties and I'm very addicted to pornography and masturbation. My own level of addiction is so severe that when I see people here complaining of being addicted I just laugh.

I started since 2017 and I have been masturbating since then even when I didn't have a mobile to satisfy my addiction, I borrow just so I'll be alright.

Right now, I just finished masturbating about three times in a row since yesterday, even after today I vowed never to masturbate again, went to my history to clear off porn pages. I mistakenly clicked on one and I masturbated again. I really need help all round, when I mean help I mean actual help.

Your suggestions and insults are welcomed. I deserve them.

ETHICALLYrlght:
It's the way these woke libtards interpret very clearly spoken words to mean the most bizzare things that makes me fear for the future.

Alopecia is simply baldness. Pep Guardiola, Zidane, Jason Statham, Dwayne Johnson, Rooney etc are bald. Many girls that use hair extension lose their hair when they get rid of the extension. Boys that also carve their hair frequently suffer alopecia, especially, if genetics does not favour them. As long as I know Mrs Smith she's mostly had short hair and it appeared to be her fashion statement. Her daughter, Willow, has many short hair images saved in the public gallery too.

It was a clear GI Joe joke and the character is a powerful and charismatic female . It had nothing to do with a disease.

If you think that joke in any way mocks a health condition then comedy shows should be prohibited because it means when a comedian makes a joke about someone farting, every listener with gastrointestinal disorder should assault the comedian or every chubby girl with an eating disorder should assault a comedian who makes jokes about a glutton. Make a joke about a snoring husband and get slapped by men with sleeping disorder. My examples are even incomparable because alopecia isn't even a sickness.

The "health condition" claim shows that the world is becoming more stupid. Alopecia is not cancer. It doesn't reduce a person's quality of life in anyway. More like a fashion defect but the way they're all over it one would think it's like stage 4 renal failure.

The reason he reacted that way was most likely because his promiscuous wife thinks so highly of herself and believes she shouldn't be the subject of a joke. Medical condition talk no be am at all.
Trump has been repeatedly trolled as "Orange Man" by these same people. Let's find a name for a medical condition that makes people orange and throw everyone to prison for ableism.

LeoDeKing:
If these clowns are in Nigeria, they should be arrested for immediate investigation.

Moz22:
Actually typing this with a heavy heart and so much disgust for what I've done.. wish I had handled the situation better.

My father is the best man I could ever wish for and if I had another chance to pick a dad again in my next life, I'll pick a richer version of him but my mom?? Sigh!

However growing up with them was so stressful in every way u can think of.. my dad was the meek type, soft spoken and slow to react but my mom would always complain about everything, she fights everything and everyone.. never afraid of any form of confrontation, she would complain about my hairstyle, she would check if I sagged my trousers.. she monitored me extremely and always nagged about it.. I'm this typa guy who is well cultured, I wouldn't say I got that from home training tho cos I do not drink, smoke nor womanize... And I think it's d joy of every parent to have child like me, I basically had no friends visiting me then and even up till now. I've got trust issues that's why I don't keep friends.. my mom made my youthful days hell for me, I didn't really enjoy it.. times I spent with her were miserable as she would shout everyday, quarrel even over phone conversations that you would think the person she's fighting with was right in front of her.. and some times I even pity my dad whenever she starts with him. I developed some sorta hatred for her

Lately I've been spending more time with them cos of our last born just so I could keep an eye on him and we stayed close too.. and the way she treats him makes me wonder if she was the one gave birth to him, if I was away when she was pregnant for him and delivered.. I would have argued that she was his mother. There were times that I had to pass the night there and her voice or rants would be what will wake me up very early in the morning just as it used to be when I used to be there...

I used to think that as people grow old, they become calmer but that isn't the case with my mom, she's more violent... She lost her twin sis last year March and I sincerely hoped that would change atleast but iro nio... Her other sisters aren't even speaking to her at the moment. My dad was a musician.. old age won't allow him continue doing music, coincidentally I picked up that barton.. been doing the same music(live musician) all my life but my mom has always been against it.. she was never happy whenever I carry my dad's guitar to rehearse or whenever I bring a piano home.. it was always war...

Been there since last weekend cos of the poor electricity in my area.. we have had power for about 7 days now.. Had gone for a studio session, only to return in d evening and I was greeted with shouting over a very trivial issue, I was so angry that I responded to every of her verbal insults.. and then she hit me and I reciprocated which I felt so bad about almost immediately.. she dragged me by my clothes shouting that I must kill her again, by that time.. my anger had subdued and all I had on my mind was to leave the house immediately. She threatened to arrest me.. She tore my shirt and I managed to pull away from her.. and left without picking my stuffs. All my life, I have never raised up my hands to hit a woman talkless of my mom.. I don't even beat kids when they do wrong, I hate to see tears..

I know it's a disgraceful thing to do. I've got no excuse for what I've done whatsoever. I even avoid confrontations with my own gender sef cos I know what I'm capable of. I'm always quick to say the word sorry just to avoid prolonged issues. I had been offline since it happened, just came here to drop this and I know how much insults I'm gonna get here anyway but we learn everyday and will surely pick the ones that will make me a better person.. no one's perfect

Pls ignore my typo errors abeg

Lol no mind am. I TOO KNOW people full this Nairaland.

KingOfTheDamned:
Honestly ! He should have come to your house and told you first

Mumu man

Rugaria:
Thieves!
Which subsidy? From FAAC? Mustthe rest f us bear the consequences of your avaricious greed!?
These tribal mutants are busy finding inventive ways to loot the resources available to the rest of the country just to build up their homeland in Niger republic..

advanceDNA:
Stop forming woke..

Bros it's like na Japanese currency you dey spend these days ooo

tammie24:
Yen yen yen

Karlovych:
Hmm, Igbos!!

DaveDGreat:
Lol. People wey dey form ITK (I too know) most times dey always mess up.

Maybe he thinks fuel is Petrol/P.M.S as we call it locally here.

Who go tell am say PETROL, GAS, DIESEL and KEROSENE are all fuel?
Even WOOD is a fuel

iswallker:
What do they run on Sir - pls educate us

PrinceOfLagos:
Not necessary

Stop this tribal bullshit

hmohammed:
This write up is completely useless. Before 2022, Nigeria didn't witness any fuel scarcity in the past 5 years. What kind of leaking brain do we have in this country.

Secondly, how can this be the worst fuel scarcity we have experienced? This is all bullshit, I remember 2014/2015, we experienced scarcity that lasted for more than a month. Nigerians are forgetful people