emmloppy:
happy Sunday too @ my dear oyindaberry..

emmloppy:
happy Sunday too @ my dear oyindaberry..

emmloppy:
I am commenting on this 4 d benefit of future invitees,,,septagus and dat kemslis are 100% real..@oyindaberry,,remember u re d one dat sent me d tyme and date 4 an interview then..d drove me out of d hall..but later d man said d shld give me a chance..I wrote d test and did d interview same day,,d told us dat if u pass, u wld get an invite from d employer themselves,,afta lyk 2 wks I got an invite to come for documentation and assessment from sterling bank at marina via septagus,which I went,I was rlly indebted to @oyindaberry,,though I didn't get d job cos I had an issue wit one of my certificate,,I was screened out..though I have rectified d cert issue,,buh I still rue nt getting dat job,,d have even told me how much d re gonna pay me..so guys wen u re nt sure,,zip up..possibly d person saying 'AVOID IT' came dat day buh wasn't called up,,maybe,,buh dnt block others chances,,goggle septagus,and u wld get them,,@oyindaberry I still have u at heart,,thank u,,

Really?? I'm happy to hear this and I'm glad you are attesting to the fact that they are real. This would clear peoples' doubts and stop them from thinking every job IV they get is GNLD-oriented. Happy Sunday@emmloppy

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Seun:
Avoid it

May I know the reason behind that? Just for future purpose... Anticipating.

Seun:
Avoid it

Okay. Thanks.

Cribpark:
7. Your House Design Trims Down Fast

In the beginning, you wanted a cream colored Jacuzzi in your master bedroom. You also wanted the bathroom to have a gate view, so you can see when the boys come to check your girls while you are bathing – you can’t take chances on Nigerian boys. Well, everything looked good in the Architects 3D until the Quantity Surveyor brought you the bill. You be like “Oga Architect, kindly remove the gate view, an ordinary bathroom would do.
9 months into the construction, you realise you are 6 months behind schedule and have overspent the original budget by the double. You can no longer even afford Jacuzzi, you just settled for a white bath tub. How are the wishes fallen!

8. ‘Omo-Onile’ is Your Friend

When it all started, they were friendly. While paying for your land they said you had to pay community dues. You fixed a meeting with them and noticed at the meeting that it is a mix of old and young persons. They said you could pay at once or at every stage of the construction. You bargained, they counter-offered. Soon, you both agreed. You paid all and was issued a receipt. It was all on a lighter mood that you wondered why people dreaded these omo-oniles when even you handled them smartly – maybe you are just so good. Soon you start your project and there is another group of youths jumping up-and-down on your site. They insisted on being paid for every stage of work and they tell you they are a separate group. After threatening your workers who fled immediately they saw knives, you agreed to pay their own money. Wait, another episode of the drama is around the corner. Soon, another group pops up when your materials arrive, you either pay them or your goods wouldn’t be delivered. Be warned dear friend; Omo-onile is for real!

That is why it is good you buy your lands or housing units from companies that are into the real estate business, City Planners Property and Investments Ltd is one of them. When you buy from them, you are free from the problems of the customary land owners(omo onile).

Cribpark:
7. Your House Design Trims Down Fast

In the beginning, you wanted a cream colored Jacuzzi in your master bedroom. You also wanted the bathroom to have a gate view, so you can see when the boys come to check your girls while you are bathing – you can’t take chances on Nigerian boys. Well, everything looked good in the Architects 3D until the Quantity Surveyor brought you the bill. You be like “Oga Architect, kindly remove the gate view, an ordinary bathroom would do.
9 months into the construction, you realise you are 6 months behind schedule and have overspent the original budget by the double. You can no longer even afford Jacuzzi, you just settled for a white bath tub. How are the wishes fallen!

8. ‘Omo-Onile’ is Your Friend

When it all started, they were friendly. While paying for your land they said you had to pay community dues. You fixed a meeting with them and noticed at the meeting that it is a mix of old and young persons. They said you could pay at once or at every stage of the construction. You bargained, they counter-offered. Soon, you both agreed. You paid all and was issued a receipt. It was all on a lighter mood that you wondered why people dreaded these omo-oniles when even you handled them smartly – maybe you are just so good. Soon you start your project and there is another group of youths jumping up-and-down on your site. They insisted on being paid for every stage of work and they tell you they are a separate group. After threatening your workers who fled immediately they saw knives, you agreed to pay their own money. Wait, another episode of the drama is around the corner. Soon, another group pops up when your materials arrive, you either pay them or your goods wouldn’t be delivered. Be warned dear friend; Omo-onile is for real!

