ednut1:
Life is about creating memories . The adventure was scary and fun at same time.

Location: Cookstown ,Ontario

Namesake, enjoy life o

FirstbornWds:



A whole lot of people ( which I am part of) are making really good money from Twitter. When I say money, I don't the regular 50,100ks that people see monthly or bi-annually. I mean the ones of 300k, 500k, a million and so on, which comes in monthly.


But then... You might not understand cause your not in the system.

Yes you are right! Don’t trade words with people that do not know what this Twitter ban has done to its users.

bunto:
You people are not wise.
Igbos in the North will bear the brunt of this stupidity of a few.

Igbos attacked one northerner, but one buy one , northerners will start avoiding Igbo goods which we all know the average Nigerian can do without.

Let's wait and see how it unfolds going forward.

Ok Mr. Wise guy, clap for yourself.

E sweet my belle die

CHHng:
Experienced driver urgently needed at Magodo Isheri Lagos. Candidates must reside around Ojodu Berger
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To Apply Call / WhatsApp 09024191227

Apply or share with whosoever needs it

Good day. What is the age limit for any applicant?

Explorers:
20.

The Mummy

Explorers:
15.

Anaconda

Explorers:
19.

AirForce one

Does prayers still work in Nigeria? We’re just enjoying the grace of God my dear people. So many prayers from well meaning Nigerians but the evil people keep thwarting it. I just always ask God for His mercy to prevail, dazzol

Oh! This is tragic! God be with you Madam... May we not enter into a marriage that will end us or dismember our body parts Èdùmàrè. Amen

pocohantas:


Sisters, how have you people been coping?

Well Sis, I do not have this challenge as I buy fabrics and sew all my wears except jeans trousers that I buy from outside.

November1857:
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https://punchng.com/adamu-garba-others-react-as-twitter-picks-ghana-as-african-headquarters/

Just look at the nonsense the former Nigeria’s Presidential aspirant wrote. I wonder how he reasons *hiss*

saphiere:
It will never be well with Davido if he does not do the needful.

This is for every girl out there to learn a lesson


Davido has daughters. May this he has done to Chioma and many more be upon his daughters in Jesus name I pray Amen.

Davido, I redraw peace from you wherever you are. You shall have no peace until you do the needful.

CHIOMA’S ONLINE IN-LAW SPOTTED!!!




Madam calm down na, these curses ain’t necessary. Pls control your temper

Wisemfon:
A lady I referred for a bank job in the first week of June got a call this morning to resume work at an Uyo branch of the said commercial bank. She was fortunate to be among the few applicants that were shortlisted from among a large pool of graduates who got interviewed for the jobs.
No, but she won't be resuming!

She finally lost the opportunity because of a phone call.
She had received the call in the early hours of today, 10:00am precise. It was from the HR department of the bank.

But she didn't say "hello".

Her first remark when she picked was "who's this?"

Before she got any other reply she added "how did you get my number?"

The HR person goes "Am I speaking to Miss xxxxxxx?"

She felt the question is unnecessary! And she gave her final response.

"Please if you don't want to introduce yourself get out of my phone" that was her final word!

I got a feedback from the HR by 12noon today and I listened to that conversation. Those kinds of phone calls are always recorded for reference purposes.

Aunty lost the job because she lacks Phone Conversations Etiquette! I listened to the recorded version of that conversation.

She lost the job because she believes every unknown male caller is a "chyker".

You see? After all it's not always because HR people are "despicable" as they have been labeled by Nigerians!

Why would a Homosapien answer a phone call like this in the year 2020AD?

Watch out! Your next phone call might be your breakthrough! But your ill-manners could cost you the miracle

She’ll sulk for months when reality dawns on her. By the way, I’m a Masters degree holder in Industrial Chemistry and I’m available for referral sir

It’s an April fool prank

lilvicky68:

Or them go use stick hook the charger draw the phone comot

Ayiiiii�����

lilvicky68:
We should keep our phone to charge in another room?lol.. if person follow window thief the phone or high current blow our charger how we go know..

Those kain thieves wey go tie dustpan to long thick come from window steal the phone ��

Nicepoker:
One claimed she is in University of Abuja. I did some findings. I am telling you this vagina creature never sat for WAEC. Exams.

Lwkmd Vagina creature

AerialMapper:
Avoid these Shylock loan apps; they’ll not only entrap you but embarrass you as well!

Never allow them access your contacts. If you must, delete all contacts from your phone especially if you plan on defaulting. They will blast SMS to every phone number in your contacts in the event that you default.

“If you plan on defaulting?” Was this nice of you to say? They don’t force people with a gun to their heads to register on their apps to take the loans na, people register of their own free will. So what are you saying?

karzyharsky:
They like to threaten guarantor with this kind of message

Good day, this is in regard of Abu with phone number 0702725263740 who has failed to pay back the loan he took from US, kindly reach and urge him to make payment to avoid us taking LEGAL ACTIONS against him, IF WE DONT GET the PAYMENT BEFORE 5PM TODAY,HIS PICTURE WILL DISPLAY ON ALL SOCIAL MEDIA AS A FRUADSTER AND HE SHOULD GET A GOOD LAWYER THAT CAN DEFEND HIS FRAUDULENT ACT. Finally, be informed that you are one of HIS EMERGENCY CONTACT, we have your information, you can as well tell him to exclude you if you do not know about this loan.

Na you dem send this msg? Lol

Pls be careful sis, remember a certain DG woman in Abuja in February last year that was murdered in cold blood after she got back home from work by suspected yahoo boys she reported to the police. Apply caution and lots of patience with them biko. They will get tired with them if they’re purposely doing it to get your attention

Girl9999:
Life doesn't seem worth living anymore.

He hasn't even called me to know how I am doing.

I can't believe people are insulting me and blaming me for what happened. I created this thread to get advice and comfort but I'm getting insults. I'm a very emotional person and this isn't helping.

I'm crying all over again just reading some comments. I don't have an alcohol problem and yes I planned on having sex with him soon; when I felt ready, but definitely before marriage. How can you say this is my fault?

Today might be my last day on this earth. Human beings are indeed wicked.

Sorry dear, pls don’t have suicidal thoughts. First and foremost, you need to accept reality that it has happened. The next thing to do is to report to the police, don’t even fight him yet. Let the police take it up from there. Protect your mind at all cost baby girl.

osamz007:
LOOKS NICE

BUT HOPE NO UNDER TONE LIKE INVICTUS

Abi o, na so dem dey always talk about Invictus matter until breeze blow open fowl yansh.

Alexgman1:
You have being dating a girl for a year and all of a sudden she broke up with you and went back to her ex who she said she hated so much & would hurt him if she ever saw him again because he used her & took advantage of her. Do you think there is something am not doing right Or does her ex has something i dont have that she went back to him?

It’s simple! Suffer no dey taya your fiancée ni. A je iya a tun je ewe iya pelu, let her be.

Odewaleadesoye:
More Pictures:

Stop by museum in the evening to eat cowleg peppersoup o. I miss Ilorin sha, it’s serene there. I enjoyed my stay all through my undergraduate and postgraduate studies.

22 years

Agbegbaorogboye:

And you're smiling through your wickedness

What’s the wickedness here? Do you know how much we spent on feeds alone from August till now?? Did I dip my hands into their pockets? They know how heavy the chickens weighed and paid for it, so what’s the big deal?

The price of chicken feeds has skyrocketed. Finisher is 5,400 in my area, it use to be around 4k months back. We have a mini poultry and we didn’t sell a chicken for less than 7k for this Christmas season.

Oluwasaeon:
My dear country is still struggling to produce pencils

And toothpicks

Acekidc4:
209,000.....Shey I will Sha Hear the Heavenly Host Singing Praises in Heaven on it??

Or avail everyone the opportunity to hear the trumpet when it sounds?

Icelandicboy:
I'm depressed.. Let it end already... Goodbye world

You don’t have to end your life, you were created for a reason. Hello!

Crunchyg2:

Oyi hope you will be coming back for xmas, cos I will like to come and see your people this xmas