That is why it is good you buy your lands or housing units from companies that are into the real estate business, City Planners Property and Investments Ltd is one of them. When you buy from them, you are free from the problems of the customary land owners(omo onile).

How did it go?@prettywendy

So her fellow actors and actresses have taken to the streets to solicit for her? Does she have two heads? If it was a nobody, these people won't come out with placards begging; they will say such person deserves to be imprisoned cause the deceased she hit has a family too. Nigeria, we are the cause of our own misfortunes.

DEXTROVERT:
oga sir,

How
does
driver's
license
prevent
ACCIDENT

I tire oo... They will start digging out irrelevant facts. They didn't know he had no driver's license since when he's been working with the man abi? Are they now saying the driver caused their deaths? A valid driver's license is no guarantee to save one from accidents, when fate summons, even monarchs must obey. It's a very painful loss, I really feel for his children; may God be with them.

Sayelabola:

Lol.
In all, he lacks maternal care.

Hence his unbalanced nature.

Abájo, I trust Yoruba mothers, they be like 'oo ni ba mi loruko je, nisho ni ile iya abiye ki won ki agbo fun e, were o si ni iran mi. Lol... BTW, she's cute.

When you get to Ojuelegba, you'd get a bus heading to Idi Araba; it's so easy to locate cause there's a teaching hospital along the way, all the best.

Boltmeister:

So where are you seated?

Are you the one at the rear end now?

Boltmeister:

Left side. Wearing a purple shirt. 3rd line.. Are you here too?

Yes, I got the invite last week.

Boltmeister:

Going good. It's an internship for 5weeks. Just training

Where are you seated?

flexxyworld:

I hope english isn't part of your course combination

As in... Hehehe

Boltmeister:

Check your inbox dear

Okay

Boltmeister:


Lol I never said so. I said the address Ikorodu road and express GNLD use that address most times . I said google it to find out. I send you a pm . Please reply

Lol, Ok ooo...would make it a date sha GNLD or no GNLD.

Boltmeister:


Hi, you can forward me the text too. I will really appreciate

I couldn't reply your mail, no email address is attached to the msg you sent me.

emmloppy:
emmy2lop@yahoo.com..thanks and anticipating ur reply

Check your mailbox.

emmloppy:
@oyinda,,if u aren't staying far off I advise u try goin. I checked posts previously on nairaland concerning the name..it popped up.d do 4 sterling bank,,according to guys dat went for it..I wld even be gatecrashing tomoro..4rm d way u re asking, I am guessin no text av bein written.jst give it a try,,hope to see u there..gud luck

Okay, thank you.

Good day, I got an SMS earlier and I'm a bit confused; dunno if I should go for it, I'm just scared of GNLD...
SEPTAGUS CONSULTIN INVITES U 4 AN INTERVIEW ON @@@FEB2016 BY 10AM 4 D POSITION OF TRANSACTION TRAINEE (FOR STERLING BANK)@BLOCK19,SUITE6, ODUA INTERNATIONAL OFFICE COMPLEX,384,IKORODU EXPRES ROAD,OJOTA, LAGOS.COM WIT UR CV, ORIGINAL N PHOTOCOPY OF CREDENTIALS,BIRTH CERTIFICATE& PASSPORT PHOTOGRAPH.

zinzane:
Good afternoon House, can anybody help with info on Ph.D admission for Unilorin. When is the form coming out? and i need the PG school contact. Thanks.

Check the school's website for more info at www.unilorin.edu.ng

gists:
The truth is most of them just want PMB to devalue the naira so they can turn around and blame him for ruining the currency.
I am yet to see any of them telling us what we stand to gain by devaluing the naira with this our present scenario. They just want to say GEJ left the dollar for PMB at N199 and now PMB has killed it at NXXX. As if that will bring GEJ back

Abi ooo

pussypounder:

How old are you? Are you a virgin? Because you look untouched and evwerything is still standing

seunny4lif:
God bless you for this
I remember those guys dat cover their books during exams or refuse to even borrow you thier note
Must of dem see dey find job while God don bless the olodos

Lmao, and those ones that refuse to tear a sheet of paper for you during impromptu test periods.

funkyglitz:
Op you are on point.... some will go as far as calling a good job a scam just for you to be absent on the day of the interview maybe making him/her the last man standing soooo immature sha.

Funny but true.

pussypounder:

How old are you? Are you a virgin? Because you look untouched and evwerything is still standing

I applied too, even though I studied Industrial Chemistry besides ICH and CHE is related in a lot of ways.